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This is F*#ing Ridiculous | Joe Rogan


you’re a fucking human being

you’re a fucking human being [Music]

it’s all ridiculous it’s not that you

it’s all ridiculous it’s not that you know being a Muslim isn’t ridiculous but

know being a Muslim isn’t ridiculous but

know being a Muslim isn’t ridiculous but being a Jew is everything’s ridiculous

being a Jew is everything’s ridiculous

being a Jew is everything’s ridiculous being a Catholics ridiculous being a

being a Catholics ridiculous being a

being a Catholics ridiculous being a protestants ridiculous being a Baptist

protestants ridiculous being a Baptist

protestants ridiculous being a Baptist or being a Buddhist is ridiculous

or being a Buddhist is ridiculous

or being a Buddhist is ridiculous being in anything is ridiculous you

being in anything is ridiculous you

being in anything is ridiculous you attach yourself your mind to any

attach yourself your mind to any

attach yourself your mind to any ideology you’re going to be on a road

ideology you’re going to be on a road

ideology you’re going to be on a road and that road may or may not leave you

and that road may or may not leave you

and that road may or may not leave you in a good direction but you’re gonna

in a good direction but you’re gonna

in a good direction but you’re gonna stay on that fucking road if you’re

stay on that fucking road if you’re

stay on that fucking road if you’re attached to an ideology and it could be

attached to an ideology and it could be

attached to an ideology and it could be a terrible road it could be a road of

a terrible road it could be a road of

a terrible road it could be a road of you know circumcising your daughter’s

you know circumcising your daughter’s

you know circumcising your daughter’s clitoris because that’s a fucking

clitoris because that’s a fucking

clitoris because that’s a fucking tradition I mean these fucking crazy

tradition I mean these fucking crazy

tradition I mean these fucking crazy bitches in Africa that cut holes in

bitches in Africa that cut holes in

bitches in Africa that cut holes in their lip and stretch them out to put

their lip and stretch them out to put

their lip and stretch them out to put plates on why is that because they got

plates on why is that because they got

plates on why is that because they got on a fucking road they stuck with that

on a fucking road they stuck with that

on a fucking road they stuck with that road regardless of rational thinking

road regardless of rational thinking

road regardless of rational thinking they didn’t use rational thinking at all

they didn’t use rational thinking at all

they didn’t use rational thinking at all they’re just adapted a predetermined

they’re just adapted a predetermined

they’re just adapted a predetermined pattern of behavior that makes life so

pattern of behavior that makes life so

pattern of behavior that makes life so much more simple and that’s what every

much more simple and that’s what every

much more simple and that’s what every fucking religion is the problem is no

fucking religion is the problem is no

fucking religion is the problem is no one knows you cannot know you can have

one knows you cannot know you can have

one knows you cannot know you can have your own beautiful personal experiences

your own beautiful personal experiences

your own beautiful personal experiences you could have been the person that was

you could have been the person that was

you could have been the person that was actually touched by God and it’s not

actually touched by God and it’s not

actually touched by God and it’s not that you know yoga is the answer or

that you know yoga is the answer or

that you know yoga is the answer or fucking mushrooms or the answer there’s

fucking mushrooms or the answer there’s

fucking mushrooms or the answer there’s there’s just questions the human race is

there’s just questions the human race is

there’s just questions the human race is stuck in a giant quagmire when it comes

stuck in a giant quagmire when it comes

stuck in a giant quagmire when it comes to our behavior and our thinking about

to our behavior and our thinking about

to our behavior and our thinking about and to honest about that we’re never

and to honest about that we’re never

and to honest about that we’re never gonna

for a lot of people now religion to give

for a lot of people now religion to give you see was broached but there comes a

you see was broached but there comes a

you see was broached but there comes a certain point

and you have to recognize that all this

and you have to recognize that all this morality that you’ve developed is good

morality that you’ve developed is good

morality that you’ve developed is good because it’s good to treat other people

because it’s good to treat other people

because it’s good to treat other people good it’s good to treat other people the

good it’s good to treat other people the

good it’s good to treat other people the way you would like to be treated

way you would like to be treated

way you would like to be treated yourself it’s a fucking golden rule and

yourself it’s a fucking golden rule and

yourself it’s a fucking golden rule and there’s a reason for it and that reason

there’s a reason for it and that reason

there’s a reason for it and that reason is that were connected in some strange

is that were connected in some strange

is that were connected in some strange way that we don’t totally understand

way that we don’t totally understand

way that we don’t totally understand unless you aren’t good unless you’re a

unless you aren’t good unless you’re a

unless you aren’t good unless you’re a kind and friendly and warm and loving

kind and friendly and warm and loving

kind and friendly and warm and loving you’re not gonna fucking enjoy us

you’re not gonna fucking enjoy us

you’re not gonna fucking enjoy us you’re just not you’re gonna be problems

you’re just not you’re gonna be problems

you’re just not you’re gonna be problems everywhere you go you can have problems

everywhere you go you can have problems

everywhere you go you can have problems everywhere you go you got to figure out

everywhere you go you got to figure out

everywhere you go you got to figure out a way to enjoy this front door it’s not

a way to enjoy this front door it’s not

a way to enjoy this front door it’s not because of Jesus it’s not because of

because of Jesus it’s not because of

because of Jesus it’s not because of Moses it’s not because of anybody that

Moses it’s not because of anybody that

