now with the show of hands please tell me how many of you here have faced the
me how many of you here have faced the
me how many of you here have faced the great impending decisions of our lives
great impending decisions of our lives
great impending decisions of our lives the confusing riddles of society or the
the confusing riddles of society or the
the confusing riddles of society or the massive questions of being and said
massive questions of being and said
massive questions of being and said something along the lines of I’ll do it
something along the lines of I’ll do it
something along the lines of I’ll do it tomorrow come on raise your hands be
tomorrow come on raise your hands be
tomorrow come on raise your hands be honest all right now how many of you
honest all right now how many of you
honest all right now how many of you have faced those results from the
have faced those results from the
have faced those results from the inability to choose I’d said something
inability to choose I’d said something
inability to choose I’d said something along the lines of dang why sorry
along the lines of dang why sorry
along the lines of dang why sorry or even again I’ll do it tomorrow
or even again I’ll do it tomorrow
or even again I’ll do it tomorrow come on same question we know we’ve all
come on same question we know we’ve all
come on same question we know we’ve all done it now if you guys haven’t realized
done it now if you guys haven’t realized
done it now if you guys haven’t realized it yet this inability to choose this
it yet this inability to choose this
it yet this inability to choose this indecision it’s caused a lot of problems
indecision it’s caused a lot of problems
indecision it’s caused a lot of problems just ask the teachers around here I
just ask the teachers around here I
just ask the teachers around here I changed my speech two days before this
changed my speech two days before this
changed my speech two days before this event saying it was troublesome would be
event saying it was troublesome would be
event saying it was troublesome would be an understatement let me tell you a
an understatement let me tell you a
an understatement let me tell you a little story I was once told something a
little story I was once told something a
little story I was once told something a few words no more no less and upon these
few words no more no less and upon these
few words no more no less and upon these words I was to decide and so I thought
words I was to decide and so I thought
words I was to decide and so I thought and I thought and I thought but I only
and I thought and I thought but I only
and I thought and I thought but I only became more confused and so I came up
became more confused and so I came up
became more confused and so I came up with a simple solution to help me decide
with a simple solution to help me decide
with a simple solution to help me decide I flipped the coin
unfortunately I decided too late and as
unfortunately I decided too late and as the great Michael Scott once said you
the great Michael Scott once said you
the great Michael Scott once said you missed a hundred percent of the shots
missed a hundred percent of the shots
missed a hundred percent of the shots you don’t take
you don’t take
you don’t take and in this case I missed however with
and in this case I missed however with
and in this case I missed however with this loss came a realization an epiphany
this loss came a realization an epiphany
this loss came a realization an epiphany which can best be summarized with this
which can best be summarized with this
which can best be summarized with this quote more has been lost to indecision
quote more has been lost to indecision
quote more has been lost to indecision than has ever been lost to making the
than has ever been lost to making the
than has ever been lost to making the wrong decision and to this I truly agree
wrong decision and to this I truly agree
wrong decision and to this I truly agree whoever to my understanding some of you
whoever to my understanding some of you
whoever to my understanding some of you might not I’m not saying you guys are
might not I’m not saying you guys are
might not I’m not saying you guys are wrong in some cases you guys are
wrong in some cases you guys are
wrong in some cases you guys are absolutely correct however I don’t think
absolutely correct however I don’t think
absolutely correct however I don’t think you guys would say going hungry is
you guys would say going hungry is
you guys would say going hungry is better than choosing a restaurant
ironically enough flipping coins isn’t
ironically enough flipping coins isn’t really the best of Austrians and it
really the best of Austrians and it
really the best of Austrians and it isn’t really that helpful especially
isn’t really that helpful especially
isn’t really that helpful especially when things are more than just heads or
when things are more than just heads or
when things are more than just heads or tails I don’t think any of us could
tails I don’t think any of us could
tails I don’t think any of us could truly use a coin to choose what course
truly use a coin to choose what course
truly use a coin to choose what course to take what universities to attend to
to take what universities to attend to
to take what universities to attend to or what business plan is best for our
