ladies and gentlemen welcome to watchmojo.com I’m internationally famous
watchmojo.com I’m internationally famous
watchmojo.com I’m internationally famous comedian John Hastings who’s next to me
comedian John Hastings who’s next to me
comedian John Hastings who’s next to me that’s not Veronica delfina who usually
that’s not Veronica delfina who usually
that’s not Veronica delfina who usually a yell at about weird stuff like
a yell at about weird stuff like
a yell at about weird stuff like Twilight mm-hmm not today I class stood
Twilight mm-hmm not today I class stood
Twilight mm-hmm not today I class stood up for you kitty cats because we got
up for you kitty cats because we got
up for you kitty cats because we got ourselves former war crimes lawyer all
ourselves former war crimes lawyer all
ourselves former war crimes lawyer all the way from The Hague now comedian in
the way from The Hague now comedian in
the way from The Hague now comedian in Montreal my dear dear dear dear dear
Montreal my dear dear dear dear dear
Montreal my dear dear dear dear dear dear good friend Jessica Salman Jessica
dear good friend Jessica Salman Jessica
dear good friend Jessica Salman Jessica welcome to watchmojo.com thank you John
welcome to watchmojo.com thank you John
welcome to watchmojo.com thank you John I’m glad to be here it’s a fun new
I’m glad to be here it’s a fun new
I’m glad to be here it’s a fun new segment we’re trying a few kids a little
segment we’re trying a few kids a little
segment we’re trying a few kids a little segment called ask a lawyer and what
segment called ask a lawyer and what
segment called ask a lawyer and what we’re going to do is we’re gonna ask
we’re going to do is we’re gonna ask
we’re going to do is we’re gonna ask questions to a real-life lawyer and I’m
questions to a real-life lawyer and I’m
questions to a real-life lawyer and I’m going to make fart jokes to pass the
going to make fart jokes to pass the
going to make fart jokes to pass the time while you guys are supposed to be
time while you guys are supposed to be
time while you guys are supposed to be working in your cubicles good times so
working in your cubicles good times so
working in your cubicles good times so Jessica formal war crimes lawyer what
Jessica formal war crimes lawyer what
Jessica formal war crimes lawyer what would be the first most appropriate
would be the first most appropriate
would be the first most appropriate question this is actually a question I
question this is actually a question I
question this is actually a question I got myself from a comedian at a comedy
got myself from a comedian at a comedy
got myself from a comedian at a comedy show let me see if you can find a little
show let me see if you can find a little
show let me see if you can find a little something out about this guy first
something out about this guy first
something out about this guy first question I’ve asked lawyer is Jessica
question I’ve asked lawyer is Jessica
question I’ve asked lawyer is Jessica how legal is weed it’s been pretty much
how legal is weed it’s been pretty much
how legal is weed it’s been pretty much decriminalized i think in practice i
decriminalized i think in practice i
decriminalized i think in practice i think if you have possession of weed a
think if you have possession of weed a
think if you have possession of weed a small amount for personal use I don’t
small amount for personal use I don’t
small amount for personal use I don’t think you’re going to get hauled into
think you’re going to get hauled into
think you’re going to get hauled into jail for that it’s where the word to
jail for that it’s where the word to
jail for that it’s where the word to criminalize sounds so much worse than
criminalize sounds so much worse than
criminalize sounds so much worse than illegal do you know what I mean like it
illegal do you know what I mean like it
illegal do you know what I mean like it sounds like the robot steroid version of
sounds like the robot steroid version of
sounds like the robot steroid version of illegal you know what I mean like he’s
illegal you know what I mean like he’s
illegal you know what I mean like he’s been decriminalized you think they like
been decriminalized you think they like
been decriminalized you think they like delouse to criminal and now he’s like a
delouse to criminal and now he’s like a
delouse to criminal and now he’s like a horribly remodeled version of society
horribly remodeled version of society
horribly remodeled version of society he’s really into the baptist church and
he’s really into the baptist church and
he’s really into the baptist church and stuff like that so if I did have a
stuff like that so if I did have a
stuff like that so if I did have a nugget of weed given to me by the
nugget of weed given to me by the
nugget of weed given to me by the cameraman just before we started
cameraman just before we started
cameraman just before we started shooting and the cops raided I would not
shooting and the cops raided I would not
shooting and the cops raided I would not have to go to the clink is what you’re
have to go to the clink is what you’re
have to go to the clink is what you’re saying I don’t think that they would
saying I don’t think that they would
saying I don’t think that they would waste their resources on that all right
waste their resources on that all right
waste their resources on that all right next question this is actually a
next question this is actually a
next question this is actually a question I came up with because I’ve
question I came up with because I’ve
question I came up with because I’ve always want to know what exactly is
always want to know what exactly is
always want to know what exactly is insider trading it’s pretty much when
