Australian comic will anderson gives us his will ah Sophie about everything from
his will ah Sophie about everything from
his will ah Sophie about everything from environmental issues gay rights and
environmental issues gay rights and
environmental issues gay rights and politics I’m gonna give you a Christian
politics I’m gonna give you a Christian
politics I’m gonna give you a Christian go on you if your cushion or your Muslim
go on you if your cushion or your Muslim
go on you if your cushion or your Muslim but we stop killing each other I whether
but we stop killing each other I whether
but we stop killing each other I whether your imaginary friend is better than
your imaginary friend is better than
your imaginary friend is better than their measurement I’m Veronica’s
their measurement I’m Veronica’s
their measurement I’m Veronica’s watchmojo.com and today we’re speaking
watchmojo.com and today we’re speaking
watchmojo.com and today we’re speaking with a comic that will make you laugh
with a comic that will make you laugh
with a comic that will make you laugh you have a very impressive resume your
you have a very impressive resume your
you have a very impressive resume your published author columnist the TV host
published author columnist the TV host
published author columnist the TV host and a successful comedian what was it
and a successful comedian what was it
and a successful comedian what was it that made you want to enter into the
that made you want to enter into the
that made you want to enter into the entertainment industry you don’t let the
entertainment industry you don’t let the
entertainment industry you don’t let the great thing about being committees you
great thing about being committees you
great thing about being committees you rock up to work and there’s a whole
rock up to work and there’s a whole
rock up to work and there’s a whole bunch of regular there who are really
bunch of regular there who are really
bunch of regular there who are really excited that you’ve arrived you know
excited that you’ve arrived you know
excited that you’ve arrived you know they clap when you walk out what other
they clap when you walk out what other
they clap when you walk out what other job do you get a round of applause
job do you get a round of applause
job do you get a round of applause before you’ve even done anything all
before you’ve even done anything all
before you’ve even done anything all I’ve done is walk from there are
I’ve done is walk from there are
I’ve done is walk from there are standing to here to start and you’re
standing to here to start and you’re
standing to here to start and you’re already clapping hungry rats and I can
already clapping hungry rats and I can
already clapping hungry rats and I can drink while I’m working david has got
drink while I’m working david has got
drink while I’m working david has got charged with dinkle material assistance
charged with dinkle material assistance
charged with dinkle material assistance for terrorism hell does that even mean
for terrorism hell does that even mean
for terrorism hell does that even mean material assistance it makes it sound
material assistance it makes it sound
material assistance it makes it sound like he designed the uniforms we arrived
like he designed the uniforms we arrived
like he designed the uniforms we arrived for the al-qaeda guys well we’re really
for the al-qaeda guys well we’re really
for the al-qaeda guys well we’re really glad that you followed your dreams
glad that you followed your dreams
glad that you followed your dreams because in will Asif EU answer most of
because in will Asif EU answer most of
because in will Asif EU answer most of the world’s problems do you consider
the world’s problems do you consider
the world’s problems do you consider yourself a superhero I have two
yourself a superhero I have two
yourself a superhero I have two superpowers one is the ability to always
superpowers one is the ability to always
superpowers one is the ability to always choose a perfectly ripe avocado if I was
choose a perfectly ripe avocado if I was
choose a perfectly ripe avocado if I was in the x-men that like would not be as
in the x-men that like would not be as
in the x-men that like would not be as cool as Wolverine like you know doing
cool as Wolverine like you know doing
cool as Wolverine like you know doing that sort of stuff but if they needed
that sort of stuff but if they needed
that sort of stuff but if they needed like if Wolverine had gone out and
like if Wolverine had gone out and
like if Wolverine had gone out and killed some people and solved a big
killed some people and solved a big
killed some people and solved a big thing and then they wanted to celebrate
thing and then they wanted to celebrate
thing and then they wanted to celebrate with chips and dips I’d be the gun all
with chips and dips I’d be the gun all
with chips and dips I’d be the gun all right that would be awesome fifth in the
right that would be awesome fifth in the
right that would be awesome fifth in the Bible that you can’t be gay well it says
Bible that you can’t be gay well it says
Bible that you can’t be gay well it says a lot of shit in the Bible we don’t
a lot of shit in the Bible we don’t
a lot of shit in the Bible we don’t agree with these days doesn’t it where’s
agree with these days doesn’t it where’s
agree with these days doesn’t it where’s my slave
my slave
my slave and the other thing is I’m very good
