I’m definitely a comedian yeah I couldn’t say that one thing with
couldn’t say that one thing with
couldn’t say that one thing with confidence 15,000 people laughing at
confidence 15,000 people laughing at
confidence 15,000 people laughing at your jokes that’s a it’s kind of an
your jokes that’s a it’s kind of an
your jokes that’s a it’s kind of an amazing feeling I want to do a better
amazing feeling I want to do a better
amazing feeling I want to do a better show every time I’m on stage do a set
show every time I’m on stage do a set
show every time I’m on stage do a set tonight and I ain’t wasting any time I
tonight and I ain’t wasting any time I
tonight and I ain’t wasting any time I got a list of stuff I want to try I want
got a list of stuff I want to try I want
got a list of stuff I want to try I want to make sure that this set makes me
to make sure that this set makes me
to make sure that this set makes me better there’s a huge challenge in not
better there’s a huge challenge in not
better there’s a huge challenge in not having your old act but I think you rise
having your old act but I think you rise
having your old act but I think you rise to the occasion
to the occasion
to the occasion this movie is unreleasable you have
this movie is unreleasable you have
this movie is unreleasable you have wasted my money well geez it’s only this
wasted my money well geez it’s only this
wasted my money well geez it’s only this I’m like well that’s more money than my
I’m like well that’s more money than my
I’m like well that’s more money than my dad made in his life
dad made in his life
dad made in his life anytime you see me doing a bit where
anytime you see me doing a bit where
anytime you see me doing a bit where some stranger says something to me it’s
some stranger says something to me it’s
some stranger says something to me it’s me I say out loud I’ll never do the same
me I say out loud I’ll never do the same
me I say out loud I’ll never do the same hour in a year and then inside I’m going
hour in a year and then inside I’m going
hour in a year and then inside I’m going oh okay but I said say that you get to
oh okay but I said say that you get to
oh okay but I said say that you get to be on earth first of all oh my god what
be on earth first of all oh my god what
be on earth first of all oh my god what a location he’s an American comedian
a location he’s an American comedian
a location he’s an American comedian actor writer director and producer
actor writer director and producer
actor writer director and producer he’s a creator star and executive
he’s a creator star and executive
he’s a creator star and executive producer of FX’s series Louie he’s
producer of FX’s series Louie he’s
producer of FX’s series Louie he’s considered one of the greatest stand-up
considered one of the greatest stand-up
considered one of the greatest stand-up comedians of all time he’s louis c.k and
comedians of all time he’s louis c.k and
comedians of all time he’s louis c.k and hear his top ten rules for success I
never keep trying what like stand-up is
never keep trying what like stand-up is always this the standby for me like
always this the standby for me like
always this the standby for me like that’s what I do the meal ticket that’s
that’s what I do the meal ticket that’s
that’s what I do the meal ticket that’s yeah that’s that’s what I am I’m a comic
yeah that’s that’s what I am I’m a comic
yeah that’s that’s what I am I’m a comic I’m a comedian so anything else I do
I’m a comedian so anything else I do
I’m a comedian so anything else I do it’s like if I if I make a movie I would
it’s like if I if I make a movie I would
it’s like if I if I make a movie I would never say I’m a filmmaker I would never
never say I’m a filmmaker I would never
never say I’m a filmmaker I would never call myself that I’m a comedian who made
call myself that I’m a comedian who made
call myself that I’m a comedian who made a movie you know I’m definitely a
a movie you know I’m definitely a
a movie you know I’m definitely a comedian yeah I couldn’t say that one
comedian yeah I couldn’t say that one
comedian yeah I couldn’t say that one thing with confidence but so I’ve tried
thing with confidence but so I’ve tried
thing with confidence but so I’ve tried TV and I try it it doesn’t work and then
TV and I try it it doesn’t work and then
TV and I try it it doesn’t work and then I go back to comedy and then if
I go back to comedy and then if
I go back to comedy and then if something I’m doing is the stand-up
something I’m doing is the stand-up
something I’m doing is the stand-up leads me back to like hey this might be
leads me back to like hey this might be
leads me back to like hey this might be a show then I’ll try I’ll try anything
a show then I’ll try I’ll try anything
a show then I’ll try I’ll try anything that I think might be good I don’t care
that I think might be good I don’t care
that I think might be good I don’t care about like well I failed at it before
about like well I failed at it before
about like well I failed at it before you know what I mean who cares try it
you know what I mean who cares try it
you know what I mean who cares try it again I mean I love that plastic well
again I mean I love that plastic well
again I mean I love that plastic well also you were this time I did a pilot
also you were this time I did a pilot
also you were this time I did a pilot the very first time I got a deal to do a
the very first time I got a deal to do a
the very first time I got a deal to do a pilot for a sitcom yeah I wrote it and
pilot for a sitcom yeah I wrote it and
pilot for a sitcom yeah I wrote it and they really liked it and it got close
they really liked it and it got close
they really liked it and it got close and then they said we’re not gonna make
and then they said we’re not gonna make
and then they said we’re not gonna make the pie was Saint Louie no I was before
the pie was Saint Louie no I was before
the pie was Saint Louie no I was before that other thing and then I made I wrote
that other thing and then I made I wrote
