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STUPID English mistakes | Native English Speakers Funny Language Mistake Stories


Hello all of you

Welcome to English with Lucy

Joel and Leah with me

Hello

Hello

I try hard to keep myself from laughing

Because it’s so funny

Today we will present a shared video

Ummm

Very interesting so there will be another one

On their channels as well

Do you want to submit your channel

We are Joel and I, Hi

Yeah

Our channel is about everything related to Britain

Yes, for everything about British culture

We have videos to teach accents

And things like that

Everything British

Yes, so if you admire the “British”

Is not it right?

Yeah

So, if you like everything about Britain

I’m sure their channel will appeal to you

But today, I was thinking of

We go all the time correct

Errors that occur during your English learning

So, I thought it would be very fun

To tell you about the times when we committed them

Mistakes in our mother tongue

Yeah

So, each of us has a lot to tell you about it

I think I should start

You want to start

Well, this is the story that happened when I was too small

I was 4 years old, maybe 5 years old

You are in the first stage, which we call

Lower level in school

Yeah

Yes, for example, five years

Five years old, yes

So, I think I was four or five years old

She was forced to leave school on her day

I had to go home because I was sick

A disease called “stroke skin disease”

Ooh

It forms a crust on your face

It is a skin disease

But it is highly contagious

Where it is possible to move to other children

But when I came back

I told all my teachers that I had

Serious condition of osteoarthritis

In which bones are very weak

Older people also have this

Yes, elderly people

I entered and told my teacher

And everyone asks, “Are you okay, Lucy?”

“I’ve been absent for a long time”

I was like “I have osteoporosis”

Five years old

Only this melting, five years

So, I remember her time that they were very careful

With me “no one touches Lucy”

After school they went to my mother

Kano is like “La, this is very sad

To hear this news of the case of Lucy “

My mother was like “Yeah, it was

A little annoying, you know it

I even had to take leave of my job as well “

I buy her ice cream

Oh my God

They are like “no, but you know

How should we deal with this in class? “

She was like “Well, it’s over”

They were like “Finished ?!”

“Have you recovered?”

I have healed him

Yes, in the end, it turned out

I was impressed with the very long words when I was a child

The word “osteoporosis”

I think maybe a neighbor or something

well, that is good

This is really funny

I misunderstood

To this day I still misunderstand

Yeah

It is not just a simple misunderstanding

In fact it is a completely different word and has a different meaning as well

I thought you would say “impotence”

Ooh

And I also thought you would say that

I went back to school and

You told everyone that you were a tiger

Like, I had double my body, I was a tiger

That’s logical

I’ve always loved very long words

So I probably spent long times remembering it

“Fragility of bones” “Fragility of bones”

I have “bone fragility”

that’s cool

I will tell my story

OK

Well, when you are at the train station

People sometimes say “retreat”

“There is a freight train coming”

I’ve always thought he did a terrible train

A Train of Horror

So you have to be afraid of him

Gosh

Charge

I thought “No, a terrible train is coming”

But I did not really know what the freight train was

This is funny comically

how old were you

I still do

The train is scary!

Walk very quickly

Yeah

What is the freight train?

It is a train carrying

Heavy load

Heavy load

I thought it, a train should be afraid of

To be afraid of these trains of terror

Train freight, train scary

That’s funny

This was my misunderstanding

This is stupid

This is stupid

It is a foolish thing to do

So, you guys if you feel you are fools

I’m more stupid

If it makes you feel well

No, this is very stupid

But I do not want to say this because

My story is more stupid

Because even today

I do not understand this

Joel, do you feel we’re in

“The dumbest meeting confession?”

Yeah

Hello, my name is Joel and I’m a fool.

So, I always understand this word wrong

So far, I do not know what it means

It’s the word “twelve”

Such as “twelve” eggs

How many

Is it 6 or 12

I can never remember

Is 12

but why?

Why not just say people

“I have 12 eggs”

That’s true

I have 12 eggs

It is not logical at all

In fact I love “some”

How much is the number in the word “some”?

Yes How many is in the word “some”?

It is very annoying

When you say “just some”

It means very little

But when you say “some”

It means I have some

Sorry, I apologize for our terrible language

But if you want to speak about my second language

Well let’s talk about your second story

Because my second story is very similar

The word “two weeks”

What does “two weeks” mean?

I think it’s only two weeks

Two

So why not say people just two weeks?

Oh, we were going on holiday for two weeks

Because I thought I was “two weeks” for 10 days

I still think it means 10 days

Oh, why do you say that?

