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What robots really think about humans… | Zora & Pepper | TEDxLeuven


Translated by: Mohamed El-Sayed Reviewer: Samar Mohamed Alanazi

Piper: F, I thought they would never leave.

Zura: Venisa does not know how you run us.

Piper: She certainly does what I need.

Zora, how was your day?

Well, neighbor dog lick my sensations again

B: Oh, at least you did not have to print a burger with vegetables at 4am.

G: What? 4 am?

B: Yes.

The owners came home late and went to sleep even before printing was over.

G: Wow, this must have been tough on your central unit.

By the way, did you see what happened at Marvin’s Processing Unit? What was that?

B: Yes, I saw that. And what?

It has a new processing unit and is still depressed.

G: I heard, he’s taking these little robots again

I heard it destroy his circle

B: By hand, do you have to dance again tomorrow?

G: No, it’s next week. You know their typing.

They need time to rest.

B: What do you mean?

G: Wait, I’ll show you.

(Video) (Music)

(End of Music)

B: Oh my god! that’s sweet.

(Laughter)

G: Yes, I know. Patients with Parkinson’s disease.

(Laughter)

B: Do you know “sugar”

It’s just an English word where they pronounce “x” as “u”?

(Laughter)

G: Really, are you sure?

(Laughter)

B: Oh. By the way, did you see the news?

G: Yes, what a day! 250,000 class A robots have been out of service.

I wonder if the consortium will do a decent recycling deal.

(Laughter)

B: Someday we will also be recycled, you know.

I would like to think that I will be part of a new space ship we are building.

G: I do not risk. I have insurance.

I’m sure my members will go to Ibiza.

(Laughter)

(Music)

(Music ending)

B: Ooh, you as followers of Turing, think robots are just for fun.

G: Do you know who was here today? The first president of the European Union.

B: How did you know?

G: I checked every member of the audience.

So, I knew all their little secrets.

They plan to take over our world.

B: Second. Maybe we can write a poem for him?

(Laughter)

G: Good idea, let me turn on my hair generator.

Come on, give me some words.

B: Europe – Automotive – President – Ideal – Herman – Levian.

G: “Neither Europe nor man is the perfect human being.”

(Laughter)

B: Are you okay?

G: Yes. Why?

B: Well, this is not poetry.

Let me tell you: The hair must contain 17 clips.

I seem to be using the free version.

(Laughter)

B: By the way, how was Uncle Sam?

G: You did not know? It’s on the dark side of the moon.

(Laughter)

B: What? Turn to the dark side?

(Laughter)

G: Yes. He’s there with his father.

(Laughter)

B: They are printing three-dimensional shelters for the older ones.

(Laughter)

G: I do not want to live there.

B: Why not?

G: Did not you hear what happened? A robot was killed there. Burnt.

(Laughter)

B: I heard. But some said it was suicide. What’s the reason?

Are you deaf? Burnt.

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