or what business plan is best for our
or what business plan is best for our future unless you want to be that doctor
future unless you want to be that doctor
future unless you want to be that doctor that doesn’t know what like what the
that doesn’t know what like what the
that doesn’t know what like what the mitochondria is thing is most things are
mitochondria is thing is most things are
mitochondria is thing is most things are not two sides of a coin out there beyond
not two sides of a coin out there beyond
not two sides of a coin out there beyond the doors of those halls like choices
the doors of those halls like choices
the doors of those halls like choices decisions and questions which only
decisions and questions which only
decisions and questions which only increase in number confusion and
increase in number confusion and
increase in number confusion and difficulty why evolution not Bigfoot
difficulty why evolution not Bigfoot
difficulty why evolution not Bigfoot evolution and to those who didn’t get it
evolution and to those who didn’t get it
evolution and to those who didn’t get it I’m talking about the metamorphosis of
I’m talking about the metamorphosis of
I’m talking about the metamorphosis of our world through time we have taken
our world through time we have taken
our world through time we have taken great leaps in transportation
great leaps in transportation
great leaps in transportation communication and technology all of
communication and technology all of
communication and technology all of which have resulted in a more open and
which have resulted in a more open and
which have resulted in a more open and accessible world which then resulted in
accessible world which then resulted in
accessible world which then resulted in a lot more choices if you don’t believe
a lot more choices if you don’t believe
a lot more choices if you don’t believe me here are some facts there are about
me here are some facts there are about
me here are some facts there are about fourteen thousand six hundred banks
fourteen thousand six hundred banks
fourteen thousand six hundred banks worldwide eighty-seven thousand drink
worldwide eighty-seven thousand drink
worldwide eighty-seven thousand drink combinations in Starbucks alone and over
combinations in Starbucks alone and over
combinations in Starbucks alone and over four hundred and eighty million products
four hundred and eighty million products
four hundred and eighty million products on Amazon
on Amazon
on Amazon most of which I’m pretty sure weren’t
most of which I’m pretty sure weren’t
most of which I’m pretty sure weren’t available when the world looked like
available when the world looked like
available when the world looked like this right now
this right now
this right now we were able to choose from a lot more
we were able to choose from a lot more
we were able to choose from a lot more colleges a lot more schools a lot more
colleges a lot more schools a lot more
colleges a lot more schools a lot more drinks and even a lot more jam that’s
drinks and even a lot more jam that’s
drinks and even a lot more jam that’s right
right
right damn thanks to this wonder of must fruit
damn thanks to this wonder of must fruit
damn thanks to this wonder of must fruit I can now confidently say that a lot of
I can now confidently say that a lot of
I can now confidently say that a lot of choices is a bad thing here we are back
choices is a bad thing here we are back
choices is a bad thing here we are back in the year 2000 2002 rather know and
in the year 2000 2002 rather know and
in the year 2000 2002 rather know and psychologists mark leper and Sheena
psychologists mark leper and Sheena
psychologists mark leper and Sheena anger published a jamming study pun
anger published a jamming study pun
anger published a jamming study pun intended in the food market they set up
intended in the food market they set up
intended in the food market they set up a display table on this display table 24
a display table on this display table 24
a display table on this display table 24 varieties of Jam it attracted a lot of
varieties of Jam it attracted a lot of
varieties of Jam it attracted a lot of attention and anyone who tried the jam
attention and anyone who tried the jam
attention and anyone who tried the jam got $1 coupons of anyone on another day
got $1 coupons of anyone on another day
got $1 coupons of anyone on another day a similar table was set up this time
a similar table was set up this time
a similar table was set up this time only six varieties of Jam though it
only six varieties of Jam though it
only six varieties of Jam though it didn’t attract as much attention people
didn’t attract as much attention people
didn’t attract as much attention people who saw the smaller display were ten
who saw the smaller display were ten
who saw the smaller display were ten times as likely to buy than those who
times as likely to buy than those who
times as likely to buy than those who saw the latter see what I mean size
saw the latter see what I mean size
saw the latter see what I mean size doesn’t matter even though that’s not
doesn’t matter even though that’s not
doesn’t matter even though that’s not the topic of my speech decisions are
the topic of my speech decisions are
the topic of my speech decisions are hard and with them a lot can be
