hi how are you fine good great we’re fine feels great to be here we are at
fine feels great to be here we are at
fine feels great to be here we are at Gothenburg Improv Theater my name is
Gothenburg Improv Theater my name is
Gothenburg Improv Theater my name is Agnes my name is Victoria I’m Anton and
Agnes my name is Victoria I’m Anton and
Agnes my name is Victoria I’m Anton and we are going to improvise for you today
we are going to improvise for you today
we are going to improvise for you today but before we do anything else
but before we do anything else
but before we do anything else we need to warm you up because improv is
we need to warm you up because improv is
we need to warm you up because improv is a quite interactive art form you will
a quite interactive art form you will
a quite interactive art form you will not need to come to onstage just you
not need to come to onstage just you
not need to come to onstage just you know but we will need to warm you up so
know but we will need to warm you up so
know but we will need to warm you up so look to your left or right if you know
look to your left or right if you know
look to your left or right if you know one is sitting on your left ask them
one is sitting on your left ask them
one is sitting on your left ask them what their name is go ahead don’t be shy
all right thank you long discussion
all right thank you long discussion thank you very much
I’m we’re gonna count to three and now
I’m we’re gonna count to three and now you’re gonna say that person’s name out
you’re gonna say that person’s name out
you’re gonna say that person’s name out loud out loud we want to hear it so one
loud out loud we want to hear it so one
loud out loud we want to hear it so one two three Jermaine Jermaine Josh :
two three Jermaine Jermaine Josh :
two three Jermaine Jermaine Josh : bashko germ a wash go Jermaine Musk oh
bashko germ a wash go Jermaine Musk oh
bashko germ a wash go Jermaine Musk oh nice nice to meet you
nice nice to meet you
nice nice to meet you now we want to know your age your
now we want to know your age your
now we want to know your age your personal age and we do not care what’s
personal age and we do not care what’s
personal age and we do not care what’s on your passport we want to know your
on your passport we want to know your
on your passport we want to know your mental age yes how old do you feel today
mental age yes how old do you feel today
mental age yes how old do you feel today right now so we’re gonna gonna count to
right now so we’re gonna gonna count to
right now so we’re gonna gonna count to three and you’re gonna say it out loud
three and you’re gonna say it out loud
three and you’re gonna say it out loud one two three 36 36 36 36 so you’re 36
one two three 36 36 36 36 so you’re 36
one two three 36 36 36 36 so you’re 36 all right good to know ah good to know
all right good to know ah good to know
all right good to know ah good to know now we know what we’re – you know yeah
now we know what we’re – you know yeah
now we know what we’re – you know yeah put the level okay and we also need to
put the level okay and we also need to
put the level okay and we also need to warm you up physically so raise your
warm you up physically so raise your
warm you up physically so raise your hands you do the jazz hands great looks
hands you do the jazz hands great looks
hands you do the jazz hands great looks good and now do this and that oh thank
good and now do this and that oh thank
good and now do this and that oh thank you that’s all perfect okay so now we
you that’s all perfect okay so now we
you that’s all perfect okay so now we are on the same side yes so
are on the same side yes so
are on the same side yes so improvisation theater many people maybe
improvisation theater many people maybe
improvisation theater many people maybe do not know what it is it is basically
do not know what it is it is basically
do not know what it is it is basically theater without a script
theater without a script
theater without a script we make up everything while we are doing
we make up everything while we are doing
we make up everything while we are doing it so we we actually don’t know what to
it so we we actually don’t know what to
it so we we actually don’t know what to do on this stage now and a couple of
do on this stage now and a couple of
do on this stage now and a couple of minutes so what we do to create improv
minutes so what we do to create improv
minutes so what we do to create improv theatre is that we saying yes to our
theatre is that we saying yes to our
theatre is that we saying yes to our partners ideas we trust our impulses and
partners ideas we trust our impulses and
partners ideas we trust our impulses and try to be spontaneous and listen very
try to be spontaneous and listen very
try to be spontaneous and listen very carefully to to the partner what they
carefully to to the partner what they
carefully to to the partner what they are saying
are saying
are saying hmm yeah cool and we’ve been here
hmm yeah cool and we’ve been here
hmm yeah cool and we’ve been here listening to you it was not always to
listening to you it was not always to
listening to you it was not always to you but to people on stage giving these
you but to people on stage giving these
you but to people on stage giving these amazing talks and being inspired and