that other thing and then I made I wrote st. Louis with this other guy and they
st. Louis with this other guy and they
st. Louis with this other guy and they made the pilot we got to shoot a pilot
made the pilot we got to shoot a pilot
made the pilot we got to shoot a pilot was so excited
was so excited
was so excited and I shot a pilot and then they said
and I shot a pilot and then they said
and I shot a pilot and then they said we’re not going to make the show all
we’re not going to make the show all
we’re not going to make the show all right it’s the third time around made a
right it’s the third time around made a
right it’s the third time around made a pilot and got one season of lucky Louie
pilot and got one season of lucky Louie
pilot and got one season of lucky Louie on the air and then that’s all they
on the air and then that’s all they
on the air and then that’s all they wanted there’s a limit to everything
wanted there’s a limit to everything
wanted there’s a limit to everything that you can’t think everything’s just
that you can’t think everything’s just
that you can’t think everything’s just going to be everything forever yeah that
going to be everything forever yeah that
going to be everything forever yeah that was the limit of that one I did one
was the limit of that one I did one
was the limit of that one I did one season okay and now I’ve done Louie and
season okay and now I’ve done Louie and
season okay and now I’ve done Louie and it’s gone three seasons so I’m got a
it’s gone three seasons so I’m got a
it’s gone three seasons so I’m got a little further each time I push the ball
little further each time I push the ball
little further each time I push the ball a little further ahead each time I mean
a little further ahead each time I mean
a little further ahead each time I mean not doing something because didn’t work
not doing something because didn’t work
not doing something because didn’t work would be like if you’re a quarterback
would be like if you’re a quarterback
would be like if you’re a quarterback and you go to the line of scrimmage at
and you go to the line of scrimmage at
and you go to the line of scrimmage at the 25 or wherever the guy ran it to and
the 25 or wherever the guy ran it to and
the 25 or wherever the guy ran it to and you hand the ball off in the guy pushes
you hand the ball off in the guy pushes
you hand the ball off in the guy pushes it eight yards and you’re like wow and
it eight yards and you’re like wow and
it eight yards and you’re like wow and scored touchdown let’s all go home right
scored touchdown let’s all go home right
scored touchdown let’s all go home right I mean there’s no point but at the same
I mean there’s no point but at the same
I mean there’s no point but at the same time 15,000 people laughing at your
time 15,000 people laughing at your
time 15,000 people laughing at your jokes that’s a it’s kind of an amazing
jokes that’s a it’s kind of an amazing
jokes that’s a it’s kind of an amazing feeling but also having them sit there
feeling but also having them sit there
feeling but also having them sit there looking at you listening is really great
looking at you listening is really great
looking at you listening is really great too but I always see I’ve done it three
too but I always see I’ve done it three
too but I always see I’ve done it three times now and it was the same every time
times now and it was the same every time
times now and it was the same every time that they’re all laughing the show’s
that they’re all laughing the show’s
that they’re all laughing the show’s going great but what I see are there’s
going great but what I see are there’s
going great but what I see are there’s at least in 15,000 people is like a
at least in 15,000 people is like a
at least in 15,000 people is like a thousand disappointed people there’s
thousand disappointed people there’s
thousand disappointed people there’s like a thousand people know and they’re
like a thousand people know and they’re
like a thousand people know and they’re dotted I see them all you see I see him
dotted I see them all you see I see him
dotted I see them all you see I see him still today but during the show I see
still today but during the show I see
still today but during the show I see them just guys going like yeah those are
them just guys going like yeah those are
them just guys going like yeah those are the ones that you really see everyone
the ones that you really see everyone
the ones that you really see everyone yeah and I’m just I’m sorry buddy I
yeah and I’m just I’m sorry buddy I
yeah and I’m just I’m sorry buddy I you’re reading their disappointment
you’re reading their disappointment
you’re reading their disappointment accurately absolutely 100% sure well I’m
accurately absolutely 100% sure well I’m
accurately absolutely 100% sure well I’m not sure that’s true but I I share the
not sure that’s true but I I share the
not sure that’s true but I I share the feeling I know that a helot note here
feeling I know that a helot note here
feeling I know that a helot note here tonight
tonight
tonight well the more the more people you reach
well the more the more people you reach
well the more the more people you reach and the more people that see you the
and the more people that see you the
and the more people that see you the more people are gonna think that you
more people are gonna think that you
more people are gonna think that you suck that’s just a blog mathematics yes
suck that’s just a blog mathematics yes
suck that’s just a blog mathematics yes but let me please everybody explain it
but let me please everybody explain it
but let me please everybody explain it to you this way if in fact that’s true
to you this way if in fact that’s true
to you this way if in fact that’s true why would those people go to the trouble
why would those people go to the trouble
why would those people go to the trouble of ordering the tickets online and
of ordering the tickets online and
of ordering the tickets online and showing up this is just miserable I
