Rocket Bike | Mad Scientists

this thing is nuts it is a rocket bike

this thing is nuts it is a rocket bike and the fuel is asphalt asphalt asphalt

and the fuel is asphalt asphalt asphalt

and the fuel is asphalt asphalt asphalt like you’d make your street out of

like you’d make your street out of

like you’d make your street out of asphalt

asphalt

asphalt yeah roof and talk why would you use

yeah roof and talk why would you use

yeah roof and talk why would you use asphalt as a fuel when there’s other

asphalt as a fuel when there’s other

asphalt as a fuel when there’s other rocket fuel well the thing about it is

rocket fuel well the thing about it is

rocket fuel well the thing about it is asphalt I can buy a hundred pounds of it

asphalt I can buy a hundred pounds of it

asphalt I can buy a hundred pounds of it down here at the roof and store for

down here at the roof and store for

down here at the roof and store for fifteen dollars

fifteen dollars

fifteen dollars that’s your asphalt holder and thrust we

that’s your asphalt holder and thrust we

that’s your asphalt holder and thrust we trust in I’m trusting you

would you like a Helmut Jahn sure yeah

would you like a Helmut Jahn sure yeah you’re comfortable I’m gonna go ahead

you’re comfortable I’m gonna go ahead

you’re comfortable I’m gonna go ahead and arm it yes sir

and arm it yes sir

and arm it yes sir five four three two one ignition

five four three two one ignition

five four three two one ignition all right got fire hit the button I did

all right got fire hit the button I did

all right got fire hit the button I did nothing

this is bad this is uh we didn’t produce

this is bad this is uh we didn’t produce real thrust from the rocket engine so

real thrust from the rocket engine so

real thrust from the rocket engine so apparently that valve sticky around to

apparently that valve sticky around to

apparently that valve sticky around to go you got fired

there we go oh man clearly we have a

there we go oh man clearly we have a technical difficulty I think we gotta

technical difficulty I think we gotta

technical difficulty I think we gotta just not yeah as a sticky baton it’s not

just not yeah as a sticky baton it’s not

just not yeah as a sticky baton it’s not all rocket science our quality control

all rocket science our quality control

all rocket science our quality control is suffering here so Tim’s ignition

is suffering here so Tim’s ignition

is suffering here so Tim’s ignition system isn’t working but he has a new

system isn’t working but he has a new

system isn’t working but he has a new idea so what I don’t want to do is take

idea so what I don’t want to do is take

idea so what I don’t want to do is take this coat hanger and I just want to make

this coat hanger and I just want to make

this coat hanger and I just want to make a little hook like a fish hook so I’m

a little hook like a fish hook so I’m

a little hook like a fish hook so I’m gonna tape this to one of these igniters

gonna tape this to one of these igniters

gonna tape this to one of these igniters we made this is cannon fuse did he just

we made this is cannon fuse did he just

we made this is cannon fuse did he just say cannon fuse you’re fixing the bike

say cannon fuse you’re fixing the bike

say cannon fuse you’re fixing the bike wood cannon fuse and a coat hanger

wood cannon fuse and a coat hanger

wood cannon fuse and a coat hanger that’s it man I’m starting to be

that’s it man I’m starting to be

that’s it man I’m starting to be reminded of the cartoons I watched as a

reminded of the cartoons I watched as a

reminded of the cartoons I watched as a kid all right all right we’re armed and

kid all right all right we’re armed and

kid all right all right we’re armed and dangerous and I’m gonna light this torch

dangerous and I’m gonna light this torch

dangerous and I’m gonna light this torch and I’m gonna light this candle tell me

and I’m gonna light this candle tell me

and I’m gonna light this candle tell me when look for the hand signals so now

when look for the hand signals so now

when look for the hand signals so now I’m sitting on a bike with a bomb

I’m sitting on a bike with a bomb

I’m sitting on a bike with a bomb attached to it and cannon fuse behind me

attached to it and cannon fuse behind me

attached to it and cannon fuse behind me burning this is not a comfortable

burning this is not a comfortable

burning this is not a comfortable feeling