“Two weeks”?

Is it 5 days

Do not you know too!

No, it’s 14

Is it 14 or 15 days?

I do not know

These words, “twelve” and “two weeks”

I’m like, just use the actual numbers

Use numbers

So I bet that “half a dozen people will multiply you

Yes, what does it mean?

Half a dozen, yes, you’re right

It’s 6

I have a way to remember it

In Spanish “twelve” is 12

So it’s like “Dothin”

twelve!

“Dothin”!

This is useful information

Joel will be like

“Dothin”

Twelve, “Dothin”

Uh, yes 12

It’s like yesterday, where we were trying

Find a booth

It is like a small place to sit in the bar

We were like “she is to find a closed place”

I thought you said “wine”

Stuttering

Gosh

Youth, Find a closed place (bumblebee)

What is your second story?

My second story

Well, it’s a lot embarrassing

But I actually posted it on the intrest

So I wonder if you have seen it

I was putting things in the dishwasher

I was riding the dishwasher

I was writing to the Sicari

I was like “Look, I just want to know

If I can go or not “

He said “Send me a picture of the tube down the sink”

The “tube” is a water pipe

I opened the cupboard under the sink and saw a trap for the birds

I was like “How did he know about it?”

There is a tube underneath the sink

Because I did not understand that then

The word “tube”

Why should you?

You are not a smoker

Completely

So, you like “this is very strange”

Trap this rat with a large piece of cheese above it

So, I just took it

It was like “Send me a picture tube”

So I photographed his rat trap

And I sent it to him

He did not respond at the time

Where he returned after and was like

“No, I meant the water pipe!”

Actually I have a screenshot

Which I will put on the screen

It was very embarrassing

Joel, this is really good.

Text messaging, forward and backward

Yeah

This is well done

In fact you are

I was very skeptical

You like, “How do you know?”

And why does he want a rat trap?

But I did not ask myself

“Yes, no rodents”

Now you can come to my house.

This dishwasher is installed

This is really good

that’s cool

Gosh

Well, so

We’ve been talking about this for a while

I still can not distinguish between left and right

But this has nothing to do with words

Left and right

When I was checking the drive

I had to write L

Just small

And R here

I had to ask the examiner to make a noise

Can you do this?

can you help me?

Could you

You can ask them

She can say

“Look, I really do

When you say “left” and “right”

It has no effect on my brain

So, can you say “turn left”

So that I can see her hands

You’re like “thank you”

This was to help me

Because I was having a problem with this too

Because they were saying, “Wherever you say L

So this is a left

And I was being “good, this is left”

Yes, she was talking all the time with Lea

When we go I am like you

“Turn right”

It will be like

It only takes moments

I think people should think

I’m really stupid, but on paper I’m a very smart person

But I just can not understand the right and the left

This is something, stupid person can say

Well, but I’m very smart

on paper

On the other hand, very fast

Is it an “electric ladder” or “elevator”

I can not tell if we are in the “electric ladder” or

at

Oh

Cell

I can not

Say the first word

“Electric ladder”

Ooh

I think you’re saying it wrong

How do you say it?

We must produce another video

“Electric ladder”

Not “you-lator”

It’s a problem for the Midlanders

Yes, it is something specific to that city

Lome area

“Electric ladder”

Yeah

“elevator”

Yes, they are very similar

I can imagine why they are confused for the learner

Thank

But I’m not educated by the way

I am not educated

I was born here

I’m sure there are more

But I just can not admit it

To admit them to you

Yes, some of them are so stupid

That’s it, you should

Do not be afraid of making mistakes

When it is your second language

When people

Which is by their first language

So we make mistakes

We always make mistakes

I always use your mistakes

We laughed funny, which we used to do in the past

Yeah

Do not let us not pretend it is funny

We ate

Yeah

They are jokes

They are just great jokes

Thank you for hosting us on your channel

It was very cool

I have been here since morning

I know that

I feel like I’ve been sitting here since ..

That’s all for today’s video

I hope you have been impressed

I do not really think you learned much from him

But it was just training for your hearing skill

Yeah

What we use for everything

Not always a tutorial

But it was only for your laughter

And feel better about yourself

I know you lack confidence

I wish she were

A small distraction by you about this

Do not forget to follow me

Joel and Lia on all social networking sites

Which will appear on the screen now

We hope to see you on Joel and Lia’s channel

Watch the video

Where we have another video

Yes, we will

And see you later in another lesson

Kalshi was done beautifully

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