okay rad so my name is indy Blanco Blanco meaning white which is ironic cuz
Blanco meaning white which is ironic cuz
Blanco meaning white which is ironic cuz I’m full Mexican and that’s not even a
I’m full Mexican and that’s not even a
I’m full Mexican and that’s not even a joke and you guys are laughing you know
joke and you guys are laughing you know
joke and you guys are laughing you know people go if you’re full Mexican why do
people go if you’re full Mexican why do
people go if you’re full Mexican why do you look white what happened I go I
you look white what happened I go I
you look white what happened I go I don’t know I was born premature so I
don’t know I was born premature so I
don’t know I was born premature so I guess I wasn’t finished cooking either
guess I wasn’t finished cooking either
guess I wasn’t finished cooking either that or my mom like just did not eat
that or my mom like just did not eat
that or my mom like just did not eat enough tamales you know yeah India is
enough tamales you know yeah India is
enough tamales you know yeah India is not my real name though my real name is
not my real name though my real name is
not my real name though my real name is actually in the Liceo blanco ooh you
actually in the Liceo blanco ooh you
actually in the Liceo blanco ooh you guys just got so turned on right there
guys just got so turned on right there
guys just got so turned on right there in that Lacey oh I love my name I think
in that Lacey oh I love my name I think
in that Lacey oh I love my name I think it sounds like a Spanish Cologne
it sounds like a Spanish Cologne
it sounds like a Spanish Cologne don’t you think and if it was a Cologne
don’t you think and if it was a Cologne
don’t you think and if it was a Cologne the commercial would go like this are
the commercial would go like this are
the commercial would go like this are you tired of smelling like frijoles and
you tired of smelling like frijoles and
you tired of smelling like frijoles and tortillas well if I got the thing for
tortillas well if I got the thing for
tortillas well if I got the thing for you introducing in D’Alessio but you
you introducing in D’Alessio but you
you introducing in D’Alessio but you gotta say it with the accent because if
gotta say it with the accent because if
gotta say it with the accent because if you don’t say it with the accent it just
you don’t say it with the accent it just
you don’t say it with the accent it just sounds like a Harry Potter spell in
sounds like a Harry Potter spell in
sounds like a Harry Potter spell in Dulce Oh in Dulce Oh Blanco
Dulce Oh in Dulce Oh Blanco
Dulce Oh in Dulce Oh Blanco that’s ethnic I don’t know what the
that’s ethnic I don’t know what the
that’s ethnic I don’t know what the Harry Potter spell would do probably
Harry Potter spell would do probably
Harry Potter spell would do probably turn you into a Mexican my father though
turn you into a Mexican my father though
turn you into a Mexican my father though he doesn’t call me Indy or in D’Alessio
he doesn’t call me Indy or in D’Alessio
he doesn’t call me Indy or in D’Alessio he calls me my son it’s like I’m
he calls me my son it’s like I’m
he calls me my son it’s like I’m constantly in a Mexican soap opera
constantly in a Mexican soap opera
constantly in a Mexican soap opera I come home from school Mekhi daddy goes
I come home from school Mekhi daddy goes
I come home from school Mekhi daddy goes my son you are here I missed you my son
my son you are here I missed you my son
my son you are here I missed you my son yeah my dad is from Zacatecas Mexico
yeah my dad is from Zacatecas Mexico
yeah my dad is from Zacatecas Mexico anyone from there what a journey
yeah and English is his second language
yeah and English is his second language and so he has a hard time with that and
and so he has a hard time with that and
and so he has a hard time with that and one time he hit his shin and he didn’t
one time he hit his shin and he didn’t
one time he hit his shin and he didn’t know it was called his shin and goes oh
know it was called his shin and goes oh
know it was called his shin and goes oh I hear my foot I go dad that’s called
I hear my foot I go dad that’s called
I hear my foot I go dad that’s called your shin no it’s not yeah dad that’s
your shin no it’s not yeah dad that’s
your shin no it’s not yeah dad that’s called your shin no it’s now you think
called your shin no it’s now you think
called your shin no it’s now you think I’m a dumb guy go no dad that’s called
I’m a dumb guy go no dad that’s called
I’m a dumb guy go no dad that’s called your shin no it’s not dc’s machine yeah
he does a lot of work around Utah so he
he does a lot of work around Utah so he travels a lot and one day he came home
travels a lot and one day he came home
travels a lot and one day he came home really sad and we didn’t know why and he
really sad and we didn’t know why and he
really sad and we didn’t know why and he just had his head on the counter and was
just had his head on the counter and was
just had his head on the counter and was just shaking it and we’re like what he
just shaking it and we’re like what he
just shaking it and we’re like what he goes go look at my vein go look in my
goes go look at my vein go look in my
goes go look at my vein go look in my then you see you see okay so we go we
then you see you see okay so we go we
then you see you see okay so we go we look at his van and it’s all dented up
look at his van and it’s all dented up
look at his van and it’s all dented up and there’s like bristles of something
and there’s like bristles of something
and there’s like bristles of something on it and we’re we thought he hit a city
on it and we’re we thought he hit a city
