Jason do you feel safe in the city I live in terror would you like to feel
live in terror would you like to feel
live in terror would you like to feel safer yes absolutely
safer yes absolutely
safer yes absolutely I found a few hacks online that you can
I found a few hacks online that you can
I found a few hacks online that you can use at home first off you could buy this
use at home first off you could buy this
use at home first off you could buy this one it’s a pendant with a single button
one it’s a pendant with a single button
one it’s a pendant with a single button on it
on it
on it you click the button once in an awkward
you click the button once in an awkward
you click the button once in an awkward social situation and it makes a fake
social situation and it makes a fake
social situation and it makes a fake phone call giving you an excuse to leave
phone call giving you an excuse to leave
phone call giving you an excuse to leave like when I’m hanging out with you all
like when I’m hanging out with you all
like when I’m hanging out with you all right I see what you did there if you
right I see what you did there if you
right I see what you did there if you get into real trouble you hold down the
get into real trouble you hold down the
get into real trouble you hold down the button and it’ll send a pre-written
button and it’ll send a pre-written
button and it’ll send a pre-written message with your GPS coordinates to any
message with your GPS coordinates to any
message with your GPS coordinates to any phone number you want not bad I’m not
phone number you want not bad I’m not
phone number you want not bad I’m not wearing that but that’s really cool what
wearing that but that’s really cool what
wearing that but that’s really cool what about seeing behind you I can’t do it
about seeing behind you I can’t do it
about seeing behind you I can’t do it well but would you like to yes remember
well but would you like to yes remember
well but would you like to yes remember those glasses you could buy that would
those glasses you could buy that would
those glasses you could buy that would actually reflect and show you what’s
actually reflect and show you what’s
actually reflect and show you what’s behind you
behind you
behind you they were hideous okay those were
they were hideous okay those were
they were hideous okay those were hideous but you could take any pair and
hideous but you could take any pair and
hideous but you could take any pair and convert those into glasses that you
convert those into glasses that you
convert those into glasses that you could see right behind you here all we
could see right behind you here all we
could see right behind you here all we need is a bit of mirror paper and our
need is a bit of mirror paper and our
need is a bit of mirror paper and our favorite sunglasses I’ll just trace the
favorite sunglasses I’ll just trace the
favorite sunglasses I’ll just trace the outline of the glasses cut out inserts
outline of the glasses cut out inserts
outline of the glasses cut out inserts to go in the side just a little bit of
to go in the side just a little bit of
to go in the side just a little bit of hot glue try that along look the other
hot glue try that along look the other
hot glue try that along look the other way how many fingers am i holding up one
way how many fingers am i holding up one
way how many fingers am i holding up one two three all right yeah I get it you’re
two three all right yeah I get it you’re
two three all right yeah I get it you’re a jerk
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