showing up this is just miserable I
showing up this is just miserable I don’t know that’s not their fault no no
don’t know that’s not their fault no no
don’t know that’s not their fault no no ok their fault I know they heard I was
ok their fault I know they heard I was
ok their fault I know they heard I was good case closed they heard I was good
good case closed they heard I was good
good case closed they heard I was good well it’s not about not killing it’s
well it’s not about not killing it’s
well it’s not about not killing it’s about doing the best show that you can
about doing the best show that you can
about doing the best show that you can do and it’s about staying at a at the
do and it’s about staying at a at the
do and it’s about staying at a at the edge of your ability doing it better I
edge of your ability doing it better I
edge of your ability doing it better I want to do a better show every time I’m
want to do a better show every time I’m
want to do a better show every time I’m on stage I I mean part of it is that I
on stage I I mean part of it is that I
on stage I I mean part of it is that I want to keep I want what I do to keep
want to keep I want what I do to keep
want to keep I want what I do to keep getting better unless you think you’re
getting better unless you think you’re
getting better unless you think you’re the best comedian that ever could
the best comedian that ever could
the best comedian that ever could possibly you’re perfect crystalline
possibly you’re perfect crystalline
possibly you’re perfect crystalline diamond of a comedian that couldn’t
diamond of a comedian that couldn’t
diamond of a comedian that couldn’t possibly be improved upon every molecule
possibly be improved upon every molecule
possibly be improved upon every molecule has been compressed together to the
has been compressed together to the
has been compressed together to the point there’s no air in it right your
point there’s no air in it right your
point there’s no air in it right your vat you’re a black hole of a comic that
vat you’re a black hole of a comic that
vat you’re a black hole of a comic that can’t there’s just no room for
can’t there’s just no room for
can’t there’s just no room for improvement I you know you folded the
improvement I you know you folded the
improvement I you know you folded the samurai sword a thousand times and just
samurai sword a thousand times and just
samurai sword a thousand times and just can’t fold anymore no so you got to keep
can’t fold anymore no so you got to keep
can’t fold anymore no so you got to keep trying I mean I I think a lot of people
trying I mean I I think a lot of people
trying I mean I I think a lot of people in show business in comedy even
in show business in comedy even
in show business in comedy even especially are very lazy and they just
especially are very lazy and they just
especially are very lazy and they just sort of think that you just get up there
sort of think that you just get up there
sort of think that you just get up there and then you wait for your manager to
and then you wait for your manager to
and then you wait for your manager to get you a better one a little better
get you a better one a little better
get you a better one a little better shot but it’s it’s something you got a
shot but it’s it’s something you got a
shot but it’s it’s something you got a really to me I mean for me I just want
really to me I mean for me I just want
really to me I mean for me I just want to keep working at it and it would yeah
to keep working at it and it would yeah
to keep working at it and it would yeah I wouldn’t like it if I stopped trying
I wouldn’t like it if I stopped trying
I wouldn’t like it if I stopped trying really hard it isn’t a neurosis like oh
really hard it isn’t a neurosis like oh
really hard it isn’t a neurosis like oh geez I hope they like me it’s this is
geez I hope they like me it’s this is
geez I hope they like me it’s this is what I do I got to do it really really
what I do I got to do it really really
what I do I got to do it really really well so when did you get to the point
well so when did you get to the point
well so when did you get to the point where you you know struggling to get
where you you know struggling to get
where you you know struggling to get better make a living figure out the
better make a living figure out the
better make a living figure out the hecklers like million things – all right
hecklers like million things – all right
hecklers like million things – all right I’m good at this now I’m going to be try
I’m good at this now I’m going to be try
I’m good at this now I’m going to be try to be great at this well that I mean
to be great at this well that I mean
to be great at this well that I mean that was when I saw him do that that was
that was when I saw him do that that was
that was when I saw him do that that was a big deal I was writing for TV then so
a big deal I was writing for TV then so
a big deal I was writing for TV then so I was little more spread us on that yeah
I was little more spread us on that yeah
I was little more spread us on that yeah but I started going back out to clubs
but I started going back out to clubs
but I started going back out to clubs again and then my life changed in its
again and then my life changed in its
again and then my life changed in its own way I had kids and I grew up also so
own way I had kids and I grew up also so
own way I had kids and I grew up also so I just thought you know everybody grows
I just thought you know everybody grows
I just thought you know everybody grows up at a different time and I grew up
up at a different time and I grew up
up at a different time and I grew up when I had kids and started
when I had kids and started
when I had kids and started really thinking about Stan when I had
really thinking about Stan when I had
really thinking about Stan when I had kids it made a big difference for me
kids it made a big difference for me
kids it made a big difference for me because when I went out to do a set it
because when I went out to do a set it
