
there’s only so much success in the world need that true and these movies
world need that true and these movies
world need that true and these movies are hogging it all we’ll take care of
are hogging it all we’ll take care of
are hogging it all we’ll take care of them go welcome to watchmojo.com and
them go welcome to watchmojo.com and
them go welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for
today we’re counting down our picks for
today we’re counting down our picks for another top ten bad movies that were
another top ten bad movies that were
another top ten bad movies that were successful this camp is a disgrace some
successful this camp is a disgrace some
successful this camp is a disgrace some humans have escaped if they come this
humans have escaped if they come this
humans have escaped if they come this way we will crush them much like our
way we will crush them much like our
way we will crush them much like our previous list we’re looking at the films
previous list we’re looking at the films
previous list we’re looking at the films that have attracted success be it with
that have attracted success be it with
that have attracted success be it with money or awards but are largely
money or awards but are largely
money or awards but are largely dismissed by moviegoers as being generic
dismissed by moviegoers as being generic
dismissed by moviegoers as being generic or just downright terrible all evidence
or just downright terrible all evidence
or just downright terrible all evidence to the contrary
to the contrary
to the contrary number 10 Shrek the third well what
number 10 Shrek the third well what
number 10 Shrek the third well what should we do now
should we do now
should we do now what was once a heartwarming franchise
what was once a heartwarming franchise
what was once a heartwarming franchise built upon gentle mockery of fairy tales
built upon gentle mockery of fairy tales
built upon gentle mockery of fairy tales and the Disney Empire eventually turned
and the Disney Empire eventually turned
and the Disney Empire eventually turned into a pale imitation of its former self
into a pale imitation of its former self
into a pale imitation of its former self be strong now Coco Pina you listen to
be strong now Coco Pina you listen to
be strong now Coco Pina you listen to your mama all right
your mama all right
your mama all right and bananas no more roasted marshmallows
and bananas no more roasted marshmallows
and bananas no more roasted marshmallows on your sisters here after reuniting
on your sisters here after reuniting
on your sisters here after reuniting with his beloved and saving the kingdom
with his beloved and saving the kingdom
with his beloved and saving the kingdom of far far away shrek settles down to be
of far far away shrek settles down to be
of far far away shrek settles down to be the new ruler of the land but not
the new ruler of the land but not
the new ruler of the land but not without troubles of plenty from Prince
without troubles of plenty from Prince
without troubles of plenty from Prince Charming where uh Shrek and Fiona yeah
Charming where uh Shrek and Fiona yeah
Charming where uh Shrek and Fiona yeah no bad lacking the laughs tension or
no bad lacking the laughs tension or
no bad lacking the laughs tension or even the stakes of its predecessors the
even the stakes of its predecessors the
even the stakes of its predecessors the film feels more like recycled jokes with
film feels more like recycled jokes with
film feels more like recycled jokes with a little Justin Timberlake thrown in for
a little Justin Timberlake thrown in for
a little Justin Timberlake thrown in for good measure
good measure
good measure lame-o you’re late what lack of quality
lame-o you’re late what lack of quality
lame-o you’re late what lack of quality does not mean lack of box-office
does not mean lack of box-office
does not mean lack of box-office receipts as it managed the biggest
receipts as it managed the biggest
receipts as it managed the biggest opening day for an animated flick ever
opening day for an animated flick ever
opening day for an animated flick ever until that point and then what happened
until that point and then what happened
until that point and then what happened oh what’s it to you it left you the
oh what’s it to you it left you the
oh what’s it to you it left you the unfairest of them all and now here you
unfairest of them all and now here you
unfairest of them all and now here you are hustling pool to get your next meal
are hustling pool to get your next meal
are hustling pool to get your next meal number 9 Godzilla Colonel your campaigns
number 9 Godzilla Colonel your campaigns
number 9 Godzilla Colonel your campaigns a disaster you weren’t even able to keep
a disaster you weren’t even able to keep
a disaster you weren’t even able to keep this thing coming – man excuse me
this thing coming – man excuse me
this thing coming – man excuse me gentlemen but I think we should see this
gentlemen but I think we should see this
gentlemen but I think we should see this myths about a monster from Japan sparked
myths about a monster from Japan sparked
myths about a monster from Japan sparked the interest of audiences around the
the interest of audiences around the
