hello can I help you either doctor doctor yes I I am a doctor yes would you
doctor yes I I am a doctor yes would you
doctor yes I I am a doctor yes would you like to come over and sit down here tell
like to come over and sit down here tell
like to come over and sit down here tell me what your troubles are okay
ah how can I help you um well so I was
ah how can I help you um well so I was playing rugby yesterday rugby right
playing rugby yesterday rugby right
playing rugby yesterday rugby right rough game
rough game
rough game why hit some pretty hard and my shoulder
why hit some pretty hard and my shoulder
why hit some pretty hard and my shoulder came out I think it’s dislocated
came out I think it’s dislocated
came out I think it’s dislocated I hurt my hand I can’t move it I think
I hurt my hand I can’t move it I think
I hurt my hand I can’t move it I think it’s broken right now so twisted my
it’s broken right now so twisted my
it’s broken right now so twisted my ankle a lot and now what’s now swollen I
ankle a lot and now what’s now swollen I
ankle a lot and now what’s now swollen I think it’s sprained right are your hand
think it’s sprained right are your hand
think it’s sprained right are your hand may just be fractured no I think it
may just be fractured no I think it
may just be fractured no I think it feels like a full break it have a look
feels like a full break it have a look
feels like a full break it have a look it’s does it hurt
it’s does it hurt
it’s does it hurt Wow I had to check um I might try an ice
Wow I had to check um I might try an ice
Wow I had to check um I might try an ice cube on it to see if that makes any
cube on it to see if that makes any
cube on it to see if that makes any difference if not I may need to amputate
we’ll try this out and doesn’t actually
we’ll try this out and doesn’t actually make a lot of difference it’s not
make a lot of difference it’s not
make a lot of difference it’s not helping right now I’m gonna have to
helping right now I’m gonna have to
helping right now I’m gonna have to perform surgery and remove the pain are
perform surgery and remove the pain are
perform surgery and remove the pain are you even a real doctor yes of course I
you even a real doctor yes of course I
you even a real doctor yes of course I am I’ve got a piece of doctor paper here
am I’ve got a piece of doctor paper here
am I’ve got a piece of doctor paper here we mean a degree well whatever it is see
we mean a degree well whatever it is see
we mean a degree well whatever it is see what I mean so a bar board and official
what I mean so a bar board and official
what I mean so a bar board and official so surgery’s my only option
so surgery’s my only option
so surgery’s my only option yeah amputation remove from the wrist
yeah amputation remove from the wrist
yeah amputation remove from the wrist the the hand yes it won’t hurt don’t
the the hand yes it won’t hurt don’t
the the hand yes it won’t hurt don’t worry I’ll use plenty of Anna’s Anna
worry I’ll use plenty of Anna’s Anna
worry I’ll use plenty of Anna’s Anna stayed anastasiya and anesthetic
stayed anastasiya and anesthetic
stayed anastasiya and anesthetic anesthetic yes plenty of anesthetic so
anesthetic yes plenty of anesthetic so
anesthetic yes plenty of anesthetic so you won’t feel much at all really okay
you won’t feel much at all really okay
you won’t feel much at all really okay yeah okay so if you’d like to wait
yeah okay so if you’d like to wait
yeah okay so if you’d like to wait outside in the waiting room okay okay
outside in the waiting room okay okay
outside in the waiting room okay okay thanks thanks doctor you’re most welcome
thanks thanks doctor you’re most welcome
thanks thanks doctor you’re most welcome I’ll see you in a bit okay
okay so what’s troubling you
okay so what’s troubling you well week I’ve been I’ve been pooing
well week I’ve been I’ve been pooing
well week I’ve been I’ve been pooing quite a bit about every five minutes up
quite a bit about every five minutes up
quite a bit about every five minutes up who I it comes out like coffee and I’ve
who I it comes out like coffee and I’ve
who I it comes out like coffee and I’ve had awful diarrhea Oh God that is really
had awful diarrhea Oh God that is really
had awful diarrhea Oh God that is really gross did you do you have to tell me
gross did you do you have to tell me
gross did you do you have to tell me that well you are a doctor aren’t ya I
that well you are a doctor aren’t ya I
that well you are a doctor aren’t ya I am a doctor yes but that’s disgusting I
am a doctor yes but that’s disgusting I
am a doctor yes but that’s disgusting I didn’t need to know that it actually
didn’t need to know that it actually
didn’t need to know that it actually could be food poisoning have you been
could be food poisoning have you been
could be food poisoning have you been eating anything unusable yes I’ve been
eating anything unusable yes I’ve been
eating anything unusable yes I’ve been looking a lot of things like toilet
looking a lot of things like toilet
looking a lot of things like toilet handles toilet seats toilet seat – any
handles toilet seats toilet seat – any
handles toilet seats toilet seat – any particular reason because I read that
particular reason because I read that
particular reason because I read that keyboards have more bacteria on them
keyboards have more bacteria on them
keyboards have more bacteria on them than toilet seats it’s correct wait
than toilet seats it’s correct wait
than toilet seats it’s correct wait outside would you in the reception area
outside would you in the reception area
outside would you in the reception area I’ll deal with you later
so Jesus everything all right
so Jesus everything all right now the last week I’ve been quite ill
now the last week I’ve been quite ill
now the last week I’ve been quite ill I’ve had it I think it’s a cold
I’ve had it I think it’s a cold
I’ve had it I think it’s a cold my head hurts a lot I have a headache my
my head hurts a lot I have a headache my
my head hurts a lot I have a headache my throat hurts awfully to have a sore
throat hurts awfully to have a sore
throat hurts awfully to have a sore throat glands quite swelling good so you
throat glands quite swelling good so you
throat glands quite swelling good so you have a bit of a sore throat do you yes
have a bit of a sore throat do you yes
have a bit of a sore throat do you yes yes it’s rather painful
yes it’s rather painful
yes it’s rather painful let’s have a look at your tongue there’s
let’s have a look at your tongue there’s
let’s have a look at your tongue there’s a new one solution to this antibiotics
a new one solution to this antibiotics
a new one solution to this antibiotics they’re gonna have to amputate yeah so
they’re gonna have to amputate yeah so
they’re gonna have to amputate yeah so we do wait out in reception area the
we do wait out in reception area the
we do wait out in reception area the receptionist will book you in okay yeah
so comfortable no I thought we have got
so comfortable no I thought we have got I’ve been shot shot a someone shot me
I’ve been shot shot a someone shot me
I’ve been shot shot a someone shot me you know well you can see the wound it’s
you know well you can see the wound it’s
you know well you can see the wound it’s quite big yes it is a bit well that’s a
quite big yes it is a bit well that’s a
quite big yes it is a bit well that’s a shame bleeding a lot
shame bleeding a lot
shame bleeding a lot right right well right well we’re going
right right well right well we’re going
right right well right well we’re going to have to that could very easily get
to have to that could very easily get
to have to that could very easily get infected see I’ve just infected it look
infected see I’ve just infected it look
infected see I’ve just infected it look pass it’s infected
pass it’s infected
pass it’s infected all right so what do we do well you’re
all right so what do we do well you’re
all right so what do we do well you’re going to have to wait outside in the
going to have to wait outside in the
going to have to wait outside in the reception area and I’ll see if I can
reception area and I’ll see if I can
reception area and I’ll see if I can make arrangements for you okay thank you
make arrangements for you okay thank you
make arrangements for you okay thank you doctor bloody weird as I’ve had in today
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