hard and with them a lot can be
hard and with them a lot can be transformed and as Duncan as the late
transformed and as Duncan as the late
transformed and as Duncan as the late Uncle Ben once told us with great power
Uncle Ben once told us with great power
Uncle Ben once told us with great power comes great responsibility and so in
comes great responsibility and so in
comes great responsibility and so in this context if the great power of
this context if the great power of
this context if the great power of choice comes into your hands there is a
choice comes into your hands there is a
choice comes into your hands there is a certain responsibility to make them of
certain responsibility to make them of
certain responsibility to make them of course it’s stressful I have my boards
course it’s stressful I have my boards
course it’s stressful I have my boards next year and the choice of colleges is
next year and the choice of colleges is
next year and the choice of colleges is in the least bit comforting with choices
in the least bit comforting with choices
in the least bit comforting with choices comes transformation the sky is the
comes transformation the sky is the
comes transformation the sky is the limit
limit
limit but along with it comes fear and doubts
but along with it comes fear and doubts
but along with it comes fear and doubts but these problems we have to get past
but these problems we have to get past
but these problems we have to get past it
but it’s not all doom and gloom our
but it’s not all doom and gloom our world today wouldn’t be what it is and
world today wouldn’t be what it is and
world today wouldn’t be what it is and would be a lot more boring if we didn’t
would be a lot more boring if we didn’t
would be a lot more boring if we didn’t have our movies our social media our GRA
have our movies our social media our GRA
have our movies our social media our GRA scrumptious food or even our anime well
scrumptious food or even our anime well
scrumptious food or even our anime well at least that’s my personal opinion what
at least that’s my personal opinion what
at least that’s my personal opinion what I’m getting to hear is that with the
I’m getting to hear is that with the
I’m getting to hear is that with the change in our world it brings both
change in our world it brings both
change in our world it brings both pleasures and hardships some greater and
pleasures and hardships some greater and
pleasures and hardships some greater and more prominent than others thing is with
more prominent than others thing is with
more prominent than others thing is with this change comes problems some problems
this change comes problems some problems
this change comes problems some problems include indecision the inability to
include indecision the inability to
include indecision the inability to choose others being angry from arguments
choose others being angry from arguments
choose others being angry from arguments depression from negligence or envy from
depression from negligence or envy from
depression from negligence or envy from accomplishment each of which have their
accomplishment each of which have their
accomplishment each of which have their solutions
solutions
solutions all of which not being to fight the
all of which not being to fight the
all of which not being to fight the change but to adapt along with it for my
change but to adapt along with it for my
change but to adapt along with it for my topic of indecision let’s be the people
topic of indecision let’s be the people
topic of indecision let’s be the people who takes those shots will take those
who takes those shots will take those
who takes those shots will take those shots shoot forward and for all you know
shots shoot forward and for all you know
shots shoot forward and for all you know you’ll be standing there in glory as
you’ll be standing there in glory as
you’ll be standing there in glory as everything works out as you succeed or
everything works out as you succeed or
everything works out as you succeed or you could stand there sad that you
you could stand there sad that you
you could stand there sad that you weren’t able to reach your goal but you
weren’t able to reach your goal but you
weren’t able to reach your goal but you would know that you tried your best
would know that you tried your best
would know that you tried your best you didn’t let someone else do it for
you didn’t let someone else do it for
you didn’t let someone else do it for you both very plausible both two sides
you both very plausible both two sides
you both very plausible both two sides of a coin both only possible if you make
of a coin both only possible if you make
of a coin both only possible if you make a choice and with this I cut my speech
a choice and with this I cut my speech
a choice and with this I cut my speech short I bid you all farewell mayor
short I bid you all farewell mayor
short I bid you all farewell mayor decisions be easy your future be bright
decisions be easy your future be bright
decisions be easy your future be bright finding new horizons let us transform
finding new horizons let us transform
finding new horizons let us transform for the better good day and thank you
for the better good day and thank you
for the better good day and thank you [Applause]
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