Press "Enter" to skip to content

Doris Day of Doom | Doomsday Preppers


they call me the Doris Day of Doom

they call me the Doris Day of Doom because I’m preparing for a Black Swan

because I’m preparing for a Black Swan

because I’m preparing for a Black Swan event like a catastrophic New Madrid

event like a catastrophic New Madrid

event like a catastrophic New Madrid earthquake Black Swan events are those

earthquake Black Swan events are those

earthquake Black Swan events are those events that come out of nowhere we often

events that come out of nowhere we often

events that come out of nowhere we often say oh I didn’t see that one coming but

say oh I didn’t see that one coming but

say oh I didn’t see that one coming but they have the potential to completely

they have the potential to completely

they have the potential to completely change the way we live our lives

change the way we live our lives

change the way we live our lives Kathy actively encourages her entire

Kathy actively encourages her entire

Kathy actively encourages her entire community to ready themselves for the

community to ready themselves for the

community to ready themselves for the coming doomsday by including them in her

coming doomsday by including them in her

coming doomsday by including them in her prepping activities we’re already in a

prepping activities we’re already in a

prepping activities we’re already in a sort of doomsday event I mean like is

sort of doomsday event I mean like is

sort of doomsday event I mean like is hitting the fan around us want me to do

hitting the fan around us want me to do

hitting the fan around us want me to do that now government is spending like

that now government is spending like

that now government is spending like hundreds of billions of dollars a year

hundreds of billions of dollars a year

hundreds of billions of dollars a year on weapons and the military like seems

on weapons and the military like seems

on weapons and the military like seems like they’re prepping we’ve been very

like they’re prepping we’ve been very

like they’re prepping we’ve been very busy up collecting apples for doing our

busy up collecting apples for doing our

busy up collecting apples for doing our cider pressing how this process works is

cider pressing how this process works is

cider pressing how this process works is you throw them into this hopper and it

you throw them into this hopper and it

you throw them into this hopper and it grinds them you just keep turning and

grinds them you just keep turning and

grinds them you just keep turning and turning turning you see the cider comes

turning turning you see the cider comes

turning turning you see the cider comes out the bottom here after the cider is

out the bottom here after the cider is

out the bottom here after the cider is sat for a while it will you can turn it

sat for a while it will you can turn it

sat for a while it will you can turn it into hard cider or whiskey

into hard cider or whiskey

into hard cider or whiskey but crisis happened we could barter and

but crisis happened we could barter and

but crisis happened we could barter and be very very valuable

be very very valuable

be very very valuable it’s easy to feel a little left out of

it’s easy to feel a little left out of

it’s easy to feel a little left out of the prepper community if you live in New

the prepper community if you live in New

the prepper community if you live in New England and if you’re not fairly

England and if you’re not fairly

England and if you’re not fairly right-wing and conservative politically

right-wing and conservative politically

right-wing and conservative politically but I just don’t spend my time worrying

but I just don’t spend my time worrying

but I just don’t spend my time worrying about storing guns and ammunition

about storing guns and ammunition

about storing guns and ammunition because our security comes not from

because our security comes not from

because our security comes not from stockpiling weapons but from having a

stockpiling weapons but from having a

stockpiling weapons but from having a community that respects each other

community that respects each other

community that respects each other supports each other and we have each

supports each other and we have each

supports each other and we have each other’s backs some people say oh I just

other’s backs some people say oh I just

other’s backs some people say oh I just want to have guns and frankly I think

want to have guns and frankly I think

want to have guns and frankly I think that’s pretty stupid marauding bands

that’s pretty stupid marauding bands

that’s pretty stupid marauding bands come I’ll show them how much great food

come I’ll show them how much great food

come I’ll show them how much great food I’ve got I’ll invite them to some sort

I’ve got I’ll invite them to some sort

I’ve got I’ll invite them to some sort of feast and charm them and then if I

of feast and charm them and then if I

of feast and charm them and then if I decide that they could be useful and

decide that they could be useful and

decide that they could be useful and cooperative great and otherwise I’ll

cooperative great and otherwise I’ll

cooperative great and otherwise I’ll poison them or cut their throats in

poison them or cut their throats in

poison them or cut their throats in their sleep or something like that

their sleep or something like that

their sleep or something like that [Music]

[Music]

[Music] we have become a nation that expects to

we have become a nation that expects to

we have become a nation that expects to be taken care of we think that there is

be taken care of we think that there is

be taken care of we think that there is always going to be some white knight and

always going to be some white knight and

always going to be some white knight and horse that comes in to rescue us and

horse that comes in to rescue us and

horse that comes in to rescue us and more and more often we’re seeing that

more and more often we’re seeing that

more and more often we’re seeing that that just is not the case

that just is not the case

that just is not the case oh they’re I suppose that there are some

oh they’re I suppose that there are some

oh they’re I suppose that there are some people who do in fact think that I’m

people who do in fact think that I’m

people who do in fact think that I’m paranoid and gloomy do me and why do I

paranoid and gloomy do me and why do I

paranoid and gloomy do me and why do I waste my time thinking about this but

waste my time thinking about this but

waste my time thinking about this but here’s the reality because I’ve spent a

here’s the reality because I’ve spent a

here’s the reality because I’ve spent a lot of time preparing for the worst case

lot of time preparing for the worst case

lot of time preparing for the worst case scenario I can afford to be cheerful the

scenario I can afford to be cheerful the

scenario I can afford to be cheerful the rest of the time que sera sera – the end

rest of the time que sera sera – the end

rest of the time que sera sera – the end of the world

”

Be First to Comment

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *