
[Music] [Applause]
[Applause]
[Applause] thank you very much so in the mid-1980s
thank you very much so in the mid-1980s
thank you very much so in the mid-1980s when the teenager Mia was sat in his
when the teenager Mia was sat in his
when the teenager Mia was sat in his desk at school I was given a form and
desk at school I was given a form and
desk at school I was given a form and printed at the top of the phone block
printed at the top of the phone block
printed at the top of the phone block letters were the words jig cow not
letters were the words jig cow not
letters were the words jig cow not actually even words jig count job idea
actually even words jig count job idea
actually even words jig count job idea information generator computer-aided
information generator computer-aided
information generator computer-aided learning the idea was simple I would
learning the idea was simple I would
learning the idea was simple I would fill out the form I will tell the form
fill out the form I will tell the form
fill out the form I will tell the form my likes my dislikes my hobbies my
my likes my dislikes my hobbies my
my likes my dislikes my hobbies my interests my academic strengths and
interests my academic strengths and
interests my academic strengths and weaknesses the form would then be sent
weaknesses the form would then be sent
weaknesses the form would then be sent away to a computer in Oxford which would
away to a computer in Oxford which would
away to a computer in Oxford which would then tell me my ideal job so we all sat
then tell me my ideal job so we all sat
then tell me my ideal job so we all sat there we filled out the forms we gave
there we filled out the forms we gave
there we filled out the forms we gave them to our teacher we forgot about them
them to our teacher we forgot about them
them to our teacher we forgot about them until a couple of weeks later a small
until a couple of weeks later a small
until a couple of weeks later a small brown envelope was dropped onto my desk
brown envelope was dropped onto my desk
brown envelope was dropped onto my desk in front of me
in front of me
in front of me inside of which was my mathematically
inside of which was my mathematically
inside of which was my mathematically perfect job funeral director true story
perfect job funeral director true story
perfect job funeral director true story now strangely I had never dreamt of
now strangely I had never dreamt of
now strangely I had never dreamt of being a funeral director I mean sure
being a funeral director I mean sure
being a funeral director I mean sure some people do and I had not but it was
some people do and I had not but it was
some people do and I had not but it was okay that there was something I had
okay that there was something I had
okay that there was something I had dreamt of being I knew what I wanted to
dreamt of being I knew what I wanted to
dreamt of being I knew what I wanted to do with my life I wanted to be a
do with my life I wanted to be a
do with my life I wanted to be a gentleman juggler okay let’s backtrack
gentleman juggler okay let’s backtrack
gentleman juggler okay let’s backtrack um two years earlier I’m on holiday with
um two years earlier I’m on holiday with
um two years earlier I’m on holiday with my parents and I see a man doing a show
my parents and I see a man doing a show
my parents and I see a man doing a show and he’s a juggler and he’s funny and I
and he’s a juggler and he’s funny and I
and he’s a juggler and he’s funny and I become his biggest fan I go to every
become his biggest fan I go to every
become his biggest fan I go to every single show I sit in the front row I
single show I sit in the front row I
single show I sit in the front row I love him and then after a few days a
love him and then after a few days a
love him and then after a few days a week and a half I start to realize maybe
week and a half I start to realize maybe
week and a half I start to realize maybe I don’t want to be his biggest fan maybe
I don’t want to be his biggest fan maybe
I don’t want to be his biggest fan maybe I want to be him so the moment I get
I want to be him so the moment I get
I want to be him so the moment I get back home
back home
back home from our holiday I go to the pet shop at
from our holiday I go to the pet shop at
from our holiday I go to the pet shop at the end of our street and I buy three
the end of our street and I buy three
the end of our street and I buy three rubber dog balls and I start teaching
rubber dog balls and I start teaching
rubber dog balls and I start teaching myself to juggle and at the same time I
myself to juggle and at the same time I
myself to juggle and at the same time I start teaching myself about the history
start teaching myself about the history
start teaching myself about the history of my newfound art form I start learning
of my newfound art form I start learning
of my newfound art form I start learning about all the different kinds of juggler
about all the different kinds of juggler
about all the different kinds of juggler that existed back in the heyday of Music
that existed back in the heyday of Music
that existed back in the heyday of Music Hall and variety and it’s true to say
Hall and variety and it’s true to say
Hall and variety and it’s true to say that back then there were as many
that back then there were as many
