I’d like to talk about the haircut a SKU parrot I made a poor decision I was
parrot I made a poor decision I was
parrot I made a poor decision I was walking by a bike shop they had a sign
walking by a bike shop they had a sign
walking by a bike shop they had a sign in the window that said lesbian haircuts
in the window that said lesbian haircuts
in the window that said lesbian haircuts $15 the bike shop is called revolution
$15 the bike shop is called revolution
$15 the bike shop is called revolution and it’s like a women-owned bike shop so
and it’s like a women-owned bike shop so
and it’s like a women-owned bike shop so you could tell that this is this is what
you could tell that this is this is what
you could tell that this is this is what they’re doing in there is lesbian
they’re doing in there is lesbian
they’re doing in there is lesbian haircut so I was like okay I’m a lesbian
haircut so I was like okay I’m a lesbian
haircut so I was like okay I’m a lesbian I could use a haircut but they really
I could use a haircut but they really
I could use a haircut but they really meant like lesbian haircuts like you’re
meant like lesbian haircuts like you’re
meant like lesbian haircuts like you’re gonna leave here gayer than when you
gonna leave here gayer than when you
gonna leave here gayer than when you came in I got kind of bullied into it to
came in I got kind of bullied into it to
came in I got kind of bullied into it to tell you the truth by like friends or
tell you the truth by like friends or
tell you the truth by like friends or like by Dan because I was like yeah I
like by Dan because I was like yeah I
like by Dan because I was like yeah I just want my hair like like it was but a
just want my hair like like it was but a
just want my hair like like it was but a little bit shorter and they’re like like
little bit shorter and they’re like like
little bit shorter and they’re like like it was are you sure
it was are you sure
it was are you sure really you know like maybe not just do
really you know like maybe not just do
really you know like maybe not just do whatever you want
hi I’m John Hastings and welcome to
hi I’m John Hastings and welcome to watchmojo.com we’re sitting down to a
watchmojo.com we’re sitting down to a
watchmojo.com we’re sitting down to a game of Clue with Last Comic Standing
game of Clue with Last Comic Standing
game of Clue with Last Comic Standing this be Anne Smith welcome to the show
this be Anne Smith welcome to the show
this be Anne Smith welcome to the show thank you how are you doing all right so
thank you how are you doing all right so
thank you how are you doing all right so how did you get into comedy B I went to
how did you get into comedy B I went to
how did you get into comedy B I went to an open mic like you’re supposed to do
an open mic like you’re supposed to do
an open mic like you’re supposed to do you go to an open mic you suck you get
you go to an open mic you suck you get
you go to an open mic you suck you get scared and then you just decide you like
scared and then you just decide you like
scared and then you just decide you like the abuse and you keep going back what
the abuse and you keep going back what
the abuse and you keep going back what led you to start doing stand-up was it
led you to start doing stand-up was it
led you to start doing stand-up was it like you wanted to get into show
like you wanted to get into show
like you wanted to get into show business you wanted to make jokes it was
business you wanted to make jokes it was
business you wanted to make jokes it was basically like honestly just to move to
basically like honestly just to move to
basically like honestly just to move to a compensate for a really shitty
a compensate for a really shitty
a compensate for a really shitty childhood laughter out of pain exactly
childhood laughter out of pain exactly
childhood laughter out of pain exactly that’s an amazing story is it oh we’re
that’s an amazing story is it oh we’re
that’s an amazing story is it oh we’re being a woman in stand-up which is very
being a woman in stand-up which is very
being a woman in stand-up which is very much macmail filled and there seems to
much macmail filled and there seems to
much macmail filled and there seems to be a lot of stigma around women being
be a lot of stigma around women being
be a lot of stigma around women being comics I get introduced a lot like the
comics I get introduced a lot like the
comics I get introduced a lot like the next comedian is a lady you know I would
next comedian is a lady you know I would
next comedian is a lady you know I would have a vagina and also be talking so
have a vagina and also be talking so
have a vagina and also be talking so that’s the only thing that kind of
that’s the only thing that kind of
that’s the only thing that kind of drives me crazy why did you choose to
drives me crazy why did you choose to
drives me crazy why did you choose to base yourself in Montreal as a comedian
base yourself in Montreal as a comedian
base yourself in Montreal as a comedian and not say in the States
and not say in the States
and not say in the States yeah or somewhere else the real reason
yeah or somewhere else the real reason
yeah or somewhere else the real reason that I came to Montreal is because I was
that I came to Montreal is because I was
that I came to Montreal is because I was in love with a mine we lived in Mexico
in love with a mine we lived in Mexico
in love with a mine we lived in Mexico together and mime school exists only in
together and mime school exists only in
together and mime school exists only in Montreal and in California and in Paris
Montreal and in California and in Paris
Montreal and in California and in Paris she was like I’m going to mime school
she was like I’m going to mime school
she was like I’m going to mime school and I was like I’ll go with you and then
and I was like I’ll go with you and then
and I was like I’ll go with you and then so this is where I started my comedy
so this is where I started my comedy
so this is where I started my comedy career okay so I have a I have another
career okay so I have a I have another
career okay so I have a I have another girlfriend and
girlfriend and
girlfriend and she’s also going to mime school like our
she’s also going to mime school like our
she’s also going to mime school like our mimes my type because it sounds like it
mimes my type because it sounds like it
mimes my type because it sounds like it won’t like a strong silent type himself
won’t like a strong silent type himself
won’t like a strong silent type himself white and stripy t-shirt I like girls
white and stripy t-shirt I like girls
white and stripy t-shirt I like girls who like are really into pretending it’s
who like are really into pretending it’s
who like are really into pretending it’s a lot windier than it really is
a lot windier than it really is
a lot windier than it really is so you so you recently did the Just for
so you so you recently did the Just for
so you so you recently did the Just for Laughs festival in Montreal how was that
Laughs festival in Montreal how was that
Laughs festival in Montreal how was that experience I got to work with Kathleen
experience I got to work with Kathleen
experience I got to work with Kathleen Madigan who I love and um she was
Madigan who I love and um she was
Madigan who I love and um she was hosting the show and I was all nervous
hosting the show and I was all nervous
hosting the show and I was all nervous backstage this is my favorite thing that
backstage this is my favorite thing that
backstage this is my favorite thing that she said she goes look this is your
she said she goes look this is your
she said she goes look this is your career right you’re gonna be doing this
career right you’re gonna be doing this
career right you’re gonna be doing this for like thirty years right if you bomb
for like thirty years right if you bomb
for like thirty years right if you bomb out there nothing’s gonna happen if you
out there nothing’s gonna happen if you
out there nothing’s gonna happen if you kill out there nothing’s gonna happen
kill out there nothing’s gonna happen
kill out there nothing’s gonna happen this is comedy nothing happens that was
this is comedy nothing happens that was
this is comedy nothing happens that was it and I have taken that with me and now
it and I have taken that with me and now
it and I have taken that with me and now like every show I do it’s like oh yeah
like every show I do it’s like oh yeah
like every show I do it’s like oh yeah it’s just one more night it doesn’t
it’s just one more night it doesn’t
it’s just one more night it doesn’t really matter
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