Oscar Wilde once said we live in an age when unnecessary things are our only
when unnecessary things are our only
when unnecessary things are our only necessities sounds about right
necessities sounds about right
necessities sounds about right welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re
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counting down our picks for another top
counting down our picks for another top ten dumbest inventions before we begin
ten dumbest inventions before we begin
ten dumbest inventions before we begin we publish new videos every day so be
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for this list we’re taking a look at
for this list we’re taking a look at even more gadgets but left people asking
even more gadgets but left people asking
even more gadgets but left people asking who the hell asked for that if you
who the hell asked for that if you
who the hell asked for that if you didn’t see an invention you thought
didn’t see an invention you thought
didn’t see an invention you thought should be on the list be sure to check
should be on the list be sure to check
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out our first video of the top ten
out our first video of the top ten dumbest inventions but just looking at
dumbest inventions but just looking at
dumbest inventions but just looking at the quality at all I mean it’s not
the quality at all I mean it’s not
the quality at all I mean it’s not horrible it’s kind of thin number 10
horrible it’s kind of thin number 10
horrible it’s kind of thin number 10 nice Cup in bra apparently golf has
nice Cup in bra apparently golf has
nice Cup in bra apparently golf has become so popular in Japan that women
become so popular in Japan that women
become so popular in Japan that women want to work on their putting skills
want to work on their putting skills
want to work on their putting skills while on the go entered triumph
while on the go entered triumph
while on the go entered triumph International Japan’s golf cutting bra
International Japan’s golf cutting bra
International Japan’s golf cutting bra this lingerie can transform into a
this lingerie can transform into a
this lingerie can transform into a five-foot-long cutting mat with two cups
five-foot-long cutting mat with two cups
five-foot-long cutting mat with two cups acting as holes
acting as holes
acting as holes if that’s not kooky enough the bra comes
if that’s not kooky enough the bra comes
if that’s not kooky enough the bra comes equipped with a built-in speaker that
equipped with a built-in speaker that
equipped with a built-in speaker that will say nice shot it’s a portable
will say nice shot it’s a portable
will say nice shot it’s a portable puffing course the package even includes
puffing course the package even includes
puffing course the package even includes a skirt that turns into a flag reading
a skirt that turns into a flag reading
a skirt that turns into a flag reading be quiet the golf putting bra is a
be quiet the golf putting bra is a
be quiet the golf putting bra is a fashion disaster looking like a piece of
fashion disaster looking like a piece of
fashion disaster looking like a piece of carpet with two pie cans glued on
carpet with two pie cans glued on
carpet with two pie cans glued on fashion aside what a woman’s supposed to
fashion aside what a woman’s supposed to
fashion aside what a woman’s supposed to wear under this ensemble are they
wear under this ensemble are they
wear under this ensemble are they expected to just play golf in the nude
expected to just play golf in the nude
expected to just play golf in the nude is one of the rules in this game you
is one of the rules in this game you
is one of the rules in this game you need to keep your balls out of other
need to keep your balls out of other
need to keep your balls out of other people’s way
people’s way
people’s way number 9 the iPod II and you get rid of
number 9 the iPod II and you get rid of
number 9 the iPod II and you get rid of it let them focus on what they’re doing
it let them focus on what they’re doing
it let them focus on what they’re doing and learn how so you can’t have to be
and learn how so you can’t have to be
and learn how so you can’t have to be magazine industry taking a hit hard
magazine industry taking a hit hard
magazine industry taking a hit hard enough as much as we love swiping
enough as much as we love swiping
