
I know too many are taken by the waves dragged asunder by the vicious current
dragged asunder by the vicious current
dragged asunder by the vicious current helpless people overcome but can we talk
helpless people overcome but can we talk
helpless people overcome but can we talk about the real stuff living in the deep
about the real stuff living in the deep
about the real stuff living in the deep blue sea it’s not the cutesy propaganda
blue sea it’s not the cutesy propaganda
blue sea it’s not the cutesy propaganda that Finding Nemo led you to believe
that Finding Nemo led you to believe
that Finding Nemo led you to believe there are millions of hellish creatures
there are millions of hellish creatures
there are millions of hellish creatures living down below exhibit a mouth
living down below exhibit a mouth
living down below exhibit a mouth brooders a type of cichlid the female
brooders a type of cichlid the female
brooders a type of cichlid the female Mouse reader carries unfertilized eggs
Mouse reader carries unfertilized eggs
Mouse reader carries unfertilized eggs in her mouth while the male mouth
in her mouth while the male mouth
in her mouth while the male mouth brooder has genitals that look
brooder has genitals that look
brooder has genitals that look surprisingly and startling ly like eggs
surprisingly and startling ly like eggs
surprisingly and startling ly like eggs when the female mouth breeder catches
when the female mouth breeder catches
when the female mouth breeder catches sight of a seemingly free-floating and
sight of a seemingly free-floating and
sight of a seemingly free-floating and vulnerable egg she will immediately swim
vulnerable egg she will immediately swim
vulnerable egg she will immediately swim up to it to save it at which point the
up to it to save it at which point the
up to it to save it at which point the male mouth Rooter will shoot a load in
male mouth Rooter will shoot a load in
male mouth Rooter will shoot a load in her mouth
her mouth
her mouth gross Exhibit B the frilled shark has
gross Exhibit B the frilled shark has
gross Exhibit B the frilled shark has three pointed teeth and probably a bad
three pointed teeth and probably a bad
three pointed teeth and probably a bad attitude the gulper eel can unhinge its
attitude the gulper eel can unhinge its
attitude the gulper eel can unhinge its jaw so that it can eat prey that it’s
jaw so that it can eat prey that it’s
jaw so that it can eat prey that it’s already gigantic mouth should be able to
already gigantic mouth should be able to
already gigantic mouth should be able to eat the goblin shark will it detached
eat the goblin shark will it detached
eat the goblin shark will it detached its entire damn face from the rest of
its entire damn face from the rest of
its entire damn face from the rest of its body in order to catch a meal I wish
its body in order to catch a meal I wish
its body in order to catch a meal I wish I had pictures to show you so that you
I had pictures to show you so that you
I had pictures to show you so that you can understand the gravity of existing
can understand the gravity of existing
can understand the gravity of existing creatures that can eat things they have
creatures that can eat things they have
creatures that can eat things they have no business eating such as volcanic ash
no business eating such as volcanic ash
no business eating such as volcanic ash and saw hydrogen sulfide exhibits see
and saw hydrogen sulfide exhibits see
and saw hydrogen sulfide exhibits see did you know that the ocean floor has
did you know that the ocean floor has
did you know that the ocean floor has sulphuric vents and volcanoes yeah the
sulphuric vents and volcanoes yeah the
sulphuric vents and volcanoes yeah the ocean deep has actively exploding
ocean deep has actively exploding
ocean deep has actively exploding volcanoes that spew hot lava and boiling
volcanoes that spew hot lava and boiling
volcanoes that spew hot lava and boiling sulfur into the surrounding water that
sulfur into the surrounding water that
sulfur into the surrounding water that is almost a literal description of
is almost a literal description of
is almost a literal description of Christian biblical hell see also
Christian biblical hell see also
Christian biblical hell see also Revelations 21 verse 8 and the fearful
Revelations 21 verse 8 and the fearful
Revelations 21 verse 8 and the fearful and the unbelieving shall have that
and the unbelieving shall have that
and the unbelieving shall have that place in the lake which burneth with
place in the lake which burneth with
place in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone
fire and brimstone
fire and brimstone [Music]
Exhibit D after about a thousand meters
Exhibit D after about a thousand meters of ocean like can no longer penetrate
of ocean like can no longer penetrate
of ocean like can no longer penetrate the surface water pressure skyrockets
the surface water pressure skyrockets
the surface water pressure skyrockets enough to flatten a semi-truck in tune
enough to flatten a semi-truck in tune
enough to flatten a semi-truck in tune on Imagine gallons of water coming at
on Imagine gallons of water coming at
on Imagine gallons of water coming at you from all sides you lose sight of the
you from all sides you lose sight of the
you from all sides you lose sight of the sky up and down become completely