because when I went out to do a set it wasn’t also it wasn’t a social event it
wasn’t also it wasn’t a social event it
wasn’t also it wasn’t a social event it was until that point you just go to the
was until that point you just go to the
was until that point you just go to the Comedy Cellar have a falafel at the
Comedy Cellar have a falafel at the
Comedy Cellar have a falafel at the comedy table get run down and do your
comedy table get run down and do your
comedy table get run down and do your set with some comics it was a
set with some comics it was a
set with some comics it was a lot of wasting time yeah and it didn’t
lot of wasting time yeah and it didn’t
lot of wasting time yeah and it didn’t really matter how the set ones that was
really matter how the set ones that was
really matter how the set ones that was just the job I’m just gonna go on and do
just the job I’m just gonna go on and do
just the job I’m just gonna go on and do my time tell the same jokes maybe do one
my time tell the same jokes maybe do one
my time tell the same jokes maybe do one new joke but now it’s like I’ve got kids
new joke but now it’s like I’ve got kids
new joke but now it’s like I’ve got kids and getting out of the house is a big
and getting out of the house is a big
and getting out of the house is a big deal yeah do a set tonight I ain’t
deal yeah do a set tonight I ain’t
deal yeah do a set tonight I ain’t wasting any time I got a list of stuff I
wasting any time I got a list of stuff I
wasting any time I got a list of stuff I want to try I want to make sure that
want to try I want to make sure that
want to try I want to make sure that this set makes me better every I started
this set makes me better every I started
this set makes me better every I started to think every set I do has to make me
to think every set I do has to make me
to think every set I do has to make me better comic there’s a huge challenge in
better comic there’s a huge challenge in
better comic there’s a huge challenge in not having your old act but I think you
not having your old act but I think you
not having your old act but I think you rise to the occasion
rise to the occasion
rise to the occasion you don’t rise to the occasion if you
you don’t rise to the occasion if you
you don’t rise to the occasion if you don’t put a put the void there but if
don’t put a put the void there but if
don’t put a put the void there but if you take away your old material from
you take away your old material from
you take away your old material from yourself like one thing I started doing
yourself like one thing I started doing
yourself like one thing I started doing when I was developing ours is I take my
when I was developing ours is I take my
when I was developing ours is I take my closing bit and I’d open with it right
closing bit and I’d open with it right
closing bit and I’d open with it right just a myself but it’s not it I have to
just a myself but it’s not it I have to
just a myself but it’s not it I have to follow my strongest bit that’s how he
follow my strongest bit that’s how he
follow my strongest bit that’s how he got good you see this attitude my cosy
got good you see this attitude my cosy
got good you see this attitude my cosy bit with God been watching them yeah
bit with God been watching them yeah
bit with God been watching them yeah well cuz then the end of your act
well cuz then the end of your act
well cuz then the end of your act cauterizes it gets longer just cuz you
cauterizes it gets longer just cuz you
cauterizes it gets longer just cuz you have because you don’t have a choice you
have because you don’t have a choice you
have because you don’t have a choice you don’t know me okay
don’t know me okay
don’t know me okay good is why I started doing that you get
good is why I started doing that you get
good is why I started doing that you get take get rid of all your best weapons
take get rid of all your best weapons
take get rid of all your best weapons and you have to you know else your your
and you have to you know else your your
and you have to you know else your your dad don’t you think so I’ve learned
dad don’t you think so I’ve learned
dad don’t you think so I’ve learned something out we discussed I wrote and
something out we discussed I wrote and
something out we discussed I wrote and directed Pootie Tang but then didn’t the
directed Pootie Tang but then didn’t the
directed Pootie Tang but then didn’t the studio lose faith in you during it
studio lose faith in you during it
studio lose faith in you during it that’s they sure did yeah I mean he
that’s they sure did yeah I mean he
that’s they sure did yeah I mean he wants to film you they took me off well
wants to film you they took me off well
wants to film you they took me off well I already shot it and it was during the
I already shot it and it was during the
I already shot it and it was during the editing process they hated my cut they
editing process they hated my cut they
editing process they hated my cut they let me do they fired my editor got
let me do they fired my editor got
let me do they fired my editor got another guy let me do one more cut Chris
another guy let me do one more cut Chris
another guy let me do one more cut Chris Rock was the star he was well one of the
Rock was the star he was well one of the
Rock was the star he was well one of the stars yet he read the script he liked it
stars yet he read the script he liked it
stars yet he read the script he liked it the I assume the studio read the script
the I assume the studio read the script
the I assume the studio read the script in like yeah it wasn’t that a character
in like yeah it wasn’t that a character
in like yeah it wasn’t that a character that was sort of on the Chris Rock Show
that was sort of on the Chris Rock Show
that was sort of on the Chris Rock Show yeah Pootie Tang character we did on the
yeah Pootie Tang character we did on the
yeah Pootie Tang character we did on the Chris Rock right Chan you worked on that
Chris Rock right Chan you worked on that
