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are you the type who always says hi to

are you the type who always says hi to the neighbors maybe share a little

the neighbors maybe share a little

the neighbors maybe share a little harmless gossip over the back fence

or perhaps you need to borrow their

or perhaps you need to borrow their lawnmower

or some other tool but what if you

or some other tool but what if you wanted to get to know potential

wanted to get to know potential

wanted to get to know potential neighbors in outer space

neighbors in outer space

neighbors in outer space well planets across our galaxy are far

well planets across our galaxy are far

well planets across our galaxy are far far away so getting to a possibly

far away so getting to a possibly

far away so getting to a possibly inhabited planet they take a long time

inhabited planet they take a long time

inhabited planet they take a long time if we wanted to pop over and borrow a

if we wanted to pop over and borrow a

if we wanted to pop over and borrow a cup of sugar it would take some 700,000

cup of sugar it would take some 700,000

cup of sugar it would take some 700,000 years for us to bring the sugar home so

years for us to bring the sugar home so

years for us to bring the sugar home so that’s a very big problem okay

that’s a very big problem okay

that’s a very big problem okay traveling to an alien civilization

traveling to an alien civilization

traveling to an alien civilization clearly isn’t going to work

clearly isn’t going to work

clearly isn’t going to work but perhaps when you just give them a

but perhaps when you just give them a

but perhaps when you just give them a call after all radio signals travel at

call after all radio signals travel at

call after all radio signals travel at the speed of light if we are going to

the speed of light if we are going to

the speed of light if we are going to communicate with aliens that’s gonna be

communicate with aliens that’s gonna be

communicate with aliens that’s gonna be the most boring conversation we’ve ever

the most boring conversation we’ve ever

the most boring conversation we’ve ever had because if they’re beaming radio

had because if they’re beaming radio

had because if they’re beaming radio waves at us and they’re a hundred

waves at us and they’re a hundred

waves at us and they’re a hundred light-years away and they say hey how’s

light-years away and they say hey how’s

light-years away and they say hey how’s the weather down there on earth it takes

the weather down there on earth it takes

the weather down there on earth it takes a hundred years to get here and then we

a hundred years to get here and then we

a hundred years to get here and then we say it’s fine how are things there on

say it’s fine how are things there on

say it’s fine how are things there on glog narf another hundred years and then

glog narf another hundred years and then

glog narf another hundred years and then they in a back-and-forth it’s a century

they in a back-and-forth it’s a century

they in a back-and-forth it’s a century travel time myth that’s a boring

travel time myth that’s a boring

travel time myth that’s a boring conversation in other words

conversation in other words

conversation in other words communication between two possibly

communication between two possibly

communication between two possibly intelligent civilizations is a long shot

intelligent civilizations is a long shot

intelligent civilizations is a long shot so if you need sugar best to ask someone

so if you need sugar best to ask someone

so if you need sugar best to ask someone closer to home the universe now you know

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