you don’t usually think of a bird as being a killer unless you’re Alfred
being a killer unless you’re Alfred
being a killer unless you’re Alfred Hitchcock but this badass Dino bird
Hitchcock but this badass Dino bird
Hitchcock but this badass Dino bird takes no prisoners because it lacks
takes no prisoners because it lacks
takes no prisoners because it lacks hands and the planning ability required
hands and the planning ability required
hands and the planning ability required to take prisoners
to take prisoners
to take prisoners yeah badass the cassowary is a
yeah badass the cassowary is a
yeah badass the cassowary is a prehistoric looking beast that can grow
prehistoric looking beast that can grow
prehistoric looking beast that can grow over six feet tall
over six feet tall
over six feet tall imagine an emu an ostrich and a dinosaur
imagine an emu an ostrich and a dinosaur
imagine an emu an ostrich and a dinosaur all kind of combined into one and you
all kind of combined into one and you
all kind of combined into one and you kind of got yourself a look kind of like
kind of got yourself a look kind of like
kind of got yourself a look kind of like a turducken cassowaries live in
a turducken cassowaries live in
a turducken cassowaries live in Queensland and the islands of New Guinea
Queensland and the islands of New Guinea
Queensland and the islands of New Guinea and they’re very protective of their
and they’re very protective of their
and they’re very protective of their home the twist is that she’s not a nerdy
home the twist is that she’s not a nerdy
home the twist is that she’s not a nerdy grad student with Bo now they have to be
grad student with Bo now they have to be
grad student with Bo now they have to be pretty territorial over their particular
pretty territorial over their particular
pretty territorial over their particular fruit trees or they’re going to run out
fruit trees or they’re going to run out
fruit trees or they’re going to run out of food I eat pot roast the same way
of food I eat pot roast the same way
of food I eat pot roast the same way defenders of their fruit paths or
defenders of their fruit paths or
defenders of their fruit paths or territory male cassowaries are
territory male cassowaries are
territory male cassowaries are aggressive but the females did you tell
aggressive but the females did you tell
aggressive but the females did you tell them they could put my weight on TV
them they could put my weight on TV
them they could put my weight on TV you’ll pay for this Herald badass bird
you’ll pay for this Herald badass bird
you’ll pay for this Herald badass bird cassowaries are interesting in terms of
cassowaries are interesting in terms of
cassowaries are interesting in terms of their parental care because the males
their parental care because the males
their parental care because the males are the ones that provide the bulk of
are the ones that provide the bulk of
are the ones that provide the bulk of the care truly the mr. mom’s of the
the care truly the mr. mom’s of the
the care truly the mr. mom’s of the animal kingdom’s are out of the picture
animal kingdom’s are out of the picture
animal kingdom’s are out of the picture leaving the male to raise up the the
leaving the male to raise up the the
leaving the male to raise up the the babies and of course to feed them with
babies and of course to feed them with
babies and of course to feed them with the fruits available in his territory
the fruits available in his territory
the fruits available in his territory aka a bag of Cheetos and some pizza
aka a bag of Cheetos and some pizza
aka a bag of Cheetos and some pizza rolls or extra mouths to feed
rolls or extra mouths to feed
rolls or extra mouths to feed defending his territory has never been
defending his territory has never been
defending his territory has never been more important he’s stepped down I’m
more important he’s stepped down I’m
more important he’s stepped down I’m never mind
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