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BEYOND THE BREAKDOWN: failing on the road | Anne Knödler & Efy Zeniou | TEDxUniHalle


[Applause]

[Applause] hello hello

hello hello

hello hello so two years ago I was kidnapped by

so two years ago I was kidnapped by

so two years ago I was kidnapped by these five artists here koko Johannes

these five artists here koko Johannes

these five artists here koko Johannes Anna and Elizabeth soon enough I

Anna and Elizabeth soon enough I

Anna and Elizabeth soon enough I developed Stockholm Syndrome and I

developed Stockholm Syndrome and I

developed Stockholm Syndrome and I decided to stick with them and together

decided to stick with them and together

decided to stick with them and together we created the leaving home function

we created the leaving home function

we created the leaving home function project the purpose of this project was

project the purpose of this project was

project the purpose of this project was to leave behind our comfort zone the

to leave behind our comfort zone the

to leave behind our comfort zone the privacy of our studios and to go out

privacy of our studios and to go out

privacy of our studios and to go out there to see the world through our own

there to see the world through our own

there to see the world through our own eyes

eyes

eyes we chose the longest way east to reach

we chose the longest way east to reach

we chose the longest way east to reach the west we went through some very

the west we went through some very

the west we went through some very remote areas to some overdeveloped

remote areas to some overdeveloped

remote areas to some overdeveloped regions this took around 40,000

regions this took around 40,000

regions this took around 40,000 kilometers a bit over and we wanted to

kilometers a bit over and we wanted to

kilometers a bit over and we wanted to move slowly to make sure that we would

move slowly to make sure that we would

move slowly to make sure that we would move slowly we chose this beautiful

move slowly we chose this beautiful

move slowly we chose this beautiful vehicle the URL 650 is no longer

vehicle the URL 650 is no longer

vehicle the URL 650 is no longer produced it’s very well known through

produced it’s very well known through

produced it’s very well known through all ex Oviatt regions mainly because of

all ex Oviatt regions mainly because of

all ex Oviatt regions mainly because of its breakdowns it has a very dark sense

its breakdowns it has a very dark sense

its breakdowns it has a very dark sense of humor but we wanted to use it to get

of humor but we wanted to use it to get

of humor but we wanted to use it to get closer to the locals for us the

closer to the locals for us the

closer to the locals for us the breakdown was essentially a key to

breakdown was essentially a key to

breakdown was essentially a key to communication so we packed our side cars

communication so we packed our side cars

communication so we packed our side cars and we headed for in New York mm-hmm in

and we headed for in New York mm-hmm in

and we headed for in New York mm-hmm in July 2014 I made my driver’s license for

July 2014 I made my driver’s license for

July 2014 I made my driver’s license for motorcycles just two months later we

motorcycles just two months later we

motorcycles just two months later we took off and only 6,000 kilometers later

took off and only 6,000 kilometers later

took off and only 6,000 kilometers later just as we had crossed the Caucasian

just as we had crossed the Caucasian

just as we had crossed the Caucasian mountains my motorcycle was already a

mountains my motorcycle was already a

mountains my motorcycle was already a total write-off

total write-off

total write-off so since I’m neither a mechanic and nor

so since I’m neither a mechanic and nor

so since I’m neither a mechanic and nor a motorcyclist at this point I’m totally

a motorcyclist at this point I’m totally

a motorcyclist at this point I’m totally thrown back to my simplest devices to

thrown back to my simplest devices to

thrown back to my simplest devices to understand what just happened

understand what just happened

understand what just happened so the motorcycle was basically bursting

so the motorcycle was basically bursting

so the motorcycle was basically bursting out in the sudden and dragging me from

out in the sudden and dragging me from

out in the sudden and dragging me from the left

the left

the left to the right throughout a course of

to the right throughout a course of

to the right throughout a course of about 500 meters and you have to imagine

about 500 meters and you have to imagine

about 500 meters and you have to imagine the motorcycle you just saw weighs about

