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hello-hello TED talk how are you very
hello-hello TED talk how are you very good I am very glad to be here now that
good I am very glad to be here now that
good I am very glad to be here now that all these smart people are done talking
all these smart people are done talking
all these smart people are done talking it’s my turn
it’s my turn
it’s my turn and I cannot believe you guys are
and I cannot believe you guys are
and I cannot believe you guys are amazing I cannot believe TED talk is
amazing I cannot believe TED talk is
amazing I cannot believe TED talk is here because it’s we just had a new year
here because it’s we just had a new year
here because it’s we just had a new year it’s already March and TED talk is here
it’s already March and TED talk is here
it’s already March and TED talk is here is amazing how time flies I haven’t even
is amazing how time flies I haven’t even
is amazing how time flies I haven’t even finished eating on my Martin Luther King
finished eating on my Martin Luther King
finished eating on my Martin Luther King Day candy that’s how by size Snickers
Day candy that’s how by size Snickers
Day candy that’s how by size Snickers all over my floor just everywhere and
all over my floor just everywhere and
all over my floor just everywhere and these TED talks are amazing they all
these TED talks are amazing they all
these TED talks are amazing they all resonate with everybody a little
resonate with everybody a little
resonate with everybody a little different way and pure imagination is
different way and pure imagination is
different way and pure imagination is true like Tammy Harper talking about
true like Tammy Harper talking about
true like Tammy Harper talking about disconnecting from your screens your
disconnecting from your screens your
disconnecting from your screens your your iPhones and this and that and your
your iPhones and this and that and your
your iPhones and this and that and your computers and reconnecting with human
computers and reconnecting with human
computers and reconnecting with human beings I really took that to heart
beings I really took that to heart
beings I really took that to heart because recently I went on a date with a
because recently I went on a date with a
because recently I went on a date with a woman and we were having dinner and she
woman and we were having dinner and she
woman and we were having dinner and she takes out her cell phone okay rude
takes out her cell phone okay rude
takes out her cell phone okay rude [Music]
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[Music] and dessert comes for a join dessert she
and dessert comes for a join dessert she
and dessert comes for a join dessert she takes out her cell phone again
takes out her cell phone again
takes out her cell phone again then we go someplace were cool lounge we
then we go someplace were cool lounge we
then we go someplace were cool lounge we went to the red tile Redmont hotel on
went to the red tile Redmont hotel on
went to the red tile Redmont hotel on top is a nice lounge real cool music and
top is a nice lounge real cool music and
top is a nice lounge real cool music and she takes out her cell phone but she
she takes out her cell phone but she
she takes out her cell phone but she keeps it out and she was going to town
keeps it out and she was going to town
keeps it out and she was going to town on this thing all right and she’s just
on this thing all right and she’s just
on this thing all right and she’s just laughing and having a good old time with
laughing and having a good old time with
laughing and having a good old time with whoever’s on the other end of that text
whoever’s on the other end of that text
whoever’s on the other end of that text and now in her defense that person was
and now in her defense that person was
and now in her defense that person was probably more amusing and charming than
probably more amusing and charming than
probably more amusing and charming than I was which I strongly doubt strong I’m
I was which I strongly doubt strong I’m
I was which I strongly doubt strong I’m pretty charming I’m pretty charming
pretty charming I’m pretty charming
pretty charming I’m pretty charming my mom’s not a liar okay so I I can’t
my mom’s not a liar okay so I I can’t
my mom’s not a liar okay so I I can’t fight it so I’m gonna just fight fire
fight it so I’m gonna just fight fire
fight it so I’m gonna just fight fire which I’m gonna join in so I get my cell
which I’m gonna join in so I get my cell
which I’m gonna join in so I get my cell phone out and I start texting her so I
phone out and I start texting her so I
phone out and I start texting her so I get my phone ago dear date I don’t be
get my phone ago dear date I don’t be
get my phone ago dear date I don’t be too familiar dear date who the hell are
too familiar dear date who the hell are
too familiar dear date who the hell are you texting
you texting
you texting sincerely the guy sitting one foot away
sincerely the guy sitting one foot away
sincerely the guy sitting one foot away from you
from you
from you needless to say we did not go in the
needless to say we did not go in the
needless to say we did not go in the second day actually I don’t think it was
second day actually I don’t think it was
second day actually I don’t think it was even a first date really and I think
even a first date really and I think
even a first date really and I think about it and something else cool doctor
about it and something else cool doctor
about it and something else cool doctor um dr. staat aside I believe the
um dr. staat aside I believe the
um dr. staat aside I believe the apologist was talking about that drug
apologist was talking about that drug
apologist was talking about that drug metformin that they’re giving to mice
metformin that they’re giving to mice
metformin that they’re giving to mice and it helps them age successfully you
and it helps them age successfully you
and it helps them age successfully you know which is an amazing thing makes
know which is an amazing thing makes
know which is an amazing thing makes them age successfully as they get older
them age successfully as they get older