insider trading it’s pretty much when
insider trading it’s pretty much when you have inside information because you
you have inside information because you
you have inside information because you work at a company and let’s say you find
work at a company and let’s say you find
work at a company and let’s say you find out that you know you know that you’re
out that you know you know that you’re
out that you know you know that you’re coming out with a new product that’s
coming out with a new product that’s
coming out with a new product that’s going to make your stock go up
going to make your stock go up
going to make your stock go up you buy a whole bunch of that stock and
you buy a whole bunch of that stock and
you buy a whole bunch of that stock and make a lot of money off I think that’s
make a lot of money off I think that’s
make a lot of money off I think that’s what it is so like a social version of
what it is so like a social version of
what it is so like a social version of insider trading it’s like you’re with
insider trading it’s like you’re with
insider trading it’s like you’re with some buddies and you find out from one
some buddies and you find out from one
some buddies and you find out from one of those buddy’s the one of his friends
of those buddy’s the one of his friends
of those buddy’s the one of his friends who is a girl it’s kind of into you so
who is a girl it’s kind of into you so
who is a girl it’s kind of into you so you you know have the inside track you
you you know have the inside track you
you you know have the inside track you don’t need to like do the stupid like
don’t need to like do the stupid like
don’t need to like do the stupid like hey can I buy you a drink you can just
hey can I buy you a drink you can just
hey can I buy you a drink you can just sort of walk up with me like so here
sort of walk up with me like so here
sort of walk up with me like so here what can I do if naked pictures of me
what can I do if naked pictures of me
what can I do if naked pictures of me are posted on the Internet I don’t
are posted on the Internet I don’t
are posted on the Internet I don’t really know that there’s much you can do
really know that there’s much you can do
really know that there’s much you can do but stuff that goes up on the Internet
but stuff that goes up on the Internet
but stuff that goes up on the Internet it’s just it’s very difficult with the
it’s just it’s very difficult with the
it’s just it’s very difficult with the internet to find the originator of it
internet to find the originator of it
internet to find the originator of it you know often it’s like a company I
you know often it’s like a company I
you know often it’s like a company I think that buys would buy the pictures
think that buys would buy the pictures
think that buys would buy the pictures from somebody and then you know they’re
from somebody and then you know they’re
from somebody and then you know they’re like sex video or naked picture
like sex video or naked picture
like sex video or naked picture companies and they profit off of this
companies and they profit off of this
companies and they profit off of this and they put it up so I think yeah if
and they put it up so I think yeah if
and they put it up so I think yeah if you have a hard-hitting lawyer that goes
you have a hard-hitting lawyer that goes
you have a hard-hitting lawyer that goes up against them and like basically
up against them and like basically
up against them and like basically threatens them with legal action and he
threatens them with legal action and he
threatens them with legal action and he does lawsuit and then you go to court
does lawsuit and then you go to court
does lawsuit and then you go to court you get an injunction and hopefully you
you get an injunction and hopefully you
you get an injunction and hopefully you know they would be forced to take them
know they would be forced to take them
know they would be forced to take them down then you know you could you could
down then you know you could you could
down then you know you could you could do something about it just there’s
do something about it just there’s
do something about it just there’s there’s you know there’s the law and
there’s you know there’s the law and
there’s you know there’s the law and then there’s you know the practice and
then there’s you know the practice and
then there’s you know the practice and what you know what’s actually
what you know what’s actually
what you know what’s actually practicable so ladies and gentlemen this
practicable so ladies and gentlemen this
practicable so ladies and gentlemen this has been our first segment a vascular
has been our first segment a vascular
has been our first segment a vascular how did it feel Jessica Solomon it felt
how did it feel Jessica Solomon it felt
how did it feel Jessica Solomon it felt fun it was good yeah if only the bar
fun it was good yeah if only the bar
fun it was good yeah if only the bar exam was oh well don’t bear that don’t
exam was oh well don’t bear that don’t
exam was oh well don’t bear that don’t bury the lead don’t bury the lead
bury the lead don’t bury the lead
bury the lead don’t bury the lead because next up next to ask a lawyer
because next up next to ask a lawyer
because next up next to ask a lawyer we’re going to ask her about the bar
we’re going to ask her about the bar
we’re going to ask her about the bar exam and why is it called the bar exam
exam and why is it called the bar exam
exam and why is it called the bar exam for watchmojo.com and Jessica Salman I’m
for watchmojo.com and Jessica Salman I’m
for watchmojo.com and Jessica Salman I’m John Hastings have a good one
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