enough as much as we love swiping tapping and checking our media feeds the
tapping and checking our media feeds the
tapping and checking our media feeds the iPod II may be proof that technology has
iPod II may be proof that technology has
iPod II may be proof that technology has gone too far this potty Bowl comes
gone too far this potty Bowl comes
gone too far this potty Bowl comes complete with an adjustable stand so
complete with an adjustable stand so
complete with an adjustable stand so your child can play on the iPad while
your child can play on the iPad while
your child can play on the iPad while toilet training it’s hard to say what’s
toilet training it’s hard to say what’s
toilet training it’s hard to say what’s crazier this product existing or the
crazier this product existing or the
crazier this product existing or the fact that there are toilet training apps
fact that there are toilet training apps
fact that there are toilet training apps now the campaign for a commercial-free
now the campaign for a commercial-free
now the campaign for a commercial-free childhood named the iPod II the worst
childhood named the iPod II the worst
childhood named the iPod II the worst toy of 2013 claiming it’s more likely to
toy of 2013 claiming it’s more likely to
toy of 2013 claiming it’s more likely to distract children than help well at
distract children than help well at
distract children than help well at least it includes a touch screen cover
least it includes a touch screen cover
least it includes a touch screen cover to prevent the iPad from getting dirty
to prevent the iPad from getting dirty
to prevent the iPad from getting dirty the fact that it requires a protective
the fact that it requires a protective
the fact that it requires a protective cover is a good indicator that the iPod
cover is a good indicator that the iPod
cover is a good indicator that the iPod II may not be a great idea don’t tune
II may not be a great idea don’t tune
II may not be a great idea don’t tune out I’m not going to demo this myself
out I’m not going to demo this myself
out I’m not going to demo this myself number eight bérenger I knew boom
number eight bérenger I knew boom
number eight bérenger I knew boom this is an eight-foot-long iPhone dog
this is an eight-foot-long iPhone dog
this is an eight-foot-long iPhone dog and let me tell you it pumps out 10,000
and let me tell you it pumps out 10,000
and let me tell you it pumps out 10,000 watts of power iPods are so convenient
watts of power iPods are so convenient
watts of power iPods are so convenient because they fit right in your pocket so
because they fit right in your pocket so
because they fit right in your pocket so why make an iPod dock that’s the size of
why make an iPod dock that’s the size of
why make an iPod dock that’s the size of a Volkswagen looking like something out
a Volkswagen looking like something out
a Volkswagen looking like something out of the cartoonist of cartoons
of the cartoonist of cartoons
of the cartoonist of cartoons Barringer’s I knew boom is four feet
Barringer’s I knew boom is four feet
Barringer’s I knew boom is four feet tall each feet wide and weighs in at
tall each feet wide and weighs in at
tall each feet wide and weighs in at something between 700 and 900 pounds the
something between 700 and 900 pounds the
something between 700 and 900 pounds the world’s loudest speaker as well it’s
taking it up to 11 is one thing but
taking it up to 11 is one thing but there’s a very limited pool of people
there’s a very limited pool of people
there’s a very limited pool of people who wouldn’t call this overkill one why
who wouldn’t call this overkill one why
who wouldn’t call this overkill one why don’t you just make 10 louder and they
don’t you just make 10 louder and they
don’t you just make 10 louder and they can be the top number and make that a
can be the top number and make that a
can be the top number and make that a little louder didn’t anybody at
little louder didn’t anybody at
little louder didn’t anybody at behringer realized that nobody in their
behringer realized that nobody in their
behringer realized that nobody in their right mind would pay $30,000 for this
right mind would pay $30,000 for this
right mind would pay $30,000 for this monstrosity maybe that’s why they dialed
monstrosity maybe that’s why they dialed
monstrosity maybe that’s why they dialed it down with the I know Coombs jr.
it down with the I know Coombs jr.