Chris Rock right Chan you worked on that show and yeah hey to the character there
show and yeah hey to the character there
show and yeah hey to the character there yeah I’m gonna make a movie about Pootie
yeah I’m gonna make a movie about Pootie
yeah I’m gonna make a movie about Pootie Tang well eat Chris asked me do you
Tang well eat Chris asked me do you
Tang well eat Chris asked me do you think there’s a movie in that guy and I
think there’s a movie in that guy and I
think there’s a movie in that guy and I said that so that’s not even
said that so that’s not even
said that so that’s not even I would have told you no well of course
I would have told you no well of course
I would have told you no well of course you couldn’t say yes yeah I wanted to
you couldn’t say yes yeah I wanted to
you couldn’t say yes yeah I wanted to make movies yeah very badly and so the
make movies yeah very badly and so the
make movies yeah very badly and so the network that show was very popular the
network that show was very popular the
network that show was very popular the network’s I’m in the studio was probably
network’s I’m in the studio was probably
network’s I’m in the studio was probably excited about it or you go out you shoot
excited about it or you go out you shoot
excited about it or you go out you shoot the thing you write the thing you do all
the thing you write the thing you do all
the thing you write the thing you do all of it and at what point is this studio
of it and at what point is this studio
of it and at what point is this studio said you listen you’ve done here I
said you listen you’ve done here I
said you listen you’ve done here I remember that point right it was a great
remember that point right it was a great
remember that point right it was a great moment in my life because to see you I
moment in my life because to see you I
moment in my life because to see you I went to had to be I brought they could
went to had to be I brought they could
went to had to be I brought they could they summon you I got flown out to LA
they summon you I got flown out to LA
they summon you I got flown out to LA are you thinking Wow beauty flown down
are you thinking Wow beauty flown down
are you thinking Wow beauty flown down first class
first class
first class I don’t even tell his class I have no
I don’t even tell his class I have no
I don’t even tell his class I have no idea well I can I’d smelled something
idea well I can I’d smelled something
idea well I can I’d smelled something but yeah they took me to Paramount you
but yeah they took me to Paramount you
but yeah they took me to Paramount you all those gates it’s like you feel like
all those gates it’s like you feel like
all those gates it’s like you feel like that you’re going to the White House and
that you’re going to the White House and
that you’re going to the White House and I went to John Goldman’s office he was
I went to John Goldman’s office he was
I went to John Goldman’s office he was Samuel Goldwyn grandson he’s a good guy
Samuel Goldwyn grandson he’s a good guy
Samuel Goldwyn grandson he’s a good guy yeah yeah and so I’m in his office I’m
yeah yeah and so I’m in his office I’m
yeah yeah and so I’m in his office I’m in the most important office at
in the most important office at
in the most important office at Paramount he was running the studio at
Paramount he was running the studio at
Paramount he was running the studio at the time and he’s he just he I remember
the time and he’s he just he I remember
the time and he’s he just he I remember I walked in and he’s shaking a little he
I walked in and he’s shaking a little he
I walked in and he’s shaking a little he was so mad Manny just unloads everybody
was so mad Manny just unloads everybody
was so mad Manny just unloads everybody was there that was involved in the movie
was there that was involved in the movie
was there that was involved in the movie unloaded on me and said this movie is
unloaded on me and said this movie is
unloaded on me and said this movie is unreleasable you have wasted my money
unreleasable you have wasted my money
unreleasable you have wasted my money this is irresponsible I have a problem
this is irresponsible I have a problem
this is irresponsible I have a problem with everyone here and then this guy who
with everyone here and then this guy who
with everyone here and then this guy who is the president of MTV Films who I said
is the president of MTV Films who I said
is the president of MTV Films who I said well John I don’t think you really got
well John I don’t think you really got
well John I don’t think you really got the film how dare you say that it’s
the film how dare you say that it’s
the film how dare you say that it’s screaming accompany presidents cuz of my
screaming accompany presidents cuz of my
screaming accompany presidents cuz of my movie
movie
movie there was nothing redeemable by the way
there was nothing redeemable by the way
there was nothing redeemable by the way no not to him but here’s the thing it’s
no not to him but here’s the thing it’s
no not to him but here’s the thing it’s the new one in show business as well
the new one in show business as well
the new one in show business as well that I’ll never forget that moment cuz I
that I’ll never forget that moment cuz I
that I’ll never forget that moment cuz I feel my whole all I wanted to do is make
feel my whole all I wanted to do is make
feel my whole all I wanted to do is make movies at the time and that was being
movies at the time and that was being
movies at the time and that was being destroyed by Samuel Goldwyn screams done
destroyed by Samuel Goldwyn screams done
destroyed by Samuel Goldwyn screams done you know something yeah a little bit and
you know something yeah a little bit and
you know something yeah a little bit and I’m sitting there but a part of me was
I’m sitting there but a part of me was
I’m sitting there but a part of me was outside of my body going you are in the
outside of my body going you are in the
outside of my body going you are in the Paramount big office being yelled at by