sky up and down become completely
sky up and down become completely arbitrary in this twilight zone this
arbitrary in this twilight zone this
arbitrary in this twilight zone this this is a darkness that we fear this
this is a darkness that we fear this
this is a darkness that we fear this hellhole of an environment these
hellhole of an environment these
hellhole of an environment these nightmares live down there this monster
nightmares live down there this monster
nightmares live down there this monster set up shop down there these creatures
set up shop down there these creatures
set up shop down there these creatures just sort of kick it down there even at
just sort of kick it down there even at
just sort of kick it down there even at its darkest depths life will still
its darkest depths life will still
its darkest depths life will still persist when the eggs hatch the female
persist when the eggs hatch the female
persist when the eggs hatch the female mouth brooder will die but this is the
mouth brooder will die but this is the
mouth brooder will die but this is the sort of sacrifice for the continuance of
sort of sacrifice for the continuance of
sort of sacrifice for the continuance of life that she will be willing to make
life that she will be willing to make
life that she will be willing to make every single time ocean mouths prove
every single time ocean mouths prove
every single time ocean mouths prove that these weird head holes that we have
that these weird head holes that we have
that these weird head holes that we have they can be pretty dang useful if we put
they can be pretty dang useful if we put
they can be pretty dang useful if we put them to the right purpose flat worms
them to the right purpose flat worms
them to the right purpose flat worms have evolved to be able to survive in
have evolved to be able to survive in
have evolved to be able to survive in the boiling hot temperatures gliding up
the boiling hot temperatures gliding up
the boiling hot temperatures gliding up and over underwater volcanoes shrimp
and over underwater volcanoes shrimp
and over underwater volcanoes shrimp have adapted to consume the deadly glad
have adapted to consume the deadly glad
have adapted to consume the deadly glad gases and survive the boiling hot
gases and survive the boiling hot
gases and survive the boiling hot temperatures that would otherwise cook
temperatures that would otherwise cook
temperatures that would otherwise cook them giant tubeworms utilize
them giant tubeworms utilize
them giant tubeworms utilize chemosynthesis to obtain all of the
chemosynthesis to obtain all of the
chemosynthesis to obtain all of the nutrients they would need from sunlight
nutrients they would need from sunlight
nutrients they would need from sunlight but can’t get at these depths in the
but can’t get at these depths in the
but can’t get at these depths in the vast and wild darkness deep sea
vast and wild darkness deep sea
vast and wild darkness deep sea creatures have learned how to make their
creatures have learned how to make their
creatures have learned how to make their own light bioluminescence is the result
own light bioluminescence is the result
own light bioluminescence is the result of repurposed deadly bacteria which
of repurposed deadly bacteria which
of repurposed deadly bacteria which allows a fish to glow in the dark to say
allows a fish to glow in the dark to say
allows a fish to glow in the dark to say to every other fish down there I’m still
to every other fish down there I’m still
to every other fish down there I’m still here you haven’t gotten rid of me yet it
here you haven’t gotten rid of me yet it
here you haven’t gotten rid of me yet it is the most important method of
is the most important method of
is the most important method of communication on earth millions of
communication on earth millions of
communication on earth millions of twinkling lives refusing to simply quiet
twinkling lives refusing to simply quiet
twinkling lives refusing to simply quiet for the dark I know I know that you’re
for the dark I know I know that you’re
for the dark I know I know that you’re scared and anxious and tired and it has
scared and anxious and tired and it has
scared and anxious and tired and it has been so long since you’ve been on land
been so long since you’ve been on land
been so long since you’ve been on land it’s been so long that you have been
it’s been so long that you have been
it’s been so long that you have been treading water but it’s your most basic
treading water but it’s your most basic
treading water but it’s your most basic elements you were built to survive
elements you were built to survive
elements you were built to survive you’ve got adaptation weaved into your
you’ve got adaptation weaved into your
you’ve got adaptation weaved into your bones you are not going to be taken by
bones you are not going to be taken by
bones you are not going to be taken by these waves you will not be captured by
these waves you will not be captured by
these waves you will not be captured by the current you will not drown in this
the current you will not drown in this
the current you will not drown in this ocean because well you were made to swim
ocean because well you were made to swim
ocean because well you were made to swim thank you
thank you
thank you [Applause]
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