hey I got a good left right story for you
you
you back at my shop baby lean we used to
back at my shop baby lean we used to
back at my shop baby lean we used to have a field car racing Friday night and
have a field car racing Friday night and
have a field car racing Friday night and we just pick up junk cars on the side of
we just pick up junk cars on the side of
we just pick up junk cars on the side of the road and we’d race them around the
the road and we’d race them around the
the road and we’d race them around the field then we had quite a track setup
field then we had quite a track setup
field then we had quite a track setup with cones and stopwatch everybody and
with cones and stopwatch everybody and
with cones and stopwatch everybody and it just started getting out of hand you
it just started getting out of hand you
it just started getting out of hand you know so we tried to figure out a way to
know so we tried to figure out a way to
know so we tried to figure out a way to slow on everybody god I mean we were
slow on everybody god I mean we were
slow on everybody god I mean we were having 40 mile-an-hour collisions and
having 40 mile-an-hour collisions and
having 40 mile-an-hour collisions and you know it’s getting bad somebody’s
you know it’s getting bad somebody’s
you know it’s getting bad somebody’s gonna get hurt so we we raced backwards
gonna get hurt so we we raced backwards
gonna get hurt so we we raced backwards that was the most logical thing to do
that was the most logical thing to do
that was the most logical thing to do instead of racing forward let’s race it
instead of racing forward let’s race it
instead of racing forward let’s race it in Reverse you know do the whole track
in Reverse you know do the whole track
in Reverse you know do the whole track and reversed and it was it was all
and reversed and it was it was all
and reversed and it was it was all stopwatch racing you know you go and it
stopwatch racing you know you go and it
stopwatch racing you know you go and it was pylons the course was all set if you
was pylons the course was all set if you
was pylons the course was all set if you hit a pylon that costed you five seconds
hit a pylon that costed you five seconds
hit a pylon that costed you five seconds you know if you went on the outcome you
you know if you went on the outcome you
you know if you went on the outcome you know blatantly blew them off went on the
know blatantly blew them off went on the
know blatantly blew them off went on the outside was like a 15 second penalty
outside was like a 15 second penalty
outside was like a 15 second penalty yeah
yeah
yeah backwards racing was kind of fun but
backwards racing was kind of fun but
backwards racing was kind of fun but then we come up with another genius idea
then we come up with another genius idea
then we come up with another genius idea we said blindfold reason we put a
we said blindfold reason we put a
we said blindfold reason we put a motorcycle helmet duct tape duct taped
motorcycle helmet duct tape duct taped
motorcycle helmet duct tape duct taped it up I mean it was real blindfolded do
it up I mean it was real blindfolded do
it up I mean it was real blindfolded do you looking through duct tape so then
you looking through duct tape so then
you looking through duct tape so then because a lot of people wanted to play
because a lot of people wanted to play
because a lot of people wanted to play and it was just taking all day long we
and it was just taking all day long we
and it was just taking all day long we only really had one car running at a
only really had one car running at a
only really had one car running at a time so this way two people could be in
time so this way two people could be in
time so this way two people could be in the car and accomplish the same thing
the car and accomplish the same thing
the car and accomplish the same thing you know so we you pick a partner pick
you know so we you pick a partner pick
you know so we you pick a partner pick names out of the Hat you get a partner
names out of the Hat you get a partner
names out of the Hat you get a partner and then you’d pick again who was gonna
and then you’d pick again who was gonna
and then you’d pick again who was gonna be blindfolded and who’s gonna be your
be blindfolded and who’s gonna be your
be blindfolded and who’s gonna be your navigator well one of my buddies I drew
navigator well one of my buddies I drew
navigator well one of my buddies I drew one of my buddy swear to god dumb as a
one of my buddy swear to god dumb as a
one of my buddy swear to god dumb as a rock so I didn’t I didn’t trust him to
rock so I didn’t I didn’t trust him to
rock so I didn’t I didn’t trust him to net to beat in my navigation no way I’m
net to beat in my navigation no way I’m
net to beat in my navigation no way I’m gonna be blindfolded with this fool
gonna be blindfolded with this fool
gonna be blindfolded with this fool sitting in the passenger seat so I said
sitting in the passenger seat so I said
sitting in the passenger seat so I said I’m better off telling him what to do so
I’m better off telling him what to do so
I’m better off telling him what to do so we put the duct tape helmet over his
we put the duct tape helmet over his
we put the duct tape helmet over his head pulled the car up to the start line
head pulled the car up to the start line
head pulled the car up to the start line somebody said go he floored it maybe he
somebody said go he floored it maybe he
somebody said go he floored it maybe he knows the track even he knows they got
knows the track even he knows they got
knows the track even he knows they got to go about a hundred yards and he got
to go about a hundred yards and he got
