
you probably think of centipedes as tiny squishy bothersome things cowering in
squishy bothersome things cowering in
squishy bothersome things cowering in your garden meet the South American
your garden meet the South American
your garden meet the South American centipede about a foot long in your face
centipede about a foot long in your face
centipede about a foot long in your face and full of surprises first surprise
and full of surprises first surprise
and full of surprises first surprise this centipede is still growing so it’s
this centipede is still growing so it’s
this centipede is still growing so it’s got to shed so a new exoskeleton can
got to shed so a new exoskeleton can
got to shed so a new exoskeleton can grow on its body like a debutante
grow on its body like a debutante
grow on its body like a debutante wriggling out of a too-tight evening
wriggling out of a too-tight evening
wriggling out of a too-tight evening gown the centipede has to squirm slink
gown the centipede has to squirm slink
gown the centipede has to squirm slink twitch why then is out of its
twitch why then is out of its
twitch why then is out of its confinement finally finally it gets out
confinement finally finally it gets out
confinement finally finally it gets out of its old body armor now it has to
of its old body armor now it has to
of its old body armor now it has to plump up fast before its epidermis
plump up fast before its epidermis
plump up fast before its epidermis secretes chitin too soon
secretes chitin too soon
secretes chitin too soon if the chitin hardens into a shell why
if the chitin hardens into a shell why
if the chitin hardens into a shell why the centipede is still on the smallish
the centipede is still on the smallish
the centipede is still on the smallish side the shedding would have been
side the shedding would have been
side the shedding would have been pointless hey what could be more
pointless hey what could be more
pointless hey what could be more convenient snackie than that handy old
convenient snackie than that handy old
convenient snackie than that handy old exoskeleton what do you call this I mean
exoskeleton what do you call this I mean
exoskeleton what do you call this I mean it’s not cannibalism because that’s
it’s not cannibalism because that’s
it’s not cannibalism because that’s eating another of your own species I
eating another of your own species I
eating another of your own species I guess you could call this in Auto
guess you could call this in Auto
guess you could call this in Auto grazing
grazing
grazing the centipede has a new skin and a new
the centipede has a new skin and a new
the centipede has a new skin and a new attitude creditor it’s hungry and eating
attitude creditor it’s hungry and eating
attitude creditor it’s hungry and eating its old skin just isn’t good enough it’s
its old skin just isn’t good enough it’s
its old skin just isn’t good enough it’s after a baby green iguana the iguana is
after a baby green iguana the iguana is
after a baby green iguana the iguana is fast twitchy
fast twitchy
fast twitchy highly mobile and impulsive the
highly mobile and impulsive the
highly mobile and impulsive the centipede is slower persistent hungry
centipede is slower persistent hungry
centipede is slower persistent hungry and strategic the centipede advances on
and strategic the centipede advances on
and strategic the centipede advances on the iguana the iguana retreats the
the iguana the iguana retreats the
the iguana the iguana retreats the iguana scoots the centipede crawls scoot
iguana scoots the centipede crawls scoot
iguana scoots the centipede crawls scoot crawl scoot crawl
crawl scoot crawl
crawl scoot crawl whoopsie-daisy somehow after all that
whoopsie-daisy somehow after all that
whoopsie-daisy somehow after all that scooting the iguana finds itself at the
scooting the iguana finds itself at the
scooting the iguana finds itself at the end of a branch how bad happened yow
end of a branch how bad happened yow
end of a branch how bad happened yow the centipede moves in for the moment of
the centipede moves in for the moment of
the centipede moves in for the moment of truth the iguana considers its options
truth the iguana considers its options
truth the iguana considers its options and in a defensive response leaps into
and in a defensive response leaps into
and in a defensive response leaps into the safety of the water below
okay so the Senate aide wasn’t satisfied
okay so the Senate aide wasn’t satisfied eating its own skin and then it failed
eating its own skin and then it failed
eating its own skin and then it failed to nab a more substantial meal know what
these baby rats are safe because mom is
these baby rats are safe because mom is guarding the nest but mom has to go
guarding the nest but mom has to go
guarding the nest but mom has to go grocery shopping
grocery shopping
grocery shopping leaving the babies completely helpless
leaving the babies completely helpless
leaving the babies completely helpless speaking of grocery shopping
speaking of grocery shopping
speaking of grocery shopping the centipede relies on ground
the centipede relies on ground
the centipede relies on ground vibrations and antenna touch to locate a
vibrations and antenna touch to locate a
vibrations and antenna touch to locate a feast like this one
feast like this one
feast like this one mom senses danger and races to the
mom senses danger and races to the
mom senses danger and races to the rescue the centipede is chased off but
rescue the centipede is chased off but
rescue the centipede is chased off but not before mom discovers one of her
not before mom discovers one of her
not before mom discovers one of her babies dead killed by the Senate Dean
now wait a minute we don’t want you to
now wait a minute we don’t want you to think that centipedes are Venom’s
think that centipedes are Venom’s
think that centipedes are Venom’s spewing hundred legged baby killers I
spewing hundred legged baby killers I
spewing hundred legged baby killers I mean the females can be devoted moms I
mean the females can be devoted moms I
mean the females can be devoted moms I dare any predator to try and get at
dare any predator to try and get at
dare any predator to try and get at these eggs this mom is literally a
these eggs this mom is literally a
these eggs this mom is literally a basket case protecting her eggs until
basket case protecting her eggs until
basket case protecting her eggs until they hatch and a new generation of
they hatch and a new generation of
they hatch and a new generation of fierce multi limbed warriors are
fierce multi limbed warriors are
fierce multi limbed warriors are unleashed on the jungle
unleashed on the jungle
unleashed on the jungle you
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