the motorcycle you just saw weighs about

the motorcycle you just saw weighs about half a ton at least fully loaded so we

half a ton at least fully loaded so we

half a ton at least fully loaded so we start reading the signs

start reading the signs

start reading the signs piece by piece and step by step we move

piece by piece and step by step we move

piece by piece and step by step we move on we take down the cylinder heads we

on we take down the cylinder heads we

on we take down the cylinder heads we take down the cylinders gearbox and the

take down the cylinders gearbox and the

take down the cylinders gearbox and the goes inspection until we can finally

goes inspection until we can finally

goes inspection until we can finally indicate it’s a broken crankshaft and

indicate it’s a broken crankshaft and

indicate it’s a broken crankshaft and this looks something like this and it’s

this looks something like this and it’s

this looks something like this and it’s not supposed to be bent on the left side

not supposed to be bent on the left side

not supposed to be bent on the left side we have had a couple of minor breakdowns

we have had a couple of minor breakdowns

we have had a couple of minor breakdowns before which we were able to fix but

before which we were able to fix but

before which we were able to fix but what my motorcycle needs now basically

what my motorcycle needs now basically

what my motorcycle needs now basically is a heart transplant and I know

is a heart transplant and I know

is a heart transplant and I know unfortunately by the top of my head that

unfortunately by the top of my head that

unfortunately by the top of my head that we don’t carry another spare heart just

we don’t carry another spare heart just

we don’t carry another spare heart just like that with us so I hope that the

like that with us so I hope that the

like that with us so I hope that the others wouldn’t abandon me and the

others wouldn’t abandon me and the

others wouldn’t abandon me and the broken bike right on the spot we didn’t

broken bike right on the spot we didn’t

broken bike right on the spot we didn’t thank you this was our first major

thank you this was our first major

thank you this was our first major mechanical breakdown it was the first

mechanical breakdown it was the first

mechanical breakdown it was the first time that we seriously had to question

time that we seriously had to question

time that we seriously had to question ourselves is this journey over like what

ourselves is this journey over like what

ourselves is this journey over like what does New York even mean right now this

does New York even mean right now this

does New York even mean right now this is very far away we have a very fuzzy

is very far away we have a very fuzzy

is very far away we have a very fuzzy picture of it what we did have in front

picture of it what we did have in front

picture of it what we did have in front of us was a milestone we were in Russia

of us was a milestone we were in Russia

of us was a milestone we were in Russia and perhaps you’ve also seen or heard

and perhaps you’ve also seen or heard

and perhaps you’ve also seen or heard about this movies show you about how

about this movies show you about how

about this movies show you about how people get attacked by the Russian mafia

people get attacked by the Russian mafia

people get attacked by the Russian mafia YouTube is full with drunk drivers this

YouTube is full with drunk drivers this

YouTube is full with drunk drivers this is the information we had

is the information we had

is the information we had but what we’re actually looking at is a

but what we’re actually looking at is a

but what we’re actually looking at is a logical breakdown like a problem with

logical breakdown like a problem with

logical breakdown like a problem with the machine a lot of people piling up on

the machine a lot of people piling up on

the machine a lot of people piling up on the side of the road asking if they can

the side of the road asking if they can

the side of the road asking if they can help us out someone drives us to the

help us out someone drives us to the

help us out someone drives us to the next settlement to the local mechanic we

next settlement to the local mechanic we

next settlement to the local mechanic we meet Leonid who is luckily an expert in

meet Leonid who is luckily an expert in

meet Leonid who is luckily an expert in euro 650 he gives us a free lesson in

euro 650 he gives us a free lesson in

euro 650 he gives us a free lesson in how to fix a crankshaft he offers us a

how to fix a crankshaft he offers us a

how to fix a crankshaft he offers us a place to stay for the night the chance

place to stay for the night the chance

place to stay for the night the chance to take a shower which is appreciated

to take a shower which is appreciated

to take a shower which is appreciated when you’re on the road and with a new

when you’re on the road and with a new

when you’re on the road and with a new confidence and how to fix and with a

confidence and how to fix and with a

confidence and how to fix and with a really nice story of what people are

really nice story of what people are

really nice story of what people are like in Russia we park our side cars and

like in Russia we park our side cars and

like in Russia we park our side cars and we continue for New York okay now I feel