to go about a hundred yards and he got to make the last in here make it right I
to make the last in here make it right I
to make the last in here make it right I mean we know the track so in your mind
mean we know the track so in your mind
mean we know the track so in your mind you got it in your mind right so I said
you got it in your mind right so I said
you got it in your mind right so I said floor it Mike floor he floors that
floor it Mike floor he floors that
floor it Mike floor he floors that freaking car we go flying down a track
freaking car we go flying down a track
freaking car we go flying down a track he knows there’s a left what’d he do he
he knows there’s a left what’d he do he
he knows there’s a left what’d he do he turns right I said no left left he would
turns right I said no left left he would
turns right I said no left left he would turn the car to the left and he would
turn the car to the left and he would
turn the car to the left and he would correct his hands
correct his hands
correct his hands well we only went like that we’re still
well we only went like that we’re still
well we only went like that we’re still going straight I said turn left turn
going straight I said turn left turn
going straight I said turn left turn left ran right over two or three cones
left ran right over two or three cones
left ran right over two or three cones you know there’s five points there’s no
you know there’s five points there’s no
you know there’s five points there’s no way we’re in the money now
way we’re in the money now
way we’re in the money now he just ran over friggin three pylons so
he just ran over friggin three pylons so
he just ran over friggin three pylons so I said Mike when I tell you to turn left
I said Mike when I tell you to turn left
I said Mike when I tell you to turn left turn left and hold your hands laughs let
turn left and hold your hands laughs let
turn left and hold your hands laughs let the car come around he he’d go like this
the car come around he he’d go like this
the car come around he he’d go like this and he’d straighten it back out you know
and he’d straighten it back out you know
and he’d straighten it back out you know off the car ditch so he turns his head
off the car ditch so he turns his head
off the car ditch so he turns his head and looks at me and says he says how am
and looks at me and says he says how am
and looks at me and says he says how am i doing now I said you know I’m just
i doing now I said you know I’m just
i doing now I said you know I’m just fine
fine
fine turns his head he looks at me and said
turns his head he looks at me and said
turns his head he looks at me and said you’re doing just fine I said run it
you’re doing just fine I said run it
you’re doing just fine I said run it straightaway headed back for the garage
straightaway headed back for the garage
straightaway headed back for the garage yeah okay he’s looking at me yeah okay I
yeah okay he’s looking at me yeah okay I
yeah okay he’s looking at me yeah okay I said you’re on their final straightaway
said you’re on their final straightaway
said you’re on their final straightaway headed for the garage
headed for the garage
headed for the garage I said Florida Sun would tolerate on the
I said Florida Sun would tolerate on the
I said Florida Sun would tolerate on the floor really he stomps that son of a
floor really he stomps that son of a
floor really he stomps that son of a he’s going get away from the ground you
he’s going get away from the ground you
he’s going get away from the ground you as a head girl on the end of the gravel
as a head girl on the end of the gravel
as a head girl on the end of the gravel pit oak tree that freakin big around I
pit oak tree that freakin big around I
pit oak tree that freakin big around I said little to the right little chilly
said little to the right little chilly
said little to the right little chilly right he turn us a little to the right
right he turn us a little to the right
right he turn us a little to the right and I looked up I looked up the
and I looked up I looked up the
and I looked up I looked up the windshield I said man this is gonna hurt
windshield I said man this is gonna hurt
windshield I said man this is gonna hurt I put my hands and feet up on the dash
I put my hands and feet up on the dash
I put my hands and feet up on the dash in it car how we doing Pat how we doing
in it car how we doing Pat how we doing
in it car how we doing Pat how we doing I says you’re doing great hold it right
I says you’re doing great hold it right
I says you’re doing great hold it right there
there
there he hit it so hard the back wheels come
he hit it so hard the back wheels come
he hit it so hard the back wheels come off the ground his face he helmet went
off the ground his face he helmet went
off the ground his face he helmet went through the windshield cut his chin chin
through the windshield cut his chin chin
through the windshield cut his chin chin strap caught him vent the steering wheel
strap caught him vent the steering wheel
strap caught him vent the steering wheel over and forward
over and forward
over and forward I’m counting back it come into a tree at
I’m counting back it come into a tree at
I’m counting back it come into a tree at 40 miles an hour
I drove this 40 miles I I was having
I drove this 40 miles I I was having second thoughts I said this is gonna I
second thoughts I said this is gonna I
second thoughts I said this is gonna I thought you’re gonna open it I was
thought you’re gonna open it I was
thought you’re gonna open it I was hanging onto the dash and watch on you
hanging onto the dash and watch on you
hanging onto the dash and watch on you it pile drove me in that car earth
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