it down with the I know Coombs jr. number 7 the freedom flask if you want
number 7 the freedom flask if you want
number 7 the freedom flask if you want to discreetly smuggle some booze into an
to discreetly smuggle some booze into an
to discreetly smuggle some booze into an alcohol-free zone so freedom flask is
alcohol-free zone so freedom flask is
alcohol-free zone so freedom flask is not the tool for you and you’re drinking
not the tool for you and you’re drinking
not the tool for you and you’re drinking wine out of a soda can yeah oh you put
wine out of a soda can yeah oh you put
wine out of a soda can yeah oh you put one kid no did you yeah where to begin
one kid no did you yeah where to begin
one kid no did you yeah where to begin well for starters it looks like a urine
well for starters it looks like a urine
well for starters it looks like a urine sack for hospital patients that can’t
sack for hospital patients that can’t
sack for hospital patients that can’t control their bladders the fact that
control their bladders the fact that
control their bladders the fact that you’re supposed to dispense beer from
you’re supposed to dispense beer from
you’re supposed to dispense beer from your crotch makes it all the more
your crotch makes it all the more
your crotch makes it all the more suggestive I mean I heard a party in
suggestive I mean I heard a party in
suggestive I mean I heard a party in your pants before but this is going
your pants before but this is going
your pants before but this is going ladies on that and whether people think
ladies on that and whether people think
ladies on that and whether people think you’re sneaking a drink urinating in
you’re sneaking a drink urinating in
you’re sneaking a drink urinating in public or sneaking a drink of urine in
public or sneaking a drink of urine in
public or sneaking a drink of urine in public you’re going to attract some
public you’re going to attract some
public you’re going to attract some unwanted attention you’d actually have
unwanted attention you’d actually have
unwanted attention you’d actually have an easier time hiding your alcohol with
an easier time hiding your alcohol with
an easier time hiding your alcohol with a regular flask the freedom flask just
a regular flask the freedom flask just
a regular flask the freedom flask just makes matters needlessly complicated
makes matters needlessly complicated
makes matters needlessly complicated while also making you look ridiculous
while also making you look ridiculous
while also making you look ridiculous number six the USB pet rock many people
number six the USB pet rock many people
number six the USB pet rock many people would argue that the pet rock is already
would argue that the pet rock is already
would argue that the pet rock is already a pretty stupid idea yet ah bad Rock bad
a pretty stupid idea yet ah bad Rock bad
a pretty stupid idea yet ah bad Rock bad we do that outside after all it doesn’t
we do that outside after all it doesn’t
we do that outside after all it doesn’t eat it doesn’t move and
eat it doesn’t move and
eat it doesn’t move and serves no purpose whatsoever it’s very
serves no purpose whatsoever it’s very
serves no purpose whatsoever it’s very existence as a joke
existence as a joke
existence as a joke plain and simple the USB pet rock takes
plain and simple the USB pet rock takes
plain and simple the USB pet rock takes the stupidity to a whole new level
the stupidity to a whole new level
the stupidity to a whole new level however this invention is essentially
however this invention is essentially
however this invention is essentially like every other pet rock the only
like every other pet rock the only
like every other pet rock the only difference is that this one comes with a
difference is that this one comes with a
difference is that this one comes with a USB cable why why not plug it into your
USB cable why why not plug it into your
USB cable why why not plug it into your laptop and literally nothing will happen
laptop and literally nothing will happen
laptop and literally nothing will happen the product description on amazon.com
the product description on amazon.com
the product description on amazon.com even states upfront quote these USB pet
even states upfront quote these USB pet
even states upfront quote these USB pet rocks don’t do a dang thing except make
rocks don’t do a dang thing except make
rocks don’t do a dang thing except make you smile well at least they’re honest
you smile well at least they’re honest
you smile well at least they’re honest it’s a pet rock what’s it do um it rocks
it’s a pet rock what’s it do um it rocks
it’s a pet rock what’s it do um it rocks number five bone fingers getting
number five bone fingers getting
number five bone fingers getting fingerprints on your iPhone is the
fingerprints on your iPhone is the
fingerprints on your iPhone is the definition of a first world problem hey
definition of a first world problem hey
definition of a first world problem hey Frank get your greasy fat sausage
Frank get your greasy fat sausage
Frank get your greasy fat sausage fingers off my touchscreen phone even if
fingers off my touchscreen phone even if
fingers off my touchscreen phone even if you’re a stickler when it comes to
you’re a stickler when it comes to
you’re a stickler when it comes to smudges foam fingers aren’t the answer
smudges foam fingers aren’t the answer
smudges foam fingers aren’t the answer as you might have guessed these latex
as you might have guessed these latex
as you might have guessed these latex accessories cover up your fingertips in
accessories cover up your fingertips in
accessories cover up your fingertips in order to keep your touchscreen spotless
order to keep your touchscreen spotless
