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macaques love to monkey around here in

macaques love to monkey around here in southern India when a peddler leaves a

southern India when a peddler leaves a

southern India when a peddler leaves a fruit cart unattended for just a single

fruit cart unattended for just a single

fruit cart unattended for just a single moment these bonnet macaques pounce on

moment these bonnet macaques pounce on

moment these bonnet macaques pounce on alight hungry ants at a company picnic

alight hungry ants at a company picnic

alight hungry ants at a company picnic those of you with very young children

those of you with very young children

those of you with very young children will recognize this kind of eating

will recognize this kind of eating

will recognize this kind of eating behavior so many peanuts so little time

behavior so many peanuts so little time

behavior so many peanuts so little time then bananas well naturally oranges

then bananas well naturally oranges

then bananas well naturally oranges basically whatever isn’t nailed down and

basically whatever isn’t nailed down and

basically whatever isn’t nailed down and if they can cry it up it’s not nailed

if they can cry it up it’s not nailed

if they can cry it up it’s not nailed out what a macaque doesn’t eat on the

out what a macaque doesn’t eat on the

out what a macaque doesn’t eat on the spot it puts in doggy bags called its

spot it puts in doggy bags called its

spot it puts in doggy bags called its cheek pouches which it uses while

cheek pouches which it uses while

cheek pouches which it uses while foraging for more food now it’s on to

foraging for more food now it’s on to

foraging for more food now it’s on to the next meal the bowl on the cats with

the next meal the bowl on the cats with

the next meal the bowl on the cats with their distinctively long tails aren’t

their distinctively long tails aren’t

their distinctively long tails aren’t afraid to raid homes in search of food

afraid to raid homes in search of food

afraid to raid homes in search of food and just an all-around good time now

and just an all-around good time now

and just an all-around good time now grapes are always good full of fruit

grapes are always good full of fruit

grapes are always good full of fruit sugar for the energy they’ll need to

sugar for the energy they’ll need to

sugar for the energy they’ll need to wreak havoc like a bunch of seven year

wreak havoc like a bunch of seven year

wreak havoc like a bunch of seven year olds at an out-of-control birthday party

just when you think it can’t get any

just when you think it can’t get any worse

worse

worse it gets worse

they’ve been so destructive that the

they’ve been so destructive that the Forest Service relocates them from the

Forest Service relocates them from the

Forest Service relocates them from the city to a faraway forest but these very

city to a faraway forest but these very

city to a faraway forest but these very social monkeys seem to take it in stride

social monkeys seem to take it in stride

social monkeys seem to take it in stride and just turn this swimming hole into an

and just turn this swimming hole into an

and just turn this swimming hole into an impromptu water park they’re avid

impromptu water park they’re avid

impromptu water park they’re avid swimmers and avid swingers and all this

swimmers and avid swingers and all this

swimmers and avid swingers and all this swimming and swinging sure works up yeah

swimming and swinging sure works up yeah

swimming and swinging sure works up yeah what else

what else

what else a gigantic appetite no in life there’s

a gigantic appetite no in life there’s

a gigantic appetite no in life there’s what you know and what you don’t know

what you know and what you don’t know

what you know and what you don’t know and what you don’t know you don’t know

and what you don’t know you don’t know

and what you don’t know you don’t know the maquettes know there’s food here

the maquettes know there’s food here

the maquettes know there’s food here what they don’t know is that the guy who

what they don’t know is that the guy who

what they don’t know is that the guy who set up this operation is making bootleg

set up this operation is making bootleg

set up this operation is making bootleg liquor by fermenting fruit and what they

liquor by fermenting fruit and what they

liquor by fermenting fruit and what they don’t know they don’t know is what

don’t know they don’t know is what

don’t know they don’t know is what happens when a relatively tiny macaque

happens when a relatively tiny macaque

happens when a relatively tiny macaque body encounters the kind of liquor that

body encounters the kind of liquor that

body encounters the kind of liquor that can lay out a 200-pound human if

can lay out a 200-pound human if

can lay out a 200-pound human if ignorance is bliss these macaques have

ignorance is bliss these macaques have

ignorance is bliss these macaques have achieved euphoria

nothing left to do but try to sleep it

nothing left to do but try to sleep it off

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