that back then there were as many different kinds of juggler as these days
different kinds of juggler as these days
different kinds of juggler as these days there were different kinds of singer or
there were different kinds of singer or
there were different kinds of singer or comedian
comedian
comedian there were clown jugglers comedy
there were clown jugglers comedy
there were clown jugglers comedy jugglers sports jugglers military
jugglers sports jugglers military
jugglers sports jugglers military jugglers salon jugglers vegetable
jugglers salon jugglers vegetable
jugglers salon jugglers vegetable jugglers foot jugglers but the ones that
jugglers foot jugglers but the ones that
jugglers foot jugglers but the ones that caught my eye were the gentlemen
caught my eye were the gentlemen
caught my eye were the gentlemen jugglers cool dapper Playboy’s who
jugglers cool dapper Playboy’s who
jugglers cool dapper Playboy’s who performed feats of dexterity with the
performed feats of dexterity with the
performed feats of dexterity with the kinds of objects that a gentleman of the
kinds of objects that a gentleman of the
kinds of objects that a gentleman of the time might encounter on a night out so
time might encounter on a night out so
time might encounter on a night out so hats and canes bottles and glasses Oh
hats and canes bottles and glasses Oh
hats and canes bottles and glasses Oh fully laden dining tables I knew that I
fully laden dining tables I knew that I
fully laden dining tables I knew that I wanted to be a professional juggler and
wanted to be a professional juggler and
wanted to be a professional juggler and I did not tell my parents they assumed
I did not tell my parents they assumed
I did not tell my parents they assumed it was a silly phase just a hobby I
it was a silly phase just a hobby I
it was a silly phase just a hobby I carried on working hard at school but I
carried on working hard at school but I
carried on working hard at school but I knew that I wanted to be a juggler I
knew that I wanted to be a juggler I
knew that I wanted to be a juggler I went to college I studied child
went to college I studied child
went to college I studied child psychology but still I wanted to be a
psychology but still I wanted to be a
psychology but still I wanted to be a juggler when I finally left college I
juggler when I finally left college I
juggler when I finally left college I told my parents what I wanted to do with
told my parents what I wanted to do with
told my parents what I wanted to do with my life and they were and continue to be
my life and they were and continue to be
my life and they were and continue to be less than thrilled I signed on the doll
less than thrilled I signed on the doll
less than thrilled I signed on the doll I claimed unemployment benefit and for
I claimed unemployment benefit and for
I claimed unemployment benefit and for six months I lied about looking for work
six months I lied about looking for work
six months I lied about looking for work I was not looking for work but I was
I was not looking for work but I was
I was not looking for work but I was learning a trade every morning I would
learning a trade every morning I would
learning a trade every morning I would get up I would jump on my unicycle and
get up I would jump on my unicycle and
get up I would jump on my unicycle and cycled down to the local park find a
cycled down to the local park find a
cycled down to the local park find a secluded corner and practice my tricks
secluded corner and practice my tricks
secluded corner and practice my tricks until it got dark then I would hop back
until it got dark then I would hop back
until it got dark then I would hop back on the unicycle and ride home and as I
on the unicycle and ride home and as I
on the unicycle and ride home and as I wrote home I would ponder the question
wrote home I would ponder the question
wrote home I would ponder the question that had begun to haunt me where in the
that had begun to haunt me where in the
that had begun to haunt me where in the late-1980s does a juggler work
late-1980s does a juggler work
late-1980s does a juggler work I mean all the musicals and variety
I mean all the musicals and variety
I mean all the musicals and variety theaters had long since closed light
theaters had long since closed light
theaters had long since closed light entertainment was being kicked out the
entertainment was being kicked out the
entertainment was being kicked out the back door by the hot young upstarts of
back door by the hot young upstarts of
back door by the hot young upstarts of alternative comedy circuses were as
alternative comedy circuses were as
alternative comedy circuses were as unfashionable as they would ever be it
unfashionable as they would ever be it
unfashionable as they would ever be it wouldn’t matter how good I might get if
wouldn’t matter how good I might get if
wouldn’t matter how good I might get if there was nowhere for me to work I was
there was nowhere for me to work I was
there was nowhere for me to work I was doomed it was a Sunday afternoon in a
doomed it was a Sunday afternoon in a
doomed it was a Sunday afternoon in a South London Sports Centre a place where
South London Sports Centre a place where
South London Sports Centre a place where once a week jugglers would gather to
once a week jugglers would gather to