amazing talks and being inspired and
amazing talks and being inspired and hopefully some of it is somewhere around
hopefully some of it is somewhere around
hopefully some of it is somewhere around here
here
here we’re try not to think about too much
we’re try not to think about too much
we’re try not to think about too much because then we’ll be only in our heads
because then we’ll be only in our heads
because then we’ll be only in our heads and not present because you need to be
and not present because you need to be
and not present because you need to be present
present
present but we’re gonna have it somewhere in our
but we’re gonna have it somewhere in our
but we’re gonna have it somewhere in our head all these talks and get inspired
head all these talks and get inspired
head all these talks and get inspired and do an improvised piece for you now
and do an improvised piece for you now
and do an improvised piece for you now and the only thing we need for you to
and the only thing we need for you to
and the only thing we need for you to get this started is a word a word that
get this started is a word a word that
get this started is a word a word that you heard here today focus
you heard here today focus
you heard here today focus I heard focus so focus is the word we
I heard focus so focus is the word we
I heard focus so focus is the word we start with this this is your one hour
start with this this is your one hour
start with this this is your one hour musician he will improvise all the music
musician he will improvise all the music
musician he will improvise all the music also today he has not prepared anything
also today he has not prepared anything
also today he has not prepared anything everything is completely improvised we
everything is completely improvised we
everything is completely improvised we give you a spectrum of improvised scene
give you a spectrum of improvised scene
give you a spectrum of improvised scene we start with focus nurse I am now
we start with focus nurse I am now
we start with focus nurse I am now removing the bullet
removing the bullet
removing the bullet [Music]
[Music]
[Music] hopefully there will be no brain damage
hopefully there will be no brain damage
hopefully there will be no brain damage I don’t know what happened I was
I don’t know what happened I was
I don’t know what happened I was standing on the street suddenly a car
standing on the street suddenly a car
standing on the street suddenly a car drove by and I heard this sound it’s
drove by and I heard this sound it’s
drove by and I heard this sound it’s clicking sound and then a like like a
clicking sound and then a like like a
clicking sound and then a like like a door is shot fully loud and then nothing
[Music]
[Music] it cannot take more than a minute after
it cannot take more than a minute after
it cannot take more than a minute after that the next victim will come you know
that the next victim will come you know
that the next victim will come you know that of course your son think of a leaf
that of course your son think of a leaf
that of course your son think of a leaf it will make it easy the next one is on
it will make it easy the next one is on
it will make it easy the next one is on you I think I have a BB I’m having a
you I think I have a BB I’m having a
you I think I have a BB I’m having a real really hard time planning stuff I’m
real really hard time planning stuff I’m
real really hard time planning stuff I’m always late to stuff it’s like
always late to stuff it’s like
always late to stuff it’s like organizing things just won’t work in my
organizing things just won’t work in my
organizing things just won’t work in my head and I’m having a really hard time
head and I’m having a really hard time
head and I’m having a really hard time focusing except for the times where I
focusing except for the times where I
focusing except for the times where I can focus and then I do five assignments
can focus and then I do five assignments
can focus and then I do five assignments in the night that’s my life I have to
in the night that’s my life I have to
in the night that’s my life I have to have the knife right to my throat
have the knife right to my throat
have the knife right to my throat otherwise I don’t get done
otherwise I don’t get done
otherwise I don’t get done yes it’s a gift it’s a curse
and I think focus is the hardest part
and I think focus is the hardest part and the easiest one at the same time
and the easiest one at the same time
and the easiest one at the same time oh my god yes all the shelves all of ups
oh my god yes all the shelves all of ups
oh my god yes all the shelves all of ups are down okay and they’re all now right
are down okay and they’re all now right
are down okay and they’re all now right here in the cart
here in the cart
here in the cart yeah yeah yeah okay sorry just start
yeah yeah yeah okay sorry just start
yeah yeah yeah okay sorry just start from the ground up and just build it
from the ground up and just build it
from the ground up and just build it from the ground up okay
from the ground up okay
from the ground up okay oh wait we need to have categories and
oh wait we need to have categories and
oh wait we need to have categories and I’m thinking alphabet order but there
I’m thinking alphabet order but there
I’m thinking alphabet order but there are also different colors first sky
[Music]