we continue for New York okay now I feel

we continue for New York okay now I feel prepared but I secretly hope that we

prepared but I secretly hope that we

prepared but I secretly hope that we don’t ever ever ever have to apply our

don’t ever ever ever have to apply our

don’t ever ever ever have to apply our crankshaft skills again 3,000 kilometers

crankshaft skills again 3,000 kilometers

crankshaft skills again 3,000 kilometers and 92 breakdowns later in the north of

and 92 breakdowns later in the north of

and 92 breakdowns later in the north of Kazakhstan and crankshaft number two’s

Kazakhstan and crankshaft number two’s

Kazakhstan and crankshaft number two’s lets us write into our faces well

lets us write into our faces well

lets us write into our faces well luckily it’s not me this time and as it

luckily it’s not me this time and as it

luckily it’s not me this time and as it happens

happens

happens local bikers pick us up bring us to

local bikers pick us up bring us to

local bikers pick us up bring us to their Clubhouse and we’re ready to take

their Clubhouse and we’re ready to take

their Clubhouse and we’re ready to take another engine apart unexpectedly next

another engine apart unexpectedly next

another engine apart unexpectedly next morning migration police stands in front

morning migration police stands in front

morning migration police stands in front of the door and wants to see our

of the door and wants to see our

of the door and wants to see our documents okay this is basically no

documents okay this is basically no

documents okay this is basically no problem because we have five valid visas

problem because we have five valid visas

problem because we have five valid visas we have registered at the port of entry

we have registered at the port of entry

we have registered at the port of entry and we haven’t overstayed a visa time

and we haven’t overstayed a visa time

and we haven’t overstayed a visa time yet well soon enough both of them are

yet well soon enough both of them are

yet well soon enough both of them are signal

signal

signal that we’re in deep trouble because they

that we’re in deep trouble because they

that we’re in deep trouble because they have discovered that Elizabeth and me

have discovered that Elizabeth and me

have discovered that Elizabeth and me are missing another stamp in our visa

are missing another stamp in our visa

are missing another stamp in our visa document which is supposed to Marcus

document which is supposed to Marcus

document which is supposed to Marcus registered in their country still I’ve

registered in their country still I’ve

registered in their country still I’ve difficulties taking the two officers

difficulties taking the two officers

difficulties taking the two officers seriously until we find ourselves just

seriously until we find ourselves just

seriously until we find ourselves just two days later in front of court facing

two days later in front of court facing

two days later in front of court facing a whole trial so we were quite confident

a whole trial so we were quite confident

a whole trial so we were quite confident by now to use the Russian hammer and to

by now to use the Russian hammer and to

by now to use the Russian hammer and to fix a crankshaft so we were not really

fix a crankshaft so we were not really

fix a crankshaft so we were not really expecting to run into a bureaucratic old

expecting to run into a bureaucratic old

expecting to run into a bureaucratic old breakdown like we had followed all the

breakdown like we had followed all the

breakdown like we had followed all the logical steps we knew that this kind of

logical steps we knew that this kind of

logical steps we knew that this kind of social construct is there to keep

social construct is there to keep

social construct is there to keep everything in logical order and we

everything in logical order and we

everything in logical order and we really had difficulties taking the whole

really had difficulties taking the whole

really had difficulties taking the whole situation seriously we thought it was a

situation seriously we thought it was a

situation seriously we thought it was a joke and it was totally not clear like

joke and it was totally not clear like

joke and it was totally not clear like you go in front of court people are

you go in front of court people are

you go in front of court people are speaking different languages to you you

speaking different languages to you you

speaking different languages to you you have no chance to defend yourself if we

have no chance to defend yourself if we

have no chance to defend yourself if we had not met bikers in Kazakhstan who

had not met bikers in Kazakhstan who

had not met bikers in Kazakhstan who again they found us funny with the euros

again they found us funny with the euros

again they found us funny with the euros and who empathized with us maybe we

and who empathized with us maybe we

and who empathized with us maybe we would have not found a translator and a

would have not found a translator and a

would have not found a translator and a lawyer but luckily we did thanks to them

lawyer but luckily we did thanks to them

lawyer but luckily we did thanks to them and soon enough we were in front of

and soon enough we were in front of

and soon enough we were in front of court presenting our international

court presenting our international

court presenting our international project of trying to go to New York to

project of trying to go to New York to

project of trying to go to New York to the judge in Kazakhstan this was a good

the judge in Kazakhstan this was a good

the judge in Kazakhstan this was a good point of discussion he was quite

point of discussion he was quite

point of discussion he was quite impressed I think and he thought that