once a week jugglers would gather to share tricks and hang out my friend Dave
share tricks and hang out my friend Dave
share tricks and hang out my friend Dave another juggler he mentioned to me that
another juggler he mentioned to me that
another juggler he mentioned to me that Covent Garden Market in the West End
Covent Garden Market in the West End
Covent Garden Market in the West End just across the street in fact were
just across the street in fact were
just across the street in fact were holding auditions and if you passed the
holding auditions and if you passed the
holding auditions and if you passed the audition you would get a busking license
audition you would get a busking license
audition you would get a busking license which meant you could do shows on the
which meant you could do shows on the
which meant you could do shows on the street I was there first thing Monday
street I was there first thing Monday
street I was there first thing Monday morning standing under the portico of
morning standing under the portico of
morning standing under the portico of st. Paul’s Church West Piazza Covent
st. Paul’s Church West Piazza Covent
st. Paul’s Church West Piazza Covent Garden prop bag in hand I strode out
Garden prop bag in hand I strode out
Garden prop bag in hand I strode out onto the cobblestones in front of a
onto the cobblestones in front of a
onto the cobblestones in front of a handful of disinterested tourists and
handful of disinterested tourists and
handful of disinterested tourists and the suspicious gazes of the other
the suspicious gazes of the other
the suspicious gazes of the other performers and I did something vaguely
performers and I did something vaguely
performers and I did something vaguely approximating a show I made 16 pounds
approximating a show I made 16 pounds
approximating a show I made 16 pounds but more importantly I passed my
but more importantly I passed my
but more importantly I passed my audition I got my busking licence and
audition I got my busking licence and
audition I got my busking licence and that was it there was no going back I’d
that was it there was no going back I’d
that was it there was no going back I’d been accepted into a secret Club that I
been accepted into a secret Club that I
been accepted into a secret Club that I have never left I had found my family an
have never left I had found my family an
have never left I had found my family an international community of professional
international community of professional
international community of professional street performers hustlers and pirates
street performers hustlers and pirates
street performers hustlers and pirates ladies and gentlemen people who had
ladies and gentlemen people who had
ladies and gentlemen people who had travelled the same road as me without an
travelled the same road as me without an
travelled the same road as me without an idea burning in their hearts that had
idea burning in their hearts that had
idea burning in their hearts that had led them to the streets the cobblestones
led them to the streets the cobblestones
led them to the streets the cobblestones the p-axis the new variety theatres
the p-axis the new variety theatres
the p-axis the new variety theatres escapologists break dancers magicians
escapologists break dancers magicians
escapologists break dancers magicians acrobats and jugglers all sharing a
acrobats and jugglers all sharing a
acrobats and jugglers all sharing a pitch working hard to make a modest
pitch working hard to make a modest
pitch working hard to make a modest living and hone their craft battling the
living and hone their craft battling the
living and hone their craft battling the drizzle the French school parties the
drizzle the French school parties the
drizzle the French school parties the drunks in pursuit of a round of applause
drunks in pursuit of a round of applause
drunks in pursuit of a round of applause a big laugh and some money in the Hat I
a big laugh and some money in the Hat I
a big laugh and some money in the Hat I worked hard and while I worked I
worked hard and while I worked I
worked hard and while I worked I continued to learn more about the
continued to learn more about the
continued to learn more about the history of my art
history of my art
history of my art I started to really enjoy the idea of
I started to really enjoy the idea of
I started to really enjoy the idea of being part of a lineage of performers I
being part of a lineage of performers I
being part of a lineage of performers I started to see part of my job as debater
started to see part of my job as debater
started to see part of my job as debater to find something old and forgotten
to find something old and forgotten
to find something old and forgotten about to blow the dust of it give it a
about to blow the dust of it give it a
about to blow the dust of it give it a shine give it a twist show people and
shine give it a twist show people and
shine give it a twist show people and then pass it along to the next performer
then pass it along to the next performer
then pass it along to the next performer to come along because the language of
to come along because the language of
to come along because the language of circus is passed down through members of
circus is passed down through members of
circus is passed down through members of often unrelated families let me explain
