after all this time of thinking about climbing this tree and now I’m climbing
climbing this tree and now I’m climbing
climbing this tree and now I’m climbing and I had this weird feeling like is
and I had this weird feeling like is
and I had this weird feeling like is this even appropriate for me to climb
this even appropriate for me to climb
this even appropriate for me to climb trees that reminded me of an imaginary
trees that reminded me of an imaginary
trees that reminded me of an imaginary television program that I co-host with
television program that I co-host with
television program that I co-host with my friend meg fake top slate okay what’s
my friend meg fake top slate okay what’s
my friend meg fake top slate okay what’s the name of our TV show highway to
the name of our TV show highway to
the name of our TV show highway to heaven you never heard of the show
heaven you never heard of the show
heaven you never heard of the show highway to heaven just pick an original
highway to heaven just pick an original
highway to heaven just pick an original name that we won’t get sued that we
name that we won’t get sued that we
name that we won’t get sued that we won’t nobody will sue us Meg what’s the
won’t nobody will sue us Meg what’s the
won’t nobody will sue us Meg what’s the name of our new talk show that we just
name of our new talk show that we just
name of our new talk show that we just started about trees the most beautiful
started about trees the most beautiful
started about trees the most beautiful roof on earth okay let’s do this meg
roof on earth okay let’s do this meg
roof on earth okay let’s do this meg thanks for seeing it’s nice to see you
thanks for seeing it’s nice to see you
thanks for seeing it’s nice to see you again it’s good to see you again since I
again it’s good to see you again since I
again it’s good to see you again since I saw you weeks and weeks ago right
saw you weeks and weeks ago right
saw you weeks and weeks ago right started climbing trees I met a lot of
started climbing trees I met a lot of
started climbing trees I met a lot of nice people but none of them had
nice people but none of them had
nice people but none of them had Cooter’s oh can you believe I mean I
Cooter’s oh can you believe I mean I
Cooter’s oh can you believe I mean I would show up looking around like where
would show up looking around like where
would show up looking around like where is this pooter where’s her pooter
is this pooter where’s her pooter
is this pooter where’s her pooter nothing don’t you think we could market
nothing don’t you think we could market
nothing don’t you think we could market this as jewelry it looks incredible if
this as jewelry it looks incredible if
this as jewelry it looks incredible if you put a huge beetle in there like a
you put a huge beetle in there like a
you put a huge beetle in there like a precious gem and then you got jay-z or
precious gem and then you got jay-z or
precious gem and then you got jay-z or Beyonce to wear one and then it got
Beyonce to wear one and then it got
Beyonce to wear one and then it got picked up in Us Weekly when it says
picked up in Us Weekly when it says
picked up in Us Weekly when it says celebrities just like us
celebrities just like us
celebrities just like us Beyonce goes out to grab coffee with a
Beyonce goes out to grab coffee with a
Beyonce goes out to grab coffee with a huge beetle insider pooter celebrities
huge beetle insider pooter celebrities
huge beetle insider pooter celebrities they’re just like us we would have these
they’re just like us we would have these
they’re just like us we would have these things flying off the shelves okay let’s
things flying off the shelves okay let’s
things flying off the shelves okay let’s get back to our show so I’ve been
get back to our show so I’ve been
get back to our show so I’ve been traveling around and I started climbing
traveling around and I started climbing
traveling around and I started climbing trees and I remembered what you told me
trees and I remembered what you told me
trees and I remembered what you told me I really was trying not to hurt trees
I really was trying not to hurt trees
I really was trying not to hurt trees then I thought am I myself an invasive
then I thought am I myself an invasive
then I thought am I myself an invasive species on this tree is the tree like Oh
species on this tree is the tree like Oh
species on this tree is the tree like Oh get off me freaking human you might be
get off me freaking human you might be
get off me freaking human you might be actually doing them a favor you could be
actually doing them a favor you could be
actually doing them a favor you could be up there taking all the insects that are
up there taking all the insects that are
up there taking all the insects that are gonna bite them away because you’re
gonna bite them away because you’re
gonna bite them away because you’re scaring them off and believe it or not
scaring them off and believe it or not
scaring them off and believe it or not when you harvest fruit sometimes it
when you harvest fruit sometimes it
when you harvest fruit sometimes it encourages it to produce more so maybe
encourages it to produce more so maybe
encourages it to produce more so maybe you’re part of the system you’re saying
you’re part of the system you’re saying
you’re part of the system you’re saying it’s natural and right that we should
it’s natural and right that we should
it’s natural and right that we should climb trees oh yeah I shouldn’t feel
climb trees oh yeah I shouldn’t feel
climb trees oh yeah I shouldn’t feel ashamed about it not at all
ashamed about it not at all
ashamed about it not at all trees are amazing trees are incredible
trees are amazing trees are incredible
trees are amazing trees are incredible trees help our environment
trees help our environment
trees help our environment and if you’re careful trees are amazing
and if you’re careful trees are amazing
and if you’re careful trees are amazing to climb we give trees how many stars
to climb we give trees how many stars
to climb we give trees how many stars out of five stars five
out of five stars five
out of five stars five you know we’re given trees five out of
you know we’re given trees five out of
you know we’re given trees five out of five stars we love trees yes so now you
five stars we love trees yes so now you
five stars we love trees yes so now you tell that camera anyone who doesn’t love
tell that camera anyone who doesn’t love
tell that camera anyone who doesn’t love trees you’re gonna beat them up anyone
trees you’re gonna beat them up anyone
trees you’re gonna beat them up anyone who doesn’t love trees I will make you
who doesn’t love trees I will make you
who doesn’t love trees I will make you eat lollipops with bugs in them yeah you
eat lollipops with bugs in them yeah you
eat lollipops with bugs in them yeah you heard it here first you know what she’s
heard it here first you know what she’s
heard it here first you know what she’s gonna do pull out her pooter boom you’re
gonna do pull out her pooter boom you’re
gonna do pull out her pooter boom you’re in a jar around her neck son trying to
in a jar around her neck son trying to
in a jar around her neck son trying to disrespect trees enjoy life in the jar
disrespect trees enjoy life in the jar
disrespect trees enjoy life in the jar that’s her that’s the end of our show we
that’s her that’s the end of our show we
that’s her that’s the end of our show we did it we did a good talk show you’re
did it we did a good talk show you’re
did it we did a good talk show you’re the best person to talk to about trees
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