[Music] what
the brown is brown is earth yellow
the brown is brown is earth yellow brilliant
I have this great idea oh my god tell me
I have this great idea oh my god tell me right now I just think that we should
right now I just think that we should
right now I just think that we should like start a company or something and we
like start a company or something and we
like start a company or something and we make it huge I’d like just like that
make it huge I’d like just like that
make it huge I’d like just like that yeah let’s just make a company oh
yeah let’s just make a company oh
yeah let’s just make a company oh anything I get great loans by the banks
anything I get great loans by the banks
anything I get great loans by the banks they just give you money
they just give you money
they just give you money what yeah yeah I heard um that you don’t
what yeah yeah I heard um that you don’t
what yeah yeah I heard um that you don’t even need anything there’s give your
even need anything there’s give your
even need anything there’s give your money yeah did you throw right with a
money yeah did you throw right with a
money yeah did you throw right with a house right yeah
house right yeah
house right yeah it is money yeah we just have to be very
it is money yeah we just have to be very
it is money yeah we just have to be very you know we have to look out yeah if we
you know we have to look out yeah if we
you know we have to look out yeah if we see a dollar bill or a suga-kun or
see a dollar bill or a suga-kun or
see a dollar bill or a suga-kun or Seattle yeah floating around in there we
Seattle yeah floating around in there we
Seattle yeah floating around in there we don’t we got helicopter money coming our
don’t we got helicopter money coming our
don’t we got helicopter money coming our way
way
way thank you central bank – the same thing
thank you central bank – the same thing
thank you central bank – the same thing different names yeah
different names yeah
different names yeah [Music]
[Music]
[Music] so what should we do with our company
I don’t know this is hard
I don’t know this is hard yeah
I know what we just pick something up
I know what we just pick something up and we sell it that’s a great idea
and we sell it that’s a great idea
and we sell it that’s a great idea um okay so there never have something
um okay so there never have something
um okay so there never have something okay yeah oh it’s glitter it’s glitter
okay yeah oh it’s glitter it’s glitter
okay yeah oh it’s glitter it’s glitter glitter but still that in a great amount
glitter but still that in a great amount
glitter but still that in a great amount of bags
of bags
of bags yeah bags with great amount of glitter
yeah bags with great amount of glitter
yeah bags with great amount of glitter people need glitter in their lives
people need glitter in their lives
people need glitter in their lives hi I want to sell glitter it costs to
hi I want to sell glitter it costs to
hi I want to sell glitter it costs to kroehner yeah it’s very nice oh I see
kroehner yeah it’s very nice oh I see
kroehner yeah it’s very nice oh I see you work in an office and I do not see
you work in an office and I do not see
you work in an office and I do not see any glitter here
any glitter here
any glitter here no we need glitter so meet a lot of
no we need glitter so meet a lot of
no we need glitter so meet a lot of later I’m not really the manager I’m
later I’m not really the manager I’m
later I’m not really the manager I’m just a place that’s right really looks
just a place that’s right really looks
just a place that’s right really looks beautiful
beautiful
beautiful well you should have a suit no no I’m
well you should have a suit no no I’m
well you should have a suit no no I’m not sure about the decision made let’s
not sure about the decision made let’s
not sure about the decision made let’s me the decision-making is there someone
me the decision-making is there someone
me the decision-making is there someone in this room that knows about glitter
in this room that knows about glitter
in this room that knows about glitter and what you need is me
and what you need is me
and what you need is me I may be the best person in the world to
I may be the best person in the world to
I may be the best person in the world to talk about you to talk with you about
talk about you to talk with you about
talk about you to talk with you about gillies her suddenly I feel nerds to
gillies her suddenly I feel nerds to
gillies her suddenly I feel nerds to bison cleaner going man
bison cleaner going man
bison cleaner going man [Music]
the splitter
the splitter [Music]
[Music]
[Music] Oh in your face leader leader man look
Oh in your face leader leader man look
Oh in your face leader leader man look yourself in the mirror
[Music]
[Music] [Applause]
[Applause]
[Applause] [Music]
watch your what i will made of gold
watch your what i will made of gold whoa do you want no that’s not enough
whoa do you want no that’s not enough
whoa do you want no that’s not enough thank you oh you’re thinking small think
thank you oh you’re thinking small think
thank you oh you’re thinking small think big think big I know
big think big I know
big think big I know can you deposit some some money for my
can you deposit some some money for my
can you deposit some some money for my sick husband he died two years ago