often unrelated families let me explain
often unrelated families let me explain this is a cigar box these are called
this is a cigar box these are called
this is a cigar box these are called cigar boxes because they are boxes in
cigar boxes because they are boxes in
cigar boxes because they are boxes in which you put cigars am i losing anybody
which you put cigars am i losing anybody
which you put cigars am i losing anybody they’re just empty wooden boxes and
they’re just empty wooden boxes and
they’re just empty wooden boxes and jugglers do tricks with them and the
jugglers do tricks with them and the
jugglers do tricks with them and the reason that jugglers do tricks with them
reason that jugglers do tricks with them
reason that jugglers do tricks with them is that a hundred or so years ago if you
is that a hundred or so years ago if you
is that a hundred or so years ago if you were to involve DeVille performer
were to involve DeVille performer
were to involve DeVille performer whatever town you would roll into you
whatever town you would roll into you
whatever town you would roll into you could go to the cigar store they would
could go to the cigar store they would
could go to the cigar store they would be happy to give you their old thrown
be happy to give you their old thrown
be happy to give you their old thrown out boxes and if you could do something
out boxes and if you could do something
out boxes and if you could do something cool with those boxes you had free props
cool with those boxes you had free props
cool with those boxes you had free props for life and jugglers did learn to do
for life and jugglers did learn to do
for life and jugglers did learn to do something cool with the bosses let’s
something cool with the bosses let’s
something cool with the bosses let’s take a look so this is WC Fields the
take a look so this is WC Fields the
take a look so this is WC Fields the great American comedian but of course
great American comedian but of course
great American comedian but of course before he was a film star who was
before he was a film star who was
before he was a film star who was internationally known as a juggler this
internationally known as a juggler this
internationally known as a juggler this is one of my own personal favorites this
is one of my own personal favorites this
is one of my own personal favorites this guy’s called Revlon 1958
this is Bella cumin patriarch of the
this is Bella cumin patriarch of the cremeux circus dynasty an alias
cremeux circus dynasty an alias
cremeux circus dynasty an alias performing side-by-side with his son
performing side-by-side with his son
performing side-by-side with his son Chris primo and then Chris went solo and
Chris primo and then Chris went solo and
Chris primo and then Chris went solo and became one of the biggest stars in
became one of the biggest stars in
became one of the biggest stars in circus and is still working today and
circus and is still working today and
circus and is still working today and then this is the American traveling
then this is the American traveling
then this is the American traveling troupe air jazz and this is when I first
troupe air jazz and this is when I first
troupe air jazz and this is when I first saw cigar boxes watching this exact
saw cigar boxes watching this exact
saw cigar boxes watching this exact footage on the Paul Daniels magic show
footage on the Paul Daniels magic show
footage on the Paul Daniels magic show on a Saturday night on the BBC of I am
on a Saturday night on the BBC of I am
on a Saturday night on the BBC of I am dressed slightly better and then that
dressed slightly better and then that
dressed slightly better and then that brings us to me doing the same tricks
brings us to me doing the same tricks
brings us to me doing the same tricks handed down by those performers it’s
handed down by those performers it’s
handed down by those performers it’s interesting it’s interesting I just
interesting it’s interesting I just
interesting it’s interesting I just showed you the exact same tricks you’d
showed you the exact same tricks you’d
showed you the exact same tricks you’d already seen several times on the screen
already seen several times on the screen
already seen several times on the screen but when you see something live you feel
but when you see something live you feel
but when you see something live you feel the urge to clap there might be a lesson
the urge to clap there might be a lesson
the urge to clap there might be a lesson in that somewhere I’d like to show you
in that somewhere I’d like to show you
in that somewhere I’d like to show you one more quick trick if I may with the
one more quick trick if I may with the
one more quick trick if I may with the boxes it’s one of my favorite tricks and
boxes it’s one of my favorite tricks and
boxes it’s one of my favorite tricks and it involves eight boxes it also involves
it involves eight boxes it also involves
it involves eight boxes it also involves a cigar and a glass of wine because I am
a cigar and a glass of wine because I am
a cigar and a glass of wine because I am a gentleman juggler let’s give this a go
you might turn or clap that wasn’t a
you might turn or clap that wasn’t a trick that was the easy part
trick that was the easy part
trick that was the easy part this is the hard
[Applause]
[Applause] so Covent Garden Market had became my
