today Barack Obama came out and said British people smell funky does he
British people smell funky does he
British people smell funky does he really have a deep-seated hatred towards
really have a deep-seated hatred towards
really have a deep-seated hatred towards British people um Barack Obama got up
British people um Barack Obama got up
British people um Barack Obama got up there and commended and got up there and
there and commended and got up there and
there and commended and got up there and said some of the nicest things I’ve ever
said some of the nicest things I’ve ever
said some of the nicest things I’ve ever heard about British people yeah you’re
heard about British people yeah you’re
heard about British people yeah you’re focusing on the one dish that wasn’t
focusing on the one dish that wasn’t
focusing on the one dish that wasn’t that good I can do better I’m continuing
that good I can do better I’m continuing
that good I can do better I’m continuing to learn about politics and in this
to learn about politics and in this
to learn about politics and in this lesson we’re going to learn about spin
lesson we’re going to learn about spin
lesson we’re going to learn about spin basically it teaches you how to win any
basically it teaches you how to win any
basically it teaches you how to win any argument even when you’ve been proved
argument even when you’ve been proved
argument even when you’ve been proved wrong so Aaron what’s spin so spin
wrong so Aaron what’s spin so spin
wrong so Aaron what’s spin so spin refers to a presentation of the facts
refers to a presentation of the facts
refers to a presentation of the facts that might not be the most direct
that might not be the most direct
that might not be the most direct presentation of the facts let’s say this
presentation of the facts let’s say this
presentation of the facts let’s say this mustard dispenser is reality
mustard dispenser is reality
mustard dispenser is reality and we might be seeing the same thing
and we might be seeing the same thing
and we might be seeing the same thing but we’re seeing two totally different
but we’re seeing two totally different
but we’re seeing two totally different sides of reality so by spitting it I’m
sides of reality so by spitting it I’m
sides of reality so by spitting it I’m showing you the reality I’m imagining
showing you the reality I’m imagining
showing you the reality I’m imagining and I’m seeing an old tenants in
and I’m seeing an old tenants in
and I’m seeing an old tenants in Varanasi see what I did you’re saying
Varanasi see what I did you’re saying
Varanasi see what I did you’re saying it’s a falsehood and they’re giving Sean
it’s a falsehood and they’re giving Sean
it’s a falsehood and they’re giving Sean Spicer our press secretary gave
Spicer our press secretary gave
Spicer our press secretary gave alternative facts to that but the point
alternative facts to that but the point
alternative facts to that but the point really is alternative text let’s say
really is alternative text let’s say
really is alternative text let’s say something bad happens you don’t
something bad happens you don’t
something bad happens you don’t necessarily want to get up on a stage
necessarily want to get up on a stage
necessarily want to get up on a stage and tell everybody something bad just
and tell everybody something bad just
and tell everybody something bad just happened so you put your spin on it to
happened so you put your spin on it to
happened so you put your spin on it to make it sound like it was a good thing
make it sound like it was a good thing
make it sound like it was a good thing so an example we can we can play a game
so an example we can we can play a game
so an example we can we can play a game so you tell me something awful that
so you tell me something awful that
so you tell me something awful that might happen and I’ll spin it back to
might happen and I’ll spin it back to
might happen and I’ll spin it back to you so it sounds good okay so let’s get
you so it sounds good okay so let’s get
you so it sounds good okay so let’s get into character of course you’ll be Kenny
into character of course you’ll be Kenny
into character of course you’ll be Kenny and calmly perfect I have the hair
and calmly perfect I have the hair
and calmly perfect I have the hair because okay so you’re gonna have to
because okay so you’re gonna have to
because okay so you’re gonna have to defend the president’s actions here so
defend the president’s actions here so
defend the president’s actions here so the first one the president killed my
the first one the president killed my
the first one the president killed my dog the president just saved you a ton
dog the president just saved you a ton
dog the president just saved you a ton of money on dog food
okay Kelly put your spin on this one the
okay Kelly put your spin on this one the president just came out and publicly
president just came out and publicly
president just came out and publicly said that he hates newborn babies we
said that he hates newborn babies we
said that he hates newborn babies we right now have a president who has shown
right now have a president who has shown
right now have a president who has shown more appreciation for adults than we’ve
