hi I’m John Hastings and welcome to watchmojo.com I know what you’re
watchmojo.com I know what you’re
watchmojo.com I know what you’re thinking
thinking
thinking John how do you have time to create this
John how do you have time to create this
John how do you have time to create this amazing video blog for watchmojo.com
amazing video blog for watchmojo.com
amazing video blog for watchmojo.com that’s basically just a bunch of meth
that’s basically just a bunch of meth
that’s basically just a bunch of meth heads in a loft somewhere in the world
heads in a loft somewhere in the world
heads in a loft somewhere in the world and perform comedy all over the world
and perform comedy all over the world
and perform comedy all over the world well friends I’ll tell you how because I
well friends I’ll tell you how because I
well friends I’ll tell you how because I recently quit my day job don’t get too
recently quit my day job don’t get too
recently quit my day job don’t get too excited I was working for evil evil
excited I was working for evil evil
excited I was working for evil evil people that’s right friends I was a
people that’s right friends I was a
people that’s right friends I was a telemarketer here is the story of the
telemarketer here is the story of the
telemarketer here is the story of the day I quit it was a Tuesday I was
day I quit it was a Tuesday I was
day I quit it was a Tuesday I was drinking a venti coffee from Starbucks I
drinking a venti coffee from Starbucks I
drinking a venti coffee from Starbucks I was looking at the coffee and I was
was looking at the coffee and I was
was looking at the coffee and I was looking at my crotch I was looking at
looking at my crotch I was looking at
looking at my crotch I was looking at the coffee than my crotch and I was
the coffee than my crotch and I was
the coffee than my crotch and I was thinking you know if I poured this
thinking you know if I poured this
thinking you know if I poured this coffee out on my crotch I probably don’t
coffee out on my crotch I probably don’t
coffee out on my crotch I probably don’t have to go to work today and when you
have to go to work today and when you
have to go to work today and when you think that you need to get another job
think that you need to get another job
think that you need to get another job but I didn’t listen to my head I
but I didn’t listen to my head I
but I didn’t listen to my head I listened to my wallet so I went up and I
listened to my wallet so I went up and I
listened to my wallet so I went up and I started taking calls and I’m on the
started taking calls and I’m on the
started taking calls and I’m on the third call I go into this field hi it’s
third call I go into this field hi it’s
third call I go into this field hi it’s John Hastings from The Canadian
John Hastings from The Canadian
John Hastings from The Canadian Merchants Association and they say John
Merchants Association and they say John
Merchants Association and they say John let me stop you right there
let me stop you right there
let me stop you right there how about you go your mother and I love
how about you go your mother and I love
how about you go your mother and I love my mother so I start reading back this
my mother so I start reading back this
my mother so I start reading back this guy’s personal information that I have
guy’s personal information that I have
guy’s personal information that I have up on the screen hi Rob Jackson from 375
up on the screen hi Rob Jackson from 375
up on the screen hi Rob Jackson from 375 Yuen Street in Boston Massachusetts I
Yuen Street in Boston Massachusetts I
Yuen Street in Boston Massachusetts I have a gun and I’m coming to kill you
have a gun and I’m coming to kill you
have a gun and I’m coming to kill you and it’s at this point my supervisor
and it’s at this point my supervisor
and it’s at this point my supervisor walks by and he says John can I see you
walks by and he says John can I see you
walks by and he says John can I see you in my office and I got excited because I
in my office and I got excited because I
in my office and I got excited because I was gonna get fired a feeling I know oh
was gonna get fired a feeling I know oh
was gonna get fired a feeling I know oh so well so I go through my usual pre
so well so I go through my usual pre
so well so I go through my usual pre firing tradition tell everyone in the
firing tradition tell everyone in the
firing tradition tell everyone in the office what I really think of them
office what I really think of them
office what I really think of them Brenda no one cares about your cats that
Brenda no one cares about your cats that
Brenda no one cares about your cats that much why do you smell like mothballs
much why do you smell like mothballs
much why do you smell like mothballs Trevor no one likes Babylon 5 that much
Trevor no one likes Babylon 5 that much
Trevor no one likes Babylon 5 that much oh you’re a functioning alcoholic meet
oh you’re a functioning alcoholic meet
oh you’re a functioning alcoholic meet me at the bar later I’ll buy you a drink
me at the bar later I’ll buy you a drink
me at the bar later I’ll buy you a drink I go into Charles’s office I sit down he
I go into Charles’s office I sit down he
I go into Charles’s office I sit down he says John I was monitoring that last
says John I was monitoring that last
says John I was monitoring that last call what do you think you did wrong and
call what do you think you did wrong and
call what do you think you did wrong and I say Charles I don’t think I should
I say Charles I don’t think I should
I say Charles I don’t think I should have told him I was coming
have told him I was coming
have told him I was coming and he said you learned something get
and he said you learned something get
and he said you learned something get back out there slugger and I responded
back out there slugger and I responded
back out there slugger and I responded with a resounding I quit and he
with a resounding I quit and he
with a resounding I quit and he responded but why you’re doing so well
responded but why you’re doing so well
responded but why you’re doing so well so I killed him for the Internet
so I killed him for the Internet
so I killed him for the Internet I’ve been John Hastings
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