sick husband he died two years ago
sick husband he died two years ago please I’m begging you glitter man one
please I’m begging you glitter man one
please I’m begging you glitter man one love of course
love of course
love of course gentlemen
so we have gathered here today
so we have gathered here today yeah yeah
yeah yeah
yeah yeah c4 well
to the Giants got me blizzard it was a
to the Giants got me blizzard it was a beloved friend of mine a great colleague
you were destined to be something great
you were destined to be something great you had your own context and he always
you had your own context and he always
you had your own context and he always said you have to give it to get how do
said you have to give it to get how do
said you have to give it to get how do you like that yes and I mean he died
you like that yes and I mean he died
you like that yes and I mean he died poor yeah because who wants to be the
poor yeah because who wants to be the
poor yeah because who wants to be the richest man in the cemetery right that’s
richest man in the cemetery right that’s
richest man in the cemetery right that’s what he always said the last thing you
what he always said the last thing you
what he always said the last thing you did was spin a coin yes like it didn’t
did was spin a coin yes like it didn’t
did was spin a coin yes like it didn’t matter to him at all no if you’ve if he
matter to him at all no if you’ve if he
matter to him at all no if you’ve if he dropped the coin on the ground you spun
dropped the coin on the ground you spun
dropped the coin on the ground you spun it and gave it away
dude there’s a nice big iceberg over
dude there’s a nice big iceberg over here nice very nice very nice be nice
here nice very nice very nice be nice
here nice very nice very nice be nice beer dude a girlfriend I speak to men
beer dude a girlfriend I speak to men
beer dude a girlfriend I speak to men what you hit me the stomach well hey hey
what you hit me the stomach well hey hey
what you hit me the stomach well hey hey this is not the way man it’s not the way
this is not the way man it’s not the way
this is not the way man it’s not the way okay okay I’m just trying to you know
okay okay I’m just trying to you know
okay okay I’m just trying to you know reiterate Bruce no no okay hey it’s not
reiterate Bruce no no okay hey it’s not
reiterate Bruce no no okay hey it’s not the option Shaklee we’ll have to go by
the option Shaklee we’ll have to go by
the option Shaklee we’ll have to go by the social rulebook
the social rulebook
the social rulebook exactly I didn’t mean like that no no
exactly I didn’t mean like that no no
exactly I didn’t mean like that no no it’s cool cool beer is the option you
it’s cool cool beer is the option you
it’s cool cool beer is the option you know you know because you have to give
know you know because you have to give
know you know because you have to give to get yeah oh thanks for lunch I’m
to get yeah oh thanks for lunch I’m
to get yeah oh thanks for lunch I’m sorry for hitting you in the stomach I
sorry for hitting you in the stomach I
sorry for hitting you in the stomach I just you know I have a different set of
just you know I have a different set of
just you know I have a different set of rules you know
rules you know
rules you know you know you can’t just go around
you know you can’t just go around
you know you can’t just go around hitting people it’s not nice hate is not
hitting people it’s not nice hate is not
hitting people it’s not nice hate is not an option no never no you got it decima
an option no never no you got it decima
an option no never no you got it decima is called barrier honey there are times
is called barrier honey there are times
is called barrier honey there are times that I want to get hit because I sort of
that I want to get hit because I sort of
that I want to get hit because I sort of like it uh-huh but it has to be on you
like it uh-huh but it has to be on you
like it uh-huh but it has to be on you know my turn
know my turn
know my turn consensual hitting yeah exactly
consensual hitting yeah exactly
consensual hitting yeah exactly definitely yeah now we’re speaking the
definitely yeah now we’re speaking the
definitely yeah now we’re speaking the same black brakes I contact you
same black brakes I contact you
same black brakes I contact you thank you yeah yeah yeah I like it we’re
thank you yeah yeah yeah I like it we’re
thank you yeah yeah yeah I like it we’re sort of on the same frequency
[Music]
[Music] let’s shoot in your sack by reference
let’s shoot in your sack by reference
let’s shoot in your sack by reference for all you nerds up there okay okay
for all you nerds up there okay okay
for all you nerds up there okay okay Firefly you if you’re not nerds once you
Firefly you if you’re not nerds once you
Firefly you if you’re not nerds once you get out later Austin series Firefly
get out later Austin series Firefly
get out later Austin series Firefly check it out everyone season though but
check it out everyone season though but
check it out everyone season though but here’s a goddamn good she’s nice Rena
here’s a goddamn good she’s nice Rena
here’s a goddamn good she’s nice Rena man yeah thank you very much
man yeah thank you very much
man yeah thank you very much [Applause]
[Applause]
[Applause] [Music]
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