order to keep your touchscreen spotless these things are fashioned eyesores that
these things are fashioned eyesores that
these things are fashioned eyesores that practically invite other people to mock
practically invite other people to mock
practically invite other people to mock you they make it look like you’re
you they make it look like you’re
you they make it look like you’re wearing half of love so why not just buy
wearing half of love so why not just buy
wearing half of love so why not just buy a pair of touchscreen gloves instead on
a pair of touchscreen gloves instead on
a pair of touchscreen gloves instead on top of that is putting the phone fingers
top of that is putting the phone fingers
top of that is putting the phone fingers on really worth the extra effort wiping
on really worth the extra effort wiping
on really worth the extra effort wiping off your touchscreen with a cloth is not
off your touchscreen with a cloth is not
off your touchscreen with a cloth is not only quicker but more efficient to
only quicker but more efficient to
only quicker but more efficient to number four the sound bubble also known
number four the sound bubble also known
number four the sound bubble also known as the speech bubble how much do you
as the speech bubble how much do you
as the speech bubble how much do you know about Kaos what did you censor
know about Kaos what did you censor
know about Kaos what did you censor don’t you hate it when you’re trying to
don’t you hate it when you’re trying to
don’t you hate it when you’re trying to have a conversation at a bar but
have a conversation at a bar but
have a conversation at a bar but everyone else in the bar is too loud
everyone else in the bar is too loud
everyone else in the bar is too loud well Scottish inventor Alain McCluskey
well Scottish inventor Alain McCluskey
well Scottish inventor Alain McCluskey came up with a totally asinine solution
came up with a totally asinine solution
came up with a totally asinine solution the sound bubble is basically a giant
the sound bubble is basically a giant
the sound bubble is basically a giant plastic helmet with giant mouth and ear
plastic helmet with giant mouth and ear
plastic helmet with giant mouth and ear holes this ridiculous headgear is
holes this ridiculous headgear is
holes this ridiculous headgear is supposed to eliminate any background
supposed to eliminate any background
supposed to eliminate any background noise but how are two people supposed to
noise but how are two people supposed to
noise but how are two people supposed to have a casual conversation while wearing
have a casual conversation while wearing
have a casual conversation while wearing something so ludicrous and uncomfortable
something so ludicrous and uncomfortable
something so ludicrous and uncomfortable they probably have an easier time just
they probably have an easier time just
they probably have an easier time just screaming over the rest of the crowd it
screaming over the rest of the crowd it
screaming over the rest of the crowd it shouldn’t come as a surprise that the
shouldn’t come as a surprise that the
shouldn’t come as a surprise that the sound bubble received a mostly negative
sound bubble received a mostly negative
sound bubble received a mostly negative response its many calling it a bubble
response its many calling it a bubble
response its many calling it a bubble headed idea why are you in that bubble
headed idea why are you in that bubble
headed idea why are you in that bubble boy number three push sleeping on your
boy number three push sleeping on your
boy number three push sleeping on your side without proper breast support can
side without proper breast support can
side without proper breast support can be a major culprit
be a major culprit
be a major culprit anyone involved in marketing this thing
anyone involved in marketing this thing
anyone involved in marketing this thing keep a straight face a cushion for your
keep a straight face a cushion for your
keep a straight face a cushion for your cleavage push is supposed to keep your
cleavage push is supposed to keep your
cleavage push is supposed to keep your breasts separated while you sleep
breasts separated while you sleep
breasts separated while you sleep intended for women with larger boobs it
intended for women with larger boobs it
intended for women with larger boobs it apparently decreases chest wrinkles I
apparently decreases chest wrinkles I
apparently decreases chest wrinkles I got them heavy boobs
got them heavy boobs
got them heavy boobs heavy bill against like dying stars I
heavy bill against like dying stars I
heavy bill against like dying stars I got them heavy those however many
got them heavy those however many
got them heavy those however many reviews have argued that this breast
reviews have argued that this breast
reviews have argued that this breast cushion is ineffective it’s hard to keep
cushion is ineffective it’s hard to keep
cushion is ineffective it’s hard to keep cushion place overnight without wearing
cushion place overnight without wearing
cushion place overnight without wearing a bra the product is also likely to
a bra the product is also likely to
a bra the product is also likely to cause excessive sweating and discomfort
cause excessive sweating and discomfort
cause excessive sweating and discomfort and let’s just address the elephant in
and let’s just address the elephant in
and let’s just address the elephant in the room it looks like a dildo and
the room it looks like a dildo and
the room it looks like a dildo and stuffing it in your racks doesn’t help
stuffing it in your racks doesn’t help
stuffing it in your racks doesn’t help what’s this intended to be a gag gift or