impressed I think and he thought that

impressed I think and he thought that the girls are probably honest girls and

the girls are probably honest girls and

the girls are probably honest girls and nice girls and since they’re artists

nice girls and since they’re artists

nice girls and since they’re artists maybe they should also make him a

maybe they should also make him a

maybe they should also make him a painting and

painting and

painting and he let them go on their way so we try to

he let them go on their way so we try to

he let them go on their way so we try to let go of the border guards mistake and

let go of the border guards mistake and

let go of the border guards mistake and this interesting judge we make sure to

this interesting judge we make sure to

this interesting judge we make sure to double-check our visa papers the next

double-check our visa papers the next

double-check our visa papers the next time that we reach a border and we

time that we reach a border and we

time that we reach a border and we continue going to New York 9,000

continue going to New York 9,000

continue going to New York 9,000 kilometers 225 breakdowns later we reach

kilometers 225 breakdowns later we reach

kilometers 225 breakdowns later we reach the Far East of Russia here I feel

the Far East of Russia here I feel

the Far East of Russia here I feel really confident since bureaucracy is

really confident since bureaucracy is

really confident since bureaucracy is basically non-existent so the condition

basically non-existent so the condition

basically non-existent so the condition lying ahead you have to imagine there

lying ahead you have to imagine there

lying ahead you have to imagine there are no roads at some point there are no

are no roads at some point there are no

are no roads at some point there are no shops there are no gas stations there’s

shops there are no gas stations there’s

shops there are no gas stations there’s no civilization there’s no phone signal

no civilization there’s no phone signal

no civilization there’s no phone signal so basically there is no nothing except

so basically there is no nothing except

so basically there is no nothing except from some tracks through the bushes and

from some tracks through the bushes and

from some tracks through the bushes and icy rivers and a whole army of

icy rivers and a whole army of

icy rivers and a whole army of mosquitoes ready to make us an end so

mosquitoes ready to make us an end so

mosquitoes ready to make us an end so through this kind of territory we’re

through this kind of territory we’re

through this kind of territory we’re moving on to finally discover that we

moving on to finally discover that we

moving on to finally discover that we are heavily underprepared at day four we

are heavily underprepared at day four we

are heavily underprepared at day four we start rationing our food at day seven

start rationing our food at day seven

start rationing our food at day seven rerun completely out of food

rerun completely out of food

rerun completely out of food still having 80 kilometres of widen as

still having 80 kilometres of widen as

still having 80 kilometres of widen as ahead of us still we want to move on and

ahead of us still we want to move on and

ahead of us still we want to move on and don’t leave our bikes behind so we keep

don’t leave our bikes behind so we keep

don’t leave our bikes behind so we keep dragging them through one ice-cold river

dragging them through one ice-cold river

dragging them through one ice-cold river after the other to do so first one

after the other to do so first one

after the other to do so first one person has to cross the river with a

person has to cross the river with a

person has to cross the river with a pulley system and a rope and install it

pulley system and a rope and install it

pulley system and a rope and install it somewhere on the bushes on the other

somewhere on the bushes on the other

somewhere on the bushes on the other side then four times we’re draining oil

side then four times we’re draining oil

side then four times we’re draining oil and gas from the motorcycles four times

and gas from the motorcycles four times

and gas from the motorcycles four times wenting the whole site cars four times

wenting the whole site cars four times

wenting the whole site cars four times we pull and push half a tonne of

we pull and push half a tonne of

we pull and push half a tonne of motorcycle and luggage across the water

motorcycle and luggage across the water

motorcycle and luggage across the water this always takes us 24 hours a day 8

this always takes us 24 hours a day 8

this always takes us 24 hours a day 8 another river crossing we’re completely

another river crossing we’re completely

another river crossing we’re completely exhausted and weakened from hunger still

exhausted and weakened from hunger still

exhausted and weakened from hunger still going on and not ready to abandon our

going on and not ready to abandon our

going on and not ready to abandon our bikes yet until the very end at day 10

bikes yet until the very end at day 10

bikes yet until the very end at day 10 all of this becomes totally irrelevant

all of this becomes totally irrelevant

all of this becomes totally irrelevant since our petrol resources have come to

since our petrol resources have come to

since our petrol resources have come to an end

an end

an end finally we leave behind all the

finally we leave behind all the

finally we leave behind all the motorcycles and keep walking towards New

motorcycles and keep walking towards New

motorcycles and keep walking towards New York

York

York yeah we luckily didn’t have to walk the

yeah we luckily didn’t have to walk the

yeah we luckily didn’t have to walk the next 20,000 kilometers as soon as we