Paramount big office being yelled at by
Paramount big office being yelled at by self the cool isn’t really you were able
self the cool isn’t really you were able
self the cool isn’t really you were able to yes I was able to enjoy and it into a
to yes I was able to enjoy and it into a
to yes I was able to enjoy and it into a logical absolutely because who gets to
logical absolutely because who gets to
logical absolutely because who gets to have that’s very rare beautiful
have that’s very rare beautiful
have that’s very rare beautiful experience to get to have you know I
experience to get to have you know I
experience to get to have you know I read how to make friends and influence
read how to make friends and influence
read how to make friends and influence people but for you to have such a
people but for you to have such a
people but for you to have such a positive attitude as your career well to
positive attitude as your career well to
positive attitude as your career well to me to me that the key is like surviving
me to me that the key is like surviving
me to me that the key is like surviving failure is a great it just turns you
failure is a great it just turns you
failure is a great it just turns you it’s a very great experience
it’s a very great experience
it’s a very great experience tell me about I know because you
tell me about I know because you
tell me about I know because you yeah well I went through all of that
yeah well I went through all of that
yeah well I went through all of that Howard and they killed the you know the
Howard and they killed the you know the
Howard and they killed the you know the Prescott I grew up watching Siskel and
Prescott I grew up watching Siskel and
Prescott I grew up watching Siskel and Ebert on PBS you know when I was that
Ebert on PBS you know when I was that
Ebert on PBS you know when I was that show and and so I always dream when I
show and and so I always dream when I
show and and so I always dream when I was a kid someday Roger Ebert and that
was a kid someday Roger Ebert and that
was a kid someday Roger Ebert and that other dude is dead are gonna look at me
other dude is dead are gonna look at me
other dude is dead are gonna look at me through the camera and say some about my
through the camera and say some about my
through the camera and say some about my movie and here was Roger Ebert saying
movie and here was Roger Ebert saying
movie and here was Roger Ebert saying Pootie Tang is so bad I don’t even
Pootie Tang is so bad I don’t even
Pootie Tang is so bad I don’t even understand what it is this isn’t even a
understand what it is this isn’t even a
understand what it is this isn’t even a movie it’s not even complete he’s an A
movie it’s not even complete he’s an A
movie it’s not even complete he’s an A yeah right he’s like look why don’t they
yeah right he’s like look why don’t they
yeah right he’s like look why don’t they shoot the director yeah he was like so
shoot the director yeah he was like so
shoot the director yeah he was like so hateful and I’m having the experience of
hateful and I’m having the experience of
hateful and I’m having the experience of becoming famous for making a movie
becoming famous for making a movie
becoming famous for making a movie everyone unanimously thinks is awful
everyone unanimously thinks is awful
everyone unanimously thinks is awful there are some people who like to just
there are some people who like to just
there are some people who like to just show up and do a show and get a check
show up and do a show and get a check
show up and do a show and get a check yeah and they don’t think about like I’m
yeah and they don’t think about like I’m
yeah and they don’t think about like I’m interested in everything like when I
interested in everything like when I
interested in everything like when I tour and they tell me hey we you’re
tour and they tell me hey we you’re
tour and they tell me hey we you’re doing the Chicago theater and here’s how
doing the Chicago theater and here’s how
doing the Chicago theater and here’s how much you’re making they can tell me this
much you’re making they can tell me this
much you’re making they can tell me this big exciting number then I go I asked
big exciting number then I go I asked
big exciting number then I go I asked them well how much do the tickets and
them well how much do the tickets and
them well how much do the tickets and they go well you know in order to pay
they go well you know in order to pay
they go well you know in order to pay that they’re charging 50 bucks a ticket
that they’re charging 50 bucks a ticket
that they’re charging 50 bucks a ticket I don’t want people to pay 50 bucks a
I don’t want people to pay 50 bucks a
I don’t want people to pay 50 bucks a ticket to see me how much do I get paid
ticket to see me how much do I get paid
ticket to see me how much do I get paid if they pay 30 bucks ticket well jeez
if they pay 30 bucks ticket well jeez
if they pay 30 bucks ticket well jeez it’s only this I’m like well that’s more
it’s only this I’m like well that’s more
it’s only this I’m like well that’s more money than my dad made in his life I
money than my dad made in his life I
money than my dad made in his life I mean I’ll take it and also I once I
mean I’ll take it and also I once I
mean I’ll take it and also I once I started looking at that way I learned
started looking at that way I learned
started looking at that way I learned stuff like I learned that if you ask for
stuff like I learned that if you ask for
stuff like I learned that if you ask for a high guarantee for a live show you
a high guarantee for a live show you
a high guarantee for a live show you drive up the ticket price because the
drive up the ticket price because the
drive up the ticket price because the risk is higher but if you tell the
risk is higher but if you tell the
risk is higher but if you tell the theater look don’t guarantee me anything
theater look don’t guarantee me anything
theater look don’t guarantee me anything only pay me if we if we make money then