more appreciation for adults than we’ve
more appreciation for adults than we’ve ever seen before well I mean and and I
ever seen before well I mean and and I
ever seen before well I mean and and I feel like right now we’re kind of
feel like right now we’re kind of
feel like right now we’re kind of somehow being unfair to Kelly and Conway
somehow being unfair to Kelly and Conway
somehow being unfair to Kelly and Conway um
um
um because really it’s both parties spin or
because really it’s both parties spin or
because really it’s both parties spin or so let’s say there’s a presidential
so let’s say there’s a presidential
so let’s say there’s a presidential debate between Hillary and Trump
debate between Hillary and Trump
debate between Hillary and Trump afterwards the news stations are gonna
afterwards the news stations are gonna
afterwards the news stations are gonna interview the communications staff from
interview the communications staff from
interview the communications staff from both campaigns and the room that those
both campaigns and the room that those
both campaigns and the room that those interviews are held in is known as the
interviews are held in is known as the
interviews are held in is known as the spin room Oh join us office for the spin
spin room Oh join us office for the spin
spin room Oh join us office for the spin room yes yeah no no it would be like a
room yes yeah no no it would be like a
room yes yeah no no it would be like a um now that we’ve heard from the
um now that we’ve heard from the
um now that we’ve heard from the candidates now let’s hear what their
candidates now let’s hear what their
candidates now let’s hear what their campaigns have to say in the spin room
campaigns have to say in the spin room
campaigns have to say in the spin room in the so called spin room the spin room
in the so called spin room the spin room
in the so called spin room the spin room the spin you put on something that
the spin you put on something that
the spin you put on something that happens it says more about your
happens it says more about your
happens it says more about your presidency than what you actually do
presidency than what you actually do
presidency than what you actually do mm-hmm I like playing the game let’s do
mm-hmm I like playing the game let’s do
mm-hmm I like playing the game let’s do another one keep throwing stuff my way
another one keep throwing stuff my way
another one keep throwing stuff my way okay let’s let’s adapt this to real life
okay let’s let’s adapt this to real life
okay let’s let’s adapt this to real life okay let’s do this one you’ve definitely
okay let’s do this one you’ve definitely
okay let’s do this one you’ve definitely been caught out in a lie you go to work
been caught out in a lie you go to work
been caught out in a lie you go to work and you’re late everyone knows that
and you’re late everyone knows that
and you’re late everyone knows that you’re late you say I’m sorry my dog was
you’re late you say I’m sorry my dog was
you’re late you say I’m sorry my dog was sick I had to take him to the vet it was
sick I had to take him to the vet it was
sick I had to take him to the vet it was an emergency it couldn’t be avoided your
an emergency it couldn’t be avoided your
an emergency it couldn’t be avoided your boss says I was in the bar last night
boss says I was in the bar last night
boss says I was in the bar last night and I saw you drinking heavily I know
and I saw you drinking heavily I know
and I saw you drinking heavily I know that you were just hungover you’re a
that you were just hungover you’re a
that you were just hungover you’re a very smart man it’s a nine or the bottle
very smart man it’s a nine or the bottle
very smart man it’s a nine or the bottle of the boss is the boss the boss yes am
of the boss is the boss the boss yes am
of the boss is the boss the boss yes am i hungover this is fully irrelevant to
i hungover this is fully irrelevant to
i hungover this is fully irrelevant to this discussion fully irrelevant you’re
this discussion fully irrelevant you’re
this discussion fully irrelevant you’re you’re you’re correct in certain ways
you’re you’re correct in certain ways
you’re you’re correct in certain ways but I think we need to focus on the real
but I think we need to focus on the real
but I think we need to focus on the real issue which is a corporate culture that
issue which is a corporate culture that
issue which is a corporate culture that makes it very very hard for somebody to
makes it very very hard for somebody to
makes it very very hard for somebody to for an individual to thrive and I am
for an individual to thrive and I am
for an individual to thrive and I am fully dedicated to working with you as
fully dedicated to working with you as
fully dedicated to working with you as much as we need to do to kind of figure
much as we need to do to kind of figure
much as we need to do to kind of figure out how to have a healthier and stronger
out how to have a healthier and stronger
out how to have a healthier and stronger culture for all of us to kind of thrive
culture for all of us to kind of thrive
culture for all of us to kind of thrive in and all of us to do our best work in
in and all of us to do our best work in