so Covent Garden Market had became my
so Covent Garden Market had became my office five days a week for more than 15
office five days a week for more than 15
office five days a week for more than 15 years I had to successfully answer the
years I had to successfully answer the
years I had to successfully answer the question where does the juggler work but
question where does the juggler work but
question where does the juggler work but now I had a new question where else can
now I had a new question where else can
now I had a new question where else can a juggler work I paid my dues it was
a juggler work I paid my dues it was
a juggler work I paid my dues it was time to spread my wings and find all the
time to spread my wings and find all the
time to spread my wings and find all the other places that I could do my act and
other places that I could do my act and
other places that I could do my act and this time if those places didn’t exist I
this time if those places didn’t exist I
this time if those places didn’t exist I would make them happen just in the same
would make them happen just in the same
would make them happen just in the same way that a street performers pitch is
way that a street performers pitch is
way that a street performers pitch is only a street corner until a busker
only a street corner until a busker
only a street corner until a busker decides to turn it into a theater so I
decides to turn it into a theater so I
decides to turn it into a theater so I found the countries that still had
found the countries that still had
found the countries that still had variety circuits I went and I worked in
variety circuits I went and I worked in
variety circuits I went and I worked in their theaters when I came home there
their theaters when I came home there
their theaters when I came home there was a resurgence in burlesque so I
was a resurgence in burlesque so I
was a resurgence in burlesque so I helped to make it a revival in cabaret
helped to make it a revival in cabaret
helped to make it a revival in cabaret and variety as well I noticed there were
and variety as well I noticed there were
and variety as well I noticed there were no great big West End theatre variety
no great big West End theatre variety
no great big West End theatre variety shows the way they used to be so I took
shows the way they used to be so I took
shows the way they used to be so I took a gamble I called in some favors and I
a gamble I called in some favors and I
a gamble I called in some favors and I did some filling a West End theatre with
did some filling a West End theatre with
did some filling a West End theatre with the stars of cabaret and street
the stars of cabaret and street
the stars of cabaret and street performance alongside some of the the
performance alongside some of the the
performance alongside some of the the legends that inspired me to get into
legends that inspired me to get into
legends that inspired me to get into this in the first place people like Paul
this in the first place people like Paul
this in the first place people like Paul Daniels there are no good variety shows
Daniels there are no good variety shows
Daniels there are no good variety shows on TV and no no no no we do not count
on TV and no no no no we do not count
on TV and no no no no we do not count those TV shiny flawed talent shows
those TV shiny flawed talent shows
those TV shiny flawed talent shows slaughterhouses
slaughterhouses
slaughterhouses but it’s okay because I could make my
but it’s okay because I could make my
but it’s okay because I could make my own put it on YouTube get a global
own put it on YouTube get a global
own put it on YouTube get a global audience for free I started to think
audience for free I started to think
audience for free I started to think like a busker in everything I did
like a busker in everything I did
like a busker in everything I did ignore the gatekeepers just hustle find
ignore the gatekeepers just hustle find
ignore the gatekeepers just hustle find the pitches work the crowds make a
the pitches work the crowds make a
the pitches work the crowds make a living and be the artist I always wanted
living and be the artist I always wanted
living and be the artist I always wanted to be and yes embrace the madness of
to be and yes embrace the madness of
to be and yes embrace the madness of being a variety star in a country that
being a variety star in a country that
being a variety star in a country that doesn’t think it has any variety because
doesn’t think it has any variety because
doesn’t think it has any variety because the bottom line is this ladies and
the bottom line is this ladies and
the bottom line is this ladies and gentlemen what I do might seem quite
gentlemen what I do might seem quite
gentlemen what I do might seem quite complicated and sometimes it is but at
complicated and sometimes it is but at
complicated and sometimes it is but at its heart it is as simple as it is
its heart it is as simple as it is
its heart it is as simple as it is timeless my job my life’s work is to
timeless my job my life’s work is to
timeless my job my life’s work is to show you something live before your very
show you something live before your very
show you something live before your very eyes that you have never seen before
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