these both comedians mocking Tory hi I’m mark hi I’m Tory
mark hi I’m Tory
mark hi I’m Tory so you’re both professional daters I
so you’re both professional daters I
so you’re both professional daters I don’t I’d quit you quit dating yeah
don’t I’d quit you quit dating yeah
don’t I’d quit you quit dating yeah until you can be bothered again until I
until you can be bothered again until I
until you can be bothered again until I can be bothered again thank you I’ve
can be bothered again thank you I’ve
can be bothered again thank you I’ve dated one person for like roughly nine
dated one person for like roughly nine
dated one person for like roughly nine years but that’s why I invited you today
years but that’s why I invited you today
years but that’s why I invited you today so you’re engaged yes you don’t date
so you’re engaged yes you don’t date
so you’re engaged yes you don’t date anymore I’m committed to myself
anymore I’m committed to myself
anymore I’m committed to myself brilliant we’re doing dating vocabulary
bang
bang what does baning say is boo the same
what does baning say is boo the same
what does baning say is boo the same thing your lover the chicken yes your
thing your lover the chicken yes your
thing your lover the chicken yes your boo chicken now I do refer to my closest
boo chicken now I do refer to my closest
boo chicken now I do refer to my closest female friends what if I’m texting them
female friends what if I’m texting them
female friends what if I’m texting them often I call them day so it’s okay to
often I call them day so it’s okay to
often I call them day so it’s okay to use with you close friends as well
use with you close friends as well
use with you close friends as well you’re gently romantic thing that’s nice
you’re gently romantic thing that’s nice
you’re gently romantic thing that’s nice cheyanne friends the next one is to
cheyanne friends the next one is to
cheyanne friends the next one is to flake or to be flaky flake yes also a
flake or to be flaky flake yes also a
flake or to be flaky flake yes also a noun someone can be verbally yeah to
noun someone can be verbally yeah to
noun someone can be verbally yeah to flake is to back out of plans at the
flake is to back out of plans at the
flake is to back out of plans at the last moment to fail to show up
last moment to fail to show up
last moment to fail to show up also yeah this is not just for women
also yeah this is not just for women
also yeah this is not just for women this can be friend your friends can be
this can be friend your friends can be
this can be friend your friends can be flaky when you flake it’s usually when
flaky when you flake it’s usually when
flaky when you flake it’s usually when you’re careless about letting the person
you’re careless about letting the person
you’re careless about letting the person know that you will not be there to can
know that you will not be there to can
know that you will not be there to can they be a flake if it’s just once good
they be a flake if it’s just once good
they be a flake if it’s just once good question then they have flaked you know
question then they have flaked you know
question then they have flaked you know they’re not necessarily a flea flaking
they’re not necessarily a flea flaking
they’re not necessarily a flea flaking does not a flake mix but if they do it
does not a flake mix but if they do it
does not a flake mix but if they do it overall not a flea thank you thank you
overall not a flea thank you thank you
overall not a flea thank you thank you put down a t-shirt the next one is DTM
put down a t-shirt the next one is DTM
put down a t-shirt the next one is DTM this is an acronym what is it sent down
this is an acronym what is it sent down
this is an acronym what is it sent down to Stan dafuq what nice DTF down the
to Stan dafuq what nice DTF down the
to Stan dafuq what nice DTF down the fuck fuck horned up you’re ready you
fuck fuck horned up you’re ready you
fuck fuck horned up you’re ready you you’re dressed in such a way that
you’re dressed in such a way that
you’re dressed in such a way that advertises your body’s most sexually
advertises your body’s most sexually
advertises your body’s most sexually attractive
attractive
attractive alluring features I think we’re all DTF
alluring features I think we’re all DTF
alluring features I think we’re all DTF yeah I’m definitely well DTF at most
yeah I’m definitely well DTF at most
yeah I’m definitely well DTF at most time that’s a great business card
time that’s a great business card
time that’s a great business card mark region DTF hold on yeah and most
mark region DTF hold on yeah and most
mark region DTF hold on yeah and most times is that not all time to give you
times is that not all time to give you
times is that not all time to give you giving a car wash DTF you can’t wait you
giving a car wash DTF you can’t wait you
giving a car wash DTF you can’t wait you could walk in a car wash for sure
could walk in a car wash for sure
could walk in a car wash for sure DTF segues very nicely into a fuck buddy
DTF segues very nicely into a fuck buddy
DTF segues very nicely into a fuck buddy oh this is a noun okay care to elaborate
oh this is a noun okay care to elaborate
oh this is a noun okay care to elaborate what somebody is a Sox buddy is somebody
what somebody is a Sox buddy is somebody
what somebody is a Sox buddy is somebody that you depend on to have sex with and
that you depend on to have sex with and
that you depend on to have sex with and not elevate this relationship to a
not elevate this relationship to a
not elevate this relationship to a relationship yeah to keep it casual
relationship yeah to keep it casual
relationship yeah to keep it casual there like a reliable source of sex sexy
there like a reliable source of sex sexy