in and all of us to do our best work in and I mean if I look like you look
and I mean if I look like you look
and I mean if I look like you look like
like
like so let’s figure out a way to kind of
so let’s figure out a way to kind of
so let’s figure out a way to kind of partner together and both smell like
partner together and both smell like
partner together and both smell like roses it was like poetry of
roses it was like poetry of
roses it was like poetry of arguing so I think again it seems to me
arguing so I think again it seems to me
arguing so I think again it seems to me that the idea is to shift focus and also
that the idea is to shift focus and also
that the idea is to shift focus and also if possible shift blame exactly so it’s
if possible shift blame exactly so it’s
if possible shift blame exactly so it’s deflect so that one was a full
deflect so that one was a full
deflect so that one was a full deflection where it’s I was so caught
deflection where it’s I was so caught
deflection where it’s I was so caught that like if I first say I wasn’t caught
that like if I first say I wasn’t caught
that like if I first say I wasn’t caught you would laugh me out of the room it
you would laugh me out of the room it
you would laugh me out of the room it was so bad I need to agree with you
was so bad I need to agree with you
was so bad I need to agree with you because obviously if I’m agreeing with
because obviously if I’m agreeing with
because obviously if I’m agreeing with you if you like it it’s good it’s
you if you like it it’s good it’s
you if you like it it’s good it’s healthy
healthy
healthy and I’ve noticed you also throw in a
and I’ve noticed you also throw in a
and I’ve noticed you also throw in a good compliment here and there well of
good compliment here and there well of
good compliment here and there well of course okay try one of me I love Ana try
course okay try one of me I love Ana try
course okay try one of me I love Ana try this okay I know we’re roommates I come
this okay I know we’re roommates I come
this okay I know we’re roommates I come home with three pieces left of my mama’s
home with three pieces left of my mama’s
home with three pieces left of my mama’s famous meatballs three of my mama’s
famous meatballs three of my mama’s
famous meatballs three of my mama’s famous meatballs left I write Aaron no
famous meatballs left I write Aaron no
famous meatballs left I write Aaron no Eden I come home from work one day the
Eden I come home from work one day the
Eden I come home from work one day the meatballs are gone there’s a tomato
meatballs are gone there’s a tomato
meatballs are gone there’s a tomato sauce stain on your shirt okay oh look
sauce stain on your shirt okay oh look
sauce stain on your shirt okay oh look we can discuss who ate what but I think
we can discuss who ate what but I think
we can discuss who ate what but I think the real focus here needs to be on our
the real focus here needs to be on our
the real focus here needs to be on our friendship and also our living situation
friendship and also our living situation
friendship and also our living situation every week I pay rent on time I’m always
every week I pay rent on time I’m always
every week I pay rent on time I’m always very clean we can both agree there and
very clean we can both agree there and
very clean we can both agree there and you’re a very handsome man and I just
you’re a very handsome man and I just
you’re a very handsome man and I just thought wow isn’t it great that we such
thought wow isn’t it great that we such
thought wow isn’t it great that we such good friends um I would have thrown in I
good friends um I would have thrown in I
good friends um I would have thrown in I think your mother would have wanted me
think your mother would have wanted me
think your mother would have wanted me to have some and she’s a great cook
to have some and she’s a great cook
to have some and she’s a great cook oh yeah it’s but otherwise that was
oh yeah it’s but otherwise that was
oh yeah it’s but otherwise that was great but essentially you kind of got
great but essentially you kind of got
great but essentially you kind of got the gist of it where you you shift
the gist of it where you you shift
the gist of it where you you shift slightly away from like the focus and
slightly away from like the focus and
slightly away from like the focus and you bring up other things so it’s like
you bring up other things so it’s like
you bring up other things so it’s like you bringing up the the friendship the
you bringing up the the friendship the
you bringing up the the friendship the roommate I was like you are a good
roommate I was like you are a good
roommate I was like you are a good roommate this this is this fictional
roommate this this is this fictional
roommate this this is this fictional apartment we share together is
apartment we share together is
apartment we share together is clean so thank you Aaron I think I’m
clean so thank you Aaron I think I’m
clean so thank you Aaron I think I’m ready for for politics now keep in mind
ready for for politics now keep in mind
ready for for politics now keep in mind either of us lied once
either of us lied once
either of us lied once [Music]
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