only pay me if we if we make money then
only pay me if we if we make money then the price of the tickets come down and
the price of the tickets come down and
the price of the tickets come down and they don’t have to advertise as much
they don’t have to advertise as much
they don’t have to advertise as much because they’re not as afraid that
because they’re not as afraid that
because they’re not as afraid that they’re going to lose you understand
they’re going to lose you understand
they’re going to lose you understand what I’m saying totally so and if you
what I’m saying totally so and if you
what I’m saying totally so and if you work at a theatre without a guarantee
work at a theatre without a guarantee
work at a theatre without a guarantee you actually get paid more because the
you actually get paid more because the
you actually get paid more because the show cost less it cost less for the the
show cost less it cost less for the the
show cost less it cost less for the the advertising all that stuff if you sell
advertising all that stuff if you sell
advertising all that stuff if you sell it out you will make more money so I
it out you will make more money so I
it out you will make more money so I started learning about that stuff is
started learning about that stuff is
started learning about that stuff is really interesting to me like the story
really interesting to me like the story
really interesting to me like the story I tell on Conan about the guy on next to
I tell on Conan about the guy on next to
I tell on Conan about the guy on next to me on the airplane when the internet
me on the airplane when the internet
me on the airplane when the internet shuts down suddenly there wasn’t anybody
shuts down suddenly there wasn’t anybody
shuts down suddenly there wasn’t anybody next man that plane that was me there
next man that plane that was me there
next man that plane that was me there was nobody next to me people don’t talk
was nobody next to me people don’t talk
was nobody next to me people don’t talk to me on airplanes any any time you see
to me on airplanes any any time you see
to me on airplanes any any time you see me doing a bit where some stranger says
me doing a bit where some stranger says
me doing a bit where some stranger says something to me
something to me
something to me it’s me the fact is I was really upset
it’s me the fact is I was really upset
it’s me the fact is I was really upset that the internet shut down I was livid
that the internet shut down I was livid
that the internet shut down I was livid and then I caught myself and said wait a
and then I caught myself and said wait a
and then I caught myself and said wait a minute what are you what are you upset
minute what are you what are you upset
minute what are you what are you upset about this was this was incredible that
about this was this was incredible that
about this was this was incredible that this was possible even and I sort of
this was possible even and I sort of
this was possible even and I sort of started it was kind of like an epiphany
started it was kind of like an epiphany
started it was kind of like an epiphany for me I started seeing things
for me I started seeing things
for me I started seeing things differently like realizing that when we
differently like realizing that when we
differently like realizing that when we get to a gate and they go we need ten
get to a gate and they go we need ten
get to a gate and they go we need ten minutes because the guy at the gate the
minutes because the guy at the gate the
minutes because the guy at the gate the plane that our gate hasn’t backed out
plane that our gate hasn’t backed out
plane that our gate hasn’t backed out yet and I go okay come on like that was
yet and I go okay come on like that was
yet and I go okay come on like that was me let’s go why it’s actually not going
me let’s go why it’s actually not going
me let’s go why it’s actually not going to get me there quicker it’s not going
to get me there quicker it’s not going
to get me there quicker it’s not going to get you know I mean like I’m not I’m
to get you know I mean like I’m not I’m
to get you know I mean like I’m not I’m losing nothing I just feel bad but if
losing nothing I just feel bad but if
losing nothing I just feel bad but if you can just like take a breath and calm
you can just like take a breath and calm
you can just like take a breath and calm down and go yeah this is as good as they
down and go yeah this is as good as they
down and go yeah this is as good as they make these right now this is as good as
make these right now this is as good as
make these right now this is as good as it is and it’s pretty goddamn great but
it is and it’s pretty goddamn great but
it is and it’s pretty goddamn great but somehow we don’t know does make us happy
somehow we don’t know does make us happy
somehow we don’t know does make us happy and that’s too bad I don’t think that
and that’s too bad I don’t think that
and that’s too bad I don’t think that means people are bad people it means
means people are bad people it means
means people are bad people it means that they’re unhappy good jetpacks that
that they’re unhappy good jetpacks that
that they’re unhappy good jetpacks that they have all this great if you had a
they have all this great if you had a
they have all this great if you had a jet pack you’d be like I have this jet
jet pack you’d be like I have this jet
jet pack you’d be like I have this jet pack I can’t believe I got this jet pack
pack I can’t believe I got this jet pack
pack I can’t believe I got this jet pack who is yours your service provider on
who is yours your service provider on
who is yours your service provider on your jet pack is who did they make the
your jet pack is who did they make the
your jet pack is who did they make the new one hate this thing
new one hate this thing
new one hate this thing it sucks and then we’d all sit there and
it sucks and then we’d all sit there and
it sucks and then we’d all sit there and talk about that part of me feels like if
talk about that part of me feels like if
