Storytime – My student asked me to see his WHAT!?

Hello and welcome again in (English with Lucy)

I will give you a slightly different lesson today

It is not literally a lesson

But the so-called “storytellers”

And that I will tell a story exciting and interesting happened to me

Today I will tell my first story

And that will be about

When one of my students asked me, “Do you want to see …”

My penis

I do not think I like to say this word

Before I start the story

The goal of this video is not just entertaining

But it should help you develop English

So if you watch on YouTube do not forget to activate the translation

By pressing the CC mark down the video

I wish you an enjoyable experience, I will probably watch the video again with the translation

Then watch it again without translation

To know the extent of utilization

So let’s start ..

When I was in Madrid I was going out a lot

And spend a lot of money

So you need money … and quickly

So registered in a site named tusclasesparticulares.com

It is a Spanish site that looks like aprivatetutor.com “employment site”

So I put the announcement and pay

Which was very few

And I also put a picture of myself

That was not a good idea

Because it was obvious that I was small

A blonde girl and weak

As you may have expected, I have had a few responses

Which made me very happy

But in a short beat my happiness turned into a great disappointment

Because I realized that most people who responded to me

Advertising did not want to learn English

They want something else that I expect you to know

And after many dirty and dirty messages

I finally got a message showing it was serious

Now for the video

The student will be given a pseudonym

I will call it “Miguel”

Because he is a Spanish name but not his name

Miguel sent me a nice message saying he was a dentist

He is going to a conference in Ireland

And that he needed to give a lecture on dental implants

Any industrial dental implants

And he needs to fly the terminology of dentistry

He also wants to train his language and develop presentation skills

I thought well, you know you will not stuff himself in this trouble

He created a position that he was going to Ireland

And he will talk about the teeth and his safety will do a rendering

So I thought he was honest

And I do not think he did all this part in fabricating a position to get an appointment

Of my habit I am the first

I arrange the interview in a public place

Such as coffee

So we planned to meet him in a coffee shop near both of us

I went there and waited …

I waited …

And the “Migrol”

I was new to Watts

I saw his avatar on Watts Ab

I knew its shape

So I sat near the door on the street

And I waited ..

But I did not find him

I saw someone passing by my table

It was like “Miguel”

But I thought it was possible to be the hottest person

And then I saw him pass again .. Look at and complete his life

But I realized that he was a “migool”

I compared it with the picture and I made sure it was “Miguel”

Anyway .. I passed by my side for the third time

And then I called “Miguel .. Miguel” that I am Lucy, your English school

I’m the only Oriental in the city how he did not see me !!

“I’m sorry I did not see you,” he said.

I said to myself “to despair”

I told him to sit down and sit down

And has been very significantly concerned

To the extent that he was trembling

“How are you?”

“Yes, I’m good,” he said.

I told him, “Hmm … do you want to eat or drink something?”

But he told me do you want a rod?

I said “What?”

He said, “Do you want a rod?”

I told myself

Gosh

Two minutes went by and he asked me if I wanted his penis !!!

I said to him, “Oh .. Meggol maybe you understand my ad wrongly”

“It’s a lesson to learn English”

He said, “To Ala … a pen on the table”

I started to get very angry

I just told him that I do not want to see ..

Or that approached his penis

And I certainly do not want him on the wrong table

So you’ve prepared for advancement

He said to me, “A moment … a moment ..

Go out the translator and write the Spanish word that means peanuts

Which is the cacahuetes “Spanish word meaning peanut”

You know peanuts, the little round thing that is served with pears

I said, “Hey, you were asking me about peanuts”

Oooooh you are wrong

I understand if you do not want to complete the lesson

Since that day he has become my best student

He did well in the presentation he was waiting for

In Ireland .. I think he moved to live there

It was a successful story and I think you might need an embarrassing position to break the snow

Anyway I wish my story would have impressed you .. I have many funny educational stories

I was happy to teach you

To have a blast: I spent a happy time

Fortunately, most of my students have no sense of humor

But this was their best because it was I who misunderstood

The moral aspect of the story is anyone Hispanic here

Be cautious in your pronunciation of the word peanut

Not Penis but Peanuts

Happy to talk to you today

Let me know that you enjoyed the story today

It is about training to listen to English and not an English lesson

I mean, you can watch it from the inside

And then watch it again without translation to know the amount of benefit

Let me know in comments if you like

Let me also know that you do not like it

And I will stop showing myself foolish

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See you later .. Peace