the interest of audiences around the world but their eyes were not ready for
world but their eyes were not ready for
world but their eyes were not ready for the terror that awaited them
of course we’re not just talking about
of course we’re not just talking about the monster itself but of Roland
the monster itself but of Roland
the monster itself but of Roland Emmerich’s American Godzilla remake
the film’s mega marketing campaign tried
the film’s mega marketing campaign tried to entice fans with the promise of
to entice fans with the promise of
to entice fans with the promise of something huge much of which may or may
something huge much of which may or may
something huge much of which may or may not have been ripped off from Jurassic
not have been ripped off from Jurassic
not have been ripped off from Jurassic Park and cinemas were packed with
Park and cinemas were packed with
Park and cinemas were packed with excited fans who were met with a
excited fans who were met with a
excited fans who were met with a convoluted mess filled with terrible
convoluted mess filled with terrible
convoluted mess filled with terrible acting and worse yet a redesigned
acting and worse yet a redesigned
acting and worse yet a redesigned monster that was almost unrecognizable
number eight parts of the Caribbean dead
number eight parts of the Caribbean dead man’s chest
man’s chest
man’s chest welcome to that in 2003 audiences were
welcome to that in 2003 audiences were
welcome to that in 2003 audiences were mesmerised by the witty charm of Captain
mesmerised by the witty charm of Captain
mesmerised by the witty charm of Captain Jack Sparrow
Jack Sparrow
Jack Sparrow and begged for more swashbuckling action
and begged for more swashbuckling action
and begged for more swashbuckling action is this a dream but the tides turned
is this a dream but the tides turned
is this a dream but the tides turned even as early as the second film in this
even as early as the second film in this
even as early as the second film in this franchise with the terror of Davy Jones
franchise with the terror of Davy Jones
franchise with the terror of Davy Jones hot on the heels of everyone’s favorite
hot on the heels of everyone’s favorite
hot on the heels of everyone’s favorite pirate Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann
pirate Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann
pirate Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann set off on another adventure but one
set off on another adventure but one
set off on another adventure but one that is in stark contrast to the simple
that is in stark contrast to the simple
that is in stark contrast to the simple pleasures of the original hit you feel
pleasures of the original hit you feel
pleasures of the original hit you feel good basically serving as a big ad for
good basically serving as a big ad for
good basically serving as a big ad for the next installment plot lines are
the next installment plot lines are
the next installment plot lines are mangled together in this bloated
mangled together in this bloated
mangled together in this bloated two-and-a-half hour mess whoa
two-and-a-half hour mess whoa
two-and-a-half hour mess whoa find a target on the circuit come on the
find a target on the circuit come on the
find a target on the circuit come on the boss on your suit so thanks guys
boss on your suit so thanks guys
boss on your suit so thanks guys way to ruin your franchise shag spa I
way to ruin your franchise shag spa I
way to ruin your franchise shag spa I love Davis set on number seven GI Joe
love Davis set on number seven GI Joe
love Davis set on number seven GI Joe retaliation huh that is not gonna count
retaliation huh that is not gonna count
retaliation huh that is not gonna count I get to go again yet another gritty
I get to go again yet another gritty
I get to go again yet another gritty summer action blockbuster this one
summer action blockbuster this one
summer action blockbuster this one astounded audiences around the world who
astounded audiences around the world who
astounded audiences around the world who wondered whether filmmakers remembered
wondered whether filmmakers remembered
wondered whether filmmakers remembered this was based on a kid’s toy are you
this was based on a kid’s toy are you
this was based on a kid’s toy are you spinning
spinning
spinning Gabi you got a covered 360 is spinning
Gabi you got a covered 360 is spinning
Gabi you got a covered 360 is spinning after the less than stellar reviews of
after the less than stellar reviews of
after the less than stellar reviews of the first film the producers were called
the first film the producers were called
the first film the producers were called upon once more to create an action
upon once more to create an action
upon once more to create an action Marvel for the whole family
originally retaliation was set for
originally retaliation was set for release in 2012 but it was delayed
release in 2012 but it was delayed
release in 2012 but it was delayed almost a year so it could be converted
almost a year so it could be converted
almost a year so it could be converted to 3d
we’ll let you decide whether that was
we’ll let you decide whether that was simply a cash grab to justify higher
