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well we started off in a normal

well we started off in a normal interview post and now you’re lying down

interview post and now you’re lying down

interview post and now you’re lying down swinging a pillow round what what’s

swinging a pillow round what what’s

swinging a pillow round what what’s going on here if I give you a slice of

going on here if I give you a slice of

going on here if I give you a slice of juicy fruit when you say whatever I want

juicy fruit when you say whatever I want

juicy fruit when you say whatever I want yep no wait i heard that you would do

yep no wait i heard that you would do

yep no wait i heard that you would do anything for a slice of juicy fruit no

anything for a slice of juicy fruit no

anything for a slice of juicy fruit no matter how smart you are an economist

matter how smart you are an economist

matter how smart you are an economist think they’re pretty smart you come up

think they’re pretty smart you come up

think they’re pretty smart you come up with some incentive scheme that you

with some incentive scheme that you

with some incentive scheme that you think it’s a perfect one to entice

think it’s a perfect one to entice

think it’s a perfect one to entice exactly the behavior have in mind and

exactly the behavior have in mind and

exactly the behavior have in mind and you said an army of people with nothing

you said an army of people with nothing

you said an army of people with nothing to do all day but to figure out how to

to do all day but to figure out how to

to do all day but to figure out how to beat that incentives game and they

beat that incentives game and they

beat that incentives game and they absolutely well tell them about a Amanda

absolutely well tell them about a Amanda

absolutely well tell them about a Amanda that’s just a long story you can do

that’s just a long story you can do

that’s just a long story you can do possibly i mean i’ll give you a hug you

possibly i mean i’ll give you a hug you

possibly i mean i’ll give you a hug you an example so we were trying to potty

an example so we were trying to potty

an example so we were trying to potty train my daughter Amanda and my wife

train my daughter Amanda and my wife

train my daughter Amanda and my wife went of the books and did all the things

went of the books and did all the things

went of the books and did all the things you’re supposed to do but I meant had

you’re supposed to do but I meant had

you’re supposed to do but I meant had been potty training and she just decided

been potty training and she just decided

been potty training and she just decided she wouldn’t use the toilet anymore and

she wouldn’t use the toilet anymore and

she wouldn’t use the toilet anymore and this went on for months my wife was

this went on for months my wife was

this went on for months my wife was frustrated and I and I said this is I’m

frustrated and I and I said this is I’m

frustrated and I and I said this is I’m an economist I understand Santa’s let me

an economist I understand Santa’s let me

an economist I understand Santa’s let me take over and I got right down on

take over and I got right down on

take over and I got right down on Amanda’s level on my knees and I I knew

Amanda’s level on my knees and I I knew

Amanda’s level on my knees and I I knew what she liked more than anything else

what she liked more than anything else

what she liked more than anything else was about three years old we’re eminem’s

was about three years old we’re eminem’s

was about three years old we’re eminem’s and I said if you go pee pee in the

and I said if you go pee pee in the

and I said if you go pee pee in the potty I’ll give you a bag of Eminem’s

potty I’ll give you a bag of Eminem’s

potty I’ll give you a bag of Eminem’s kid right now and I said yeah it’s it ok

kid right now and I said yeah it’s it ok

kid right now and I said yeah it’s it ok and she walked toward the bodies you

and she walked toward the bodies you

and she walked toward the bodies you went to the bathroom I turn to my wife

went to the bathroom I turn to my wife

went to the bathroom I turn to my wife and I said let the economist analyst you

and I said let the economist analyst you

and I said let the economist analyst you know and indeed for the next couple days

know and indeed for the next couple days

know and indeed for the next couple days it worked to perfection every time she

it worked to perfection every time she

it worked to perfection every time she had to go bathroom she announced it she

had to go bathroom she announced it she

had to go bathroom she announced it she went to the bathroom there’s a lot of

went to the bathroom there’s a lot of

went to the bathroom there’s a lot of fanfare we gave her the M & M’s

fanfare we gave her the M & M’s

fanfare we gave her the M & M’s everything is going great but three days

everything is going great but three days

everything is going great but three days later she said well I have to go to the

later she said well I have to go to the

later she said well I have to go to the bathroom followed her she went trickle

bathroom followed her she went trickle

bathroom followed her she went trickle out a few drops I gave her the mms she

out a few drops I gave her the mms she

out a few drops I gave her the mms she got off she said I have to go again she

got off she said I have to go again she

got off she said I have to go again she sat down to the potty trickle a few more

sat down to the potty trickle a few more

sat down to the potty trickle a few more drops a game of them’s gotta go again

drops a game of them’s gotta go again

drops a game of them’s gotta go again basically in three days she’d gone from

basically in three days she’d gone from

basically in three days she’d gone from someone who could be absolutely no

someone who could be absolutely no

someone who could be absolutely no bladder control to being so you know so

bladder control to being so you know so

bladder control to being so you know so professional at it that that she could

professional at it that that she could

professional at it that that she could control the flow a completely at

control the flow a completely at

control the flow a completely at whim and had a three-year-old I

whim and had a three-year-old I

whim and had a three-year-old I basically come up with a way to beat the

basically come up with a way to beat the

basically come up with a way to beat the incentive scheme i had developed within

incentive scheme i had developed within

incentive scheme i had developed within three days that I never in a million

three days that I never in a million

three days that I never in a million years could have imagined okay and if

years could have imagined okay and if

years could have imagined okay and if you can you know if an economist can

you can you know if an economist can

you can you know if an economist can trick a three-year-old for more than

trick a three-year-old for more than

trick a three-year-old for more than three days what hope does economist have

three days what hope does economist have

three days what hope does economist have a trick in the whole country of people

a trick in the whole country of people

a trick in the whole country of people for for you know even three out so

for for you know even three out so

for for you know even three out so that’s kind of the beauty of incentives

that’s kind of the beauty of incentives

that’s kind of the beauty of incentives you don’t really know what works and

you don’t really know what works and

you don’t really know what works and governments think they know what works

governments think they know what works

governments think they know what works and they spend a huge amount of

and they spend a huge amount of

and they spend a huge amount of resources establishing incentives and

resources establishing incentives and

resources establishing incentives and they’re gonna do all these things that

they’re gonna do all these things that

they’re gonna do all these things that seem to make a lot of sense and that

seem to make a lot of sense and that

seem to make a lot of sense and that sound really great and may work out well

sound really great and may work out well

sound really great and may work out well in some measure but they’re gonna

in some measure but they’re gonna

in some measure but they’re gonna backfire in so many different ways that

backfire in so many different ways that

backfire in so many different ways that we can’t predict yet and people will

we can’t predict yet and people will

we can’t predict yet and people will laugh and people will crime and that’s

laugh and people will crime and that’s

laugh and people will crime and that’s what incentives are

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