there like a reliable source of sex sexy I am and some there are people in more
I am and some there are people in more
I am and some there are people in more open communities who have like there
open communities who have like there
open communities who have like there will be a couple that has they fuck
will be a couple that has they fuck
will be a couple that has they fuck buddy char and I believe those people
buddy char and I believe those people
buddy char and I believe those people refer to themselves as unicorns my
refer to themselves as unicorns my
refer to themselves as unicorns my unicorn is a person who has committed
unicorn is a person who has committed
unicorn is a person who has committed themselves to a couple and they don’t
themselves to a couple and they don’t
themselves to a couple and they don’t they don’t have sex with people who
they don’t have sex with people who
they don’t have sex with people who aren’t in that couple whoa I didn’t know
aren’t in that couple whoa I didn’t know
aren’t in that couple whoa I didn’t know that no I didn’t pretty sure that’s what
that no I didn’t pretty sure that’s what
that no I didn’t pretty sure that’s what he recorded I trust you ghosting is a
he recorded I trust you ghosting is a
he recorded I trust you ghosting is a noun no ghost yeah as a verb well we
noun no ghost yeah as a verb well we
noun no ghost yeah as a verb well we disappear you disappear to ghost means
disappear you disappear to ghost means
disappear you disappear to ghost means you’re gone do you no longer want to see
you’re gone do you no longer want to see
you’re gone do you no longer want to see them or talk to them or date them but
them or talk to them or date them but
them or talk to them or date them but you don’t communicate that and it’s very
you don’t communicate that and it’s very
you don’t communicate that and it’s very of our I would say generation to ghost
of our I would say generation to ghost
of our I would say generation to ghost what’s the main reason for goes to
what’s the main reason for goes to
what’s the main reason for goes to keeping it’s as simple as like there’s
keeping it’s as simple as like there’s
keeping it’s as simple as like there’s no consequently there’s nary profession
no consequently there’s nary profession
no consequently there’s nary profession whatsoever the shield of a screen
whatsoever the shield of a screen
whatsoever the shield of a screen protects you from the emotion of another
protects you from the emotion of another
protects you from the emotion of another human being and so if you’re dating
human being and so if you’re dating
human being and so if you’re dating somebody you met online and you share no
somebody you met online and you share no
somebody you met online and you share no future mutual friends
future mutual friends
future mutual friends you can ghost them you and your
you can ghost them you and your
you can ghost them you and your strangers you still think of them maybe
strangers you still think of them maybe
strangers you still think of them maybe as someone you met on the Internet which
as someone you met on the Internet which
as someone you met on the Internet which for some reason we don’t treat the same
for some reason we don’t treat the same
for some reason we don’t treat the same way yeah right and so then you’re able
way yeah right and so then you’re able
way yeah right and so then you’re able to like be a complete asshole to that
to like be a complete asshole to that
to like be a complete asshole to that person I’m not the better I’m not
person I’m not the better I’m not
person I’m not the better I’m not defending it by the way
defending it by the way
defending it by the way no absolutely not but that’s the mindset
no absolutely not but that’s the mindset
no absolutely not but that’s the mindset some people might want to just avoid
some people might want to just avoid
some people might want to just avoid having to deal
having to deal
having to deal with the unpleasantries of being like
with the unpleasantries of being like
with the unpleasantries of being like look I don’t like you can you ghosts in
look I don’t like you can you ghosts in
look I don’t like you can you ghosts in the front I guess you can yeah you can
the front I guess you can yeah you can
the front I guess you can yeah you can go to a friend I’ve definitely done that
go to a friend I’ve definitely done that
go to a friend I’ve definitely done that needle stand I don’t know that one I
needle stand I don’t know that one I
needle stand I don’t know that one I feel like it explains itself how you
feel like it explains itself how you
feel like it explains itself how you test your I’ll Bend anus yeah little
test your I’ll Bend anus yeah little
test your I’ll Bend anus yeah little stab yeah
stab yeah
stab yeah lot of people who aren’t pervert are you
lot of people who aren’t pervert are you
lot of people who aren’t pervert are you saying you’re not perfect correct I’m
saying you’re not perfect correct I’m
saying you’re not perfect correct I’m recruiting weird I’m a pervert how do
recruiting weird I’m a pervert how do
recruiting weird I’m a pervert how do you want to finish it I don’t have
you want to finish it I don’t have
you want to finish it I don’t have finish this the video is over now come
finish this the video is over now come
finish this the video is over now come watch something else I’m a bad boy on
watch something else I’m a bad boy on
watch something else I’m a bad boy on three cans boom bang boom bang bang boom
three cans boom bang boom bang bang boom
three cans boom bang boom bang bang boom one of those is my favorite search
one of those is my favorite search
one of those is my favorite search engine go my darling
engine go my darling
engine go my darling [Music]
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