remember your mother tucking you in bed and saying don’t let the bedbugs bite
and saying don’t let the bedbugs bite
and saying don’t let the bedbugs bite before she turned off your night light
before she turned off your night light
before she turned off your night light you probably thought she was kidding how
you probably thought she was kidding how
you probably thought she was kidding how she wasn’t kidding it’s just before dawn
she wasn’t kidding it’s just before dawn
she wasn’t kidding it’s just before dawn you’re in the deepest sleep you’ll be in
you’re in the deepest sleep you’ll be in
you’re in the deepest sleep you’ll be in all night and the bedbugs are ready to
all night and the bedbugs are ready to
all night and the bedbugs are ready to strike bedbugs once lived in caves and
strike bedbugs once lived in caves and
strike bedbugs once lived in caves and sucked the blood of bats and your
sucked the blood of bats and your
sucked the blood of bats and your prehistoric ancestors but we left our
prehistoric ancestors but we left our
prehistoric ancestors but we left our caves so did they they sneak in through
caves so did they they sneak in through
caves so did they they sneak in through the tiniest cracks the most miniscule
the tiniest cracks the most miniscule
the tiniest cracks the most miniscule openings they even come in through an
openings they even come in through an
openings they even come in through an outlet they know where you are because
outlet they know where you are because
outlet they know where you are because they can sense the carbon dioxide you
they can sense the carbon dioxide you
they can sense the carbon dioxide you exhale you’ve got something they want
exhale you’ve got something they want
exhale you’ve got something they want blood
blood
blood when they get within sucking distance
when they get within sucking distance
when they get within sucking distance they use heat sensors on their antennae
they use heat sensors on their antennae
they use heat sensors on their antennae to find the juiciest place to drill for
to find the juiciest place to drill for
to find the juiciest place to drill for plasma and expose limb is like a
plasma and expose limb is like a
plasma and expose limb is like a flashing neon sign for a free all you
flashing neon sign for a free all you
flashing neon sign for a free all you can suck buffet if nobody does anything
can suck buffet if nobody does anything
can suck buffet if nobody does anything thousands of them can infest a single
thousands of them can infest a single
thousands of them can infest a single bedroom like a safecracker opening a
bedroom like a safecracker opening a
bedroom like a safecracker opening a vault the bedbug finds the perfect spot
vault the bedbug finds the perfect spot
vault the bedbug finds the perfect spot to hit the blood bank bedbugs have to
to hit the blood bank bedbugs have to
to hit the blood bank bedbugs have to drink blood to stay alive and breathe
drink blood to stay alive and breathe
drink blood to stay alive and breathe and mother nature is on the side of the
and mother nature is on the side of the
and mother nature is on the side of the bed bug the bug administers an
bed bug the bug administers an
bed bug the bug administers an anesthetic so you don’t wake up as well
anesthetic so you don’t wake up as well
anesthetic so you don’t wake up as well as an anticoagulant so your vital life
as an anticoagulant so your vital life
as an anticoagulant so your vital life essence will gush freely from your veins
essence will gush freely from your veins
essence will gush freely from your veins and here’s a cherry fact a bedbug can
and here’s a cherry fact a bedbug can
and here’s a cherry fact a bedbug can drink three times its weight in a single
drink three times its weight in a single
drink three times its weight in a single meal talk about your big gulp here’s
meal talk about your big gulp here’s
meal talk about your big gulp here’s something else to brighten your day if
something else to brighten your day if
something else to brighten your day if you’ve got a serious infestation you
you’ve got a serious infestation you
you’ve got a serious infestation you might get bitten 500 times in a single
might get bitten 500 times in a single
might get bitten 500 times in a single night you might get an email unlike the
night you might get an email unlike the
night you might get an email unlike the bedbug
bedbug
bedbug all done see you tomorrow sucker no I
all done see you tomorrow sucker no I
all done see you tomorrow sucker no I guess it’s the sucker you are the sucky
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