where we deliver man-sized portions of science with a side order of comedy
science with a side order of comedy
science with a side order of comedy before we learn who the audience thinks
before we learn who the audience thinks
before we learn who the audience thinks presented the coolest fact of the night
presented the coolest fact of the night
presented the coolest fact of the night we’re going to play a little game we
we’re going to play a little game we
we’re going to play a little game we call the smartest guy in the room so
call the smartest guy in the room so
call the smartest guy in the room so here’s how we play we each pick a
here’s how we play we each pick a
here’s how we play we each pick a question at random to be clear none of
question at random to be clear none of
question at random to be clear none of us have seen these before and we all get
us have seen these before and we all get
us have seen these before and we all get to answer tonight’s category is bugging
to answer tonight’s category is bugging
to answer tonight’s category is bugging out these are questions about insects
out these are questions about insects
out these are questions about insects when a cockroach loses its head it can
when a cockroach loses its head it can
when a cockroach loses its head it can continue living for weeks weeks weeks
continue living for weeks weeks weeks
continue living for weeks weeks weeks with no head yeah I’m gonna say false
with no head yeah I’m gonna say false
with no head yeah I’m gonna say false how does it eat right well it’s got a
how does it eat right well it’s got a
how does it eat right well it’s got a huge hole now roaches are notoriously
huge hole now roaches are notoriously
huge hole now roaches are notoriously like they could survive all sorts of
like they could survive all sorts of
like they could survive all sorts of things and who knows what you could do
things and who knows what you could do
things and who knows what you could do to them and they’ll survive yeah I’m
to them and they’ll survive yeah I’m
to them and they’ll survive yeah I’m gonna say true as well
gonna say true as well
gonna say true as well true true yeah they didn’t want to clap
true true yeah they didn’t want to clap
true true yeah they didn’t want to clap for it they didn’t want they’re like I
for it they didn’t want they’re like I
for it they didn’t want they’re like I don’t want that to be true I do not want
don’t want that to be true I do not want
don’t want that to be true I do not want that to be true yeah it says that they
that to be true yeah it says that they
that to be true yeah it says that they can stay alive and keep moving because
can stay alive and keep moving because
can stay alive and keep moving because they have nerve tissue agglomerations in
they have nerve tissue agglomerations in
they have nerve tissue agglomerations in each body segment providing basic
each body segment providing basic
each body segment providing basic nervous functions responsible for
nervous functions responsible for
nervous functions responsible for reflexes so basically you could rip them
reflexes so basically you could rip them
reflexes so basically you could rip them apart but I thought you were talking
apart but I thought you were talking
apart but I thought you were talking about quality of life that’s very very
about quality of life that’s very very
about quality of life that’s very very different you’re right they very sad
different you’re right they very sad
different you’re right they very sad yeah okay all right
yeah okay all right
yeah okay all right there are tree mites that when
there are tree mites that when
there are tree mites that when threatened fuse together to form a
threatened fuse together to form a
threatened fuse together to form a larger tree might to scare off predators
larger tree might to scare off predators
larger tree might to scare off predators sure oh I’m gonna say false because tree
sure oh I’m gonna say false because tree
sure oh I’m gonna say false because tree mites naturally hate each other they
mites naturally hate each other they
mites naturally hate each other they don’t like to work together but much
don’t like to work together but much
don’t like to work together but much like a juggling family like a circus
like a juggling family like a circus
like a juggling family like a circus family well they all hate each other but
family well they all hate each other but
family well they all hate each other but they still tumble around together
they still tumble around together
they still tumble around together same thing I see so you’re all saying
same thing I see so you’re all saying
same thing I see so you’re all saying that tree mites like get on top of each
that tree mites like get on top of each
that tree mites like get on top of each other put on a big like cloak like it’s
other put on a big like cloak like it’s
other put on a big like cloak like it’s one tall dude yeah I’m saying that I saw
one tall dude yeah I’m saying that I saw
one tall dude yeah I’m saying that I saw the movie Finding Nemo and in that movie
the movie Finding Nemo and in that movie
the movie Finding Nemo and in that movie all the fish come together in
all the fish come together in
all the fish come together in make an arrow and they make a thing and
make an arrow and they make a thing and
make an arrow and they make a thing and so I’m going I’m going off Pixar okay
so I’m going I’m going off Pixar okay
so I’m going I’m going off Pixar okay you know what that is though fish
you know what that is though fish
you know what that is though fish these are tree mites slightly different
these are tree mites slightly different
these are tree mites slightly different creatures now they do it because they’re
creatures now they do it because they’re
creatures now they do it because they’re mites they’re really small they’re like
mites they’re really small they’re like
mites they’re really small they’re like look we may not like each other but
look we may not like each other but
look we may not like each other but we’re gonna get eaten if we don’t look
we’re gonna get eaten if we don’t look
we’re gonna get eaten if we don’t look like we’re something remember in the
like we’re something remember in the
like we’re something remember in the movie Independence Day everybody hated
movie Independence Day everybody hated
movie Independence Day everybody hated each other right until the aliens came
each other right until the aliens came
each other right until the aliens came down on each other Palestinians Israelis
down on each other Palestinians Israelis
down on each other Palestinians Israelis huh yeah you know that’s the same thing
huh yeah you know that’s the same thing
huh yeah you know that’s the same thing with tree mites this is our Independence
with tree mites this is our Independence
with tree mites this is our Independence Day
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