Moses it’s not because of anybody that may or may not have ever existed it’s

may or may not have ever existed it’s

may or may not have ever existed it’s because that’s how you fit in better in

because that’s how you fit in better in

because that’s how you fit in better in the world that’s how you stay positive

the world that’s how you stay positive

the world that’s how you stay positive and it doesn’t have to be some shit that

and it doesn’t have to be some shit that

and it doesn’t have to be some shit that was written 5,000 years ago on fucking

was written 5,000 years ago on fucking

was written 5,000 years ago on fucking animal skins that doesn’t have to be the

animal skins that doesn’t have to be the

animal skins that doesn’t have to be the Golden Rule because it’s old

Golden Rule because it’s old

Golden Rule because it’s old you know that’s dumb we need to figure

you know that’s dumb we need to figure

you know that’s dumb we need to figure out like now today what what is you know

out like now today what what is you know

out like now today what what is you know the best way to live your life what is

the best way to live your life what is

the best way to live your life what is that you know there’s got to be ways you

that you know there’s got to be ways you

that you know there’s got to be ways you can be putting forward the most positive

can be putting forward the most positive

can be putting forward the most positive energy I mean we know objectively what’s

energy I mean we know objectively what’s

energy I mean we know objectively what’s causing pollution we know objectively

causing pollution we know objectively

causing pollution we know objectively what’s causing birth defects and you

what’s causing birth defects and you

what’s causing birth defects and you know and what are we’re taking in too

know and what are we’re taking in too

know and what are we’re taking in too much chemicals and not enough vitamins

much chemicals and not enough vitamins

much chemicals and not enough vitamins we know objectively all this stuff we

we know objectively all this stuff we

we know objectively all this stuff we know how to organize our world and yeah

know how to organize our world and yeah

know how to organize our world and yeah to organize our health and yet very few

to organize our health and yet very few

to organize our health and yet very few people do it we know all these things

people do it we know all these things

people do it we know all these things the right path to like being like a

the right path to like being like a

the right path to like being like a happy healthy person is to do all the

happy healthy person is to do all the

happy healthy person is to do all the shit that we already know you’re

shit that we already know you’re

shit that we already know you’re supposed to do take care of your body

supposed to do take care of your body

supposed to do take care of your body take care of yourself take care of your

take care of yourself take care of your

take care of yourself take care of your mind your stress meditate be kind to

mind your stress meditate be kind to

mind your stress meditate be kind to people we all know that when you ask

people we all know that when you ask

people we all know that when you ask anybody they know how to

anybody they know how to

anybody they know how to the most evolved version

the most evolved version

the most evolved version healthy foods in your body

healthy foods in your body

healthy foods in your body many many vegetables vegetables a lot of

many many vegetables vegetables a lot of

many many vegetables vegetables a lot of good good quality protein a lot of water

good good quality protein a lot of water

good good quality protein a lot of water stop the sodas stop the bullshit start

stop the sodas stop the bullshit start

stop the sodas stop the bullshit start working out your body and get a better

working out your body and get a better

working out your body and get a better sense of like how this machine feels

sense of like how this machine feels

sense of like how this machine feels when it’s moving it’s flowing better

when it’s moving it’s flowing better

when it’s moving it’s flowing better there’s less tension in it your mind

there’s less tension in it your mind

there’s less tension in it your mind feels like relaxed and you enjoy every

feels like relaxed and you enjoy every

feels like relaxed and you enjoy every single moment of the day better

single moment of the day better

single moment of the day better step one who’s putting on that step

step one who’s putting on that step

step one who’s putting on that step right what’s step two be cool be nice to

right what’s step two be cool be nice to

right what’s step two be cool be nice to as many people smile on as many people

as many people smile on as many people

as many people smile on as many people as you can have them smile back at you

as you can have them smile back at you

as you can have them smile back at you tip well when you go to restaurants just

tip well when you go to restaurants just

tip well when you go to restaurants just do the most you can what else do what

do the most you can what else do what

do the most you can what else do what you want to do with your life right

you want to do with your life right

you want to do with your life right don’t don’t go be doing something you

don’t don’t go be doing something you

don’t don’t go be doing something you don’t enjoy don’t do something that’s

don’t enjoy don’t do something that’s

don’t enjoy don’t do something that’s don’t get locked into doing something

don’t get locked into doing something

don’t get locked into doing something crazy

crazy

crazy do what you want

do what you want

do what you want fuck is it

fuck is it

fuck is it because if someone else is doing it you

because if someone else is doing it you

because if someone else is doing it you can do

can do

can do I mean everybody makes their own

I mean everybody makes their own

I mean everybody makes their own but a lot of people don’t follow the

but a lot of people don’t follow the

but a lot of people don’t follow the path

for whatever reason it had negative

for whatever reason it had negative program

program

program kid someone told me to do it

kid someone told me to do it

kid someone told me to do it or take the with the shore out that’s a

or take the with the shore out that’s a

or take the with the shore out that’s a sad thing

sad thing

sad thing especially talented

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