next 20,000 kilometers as soon as we

next 20,000 kilometers as soon as we walked into the next settlement with a

walked into the next settlement with a

walked into the next settlement with a petrol cannister in each hand like the

petrol cannister in each hand like the

petrol cannister in each hand like the locals knew that these so-called Germans

locals knew that these so-called Germans

locals knew that these so-called Germans with their Ural motorcycles they they

with their Ural motorcycles they they

with their Ural motorcycles they they look quite funny not the typical

look quite funny not the typical

look quite funny not the typical tourists maybe we should help them out

tourists maybe we should help them out

tourists maybe we should help them out so soon enough we were making plans with

so soon enough we were making plans with

so soon enough we were making plans with our new friends and we went back to

our new friends and we went back to

our new friends and we went back to recover the bytes so what we had now was

recover the bytes so what we had now was

recover the bytes so what we had now was not to deal with the mechanical logic

not to deal with the mechanical logic

not to deal with the mechanical logic the logic of the corral or the logic or

the logic of the corral or the logic or

the logic of the corral or the logic or irrational factor of a bureaucratic

irrational factor of a bureaucratic

irrational factor of a bureaucratic whole system but we really had to deal

whole system but we really had to deal

whole system but we really had to deal with the uncompromising logic of nature

with the uncompromising logic of nature

with the uncompromising logic of nature and with our own physical weakness and

and with our own physical weakness and

and with our own physical weakness and it was really important to realise what

it was really important to realise what

it was really important to realise what each person’s strengths and weaknesses

each person’s strengths and weaknesses

each person’s strengths and weaknesses are within the group to make solution

are within the group to make solution

are within the group to make solution finding as efficient as possible and to

finding as efficient as possible and to

finding as efficient as possible and to let go of this idea that okay and really

let go of this idea that okay and really

let go of this idea that okay and really hungry now because it was not really an

hungry now because it was not really an

hungry now because it was not really an option to set up camp there and pick

option to set up camp there and pick

option to set up camp there and pick blueberries for the rest of our lives

blueberries for the rest of our lives

blueberries for the rest of our lives like our parents wanted to see us at

like our parents wanted to see us at

like our parents wanted to see us at some point also so with a completely new

some point also so with a completely new

some point also so with a completely new understanding of what remote areas mean

understanding of what remote areas mean

understanding of what remote areas mean and what teamwork should function like

and what teamwork should function like

and what teamwork should function like we packed our sidecars again and we

we packed our sidecars again and we

we packed our sidecars again and we tried to get to New York 25,000

tried to get to New York 25,000

tried to get to New York 25,000 kilometers and 430 breakdowns after

kilometers and 430 breakdowns after

kilometers and 430 breakdowns after having left halahala

having left halahala

having left halahala road simply end in the furthest east of

road simply end in the furthest east of

road simply end in the furthest east of Russia so now our journey was not God

Russia so now our journey was not God

Russia so now our journey was not God not anymore about going on the land way

not anymore about going on the land way

not anymore about going on the land way basically instead we decided to go

basically instead we decided to go

basically instead we decided to go further on the waterway to New York to

further on the waterway to New York to

further on the waterway to New York to do so we invent we invent a most basic

do so we invent we invent a most basic

do so we invent we invent a most basic propeller construction which actually

propeller construction which actually

propeller construction which actually can be driven by the motorcycles own

can be driven by the motorcycles own

can be driven by the motorcycles own engine and with the help of eight

engine and with the help of eight

engine and with the help of eight inflatable pontoons

inflatable pontoons

inflatable pontoons we built a mega float and simply make a

we built a mega float and simply make a

we built a mega float and simply make a motorcycle swim

motorcycle swim

motorcycle swim simply simply so of course we had done

simply simply so of course we had done

simply simply so of course we had done some quite intense research before going

some quite intense research before going

some quite intense research before going on one of the biggest rivers in Russia

on one of the biggest rivers in Russia

on one of the biggest rivers in Russia 1600 kilometers down towards the Arctic

1600 kilometers down towards the Arctic

1600 kilometers down towards the Arctic Ocean because it was not quite our plan

Ocean because it was not quite our plan

Ocean because it was not quite our plan to get killed over here so what we’re

to get killed over here so what we’re

to get killed over here so what we’re facing now on the river are basically

facing now on the river are basically

facing now on the river are basically huge tree trunks floating on the water a

huge tree trunks floating on the water a

huge tree trunks floating on the water a lot of sand bench is basically appearing