what’s this intended to be a gag gift or
what’s this intended to be a gag gift or where the inventor is actually serious
where the inventor is actually serious
where the inventor is actually serious shit there’s a dildo in my drawer oh my
shit there’s a dildo in my drawer oh my
shit there’s a dildo in my drawer oh my god you could have asked me if you
god you could have asked me if you
god you could have asked me if you wanted to borrow it
wanted to borrow it
wanted to borrow it number two the beer pager oh nice the
number two the beer pager oh nice the
number two the beer pager oh nice the beer pager is marketed to people that
beer pager is marketed to people that
beer pager is marketed to people that aren’t smart enough to keep track of
aren’t smart enough to keep track of
aren’t smart enough to keep track of their drinks described as the clapper
their drinks described as the clapper
their drinks described as the clapper for drunks this drink holder comes with
for drunks this drink holder comes with
for drunks this drink holder comes with a pocket-sized remote control when you
a pocket-sized remote control when you
a pocket-sized remote control when you press the button the beer pager will
press the button the beer pager will
press the button the beer pager will emit flashing lights and lead the user
emit flashing lights and lead the user
emit flashing lights and lead the user back to their beverage what a time to be
back to their beverage what a time to be
back to their beverage what a time to be alive to be fair it’s clear that the
alive to be fair it’s clear that the
alive to be fair it’s clear that the people behind this invention knew it was
people behind this invention knew it was
people behind this invention knew it was a stupid idea they practically satirize
a stupid idea they practically satirize
a stupid idea they practically satirize their own product while selling it to
their own product while selling it to
their own product while selling it to you
you
you laughs aside though it’s hard to imagine
laughs aside though it’s hard to imagine
laughs aside though it’s hard to imagine anyone getting any real use out of the
anyone getting any real use out of the
anyone getting any real use out of the beer pager
beer pager
beer pager except maybe Homer Simpson I was
except maybe Homer Simpson I was
except maybe Homer Simpson I was thinking along the lines of no TV and no
thinking along the lines of no TV and no
thinking along the lines of no TV and no beer make home or something something
beer make home or something something
beer make home or something something before we get to our top pick here are
before we get to our top pick here are
before we get to our top pick here are some honorable pour in this case this
some honorable pour in this case this
some honorable pour in this case this honorable mentions the curiosity
honorable mentions the curiosity
honorable mentions the curiosity generated by this new point of view
generated by this new point of view
generated by this new point of view leads our self-focused friends out into
leads our self-focused friends out into
leads our self-focused friends out into a much wider world and that leads to
a much wider world and that leads to
a much wider world and that leads to disaster
disaster
disaster [Music]
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[Music] number one doc bottoms Aspray it’s
number one doc bottoms Aspray it’s
number one doc bottoms Aspray it’s pronounced a spray but the creators
pronounced a spray but the creators
pronounced a spray but the creators might as well have put an extra s in
might as well have put an extra s in
might as well have put an extra s in there
there
there the infomercial for this body odor spray
the infomercial for this body odor spray
the infomercial for this body odor spray is about as subtle as a fart in an
is about as subtle as a fart in an
is about as subtle as a fart in an elevator as a matter of fact MSNBC
elevator as a matter of fact MSNBC
elevator as a matter of fact MSNBC pulled the commercial after airing it
pulled the commercial after airing it
pulled the commercial after airing it just once but since then it’s become a
just once but since then it’s become a
just once but since then it’s become a YouTube sensation stock bottoms viii
YouTube sensation stock bottoms viii
YouTube sensation stock bottoms viii Bray claims to go wear deodorant can’t
Bray claims to go wear deodorant can’t
Bray claims to go wear deodorant can’t conquering pungent pits
conquering pungent pits
conquering pungent pits foul feet and beastly but how do you
foul feet and beastly but how do you
foul feet and beastly but how do you stop the stink hi I’m Adam Jay and this
stop the stink hi I’m Adam Jay and this
stop the stink hi I’m Adam Jay and this is doc bottoms a spray however we’re
is doc bottoms a spray however we’re
is doc bottoms a spray however we’re half convinced that this invention
half convinced that this invention
half convinced that this invention solely exists to inspire facepalm let’s
solely exists to inspire facepalm let’s
solely exists to inspire facepalm let’s just take the laughable name and
just take the laughable name and
just take the laughable name and shocking ads out of the equation and ask
shocking ads out of the equation and ask
shocking ads out of the equation and ask is a spray at least work well the
is a spray at least work well the
is a spray at least work well the product is apparently no longer being
product is apparently no longer being
product is apparently no longer being sold anywhere so we guess not do you
sold anywhere so we guess not do you
sold anywhere so we guess not do you agree with our picks check out these
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