just in case you didn’t sing along with the stupid words last time we have for
the stupid words last time we have for
the stupid words last time we have for you a second round of my numbing musical
you a second round of my numbing musical
you a second round of my numbing musical dumbness
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be counting down our picks for another
be counting down our picks for another top 10 stupidest lyrics thousand eight
top 10 stupidest lyrics thousand eight
top 10 stupidest lyrics thousand eight you sold 2,000 late for this list we’ve
you sold 2,000 late for this list we’ve
you sold 2,000 late for this list we’ve collected more of the stupidest lyrics
collected more of the stupidest lyrics
collected more of the stupidest lyrics ever sung for more laughable lines check
ever sung for more laughable lines check
ever sung for more laughable lines check out our original video the top 10
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out our original video the top 10 stupidest lyrics of all time suck my
stupidest lyrics of all time suck my
stupidest lyrics of all time suck my napkin in my shirt cuz I’ll just live in
napkin in my shirt cuz I’ll just live in
napkin in my shirt cuz I’ll just live in like
number ten someday I’ll find a love like
number ten someday I’ll find a love like yours she’ll think I’m Superman
yours she’ll think I’m Superman
yours she’ll think I’m Superman not super minivan how could you leave on
not super minivan how could you leave on
not super minivan how could you leave on Yom Kippur fifty ways to say goodbye
Yom Kippur fifty ways to say goodbye
Yom Kippur fifty ways to say goodbye train
my head was oversized we pull out of
my head was oversized we pull out of today’s starting station with train and
today’s starting station with train and
today’s starting station with train and a song all about the narrator trying to
a song all about the narrator trying to
a song all about the narrator trying to hide his wounded ego ironically though
hide his wounded ego ironically though
hide his wounded ego ironically though the most embarrassing thing about this
the most embarrassing thing about this
the most embarrassing thing about this record isn’t the fact that his
record isn’t the fact that his
record isn’t the fact that his girlfriend left him
the Superman test super mini van jump is
the Superman test super mini van jump is so incredibly dumb we’re left wondering
so incredibly dumb we’re left wondering
so incredibly dumb we’re left wondering just how much kryptonite a man would
just how much kryptonite a man would
just how much kryptonite a man would have to ingest to think that those words
have to ingest to think that those words
have to ingest to think that those words worked they’ve tried to patch it up with
worked they’ve tried to patch it up with
worked they’ve tried to patch it up with a cultured reference to the holiest day
a cultured reference to the holiest day
a cultured reference to the holiest day of the Jewish calendar but not even Yom
of the Jewish calendar but not even Yom
of the Jewish calendar but not even Yom Kippur can the tone for this lyric it’s
Kippur can the tone for this lyric it’s
Kippur can the tone for this lyric it’s horrible it really is horrible what’s
horrible it really is horrible what’s
horrible it really is horrible what’s happened to you it’s horrible
number nine oh I’ve been pumping pussy
number nine oh I’ve been pumping pussy like gas
like gas
like gas Yao Ming by David Banner featuring Lil
Yao Ming by David Banner featuring Lil
Yao Ming by David Banner featuring Lil Wayne and 2 Chainz a Breton DMC’s in his
Wayne and 2 Chainz a Breton DMC’s in his
Wayne and 2 Chainz a Breton DMC’s in his kitchen my ID back for all the world
kitchen my ID back for all the world
kitchen my ID back for all the world class wordplay that rap music has given
class wordplay that rap music has given
class wordplay that rap music has given us the genre is also an unrelenting
us the genre is also an unrelenting
us the genre is also an unrelenting goldmine of terrible lines in between
goldmine of terrible lines in between
goldmine of terrible lines in between the quite nauseating refrain of a look
the quite nauseating refrain of a look
the quite nauseating refrain of a look at my daddy
this David Banner tune turns sex into
this David Banner tune turns sex into something really quite undesirable the
something really quite undesirable the
something really quite undesirable the guy is surely trying to big himself up
guy is surely trying to big himself up
guy is surely trying to big himself up but if your bedroom antics are
but if your bedroom antics are
but if your bedroom antics are comparable to your gas station routine
comparable to your gas station routine
comparable to your gas station routine that can’t be good
that can’t be good
that can’t be good I’ve been pumping bullshit like yeah go
I’ve been pumping bullshit like yeah go
I’ve been pumping bullshit like yeah go either mister change regularly gets his
either mister change regularly gets his
either mister change regularly gets his nozzle stuck or he finishes quite
nozzle stuck or he finishes quite
nozzle stuck or he finishes quite quickly or he pays a little less for
quickly or he pays a little less for
quickly or he pays a little less for self service you decide I’ve been fuckin
self service you decide I’ve been fuckin
self service you decide I’ve been fuckin bullshit like – okay got my photo you’ll
