The Oxford Comma wars are over!

so men come to this war between our two

so men come to this war between our two schools of thought year from now they’ll

schools of thought year from now they’ll

schools of thought year from now they’ll call this war we offered Kabul for years

call this war we offered Kabul for years

call this war we offered Kabul for years linguists grammar nerds and peasants

linguists grammar nerds and peasants

linguists grammar nerds and peasants have battled over the Oxford comma in a

have battled over the Oxford comma in a

have battled over the Oxford comma in a series of three or more items should

series of three or more items should

series of three or more items should there be a comma after the penultimate

there be a comma after the penultimate

there be a comma after the penultimate item or there’s two schools of thought

item or there’s two schools of thought

item or there’s two schools of thought the Baroque Oxford communist and the

the Baroque Oxford communist and the

the Baroque Oxford communist and the anti commas meet today to finally decide

anti commas meet today to finally decide

anti commas meet today to finally decide its fate the odds with Communists have

its fate the odds with Communists have

its fate the odds with Communists have made their arguments known it avoids

made their arguments known it avoids

made their arguments known it avoids confusion if I say I’m going to meet

confusion if I say I’m going to meet

confusion if I say I’m going to meet with some gang members Obama and Trump

with some gang members Obama and Trump

with some gang members Obama and Trump without a comma it implies that Obama

without a comma it implies that Obama

without a comma it implies that Obama and trouble my pardon again how did I

and trouble my pardon again how did I

and trouble my pardon again how did I not get it come on ha the same tired

not get it come on ha the same tired

not get it come on ha the same tired argument we get it from context we know

argument we get it from context we know

argument we get it from context we know Obama in trouble antenna gangs with

Obama in trouble antenna gangs with

Obama in trouble antenna gangs with redundant nobama isn’t it strange that

redundant nobama isn’t it strange that

redundant nobama isn’t it strange that we as Americans fight for the Oxford

we as Americans fight for the Oxford

we as Americans fight for the Oxford comma while the British and their media

comma while the British and their media

comma while the British and their media fight against it is it just the name

fight against it is it just the name

fight against it is it just the name Oxford

Oxford

Oxford if it were called the Delaware comma we

if it were called the Delaware comma we

if it were called the Delaware comma we don’t have this much support I guarantee

don’t have this much support I guarantee

don’t have this much support I guarantee you it would not and so we must fight to

you it would not and so we must fight to

you it would not and so we must fight to the death to decide if the Oxford comma

the death to decide if the Oxford comma

the death to decide if the Oxford comma dies or lives on forever

dies or lives on forever

dies or lives on forever in all its glory God there is a

in all its glory God there is a

in all its glory God there is a consensus on this that that extra commas

consensus on this that that extra commas

consensus on this that that extra commas pedantic and pretty I have spoken with

pedantic and pretty I have spoken with

pedantic and pretty I have spoken with many great people regarding this topic

many great people regarding this topic

many great people regarding this topic including the Queen an Oxford man and a

including the Queen an Oxford man and a

including the Queen an Oxford man and a poet ha you’re saying the Queen is an

poet ha you’re saying the Queen is an

poet ha you’re saying the Queen is an Oxford man and a poet even with an

Oxford man and a poet even with an

Oxford man and a poet even with an absurd comma there the previous comma

absurd comma there the previous comma

absurd comma there the previous comma doesn’t necessarily stop the Queen from

doesn’t necessarily stop the Queen from

doesn’t necessarily stop the Queen from being an Oxford man enough now we settle

being an Oxford man enough now we settle

being an Oxford man enough now we settle this

prepare to die ultra Commodus actually

prepare to die ultra Commodus actually sell item degree to come and fight so I

sell item degree to come and fight so I

sell item degree to come and fight so I need to leave Johnson what is this

need to leave Johnson what is this

need to leave Johnson what is this nonsense you signed a contract to fight

nonsense you signed a contract to fight

nonsense you signed a contract to fight Albert no sir if you read the contract

Albert no sir if you read the contract

Albert no sir if you read the contract it specifically stipulates that our

it specifically stipulates that our

it specifically stipulates that our activities would be limited to keeping

activities would be limited to keeping

activities would be limited to keeping public order

public order

public order cleaning the streets and being trained

cleaning the streets and being trained

cleaning the streets and being trained for combat or being shipped to war yes

for combat or being shipped to war yes

for combat or being shipped to war yes exactly you signed a contract agreeing

exactly you signed a contract agreeing

exactly you signed a contract agreeing to be shipped to war and you were

to be shipped to war and you were

to be shipped to war and you were shipped to walk

shipped to walk

shipped to walk congratulations Johnson you can reach no

congratulations Johnson you can reach no

congratulations Johnson you can reach no C in that cause it specifically states

C in that cause it specifically states

C in that cause it specifically states training the combat or being shipped to

training the combat or being shipped to

training the combat or being shipped to war I only signed up for training not

war I only signed up for training not

war I only signed up for training not actual war

actual war

actual war I’m with them on this if you actually

I’m with them on this if you actually

I’m with them on this if you actually wanted us to fight in the war you should

wanted us to fight in the war you should

wanted us to fight in the war you should have used that Oxford comma to show two

have used that Oxford comma to show two

have used that Oxford comma to show two separate things Johnson I graduated

separate things Johnson I graduated

separate things Johnson I graduated perhaps in contract is necessary to

perhaps in contract is necessary to

perhaps in contract is necessary to avoid confusion but let’s not forget

avoid confusion but let’s not forget

avoid confusion but let’s not forget what this fight is really about he’ll

what this fight is really about he’ll

what this fight is really about he’ll should come on clubs up writing enough

should come on clubs up writing enough

should come on clubs up writing enough prepare to die Oxford communists I’m

prepare to die Oxford communists I’m

prepare to die Oxford communists I’m going to fight for the Astra comma and

going to fight for the Astra comma and

going to fight for the Astra comma and the red white and blue way what will eat

the red white and blue way what will eat

the red white and blue way what will eat him for a common between red white and

him for a common between red white and

him for a common between red white and blue of course not it seems less free in

blue of course not it seems less free in

blue of course not it seems less free in America is all about freedom baby what

America is all about freedom baby what

America is all about freedom baby what I’m going to say the red white and blue

I’m going to say the red white and blue

I’m going to say the red white and blue you hear that sense do you hear that

you hear that sense do you hear that

you hear that sense do you hear that sound the wait if I can make an

sound the wait if I can make an

sound the wait if I can make an exception and you can make an exception

exception and you can make an exception

exception and you can make an exception why can’t we all just get along and

why can’t we all just get along and

why can’t we all just get along and coexist in this grammatical whirlwind of

coexist in this grammatical whirlwind of

coexist in this grammatical whirlwind of a language I guess we can just use it

a language I guess we can just use it

a language I guess we can just use it when it improves clarity and perhaps we

when it improves clarity and perhaps we

when it improves clarity and perhaps we should use it to avoid confusion

should use it to avoid confusion

should use it to avoid confusion particularly in context and not be

particularly in context and not be

particularly in context and not be bitter about it

bitter about it

bitter about it exactly after all it is just one comma I

exactly after all it is just one comma I

exactly after all it is just one comma I love you

love you

love you comic great I love to do that