on it and we’re we thought he hit a city sweeper and we’re like what did you do
sweeper and we’re like what did you do
sweeper and we’re like what did you do I hit a freaking moose you hit a moose I
I hit a freaking moose you hit a moose I
I hit a freaking moose you hit a moose I hit a moose how did you hit a moose ice
hit a moose how did you hit a moose ice
hit a moose how did you hit a moose ice driving in the mountains and the Moose
driving in the mountains and the Moose
driving in the mountains and the Moose come from the fog and I hit that moose
come from the fog and I hit that moose
come from the fog and I hit that moose well did you kill it no the moose turn
well did you kill it no the moose turn
well did you kill it no the moose turn around they tried to kill me
okay so then that night I remember he
okay so then that night I remember he was sitting in the front passenger seat
was sitting in the front passenger seat
was sitting in the front passenger seat looking out the window and it was
looking out the window and it was
looking out the window and it was raining this is what he said I still
raining this is what he said I still
raining this is what he said I still feel the Moussa sighs looking into me
it is going to comfort me and my dreams
it is going to comfort me and my dreams tonight okay dad and so then we got home
tonight okay dad and so then we got home
tonight okay dad and so then we got home and he goes my son come here what Dad
and he goes my son come here what Dad
and he goes my son come here what Dad I’ve been moves for me on the computer
I’ve been moves for me on the computer
I’ve been moves for me on the computer whai type a moose okay so I type in
whai type a moose okay so I type in
whai type a moose okay so I type in moose for him show me they pictures so I
moose for him show me they pictures so I
moose for him show me they pictures so I show him the pictures and he’s just
show him the pictures and he’s just
show him the pictures and he’s just scrolling and looking that’s the one
that’s there one yeah but it’s like what
that’s there one yeah but it’s like what if he didn’t hit the moose what if the
if he didn’t hit the moose what if the
if he didn’t hit the moose what if the Moose hit him the moose was like hiding
Moose hit him the moose was like hiding
Moose hit him the moose was like hiding behind the trees and like saw his van
behind the trees and like saw his van
behind the trees and like saw his van coming the Moose was like ah that’s
coming the Moose was like ah that’s
coming the Moose was like ah that’s their one yeah my father is very
their one yeah my father is very
their one yeah my father is very supportive of whatever I do and what I
supportive of whatever I do and what I
supportive of whatever I do and what I love and I love the ocean and I love sea
love and I love the ocean and I love sea
love and I love the ocean and I love sea life and my favorite animal is a shark
life and my favorite animal is a shark
life and my favorite animal is a shark if you couldn’t tell I’m wearing a shark
if you couldn’t tell I’m wearing a shark
if you couldn’t tell I’m wearing a shark shirt I have a shark tooth I’m even
shirt I have a shark tooth I’m even
shirt I have a shark tooth I’m even wearing shark underwear right now but
wearing shark underwear right now but
wearing shark underwear right now but I’m not going to show you guys cuz it’s
I’m not going to show you guys cuz it’s
I’m not going to show you guys cuz it’s not that kind of show and I’m not that
not that kind of show and I’m not that
not that kind of show and I’m not that kind of performer maybe take a boy out
kind of performer maybe take a boy out
kind of performer maybe take a boy out first and so I love sharks sharks are my
first and so I love sharks sharks are my
first and so I love sharks sharks are my favourite animal and they tell people
favourite animal and they tell people
favourite animal and they tell people this and they go oh well what if one bit
this and they go oh well what if one bit
this and they go oh well what if one bit you then I’ve been chosen
you then I’ve been chosen
you then I’ve been chosen would you stop liking sharks if one bit
would you stop liking sharks if one bit
would you stop liking sharks if one bit you know because I’m not a quitter and
you know because I’m not a quitter and
you know because I’m not a quitter and so I love sharks and people try and
so I love sharks and people try and
so I love sharks and people try and confront me on this they go oh well I
confront me on this they go oh well I
confront me on this they go oh well I went swimming once and we had to get out
went swimming once and we had to get out
went swimming once and we had to get out of the water because there was a shark
of the water because there was a shark
of the water because there was a shark Indy explained that like a shark in the
Indy explained that like a shark in the
Indy explained that like a shark in the water well they lived there you you guys
water well they lived there you you guys
water well they lived there you you guys you can’t be afraid of a shark when you
you can’t be afraid of a shark when you
you can’t be afraid of a shark when you see it in the ocean because they live
see it in the ocean because they live
see it in the ocean because they live there that’s like coming to you Tom
there that’s like coming to you Tom
there that’s like coming to you Tom being surprised that you see Mormons
this is their habitat you guys they live
this is their habitat you guys they live here okay thank you guys
here okay thank you guys
here okay thank you guys I’m gonna do Blanca thank you
I’m gonna do Blanca thank you
I’m gonna do Blanca thank you [Applause]
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