bullshit like – okay got my photo you’ll
bullshit like – okay got my photo you’ll get eight right yeah yeah brand new
get eight right yeah yeah brand new
get eight right yeah yeah brand new camera strange number eight my paragraph
camera strange number eight my paragraph
camera strange number eight my paragraph alone is worth five mics a twelve song
alone is worth five mics a twelve song
alone is worth five mics a twelve song LP that’s 36 mics five boroughs Mike
LP that’s 36 mics five boroughs Mike
LP that’s 36 mics five boroughs Mike Harris one featuring Bounty Killer
Harris one featuring Bounty Killer
Harris one featuring Bounty Killer buckshot
buckshot
buckshot Cameron Keith Murray Killah Priest
Cameron Keith Murray Killah Priest
Cameron Keith Murray Killah Priest prodigy Redman run and vigilante judging
prodigy Redman run and vigilante judging
prodigy Redman run and vigilante judging by our next lyric it’s a wonder that
by our next lyric it’s a wonder that
by our next lyric it’s a wonder that Redman the lyricist in question is able
Redman the lyricist in question is able
Redman the lyricist in question is able to count the five boroughs in the song’s
to count the five boroughs in the song’s
to count the five boroughs in the song’s title because assuming that the rapper
title because assuming that the rapper
title because assuming that the rapper has at least one paragraph in each of
has at least one paragraph in each of
has at least one paragraph in each of the twelve songs he mentions he should
the twelve songs he mentions he should
the twelve songs he mentions he should be scoring 60 Mike’s so what happened to
be scoring 60 Mike’s so what happened to
be scoring 60 Mike’s so what happened to the other 24 mics or does Redman only
the other 24 mics or does Redman only
the other 24 mics or does Redman only contribute 7 and 1/7 paragraphs to the
contribute 7 and 1/7 paragraphs to the
contribute 7 and 1/7 paragraphs to the 12 songs English who even knows anymore
12 songs English who even knows anymore
12 songs English who even knows anymore mathematically speaking when Redman
mathematically speaking when Redman
mathematically speaking when Redman rocks the mic he rocks the mic wrong
rocks the mic he rocks the mic wrong
rocks the mic he rocks the mic wrong word 5:12
number seven ding dang dong dong ding
number seven ding dang dong dong ding dang dong dong dong ding dang around the
dang dong dong dong ding dang around the
dang dong dong dong ding dang around the world by Red Hot Chili Peppers
world by Red Hot Chili Peppers
world by Red Hot Chili Peppers we can make time in this chili peppers
we can make time in this chili peppers
we can make time in this chili peppers number frontman Anthony Kiedis takes us
number frontman Anthony Kiedis takes us
number frontman Anthony Kiedis takes us all across the planet on some kind of
all across the planet on some kind of
all across the planet on some kind of spiritual journey which mostly involves
spiritual journey which mostly involves
spiritual journey which mostly involves the women he’s met at various places
it’s all going well until the last
it’s all going well until the last chorus when he suddenly slips in a
chorus when he suddenly slips in a
chorus when he suddenly slips in a nonsensical splurge of weirdness
and he knows it for sure but no one else
and he knows it for sure but no one else understands it at all
understands it at all
understands it at all life is beautiful around the world but
life is beautiful around the world but
life is beautiful around the world but that doesn’t make a dingdong dying bit
that doesn’t make a dingdong dying bit
that doesn’t make a dingdong dying bit of difference because we’re just really
of difference because we’re just really
of difference because we’re just really really confused
number six together we’re one separated
number six together we’re one separated we’re too girl you know it’s true bye
we’re too girl you know it’s true bye
we’re too girl you know it’s true bye milli vanilli our next lyric is
milli vanilli our next lyric is
milli vanilli our next lyric is ludicrous on so many levels
ludicrous on so many levels
ludicrous on so many levels first there’s the barefaced banality of
first there’s the barefaced banality of
first there’s the barefaced banality of it all together equals one separate
it all together equals one separate
it all together equals one separate equals two it’s like a first grade math
equals two it’s like a first grade math
equals two it’s like a first grade math problem wrapped up in a painful attempt
problem wrapped up in a painful attempt
problem wrapped up in a painful attempt to be poetic second this lyric and
to be poetic second this lyric and
to be poetic second this lyric and record contribute to Milli Vanilli
record contribute to Milli Vanilli
record contribute to Milli Vanilli somehow winning a Grammy third and
somehow winning a Grammy third and
somehow winning a Grammy third and finally in 1989 it was revealed that
finally in 1989 it was revealed that
finally in 1989 it was revealed that Milli Vanilli didn’t even sing the
Milli Vanilli didn’t even sing the
Milli Vanilli didn’t even sing the stupid lyric in the first place and that
stupid lyric in the first place and that
stupid lyric in the first place and that the whole act was actually a sham
the whole act was actually a sham
the whole act was actually a sham suffice to say the Grammy was rescinded