and the other thing is I’m very good
and the other thing is I’m very good procrastinating hey procrastinating man
procrastinating hey procrastinating man
procrastinating hey procrastinating man we need you to come and you solve this
we need you to come and you solve this
we need you to come and you solve this crime maybe our excellent first I’ve
crime maybe our excellent first I’ve
crime maybe our excellent first I’ve just gotta have a cup of tea then I’m
just gotta have a cup of tea then I’m
just gotta have a cup of tea then I’m going to rearrange my CDs into the audio
going to rearrange my CDs into the audio
going to rearrange my CDs into the audio that I bought them and then I’m gonna
that I bought them and then I’m gonna
that I bought them and then I’m gonna have another cup of tea oh and then I’m
have another cup of tea oh and then I’m
have another cup of tea oh and then I’m going to rearrange my CDs into so that
going to rearrange my CDs into so that
going to rearrange my CDs into so that like all the albums that are about bands
like all the albums that are about bands
like all the albums that are about bands that have food in their name and extra
that have food in their name and extra
that have food in their name and extra each other’s ah and I never the crime
each other’s ah and I never the crime
each other’s ah and I never the crime ahead to solve says in Leviticus I can
ahead to solve says in Leviticus I can
ahead to solve says in Leviticus I can have a slave from a neighboring Island
have a slave from a neighboring Island
have a slave from a neighboring Island does New Zealand captain what’s your
does New Zealand captain what’s your
does New Zealand captain what’s your tool to lure the opposite sex rohypnol
tool to lure the opposite sex rohypnol
tool to lure the opposite sex rohypnol did I have that here no that’s choice
did I have that here no that’s choice
did I have that here no that’s choice gentlemen Chuck the other thing that I
gentlemen Chuck the other thing that I
gentlemen Chuck the other thing that I personally it’s a hard time is Paris
personally it’s a hard time is Paris
personally it’s a hard time is Paris Hilton don’t reckon it was our power
Hilton don’t reckon it was our power
Hilton don’t reckon it was our power which is such a slut what does he really
which is such a slut what does he really
which is such a slut what does he really do since we’re 60 million bucks he
do since we’re 60 million bucks he
do since we’re 60 million bucks he doesn’t have a job she goes around the
doesn’t have a job she goes around the
doesn’t have a job she goes around the world as she roots and people on her if
world as she roots and people on her if
world as she roots and people on her if I had 60 million bucks and I didn’t have
I had 60 million bucks and I didn’t have
I had 60 million bucks and I didn’t have a job I would do that to me
a job I would do that to me
a job I would do that to me not good for a handful a changin an all
not good for a handful a changin an all
not good for a handful a changin an all day bus bus would you say that funny
day bus bus would you say that funny
day bus bus would you say that funny guys really do get all the girls people
guys really do get all the girls people
guys really do get all the girls people you know it’s a I’m looking for a guy
you know it’s a I’m looking for a guy
you know it’s a I’m looking for a guy with a sense of humor but what they mean
with a sense of humor but what they mean
with a sense of humor but what they mean is I’m looking for a really good-looking
is I’m looking for a really good-looking
is I’m looking for a really good-looking guy who may be nice if he has a sense of
guy who may be nice if he has a sense of
guy who may be nice if he has a sense of humor I don’t see a many people with
humor I don’t see a many people with
humor I don’t see a many people with bitchy like big ball linked photos of
bitchy like big ball linked photos of
bitchy like big ball linked photos of you know Danny DeVito on the wall or
you know Danny DeVito on the wall or
you know Danny DeVito on the wall or John Candy you know who girls aren’t
John Candy you know who girls aren’t
John Candy you know who girls aren’t getting Randy for candy I always think
getting Randy for candy I always think
getting Randy for candy I always think if a girl comes and sees my show and
if a girl comes and sees my show and
if a girl comes and sees my show and he’s then attracted to me that
he’s then attracted to me that
he’s then attracted to me that relationship would never sustain itself
relationship would never sustain itself
relationship would never sustain itself cuz that’s as entertaining as I am yeah
cuz that’s as entertaining as I am yeah
cuz that’s as entertaining as I am yeah it totally that’s like the most
it totally that’s like the most
it totally that’s like the most entertaining 70 minutes of stuff I’ve
entertaining 70 minutes of stuff I’ve
entertaining 70 minutes of stuff I’ve thought of in a year the rest of my life
thought of in a year the rest of my life
thought of in a year the rest of my life is boring by comparison well thank you
is boring by comparison well thank you
is boring by comparison well thank you very much and good luck with everything
very much and good luck with everything
very much and good luck with everything well thank you for having me
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