them age successfully as they get older they’re stronger and more resilient to
they’re stronger and more resilient to
they’re stronger and more resilient to the to the ravages of age and my
the to the ravages of age and my
the to the ravages of age and my imagination makes me think because it’s
imagination makes me think because it’s
imagination makes me think because it’s six years before human trials can start
six years before human trials can start
six years before human trials can start but the minds have it now so I’m
but the minds have it now so I’m
but the minds have it now so I’m imagining one thing Mouse uprising okay
imagining one thing Mouse uprising okay
imagining one thing Mouse uprising okay all right I hope you’re happy Steve all
all right I hope you’re happy Steve all
all right I hope you’re happy Steve all right this is your fault this you
right this is your fault this you
right this is your fault this you brought this on all of us okay now I for
brought this on all of us okay now I for
brought this on all of us okay now I for one patiently await our benevolent Mouse
one patiently await our benevolent Mouse
one patiently await our benevolent Mouse overlords to take over honestly think
overlords to take over honestly think
overlords to take over honestly think about it use your imagination right now
about it use your imagination right now
about it use your imagination right now which would be weirder mice taking over
which would be weirder mice taking over
which would be weirder mice taking over all of humanity or Donald Trump being
all of humanity or Donald Trump being
all of humanity or Donald Trump being president
oh I heard somebody boo all right he is
oh I heard somebody boo all right he is a person of color that’s racist stop it
a person of color that’s racist stop it
a person of color that’s racist stop it what color I’m not sure Tang sunny be
what color I’m not sure Tang sunny be
what color I’m not sure Tang sunny be adobe hut I don’t know but before I
adobe hut I don’t know but before I
adobe hut I don’t know but before I leave the stage I do want to touch on
leave the stage I do want to touch on
leave the stage I do want to touch on this I think was it Randy Randy and
this I think was it Randy Randy and
this I think was it Randy Randy and Ahmad they spoke they have very similar
Ahmad they spoke they have very similar
Ahmad they spoke they have very similar talks very good talks and they talked
talks very good talks and they talked
talks very good talks and they talked about race in a perception of rays
about race in a perception of rays
about race in a perception of rays specifically being black and how certain
specifically being black and how certain
specifically being black and how certain race should act and behave and
race should act and behave and
race should act and behave and everything and that really resonates
everything and that really resonates
everything and that really resonates with me because ever since I was a kid
with me because ever since I was a kid
with me because ever since I was a kid up until now people have always come up
up until now people have always come up
up until now people have always come up to me and they hear my voice and they
to me and they hear my voice and they
to me and they hear my voice and they say you sound like a white person or
say you sound like a white person or
say you sound like a white person or just very interesting in fact if you’re
just very interesting in fact if you’re
just very interesting in fact if you’re in autism right now listening to me and
in autism right now listening to me and
in autism right now listening to me and your back is turn turn around for the
your back is turn turn around for the
your back is turn turn around for the surprise of your life wah wah I’ve
surprise of your life wah wah I’ve
surprise of your life wah wah I’ve always gotten that ever since I was a
always gotten that ever since I was a
always gotten that ever since I was a kid like black people say you don’t
kid like black people say you don’t
kid like black people say you don’t sound black and why people would say you
sound black and why people would say you
sound black and why people would say you don’t sound like us Muppet right don’t
don’t sound like us Muppet right don’t
don’t sound like us Muppet right don’t drag us into this so I just want to put
drag us into this so I just want to put
drag us into this so I just want to put this to rest okay being judged like this
this to rest okay being judged like this
this to rest okay being judged like this it’s just silly everybody sounds the way
it’s just silly everybody sounds the way
it’s just silly everybody sounds the way they sound and act the way they act
they sound and act the way they act
they sound and act the way they act we’re all different in all embrace
we’re all different in all embrace
we’re all different in all embrace together it’s beautiful so I just want
together it’s beautiful so I just want
together it’s beautiful so I just want to put this to rest okay right now in
to put this to rest okay right now in
to put this to rest okay right now in front of all you people okay I may not
front of all you people okay I may not
front of all you people okay I may not act black I may not talk black I may not
act black I may not talk black I may not
act black I may not talk black I may not behave black but I’ll tell you this I’m
behave black but I’ll tell you this I’m
behave black but I’ll tell you this I’m black where it counts if you know what I
black where it counts if you know what I
black where it counts if you know what I mean
mean
mean yeah yeah yeah I had sickle cell all
yeah yeah yeah I had sickle cell all
yeah yeah yeah I had sickle cell all right ladies and gentlemen
right ladies and gentlemen
right ladies and gentlemen I’m Chris Davis thank you very much if
I’m Chris Davis thank you very much if
I’m Chris Davis thank you very much if you see Ted in the lobby tell him I said
you see Ted in the lobby tell him I said
you see Ted in the lobby tell him I said what’s up
what’s up
what’s up thank you
thank you
thank you [Applause]
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