hi I’m Andy Henrickson hi I’m Andy Henrickson this is watchmojo and welcome
Henrickson this is watchmojo and welcome
Henrickson this is watchmojo and welcome to my holiday wish list first thing I
to my holiday wish list first thing I
to my holiday wish list first thing I wish is that this year my chief brother
wish is that this year my chief brother
wish is that this year my chief brother will not buy me clothes from the outlet
will not buy me clothes from the outlet
will not buy me clothes from the outlet stores last year you got me a polo knock
stores last year you got me a polo knock
stores last year you got me a polo knock off shirt it’s called a polio it’s the
off shirt it’s called a polio it’s the
off shirt it’s called a polio it’s the same thing except the horse’s legs are
same thing except the horse’s legs are
same thing except the horse’s legs are kind of bent up come on Seabiscuit you
kind of bent up come on Seabiscuit you
kind of bent up come on Seabiscuit you can do it the second thing I wish is
can do it the second thing I wish is
can do it the second thing I wish is that my roommate will stop correcting my
that my roommate will stop correcting my
that my roommate will stop correcting my grammar I should probably wish that I
grammar I should probably wish that I
grammar I should probably wish that I don’t have a roommate I’m a grown man
don’t have a roommate I’m a grown man
don’t have a roommate I’m a grown man like there’s guys my age to have
like there’s guys my age to have
like there’s guys my age to have roommates they call them wives and
roommates they call them wives and
roommates they call them wives and children mine is called Keith but my
children mine is called Keith but my
children mine is called Keith but my roommate always corrects my grammar come
roommate always corrects my grammar come
roommate always corrects my grammar come on the door like hey man how you doing
on the door like hey man how you doing
on the door like hey man how you doing I’m like I’m doing good it goes no
I’m like I’m doing good it goes no
I’m like I’m doing good it goes no you’re not when you say you’re doing
you’re not when you say you’re doing
you’re not when you say you’re doing good it implies you’re out in the
good it implies you’re out in the
good it implies you’re out in the community doing doing good for mankind
community doing doing good for mankind
community doing doing good for mankind you should say I’m well let’s try it
you should say I’m well let’s try it
you should say I’m well let’s try it again how you doing I’m angry now go
again how you doing I’m angry now go
again how you doing I’m angry now go watch this is keith and stop making
watch this is keith and stop making
watch this is keith and stop making smoothies at eight in the morning so the
smoothies at eight in the morning so the
smoothies at eight in the morning so the third thing on my wish list just like
third thing on my wish list just like
third thing on my wish list just like christmas story I want a Red Ryder BB
christmas story I want a Red Ryder BB
christmas story I want a Red Ryder BB gun I lost mine I used to play BB gun
gun I lost mine I used to play BB gun
gun I lost mine I used to play BB gun wars when I was a kid with my buddy
wars when I was a kid with my buddy
wars when I was a kid with my buddy Winky while his name was was Bill and we
Winky while his name was was Bill and we
Winky while his name was was Bill and we played BB gun wars and now his name’s
played BB gun wars and now his name’s
played BB gun wars and now his name’s Winky
also this holiday season i’m pretty sure
also this holiday season i’m pretty sure that justin bieber is coming out with
that justin bieber is coming out with
that justin bieber is coming out with the Christmas album so I wish that won’t
the Christmas album so I wish that won’t
the Christmas album so I wish that won’t happen I also wish that I could get
happen I also wish that I could get
happen I also wish that I could get through the Canadian border without such
through the Canadian border without such
through the Canadian border without such a hassle I don’t have to relive my
a hassle I don’t have to relive my
a hassle I don’t have to relive my criminal past every time I cross the
criminal past every time I cross the
criminal past every time I cross the border I mean it was a long time ago I
border I mean it was a long time ago I
border I mean it was a long time ago I always go out to get the newspaper naked
always go out to get the newspaper naked
always go out to get the newspaper naked underneath the trench coat it was an
underneath the trench coat it was an
underneath the trench coat it was an impulse I didn’t know there’s going to
impulse I didn’t know there’s going to
impulse I didn’t know there’s going to be children around watching and pointing
be children around watching and pointing
be children around watching and pointing I wish women would stop posting false
I wish women would stop posting false
I wish women would stop posting false advertising on dating websites like in
advertising on dating websites like in
advertising on dating websites like in their profile names sports fan 15
their profile names sports fan 15
their profile names sports fan 15 football fanatic 12 right you just want
football fanatic 12 right you just want
football fanatic 12 right you just want to make yourself sound like you like
to make yourself sound like you like
to make yourself sound like you like sports so guys like Oh homage I would do
sports so guys like Oh homage I would do
sports so guys like Oh homage I would do the same thing I’m going to make my
the same thing I’m going to make my
the same thing I’m going to make my profile name sound interesting i’m going
profile name sound interesting i’m going
profile name sound interesting i’m going to be like candles and makeup 15
to be like candles and makeup 15
to be like candles and makeup 15 shopaholic 10 money i wish they would
shopaholic 10 money i wish they would
shopaholic 10 money i wish they would stop these holiday commercials where
stop these holiday commercials where
stop these holiday commercials where guys walk out the front door with a set
guys walk out the front door with a set
guys walk out the front door with a set of car keys and for their wives or
of car keys and for their wives or
of car keys and for their wives or girlfriends there’s a Lexus in the
girlfriends there’s a Lexus in the
girlfriends there’s a Lexus in the driveway the giant red bow on it I mean
driveway the giant red bow on it I mean
driveway the giant red bow on it I mean it’s tint setting the bar a little too
it’s tint setting the bar a little too
it’s tint setting the bar a little too high I can’t even afford the giant
high I can’t even afford the giant
high I can’t even afford the giant six-foot red bow it’s on the car how
six-foot red bow it’s on the car how
six-foot red bow it’s on the car how about like an iTunes gift certificate
about like an iTunes gift certificate
about like an iTunes gift certificate right I don’t have these memorized a lot
right I don’t have these memorized a lot
right I don’t have these memorized a lot of gadgets coming out this season I wish
of gadgets coming out this season I wish
of gadgets coming out this season I wish that there was an app on my iPhone that
that there was an app on my iPhone that
that there was an app on my iPhone that would call back all my friends and
would call back all my friends and
would call back all my friends and apologize for dropping the call about
apologize for dropping the call about
apologize for dropping the call about that out get to work Steve Jobs about a
that out get to work Steve Jobs about a
that out get to work Steve Jobs about a nap it prevents you from junk texting I
nap it prevents you from junk texting I
nap it prevents you from junk texting I always get these texts like hey man
always get these texts like hey man
always get these texts like hey man right the bar I just made out with a hot
right the bar I just made out with a hot
right the bar I just made out with a hot gym tttt comma ? Asterix smiley face
gym tttt comma ? Asterix smiley face
gym tttt comma ? Asterix smiley face just sent me hieroglyphics I wish I had
just sent me hieroglyphics I wish I had
just sent me hieroglyphics I wish I had a time machine so i could go back and
a time machine so i could go back and
a time machine so i could go back and tell myself to be more prepared for the
tell myself to be more prepared for the
tell myself to be more prepared for the segment but seriously i wish everyone a
segment but seriously i wish everyone a
segment but seriously i wish everyone a happy and healthy holiday season thanks
happy and healthy holiday season thanks
happy and healthy holiday season thanks so much bye
so much bye
so much bye is the camera off yeah oh my god it’s so
is the camera off yeah oh my god it’s so
is the camera off yeah oh my god it’s so hard to be sincere like that
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