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The Weird World of Octopus Sex | National Geographic


okay we’re back in the world of the

okay we’re back in the world of the cyanea octopus it’s mating time

cyanea octopus it’s mating time

cyanea octopus it’s mating time here’s your potential conquest she

here’s your potential conquest she

here’s your potential conquest she doesn’t know you’re alive she’s too busy

doesn’t know you’re alive she’s too busy

doesn’t know you’re alive she’s too busy cleaning trash from her house now you’re

cleaning trash from her house now you’re

cleaning trash from her house now you’re the perceptive type you use your

the perceptive type you use your

the perceptive type you use your sensitive discs for any sign of interest

sensitive discs for any sign of interest

sensitive discs for any sign of interest pheromones whatever hey wait a minute

pheromones whatever hey wait a minute

pheromones whatever hey wait a minute she’s standing tall

she’s standing tall

she’s standing tall that means she sees you and she may be

that means she sees you and she may be

that means she sees you and she may be interested yeah baby

interested yeah baby

interested yeah baby full speed ahead then wouldn’t you know

full speed ahead then wouldn’t you know

full speed ahead then wouldn’t you know it a vicious tide swirls in and suddenly

it a vicious tide swirls in and suddenly

it a vicious tide swirls in and suddenly everything is topsy-turvy among other

everything is topsy-turvy among other

everything is topsy-turvy among other flotsam the tide brings an arrival now

flotsam the tide brings an arrival now

flotsam the tide brings an arrival now great just what you needed Three’s

great just what you needed Three’s

great just what you needed Three’s Company how

Company how

Company how your job get in the other guy’s face

your job get in the other guy’s face

your job get in the other guy’s face just like what you do if you were an

just like what you do if you were an

just like what you do if you were an adult human male you try to intimidate

adult human male you try to intimidate

adult human male you try to intimidate the other guy by striking poses and

the other guy by striking poses and

the other guy by striking poses and copying attitudes now that doesn’t work

copying attitudes now that doesn’t work

copying attitudes now that doesn’t work so you show off your biggest sucker

so you show off your biggest sucker

so you show off your biggest sucker discs you show him yours he shows you

discs you show him yours he shows you

discs you show him yours he shows you his it doesn’t get any more testosterone

his it doesn’t get any more testosterone

his it doesn’t get any more testosterone serious than this

yours is bigger yeah naturally and the

yours is bigger yeah naturally and the intruder takes off like a whipped dog

intruder takes off like a whipped dog

intruder takes off like a whipped dog its tentacles would be between its legs

its tentacles would be between its legs

its tentacles would be between its legs if its tentacles weren’t already its

if its tentacles weren’t already its

if its tentacles weren’t already its legs okay now where were we all right

legs okay now where were we all right

legs okay now where were we all right both you and the female are promiscuous

both you and the female are promiscuous

both you and the female are promiscuous each of you mates with several other

each of you mates with several other

each of you mates with several other octopods from this part of the sea all

octopods from this part of the sea all

octopods from this part of the sea all the time so what’s with all this coyness

the time so what’s with all this coyness

the time so what’s with all this coyness here’s where it gets really really good

here’s where it gets really really good

here’s where it gets really really good I mean x-rated hot octopus on octopus

I mean x-rated hot octopus on octopus

I mean x-rated hot octopus on octopus good your goal is to get this appendage

good your goal is to get this appendage

good your goal is to get this appendage called a hectic heartless arm into the

called a hectic heartless arm into the

called a hectic heartless arm into the female’s mantle cavity ah there we go

female’s mantle cavity ah there we go

female’s mantle cavity ah there we go the arm has a groove that delivers sperm

the arm has a groove that delivers sperm

the arm has a groove that delivers sperm packets to the female the longer your

packets to the female the longer your

packets to the female the longer your arm stays in her cavity near her oviduct

arm stays in her cavity near her oviduct

arm stays in her cavity near her oviduct the more sperm packets you can deliver

the more sperm packets you can deliver

the more sperm packets you can deliver if you’re good

if you’re good

if you’re good I mean Hugh Hefner good you might stay

I mean Hugh Hefner good you might stay

I mean Hugh Hefner good you might stay in this position for hours this time

in this position for hours this time

in this position for hours this time yeah

yeah

yeah forget about

forget about

forget about not only does the coupling last just a

not only does the coupling last just a

not only does the coupling last just a minute or two but when the female takes

minute or two but when the female takes

minute or two but when the female takes off she drags you along like the speaker

off she drags you along like the speaker

off she drags you along like the speaker at a drive-in movie she forgot to put

at a drive-in movie she forgot to put

at a drive-in movie she forgot to put back on the rack lucky and octopus is

back on the rack lucky and octopus is

back on the rack lucky and octopus is such a solitary creature I mean can you

such a solitary creature I mean can you

such a solitary creature I mean can you imagine hanging out with other guy

imagine hanging out with other guy

imagine hanging out with other guy octopi you never hear the end of it

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