lot of sand bench is basically appearing

lot of sand bench is basically appearing out of nowhere and Psyche currents that

out of nowhere and Psyche currents that

out of nowhere and Psyche currents that could make you easily strand so

could make you easily strand so

could make you easily strand so navigating this whole thing was quite a

navigating this whole thing was quite a

navigating this whole thing was quite a new challenge for us so you have to

new challenge for us so you have to

new challenge for us so you have to imagine you have two bikes on the right

imagine you have two bikes on the right

imagine you have two bikes on the right side and two bikes on the left side and

side and two bikes on the left side and

side and two bikes on the left side and it works basically like a tank so if

it works basically like a tank so if

it works basically like a tank so if your seller ate on the right side you

your seller ate on the right side you

your seller ate on the right side you would turn left and the other way around

would turn left and the other way around

would turn left and the other way around but the one big difference is that we’re

but the one big difference is that we’re

but the one big difference is that we’re trying to steer here one vehicle with

trying to steer here one vehicle with

trying to steer here one vehicle with four motorcycles so at one point we

four motorcycles so at one point we

four motorcycles so at one point we decide we need captain so one of the

decide we need captain so one of the

decide we need captain so one of the group stands in the very front ok stands

group stands in the very front ok stands

group stands in the very front ok stands in the very front of our float giving

in the very front of our float giving

in the very front of our float giving instructions on which side to accelerate

instructions on which side to accelerate

instructions on which side to accelerate and which side to slow down and would

and which side to slow down and would

and which side to slow down and would yell at you in the next moment that

yell at you in the next moment that

yell at you in the next moment that there’s a sand Banja head and we have to

there’s a sand Banja head and we have to

there’s a sand Banja head and we have to pass it on this left side otherwise we

pass it on this left side otherwise we

pass it on this left side otherwise we are going to hit it and so turn gas on

are going to hit it and so turn gas on

are going to hit it and so turn gas on what are you waiting for

what are you waiting for

what are you waiting for turn the gas up turn the gas up at this

turn the gas up turn the gas up at this

turn the gas up turn the gas up at this moment we already hit the sand bench and

moment we already hit the sand bench and

moment we already hit the sand bench and get stuck in the middle of the freaking

get stuck in the middle of the freaking

get stuck in the middle of the freaking river I feel somehow it’s not my

river I feel somehow it’s not my

river I feel somehow it’s not my decision anymore where I want to go but

decision anymore where I want to go but

decision anymore where I want to go but somehow we are going to New York we were

somehow we are going to New York we were

somehow we are going to New York we were quite comfortable by now with all of our

quite comfortable by now with all of our

quite comfortable by now with all of our mechanical problems and our bureaucratic

