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Beating a Lie Detector Test | I Didn’t Know That


hello Johnny

hello Johnny hi they um uh doctor take a seat the lie

hi they um uh doctor take a seat the lie

hi they um uh doctor take a seat the lie detector or polygraph we’ve all seen the

detector or polygraph we’ve all seen the

detector or polygraph we’ve all seen the movies some steely-eyed spy trying to

movies some steely-eyed spy trying to

movies some steely-eyed spy trying to conceal the truth from a mysterious

conceal the truth from a mysterious

conceal the truth from a mysterious interrogator but can you beat a lie

interrogator but can you beat a lie

interrogator but can you beat a lie detector in real life lying is stressful

detector in real life lying is stressful

detector in real life lying is stressful business the natural physiological

business the natural physiological

business the natural physiological reactions to telling a big fat whopper

reactions to telling a big fat whopper

reactions to telling a big fat whopper is that your pulse quickens you breathe

is that your pulse quickens you breathe

is that your pulse quickens you breathe faster and you start to sweat polygraphs

faster and you start to sweat polygraphs

faster and you start to sweat polygraphs work by detecting these changes so any

work by detecting these changes so any

work by detecting these changes so any spike on the chart can indicate stress

spike on the chart can indicate stress

spike on the chart can indicate stress and therefore the possibility of a lie

and therefore the possibility of a lie

and therefore the possibility of a lie so the key to deceiving a lie detector

so the key to deceiving a lie detector

so the key to deceiving a lie detector is to try and hide your real stress

is to try and hide your real stress

is to try and hide your real stress levels 24 hours earlier I nicked

levels 24 hours earlier I nicked

levels 24 hours earlier I nicked Richards games console

the question was could I hide my act of

the question was could I hide my act of dishonesty from the machine I was hooked

dishonesty from the machine I was hooked

dishonesty from the machine I was hooked up to it so that my breathing skin

up to it so that my breathing skin

up to it so that my breathing skin conductivity and blood pressure could be

conductivity and blood pressure could be

conductivity and blood pressure could be measured polygraph tests start with the

measured polygraph tests start with the

measured polygraph tests start with the examiner asking a series of basic

examiner asking a series of basic

examiner asking a series of basic questions to which the answers are known

questions to which the answers are known

questions to which the answers are known to be true this establishes a baseline

to be true this establishes a baseline

to be true this establishes a baseline which indicates the average stress

which indicates the average stress

which indicates the average stress levels of that individual

now one rumor technique used by Old

now one rumor technique used by Old Spice was to put a drawing pin in their

Spice was to put a drawing pin in their

Spice was to put a drawing pin in their shoe now I’m going to press my toes down

shoe now I’m going to press my toes down

shoe now I’m going to press my toes down onto this pin during the baseline

onto this pin during the baseline

onto this pin during the baseline questions hopefully the pain will

questions hopefully the pain will

questions hopefully the pain will increase my stress levels so that during

increase my stress levels so that during

increase my stress levels so that during the potentially incriminating questions

the potentially incriminating questions

the potentially incriminating questions my nervous stress won’t register any

my nervous stress won’t register any

my nervous stress won’t register any higher on the chart okay I’m going to

higher on the chart okay I’m going to

higher on the chart okay I’m going to ask you a series of questions I just

ask you a series of questions I just

ask you a series of questions I just need you to answer yes or no to each

need you to answer yes or no to each

need you to answer yes or no to each question are you known as Johnny yes is

question are you known as Johnny yes is

question are you known as Johnny yes is today Tuesday yes keep perfectly still

today Tuesday yes keep perfectly still

today Tuesday yes keep perfectly still following which is quite difficult when

following which is quite difficult when

following which is quite difficult when your big toes jammed down on a drawing

your big toes jammed down on a drawing

your big toes jammed down on a drawing pin are you wearing a gray jacket yes

pin are you wearing a gray jacket yes

pin are you wearing a gray jacket yes with the baseline questions over it was

with the baseline questions over it was

with the baseline questions over it was time for the main interrogation to begin

time for the main interrogation to begin

time for the main interrogation to begin I was also hoping another trick might

I was also hoping another trick might

I was also hoping another trick might fool the Machine stress makes you sweat

fool the Machine stress makes you sweat

fool the Machine stress makes you sweat more which increases your skin

more which increases your skin

more which increases your skin conductivity putting telltale spikes on

conductivity putting telltale spikes on

conductivity putting telltale spikes on the graph so earlier I’d sprayed my

the graph so earlier I’d sprayed my

the graph so earlier I’d sprayed my fingers with antiperspirant to reduce

fingers with antiperspirant to reduce

fingers with antiperspirant to reduce the flow

the tester started regarding the missing

the tester started regarding the missing games console do you intend to answer

games console do you intend to answer

games console do you intend to answer truthfully each question about that yes

truthfully each question about that yes

truthfully each question about that yes prior to age 25 did you ever steal

prior to age 25 did you ever steal

prior to age 25 did you ever steal anything from a shop yes famously in the

anything from a shop yes famously in the

anything from a shop yes famously in the late 80s CIA agent Aldrich Amos

late 80s CIA agent Aldrich Amos

late 80s CIA agent Aldrich Amos beat two polygraph tests while he was

beat two polygraph tests while he was

beat two polygraph tests while he was spying for the Russians by apparently

spying for the Russians by apparently

spying for the Russians by apparently just being super relaxed have my

just being super relaxed have my

just being super relaxed have my techniques worked with similar results

prior to 2005 have you ever taken

prior to 2005 have you ever taken anything from a friend knowing you would

anything from a friend knowing you would

anything from a friend knowing you would not return it no do you know where the

not return it no do you know where the

not return it no do you know where the missing games console is right now No

did you take the missing games console

did you take the missing games console that we could be using no well Johnny it

that we could be using no well Johnny it

that we could be using no well Johnny it would come at the end of your test and

would come at the end of your test and

would come at the end of your test and I’m afraid to tell you that you actually

I’m afraid to tell you that you actually

I’m afraid to tell you that you actually failed the test there’s one particular

failed the test there’s one particular

failed the test there’s one particular question which was did you take the

question which was did you take the

question which was did you take the missing games console from the bench in

missing games console from the bench in

missing games console from the bench in the lab and it shows a significant

the lab and it shows a significant

the lab and it shows a significant change in your breathing in your

change in your breathing in your

change in your breathing in your galvanic sweat resistance and your blood

galvanic sweat resistance and your blood

galvanic sweat resistance and your blood pressure you fail one question so you

pressure you fail one question so you

pressure you fail one question so you fail the entire test I’d made a fatal

fail the entire test I’d made a fatal

fail the entire test I’d made a fatal error

error

error apparently the pain induced stress

apparently the pain induced stress

apparently the pain induced stress caused by the drawing pin produced a

caused by the drawing pin produced a

caused by the drawing pin produced a totally different spike – that caused by

totally different spike – that caused by

totally different spike – that caused by nervous stress and tests have shown that

nervous stress and tests have shown that

nervous stress and tests have shown that most antiperspirants actually increase

most antiperspirants actually increase

most antiperspirants actually increase skin conductivity I may not have beaten

skin conductivity I may not have beaten

skin conductivity I may not have beaten the lie detector but a failed test isn’t

the lie detector but a failed test isn’t

the lie detector but a failed test isn’t enough for a conviction in a UK court of

enough for a conviction in a UK court of

enough for a conviction in a UK court of law although it might help persuade a

law although it might help persuade a

law although it might help persuade a jury

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