suffice to say the Grammy was rescinded
suffice to say the Grammy was rescinded but the lyric will forever be remembered
but the lyric will forever be remembered
but the lyric will forever be remembered I mean I guess we could blame it on the
I mean I guess we could blame it on the
I mean I guess we could blame it on the rain but should we
number five sometimes we swim around
number five sometimes we swim around like two dolphins in the oceans of our
like two dolphins in the oceans of our
like two dolphins in the oceans of our hearts every other time by LFO I said
hearts every other time by LFO I said
hearts every other time by LFO I said let’s talk about it she walk battle me
let’s talk about it she walk battle me
let’s talk about it she walk battle me on the face of it this band has it all
on the face of it this band has it all
on the face of it this band has it all pool party’s cool cars blonde highlights
pool party’s cool cars blonde highlights
pool party’s cool cars blonde highlights and barely dressed women
every other time there’s breakdancing
every other time there’s breakdancing boyish tomfoolery and DJ sound effects
boyish tomfoolery and DJ sound effects
boyish tomfoolery and DJ sound effects sometimes is back but no matter how hard
sometimes is back but no matter how hard
sometimes is back but no matter how hard LFO try they’re just not rock and roll
LFO try they’re just not rock and roll
LFO try they’re just not rock and roll or even close to being so and with
or even close to being so and with
or even close to being so and with sickly similes like this is it any
sickly similes like this is it any
sickly similes like this is it any wonder sometimes we swim
like to dolphins in the oceans of your
like to dolphins in the oceans of your hearts come on guys you’re meant to be
hearts come on guys you’re meant to be
hearts come on guys you’re meant to be musicians this kind of stuff isn’t even
musicians this kind of stuff isn’t even
musicians this kind of stuff isn’t even worthy of a reject pile of Valentine’s
worthy of a reject pile of Valentine’s
worthy of a reject pile of Valentine’s Day cards
number four only time will tell if we
number four only time will tell if we stand the test of time why can’t this be
stand the test of time why can’t this be
stand the test of time why can’t this be love by Van Halen
talk about stating the obvious this line
talk about stating the obvious this line definitely wasn’t Van Halen’s greatest
definitely wasn’t Van Halen’s greatest
definitely wasn’t Van Halen’s greatest moment nor was it their moments of
moment nor was it their moments of
moment nor was it their moments of greatness all it really is is an
greatness all it really is is an
greatness all it really is is an exercise in saying the same thing twice
exercise in saying the same thing twice
exercise in saying the same thing twice in a slightly different way
ironically the line before this one
ironically the line before this one refers to fools rushing in
which must be a turn of phrase
which must be a turn of phrase appropriate for whichever creative
appropriate for whichever creative
appropriate for whichever creative process contributed to the penning of
process contributed to the penning of
process contributed to the penning of this lyric we’re really hoping this was
this lyric we’re really hoping this was
this lyric we’re really hoping this was written in a hurry because if it wasn’t
written in a hurry because if it wasn’t
written in a hurry because if it wasn’t then it’s even more unforgivable and
then it’s even more unforgivable and
then it’s even more unforgivable and unable to be forgiven
number three gotta love it it’s the
number three gotta love it it’s the media I’m the biggest rapper Google me
media I’m the biggest rapper Google me
media I’m the biggest rapper Google me Expedia comfortable freestyle by Rick
Expedia comfortable freestyle by Rick
Expedia comfortable freestyle by Rick Ross Louie shoes for being alive in the
Ross Louie shoes for being alive in the
Ross Louie shoes for being alive in the 21st century you’d expect Rick Ross to
21st century you’d expect Rick Ross to
21st century you’d expect Rick Ross to know at least a little bit about the
know at least a little bit about the
know at least a little bit about the internet but here he’s a little confused
internet but here he’s a little confused
internet but here he’s a little confused about which website is which gotta love
about which website is which gotta love
about which website is which gotta love it is the media I’m the biggest rap news
it is the media I’m the biggest rap news
it is the media I’m the biggest rap news media we can only assume that the
media we can only assume that the
media we can only assume that the big-time rapper wants to be on
big-time rapper wants to be on
big-time rapper wants to be on people-powered Wikipedia but instead
people-powered Wikipedia but instead
people-powered Wikipedia but instead he’s listed himself with a globally
he’s listed himself with a globally
he’s listed himself with a globally recognized low-cost travel company
recognized low-cost travel company
recognized low-cost travel company recruits with a richness
which isn’t a brilliant move for any
which isn’t a brilliant move for any high ball and hip hop superstar
high ball and hip hop superstar
high ball and hip hop superstar unless he’s merely bragging about how
unless he’s merely bragging about how
