remember your mother tucking you in bed and saying don’t let the bedbugs bite
and saying don’t let the bedbugs bite
and saying don’t let the bedbugs bite before she turned off your nightlight
before she turned off your nightlight
before she turned off your nightlight you probably thought she was kidding
you probably thought she was kidding
you probably thought she was kidding well hell she wasn’t kidding
well hell she wasn’t kidding
well hell she wasn’t kidding it’s just before dawn you’re in the
it’s just before dawn you’re in the
it’s just before dawn you’re in the deepest sleep you’ll be in all night and
deepest sleep you’ll be in all night and
deepest sleep you’ll be in all night and the bedbugs are ready to strike bedbugs
the bedbugs are ready to strike bedbugs
the bedbugs are ready to strike bedbugs once lived in caves and sucked the blood
once lived in caves and sucked the blood
once lived in caves and sucked the blood of bats and your prehistoric ancestors
of bats and your prehistoric ancestors
of bats and your prehistoric ancestors when we left our caves so did they they
when we left our caves so did they they
when we left our caves so did they they sneak in through the tiniest cracks the
sneak in through the tiniest cracks the
sneak in through the tiniest cracks the most miniscule openings they even come
most miniscule openings they even come
most miniscule openings they even come in through an outlet they know where you
in through an outlet they know where you
in through an outlet they know where you are because they can sense the carbon
are because they can sense the carbon
are because they can sense the carbon dioxide you exhale you’ve got something
dioxide you exhale you’ve got something
dioxide you exhale you’ve got something they want blood when they get within
they want blood when they get within
they want blood when they get within sucking distance they use heat sensors
sucking distance they use heat sensors
sucking distance they use heat sensors on their antennae to find the juiciest
on their antennae to find the juiciest
on their antennae to find the juiciest place to drill for plasma and expose
place to drill for plasma and expose
place to drill for plasma and expose limb is like a flashing neon sign for a
limb is like a flashing neon sign for a
limb is like a flashing neon sign for a free all you can suck buffet if nobody
free all you can suck buffet if nobody
free all you can suck buffet if nobody does anything thousands of them can
does anything thousands of them can
does anything thousands of them can infest a single bedroom
infest a single bedroom
infest a single bedroom like a safecracker opening a vault the
like a safecracker opening a vault the
like a safecracker opening a vault the bedbug finds the perfect spot to hit the
bedbug finds the perfect spot to hit the
bedbug finds the perfect spot to hit the blood bank bedbugs have to drink blood
blood bank bedbugs have to drink blood
blood bank bedbugs have to drink blood to stay alive and breed and mother
to stay alive and breed and mother
to stay alive and breed and mother nature is on the side of the bed bug the
nature is on the side of the bed bug the
nature is on the side of the bed bug the bug administers an anesthetic so you
bug administers an anesthetic so you
bug administers an anesthetic so you don’t wake up as well as an
don’t wake up as well as an
don’t wake up as well as an anticoagulant so your vital life essence
anticoagulant so your vital life essence
anticoagulant so your vital life essence will gush freely from your veins and
will gush freely from your veins and
will gush freely from your veins and here’s a cheery fact a bedbug can drink
here’s a cheery fact a bedbug can drink
here’s a cheery fact a bedbug can drink three times its weight in a single meal
three times its weight in a single meal
three times its weight in a single meal talk about your big gulp here’s
talk about your big gulp here’s
talk about your big gulp here’s something else to brighten your day if
something else to brighten your day if
something else to brighten your day if you’ve got a serious infestation you
you’ve got a serious infestation you
you’ve got a serious infestation you might get bitten 500 times in a single
might get bitten 500 times in a single
might get bitten 500 times in a single night you might get an emu
night you might get an emu
night you might get an emu unlike the bedbug all done see you
unlike the bedbug all done see you
unlike the bedbug all done see you tomorrow
tomorrow
tomorrow sucker no I guess it’s the sucker you
sucker no I guess it’s the sucker you
sucker no I guess it’s the sucker you are the sucky
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