simply a cash grab to justify higher
simply a cash grab to justify higher ticket prices how communications been
ticket prices how communications been
ticket prices how communications been cut off no one will know you’re gonna
cut off no one will know you’re gonna
cut off no one will know you’re gonna miss
but with names like Dwayne the rock
but with names like Dwayne the rock Johnson Bruce Willis and Channing Tatum
Johnson Bruce Willis and Channing Tatum
Johnson Bruce Willis and Channing Tatum filling out the cast list it’s no
filling out the cast list it’s no
filling out the cast list it’s no mystery why this film was so successful
mystery why this film was so successful
mystery why this film was so successful it should freeze dead right number six
it should freeze dead right number six
it should freeze dead right number six Resident Evil retribution this film
Resident Evil retribution this film
Resident Evil retribution this film franchise is proof that the length of a
franchise is proof that the length of a
franchise is proof that the length of a series can affect quality the original
series can affect quality the original
series can affect quality the original Resident Evil predated the pop culture
Resident Evil predated the pop culture
Resident Evil predated the pop culture zombie boom of the mid 2000s but
zombie boom of the mid 2000s but
zombie boom of the mid 2000s but retribution came out smack dab in the
retribution came out smack dab in the
retribution came out smack dab in the middle of the zombie apocalypse and
middle of the zombie apocalypse and
middle of the zombie apocalypse and didn’t bring anything new or exciting to
didn’t bring anything new or exciting to
didn’t bring anything new or exciting to the table concentrate it’s just like a
the table concentrate it’s just like a
the table concentrate it’s just like a camera point-and-shoot worse than that
camera point-and-shoot worse than that
camera point-and-shoot worse than that Paul WS Anderson flesh-eating franchise
Paul WS Anderson flesh-eating franchise
Paul WS Anderson flesh-eating franchise resets its own unfocused timeline and
resets its own unfocused timeline and
resets its own unfocused timeline and obliterates any coherence that remained
but despite all that the filmmakers were
but despite all that the filmmakers were rewarded with truckloads of money for
rewarded with truckloads of money for
rewarded with truckloads of money for their efforts which likely came directly
their efforts which likely came directly
their efforts which likely came directly from the wallets of diehard fans of the
from the wallets of diehard fans of the
from the wallets of diehard fans of the franchise
number five grown ups buddy I thought
number five grown ups buddy I thought you’re gonna start working out where’s
you’re gonna start working out where’s
you’re gonna start working out where’s that me um you’re fat no the film starts
that me um you’re fat no the film starts
that me um you’re fat no the film starts with a generic premise a group of
with a generic premise a group of
with a generic premise a group of friends reunites after 30 years and
friends reunites after 30 years and
friends reunites after 30 years and shenanigans ensue things go even further
shenanigans ensue things go even further
shenanigans ensue things go even further down the drain when you take a look at
down the drain when you take a look at
down the drain when you take a look at the cast list it seems like Adam Sandler
the cast list it seems like Adam Sandler
the cast list it seems like Adam Sandler just called his buddies and basically
just called his buddies and basically
just called his buddies and basically said let’s get stupid wrong brought to
said let’s get stupid wrong brought to
said let’s get stupid wrong brought to you by Happy Madison productions this
you by Happy Madison productions this
you by Happy Madison productions this quote comedy blends together all the
quote comedy blends together all the
quote comedy blends together all the fart jokes and horrendously loud noises
fart jokes and horrendously loud noises
fart jokes and horrendously loud noises you’d expect stitching them together
you’d expect stitching them together
you’d expect stitching them together with a very thin plot what’s the problem
critics did their best to prevent
critics did their best to prevent innocent moviegoers from subjecting
innocent moviegoers from subjecting
innocent moviegoers from subjecting themselves to this horror but to no
themselves to this horror but to no
themselves to this horror but to no avail of course she’s a nanny when does
avail of course she’s a nanny when does
avail of course she’s a nanny when does the line stop stops right after this it
the line stop stops right after this it
the line stop stops right after this it earned forty million dollars its opening
earned forty million dollars its opening
earned forty million dollars its opening weekend alone and spawned an equally
weekend alone and spawned an equally
weekend alone and spawned an equally stupid and successful sequel and wave
stupid and successful sequel and wave
stupid and successful sequel and wave them like you just don’t care
them like you just don’t care
them like you just don’t care seho number four Planet of the Apes oh
your head the classic piece of cinema
your head the classic piece of cinema that once starred Charlton Heston has
that once starred Charlton Heston has
that once starred Charlton Heston has now been remade into Tim Burton and
now been remade into Tim Burton and
now been remade into Tim Burton and Marky Mark’s biggest regret you maniacs
Marky Mark’s biggest regret you maniacs
Marky Mark’s biggest regret you maniacs your stinking hands off me you damn
your stinking hands off me you damn
your stinking hands off me you damn dirty human it takes a certain level of
dirty human it takes a certain level of
dirty human it takes a certain level of commitment to make a story about Apes
commitment to make a story about Apes
commitment to make a story about Apes ruling a planet seems sincere although
ruling a planet seems sincere although
ruling a planet seems sincere although it has been done but this reimagining
it has been done but this reimagining
it has been done but this reimagining was full of bland scenes non-existent
was full of bland scenes non-existent
was full of bland scenes non-existent chemistry and a completely laughable
chemistry and a completely laughable
chemistry and a completely laughable twist on the iconic twist ending
despite that it was a hit with audiences
despite that it was a hit with audiences becoming the ninth highest grossing film
becoming the ninth highest grossing film
becoming the ninth highest grossing film worldwide in 2001 and inspiring Tim
worldwide in 2001 and inspiring Tim
worldwide in 2001 and inspiring Tim Burton to consider remakes again with
Burton to consider remakes again with
Burton to consider remakes again with 2010’s Alice in Wonderland another bad
2010’s Alice in Wonderland another bad
2010’s Alice in Wonderland another bad but successful movie number three taken
but successful movie number three taken
but successful movie number three taken three piles man you killed my ex-wife oh
three piles man you killed my ex-wife oh
three piles man you killed my ex-wife oh how the mighty vengeance filled Liam
how the mighty vengeance filled Liam
how the mighty vengeance filled Liam Neeson has fallen but you’re not gonna
Neeson has fallen but you’re not gonna
Neeson has fallen but you’re not gonna kill my daughter with an impressive 9
kill my daughter with an impressive 9
kill my daughter with an impressive 9 percent on Rotten Tomatoes Bryan Mills
percent on Rotten Tomatoes Bryan Mills
percent on Rotten Tomatoes Bryan Mills returns to exact revenge on those who
returns to exact revenge on those who
returns to exact revenge on those who mess with his family again taking my
mess with his family again taking my
mess with his family again taking my phone sending texts and then erasing
phone sending texts and then erasing
phone sending texts and then erasing them sadly the plot was exactly what you
them sadly the plot was exactly what you
them sadly the plot was exactly what you were expecting but audiences weren’t
were expecting but audiences weren’t
were expecting but audiences weren’t expecting just how watered down the
expecting just how watered down the
expecting just how watered down the violence and action would be also it was
violence and action would be also it was
violence and action would be also it was possible that maybe just maybe the
possible that maybe just maybe the
possible that maybe just maybe the premise was getting a little bit
premise was getting a little bit
premise was getting a little bit ridiculous yet due to the immense
ridiculous yet due to the immense
ridiculous yet due to the immense popularity of the series with fans
popularity of the series with fans
popularity of the series with fans reminiscing about the good old days of
reminiscing about the good old days of
reminiscing about the good old days of the original movie taken three was
the original movie taken three was
the original movie taken three was pretty successful financially
pretty successful financially
pretty successful financially nonetheless you know exactly she were
nonetheless you know exactly she were
nonetheless you know exactly she were told don’t improvise try anything funny
told don’t improvise try anything funny
told don’t improvise try anything funny they’ll kill you and if they don’t I
they’ll kill you and if they don’t I
they’ll kill you and if they don’t I will number two x-men origins Wolverine
this superhero team film franchise has
this superhero team film franchise has reached highs and lows during its run
reached highs and lows during its run
reached highs and lows during its run let’s not forget x-men The Last Stand
but none was as devastating yet
but none was as devastating yet successful as this installment not about
successful as this installment not about
successful as this installment not about you low country needs I’m Canadian
you low country needs I’m Canadian
you low country needs I’m Canadian enticed by the wonder of a standalone
enticed by the wonder of a standalone
enticed by the wonder of a standalone Wolverine flick with Hugh Jackman at the
Wolverine flick with Hugh Jackman at the
Wolverine flick with Hugh Jackman at the helm longtime fans flooded theaters but
helm longtime fans flooded theaters but