mechanical problems and our bureaucratic

mechanical problems and our bureaucratic old problems and we thought we know how

old problems and we thought we know how

old problems and we thought we know how to work together and how to adapt quite

to work together and how to adapt quite

to work together and how to adapt quite fast to landscape conditions so we were

fast to landscape conditions so we were

fast to landscape conditions so we were really not expecting that things would

really not expecting that things would

really not expecting that things would turn out like this we were used to

turn out like this we were used to

turn out like this we were used to driving individually before you have to

driving individually before you have to

driving individually before you have to imagine that having a helmet over your

imagine that having a helmet over your

imagine that having a helmet over your head is the only

head is the only

head is the only a sense of privacy that you get it’s

a sense of privacy that you get it’s

a sense of privacy that you get it’s like your own room but now helmets are

like your own room but now helmets are

like your own room but now helmets are off all we have is this beautiful life

off all we have is this beautiful life

off all we have is this beautiful life vest and we are all trapped together in

vest and we are all trapped together in

vest and we are all trapped together in this really small space for one month

this really small space for one month

this really small space for one month there is no possibility of stepping off

there is no possibility of stepping off

there is no possibility of stepping off of the float there is no door there is

of the float there is no door there is

of the float there is no door there is no floor there’s just a really strong

no floor there’s just a really strong

no floor there’s just a really strong current like you have to stick together

current like you have to stick together

current like you have to stick together you have to figure out a way that for

you have to figure out a way that for

you have to figure out a way that for brains are functioning as one organism

brains are functioning as one organism

brains are functioning as one organism now and it really takes a lot of effort

now and it really takes a lot of effort

now and it really takes a lot of effort to realize that this captain in the

to realize that this captain in the

to realize that this captain in the front he is not yelling at me because I

front he is not yelling at me because I

front he is not yelling at me because I have to I did something wrong he’s

have to I did something wrong he’s

have to I did something wrong he’s yelling because if I don’t start the

yelling because if I don’t start the

yelling because if I don’t start the engine

engine

engine we will probably hit the sand bench or

we will probably hit the sand bench or

we will probably hit the sand bench or we can rip the float in two and each

we can rip the float in two and each

we can rip the float in two and each person floats his own way down the

person floats his own way down the

person floats his own way down the Arctic Ocean and that was not really an

Arctic Ocean and that was not really an

Arctic Ocean and that was not really an option

option

option I guess so with a new understanding of

I guess so with a new understanding of

I guess so with a new understanding of what privacy means in this sense we put

what privacy means in this sense we put

what privacy means in this sense we put our side cars back on wheels and we

our side cars back on wheels and we

our side cars back on wheels and we headed for New York finally back on

headed for New York finally back on

headed for New York finally back on solid ground we enter a military zone

solid ground we enter a military zone

solid ground we enter a military zone and the remoteness of Russia now there

and the remoteness of Russia now there

and the remoteness of Russia now there are just 1,200 kilometers of plain

are just 1,200 kilometers of plain

are just 1,200 kilometers of plain tundra and a hundred of hundred and

tundra and a hundred of hundred and

tundra and a hundred of hundred and fifty rivers separating us from Bering

fifty rivers separating us from Bering

fifty rivers separating us from Bering Strait 21 days of visa time are left so

Strait 21 days of visa time are left so

Strait 21 days of visa time are left so we know we have to hurry in order to

we know we have to hurry in order to

we know we have to hurry in order to cross all these rivers so therefore we

cross all these rivers so therefore we

cross all these rivers so therefore we built a ferry boat construction out of

built a ferry boat construction out of

built a ferry boat construction out of our remaining pontoons and some scrap

our remaining pontoons and some scrap

our remaining pontoons and some scrap metal which we found on the way and try

metal which we found on the way and try

metal which we found on the way and try to make it more efficient crossing the

to make it more efficient crossing the

to make it more efficient crossing the rivers also we make a deal with the

rivers also we make a deal with the

rivers also we make a deal with the local truckers so we arrange for 800

local truckers so we arrange for 800

local truckers so we arrange for 800 liters of gas and four barrels like this

liters of gas and four barrels like this

liters of gas and four barrels like this and they would drop them off along the

and they would drop them off along the

and they would drop them off along the way towards Bering Strait last but not

way towards Bering Strait last but not

way towards Bering Strait last but not least thanks to the never-ending

least thanks to the never-ending

least thanks to the never-ending resources of the Russian military we’re

resources of the Russian military we’re

resources of the Russian military we’re also very well stocked with food and

also very well stocked with food and

also very well stocked with food and spare parts and somehow with camouflage

spare parts and somehow with camouflage

spare parts and somehow with camouflage unaware

thirteen days of visa time left and

thirteen days of visa time left and heavy rain starts falling within a

heavy rain starts falling within a

heavy rain starts falling within a couple of hours the whole settlement is

couple of hours the whole settlement is

couple of hours the whole settlement is flooded and the officials call out the

flooded and the officials call out the

flooded and the officials call out the state of emergency and close down the

state of emergency and close down the

state of emergency and close down the whole place days and days pass and our

whole place days and days pass and our

whole place days and days pass and our mood is constantly dropping until we

mood is constantly dropping until we

mood is constantly dropping until we finally can leave off into the wild

finally can leave off into the wild

finally can leave off into the wild earnest we go 200 kilometers and one

earnest we go 200 kilometers and one

earnest we go 200 kilometers and one broken clutch later retract in the

broken clutch later retract in the

broken clutch later retract in the middle of the tundra at the very end of

middle of the tundra at the very end of

middle of the tundra at the very end of the world

the world

the world finally we give out and a final SOS call

finally we give out and a final SOS call

finally we give out and a final SOS call and having the Russian military rescuing