unless he’s merely bragging about how much money he saved on his last vacation
much money he saved on his last vacation
much money he saved on his last vacation but somehow that seems highly doubtful
but somehow that seems highly doubtful
but somehow that seems highly doubtful gotta love it as a media I’m the biggest
gotta love it as a media I’m the biggest
gotta love it as a media I’m the biggest rapids media
number two empty spaces fill me up with
number two empty spaces fill me up with holes incomplete buy Backstreet Boys
holes incomplete buy Backstreet Boys
holes incomplete buy Backstreet Boys empty space and fill me up with homes as
empty space and fill me up with homes as
empty space and fill me up with homes as one of the most popular pop acts ever
one of the most popular pop acts ever
one of the most popular pop acts ever the Backstreet Boys are well-acquainted
the Backstreet Boys are well-acquainted
the Backstreet Boys are well-acquainted with the top 10 but this is nothing to
with the top 10 but this is nothing to
with the top 10 but this is nothing to be proud of the opening line to a love
be proud of the opening line to a love
be proud of the opening line to a love song is often something poignant intense
song is often something poignant intense
song is often something poignant intense or ambiguous
this one is trying to be all three and
this one is trying to be all three and failing miserably fill me up with homes
failing miserably fill me up with homes
failing miserably fill me up with homes the empty holes and spaces are so cheesy
the empty holes and spaces are so cheesy
the empty holes and spaces are so cheesy they literally put you in mind of a slab
they literally put you in mind of a slab
they literally put you in mind of a slab of well matured Swiss
it’s no wonder that in the video the
it’s no wonder that in the video the band symbolically clutches its scent and
band symbolically clutches its scent and
band symbolically clutches its scent and drops to their knees in emotional agony
drops to their knees in emotional agony
drops to their knees in emotional agony clearly they’ve just realized how
clearly they’ve just realized how
clearly they’ve just realized how senselessly sound it can please
before we unveil our number one pick
before we unveil our number one pick here are a few honorable mentions I like
here are a few honorable mentions I like
here are a few honorable mentions I like I’m black white Puerto Rican no hazing
I’m black white Puerto Rican no hazing
I’m black white Puerto Rican no hazing like that but these Chinese or even a Z
plane is when it rains at home I can
plane is when it rains at home I can flip your vest escorpion s per guy now
flip your vest escorpion s per guy now
flip your vest escorpion s per guy now you get to watch her leave out the
you get to watch her leave out the
you get to watch her leave out the window guess that’s why they call it
window guess that’s why they call it
window guess that’s why they call it window pane
number one she on a diet but her pockets
number one she on a diet but her pockets eating cheesecake monster by Kanye West
eating cheesecake monster by Kanye West
eating cheesecake monster by Kanye West featuring jay-z Rick Ross Bon Iver and
featuring jay-z Rick Ross Bon Iver and
featuring jay-z Rick Ross Bon Iver and Nicki Minaj never in Kanye’s most
Nicki Minaj never in Kanye’s most
Nicki Minaj never in Kanye’s most beautiful most twisted fantasies could
beautiful most twisted fantasies could
beautiful most twisted fantasies could he possibly have imagined a lyric as
he possibly have imagined a lyric as
he possibly have imagined a lyric as stupid as this wrapped as part of West’s
stupid as this wrapped as part of West’s
stupid as this wrapped as part of West’s Posse cut 2010 monster collaboration it
Posse cut 2010 monster collaboration it
Posse cut 2010 monster collaboration it sees Nicki Minaj boasts about the money
sees Nicki Minaj boasts about the money
sees Nicki Minaj boasts about the money she’s making but also underlined the way
she’s making but also underlined the way
she’s making but also underlined the way with words that she clearly doesn’t have
with words that she clearly doesn’t have
with words that she clearly doesn’t have if that’s the double entendre she was
if that’s the double entendre she was
if that’s the double entendre she was going for then fair play we guess Minaj
going for then fair play we guess Minaj
going for then fair play we guess Minaj goes around dissing stupid hoes then she
goes around dissing stupid hoes then she
goes around dissing stupid hoes then she earns her fame by chanting ass on repeat
earns her fame by chanting ass on repeat
earns her fame by chanting ass on repeat ads and she gets her just desserts with
ads and she gets her just desserts with
ads and she gets her just desserts with this cheesecake covered top spot so do
this cheesecake covered top spot so do
this cheesecake covered top spot so do you agree with our list which lyric did
you agree with our list which lyric did
you agree with our list which lyric did we overlook back from one we take that’s
we overlook back from one we take that’s
we overlook back from one we take that’s why you get two back from for more top
why you get two back from for more top
why you get two back from for more top ten set aren’t stupid published every
ten set aren’t stupid published every
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