helm longtime fans flooded theaters but we’re left to wallow in the misery of
we’re left to wallow in the misery of
we’re left to wallow in the misery of the meandering mess before them
some specific problems the script was
some specific problems the script was cliched as hell and it doesn’t hold a
cliched as hell and it doesn’t hold a
cliched as hell and it doesn’t hold a candle to other films in the series
need more reasons to hate on it pry
need more reasons to hate on it pry ain’t melis Deadpool a half-assed gambit
ain’t melis Deadpool a half-assed gambit
ain’t melis Deadpool a half-assed gambit and will.i.am
and will.i.am
and will.i.am in a supporting role oh no you don’t get
in a supporting role oh no you don’t get
in a supporting role oh no you don’t get into round 4 but I gotta warn you
into round 4 but I gotta warn you
into round 4 but I gotta warn you develop a bit of eating disorder we all
develop a bit of eating disorder we all
develop a bit of eating disorder we all got our coping mechanisms trying to whip
got our coping mechanisms trying to whip
got our coping mechanisms trying to whip them back into shape before we unveil
them back into shape before we unveil
them back into shape before we unveil our number one pick here are a few
our number one pick here are a few
our number one pick here are a few honorable or in this case dishonorable
honorable or in this case dishonorable
honorable or in this case dishonorable mentions I know you’re gonna find your
mentions I know you’re gonna find your
mentions I know you’re gonna find your way trust me honey because you have the
way trust me honey because you have the
way trust me honey because you have the strength of a lion and the soul of a
strength of a lion and the soul of a
strength of a lion and the soul of a poet see cuz I’d miss you babe and I
poet see cuz I’d miss you babe and I
poet see cuz I’d miss you babe and I don’t miss a thing well that’s
don’t miss a thing well that’s
don’t miss a thing well that’s disappointing
disappointing
disappointing dad just try try not to make an even
dad just try try not to make an even
dad just try try not to make an even bigger mess of things
bigger mess of things
bigger mess of things number one a good day to die hard good
number one a good day to die hard good
number one a good day to die hard good luck back in the 80s audiences ate up
luck back in the 80s audiences ate up
luck back in the 80s audiences ate up the story of a brash NYC cop taking on
the story of a brash NYC cop taking on
the story of a brash NYC cop taking on terrorists because a mother but we’re
terrorists because a mother but we’re
terrorists because a mother but we’re Bruce Willis was once a barefooted
Bruce Willis was once a barefooted
Bruce Willis was once a barefooted badass with an attitude 25 years later
badass with an attitude 25 years later
badass with an attitude 25 years later he was a bored looking aging action star
he was a bored looking aging action star
he was a bored looking aging action star Tony chick smells bad though he was
Tony chick smells bad though he was
Tony chick smells bad though he was still capable of bringing in box office
still capable of bringing in box office
still capable of bringing in box office returns bigger than his ego wildest
returns bigger than his ego wildest
returns bigger than his ego wildest trouble for just one guy
trouble for just one guy
trouble for just one guy depressing may be the word that best
depressing may be the word that best
depressing may be the word that best describes John McClane’s fall from grace
describes John McClane’s fall from grace
describes John McClane’s fall from grace with the 5th diehard installment a
with the 5th diehard installment a
with the 5th diehard installment a generic shell of its former glory
generic shell of its former glory
generic shell of its former glory what a joke shut up trying to touch
what a joke shut up trying to touch
what a joke shut up trying to touch anything all right he’s done off goddamn
anything all right he’s done off goddamn
anything all right he’s done off goddamn damage with terrible dialogue and none
damage with terrible dialogue and none
damage with terrible dialogue and none of the joy of the original all right
of the joy of the original all right
of the joy of the original all right what get it even more tragic is the fact
what get it even more tragic is the fact
what get it even more tragic is the fact that McClane became a supporting
that McClane became a supporting
that McClane became a supporting character in his own movie it was a
character in his own movie it was a
character in his own movie it was a critical failure but it made almost 305
critical failure but it made almost 305
critical failure but it made almost 305 million dollars so yippee-ki-yay we
million dollars so yippee-ki-yay we
million dollars so yippee-ki-yay we guess I wanna wake up in this city that
guess I wanna wake up in this city that
guess I wanna wake up in this city that never sleeps it never slips
never sleeps it never slips
never sleeps it never slips do you agree with our list what bad
do you agree with our list what bad
do you agree with our list what bad box-office smashes have we missed
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