and having the Russian military rescuing

and having the Russian military rescuing us we were like this close to Bering

us we were like this close to Bering

us we were like this close to Bering Strait this was the closest we could get

Strait this was the closest we could get

Strait this was the closest we could get and it was really frustrating to see

and it was really frustrating to see

and it was really frustrating to see that okay we had all these breakdowns so

that okay we had all these breakdowns so

that okay we had all these breakdowns so far and we could overcome them one by

far and we could overcome them one by

far and we could overcome them one by one but suddenly everything is piling up

one but suddenly everything is piling up

one but suddenly everything is piling up and at some point you have to accept

and at some point you have to accept

and at some point you have to accept that there is a border like this is

that there is a border like this is

that there is a border like this is exactly what we wanted to do go out

exactly what we wanted to do go out

exactly what we wanted to do go out there and realize what our own

there and realize what our own

there and realize what our own foreigners are and we found it at this

foreigners are and we found it at this

foreigners are and we found it at this point but you have a choice you can

point but you have a choice you can

point but you have a choice you can always sink pack your bags and go home

always sink pack your bags and go home

always sink pack your bags and go home or crawl into a hole or you can keep

or crawl into a hole or you can keep

or crawl into a hole or you can keep trying to go to New York like there was

trying to go to New York like there was

trying to go to New York like there was a lot of people had wanted to see us

a lot of people had wanted to see us

a lot of people had wanted to see us there we met a lot of people along the

there we met a lot of people along the

there we met a lot of people along the way and at that point we also wanted to

way and at that point we also wanted to

way and at that point we also wanted to get there so we put our side cars in

get there so we put our side cars in

get there so we put our side cars in containers if someone is interested in

containers if someone is interested in

containers if someone is interested in going to Bering Strait you can talk with

going to Bering Strait you can talk with

going to Bering Strait you can talk with us later we we put ourselves on a plane

us later we we put ourselves on a plane

us later we we put ourselves on a plane and we flew to Alaska because we were

and we flew to Alaska because we were

and we flew to Alaska because we were going to New York January 10th

January 10th 2017 and we’ll make our

January 10th 2017 and we’ll make our final steps into New York on the land

final steps into New York on the land

final steps into New York on the land way and it seems to me that we are

way and it seems to me that we are

way and it seems to me that we are watching upon our arrival here just as

watching upon our arrival here just as

watching upon our arrival here just as disbelieving as the people in the

disbelieving as the people in the

disbelieving as the people in the streets are staring back at us 45,000

streets are staring back at us 45,000

streets are staring back at us 45,000 kilometers on motorcycles two and a half

kilometers on motorcycles two and a half

kilometers on motorcycles two and a half years of constant fixing and a hell of a

years of constant fixing and a hell of a

years of constant fixing and a hell of a ride later we still don’t see ourselves

ride later we still don’t see ourselves

ride later we still don’t see ourselves as mechanics we still don’t find that we

as mechanics we still don’t find that we

as mechanics we still don’t find that we are motorcyclists neither we are

are motorcyclists neither we are

are motorcyclists neither we are therapists or bureaucrats but what made

therapists or bureaucrats but what made

therapists or bureaucrats but what made what made us five go around the world in

what made us five go around the world in

what made us five go around the world in one piece is most of all the

one piece is most of all the

one piece is most of all the participation of all the people like

participation of all the people like

participation of all the people like Leonid the master mechanic from Russia

Leonid the master mechanic from Russia

Leonid the master mechanic from Russia or the Cossack bikers because they

or the Cossack bikers because they

or the Cossack bikers because they supported all of them the idea of going

supported all of them the idea of going

supported all of them the idea of going out and exploring foreign territories in

out and exploring foreign territories in

out and exploring foreign territories in order to gain all this very vital force

order to gain all this very vital force

order to gain all this very vital force and information together with them we

and information together with them we

and information together with them we made the effort to change and to shift

made the effort to change and to shift

made the effort to change and to shift our perspective towards all these

our perspective towards all these

our perspective towards all these breakdowns and face them thereby so it’s

breakdowns and face them thereby so it’s

breakdowns and face them thereby so it’s basically clear that New York our final

basically clear that New York our final

basically clear that New York our final destination is just the Kickstarter to

destination is just the Kickstarter to

destination is just the Kickstarter to go out and to collect all these

go out and to collect all these

go out and to collect all these milestones along the way because what we

milestones along the way because what we

milestones along the way because what we are now is confident that failing is

are now is confident that failing is

are now is confident that failing is exactly this process of collecting all

exactly this process of collecting all

exactly this process of collecting all those milestones along the way in order

those milestones along the way in order

those milestones along the way in order to keep away from failure thank you

to keep away from failure thank you

to keep away from failure thank you [Applause]

[Applause]

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