talk about that part of me feels like if people have to go back to basics a
people have to go back to basics a
people have to go back to basics a little bit they’ll start to see that
little bit they’ll start to see that
little bit they’ll start to see that because there’s no you have a job and
because there’s no you have a job and
because there’s no you have a job and then you don’t even you don’t make it up
then you don’t even you don’t make it up
then you don’t even you don’t make it up for this you even own you have a house
for this you even own you have a house
for this you even own you have a house full and a car and a house of all you
full and a car and a house of all you
full and a car and a house of all you can’t have you can’t afford it and you
can’t have you can’t afford it and you
can’t have you can’t afford it and you don’t even get the pride of saying like
don’t even get the pride of saying like
don’t even get the pride of saying like I have this job and because of it I have
I have this job and because of it I have
I have this job and because of it I have that car that I have this job and
that car that I have this job and
that car that I have this job and because of it I have custody of this car
because of it I have custody of this car
because of it I have custody of this car that the bank is paying somebody else
that the bank is paying somebody else
that the bank is paying somebody else for and if they ever come calling I’m
for and if they ever come calling I’m
for and if they ever come calling I’m gonna go to jail it’s really a it’s a
gonna go to jail it’s really a it’s a
gonna go to jail it’s really a it’s a life I think that we’re living right now
life I think that we’re living right now
life I think that we’re living right now and I feel bad for people because I see
and I feel bad for people because I see
and I feel bad for people because I see it in their faces all the time so that’s
it in their faces all the time so that’s
it in their faces all the time so that’s really more what it was about I didn’t
really more what it was about I didn’t
really more what it was about I didn’t mean to say worse generation I meant to
mean to say worse generation I meant to
mean to say worse generation I meant to say that word generation so you never
say that word generation so you never
say that word generation so you never get worried about tapping out yeah of
get worried about tapping out yeah of
get worried about tapping out yeah of course I’m terrified it’s happening yeah
course I’m terrified it’s happening yeah
course I’m terrified it’s happening yeah but that’s a motivating fear that’s
but that’s a motivating fear that’s
but that’s a motivating fear that’s yeah I I like pressure I learned that
yeah I I like pressure I learned that
yeah I I like pressure I learned that from Billie Jean King is filling to my
from Billie Jean King is filling to my
from Billie Jean King is filling to my hero’s yes really yes I remember as a
hero’s yes really yes I remember as a
hero’s yes really yes I remember as a kid watching a press conference with
kid watching a press conference with
kid watching a press conference with Billie Jean King and Bobby Riggs when
Billie Jean King and Bobby Riggs when
Billie Jean King and Bobby Riggs when there yes battle of the sexes I was so
there yes battle of the sexes I was so
there yes battle of the sexes I was so fascinated by that because I was raised
fascinated by that because I was raised
fascinated by that because I was raised by a single mom and I have three older
by a single mom and I have three older
by a single mom and I have three older sisters so I’ve always identified with
sisters so I’ve always identified with
sisters so I’ve always identified with women taking care and I’ve never saw
women taking care and I’ve never saw
women taking care and I’ve never saw women his weak I only never knew my
women his weak I only never knew my
women his weak I only never knew my strong working rat single mother so
strong working rat single mother so
strong working rat single mother so watching Billie Jean King filled this
watching Billie Jean King filled this
watching Billie Jean King filled this horrible you know just massage it was
horrible you know just massage it was
horrible you know just massage it was fascinating cuz the way she carried it
fascinating cuz the way she carried it
fascinating cuz the way she carried it they asked what made it work because he
they asked what made it work because he
they asked what made it work because he would sit there going you know why don’t
would sit there going you know why don’t
would sit there going you know why don’t you all get back in the kitchen and
you all get back in the kitchen and
you all get back in the kitchen and that’s right I forgot it was amazing
that’s right I forgot it was amazing
that’s right I forgot it was amazing yeah the whim and he’d have two girls in
yeah the whim and he’d have two girls in
yeah the whim and he’d have two girls in bikinis with big tits a I mean there’s a
bikinis with big tits a I mean there’s a
bikinis with big tits a I mean there’s a Iger insult that to a working you know
Iger insult that to a working you know
Iger insult that to a working you know woman then chicks with tits and he’d sit
woman then chicks with tits and he’d sit
woman then chicks with tits and he’d sit there and go yeah this is what a woman
there and go yeah this is what a woman
there and go yeah this is what a woman is what’s your problem whatever and the
is what’s your problem whatever and the
is what’s your problem whatever and the way she carried it was when it was
way she carried it was when it was
way she carried it was when it was amazing she didn’t sit there and turn
amazing she didn’t sit there and turn
amazing she didn’t sit there and turn red and be like Wilma and get angry she
red and be like Wilma and get angry she
red and be like Wilma and get angry she just sat there like this and then they
just sat there like this and then they
just sat there like this and then they asked her uh how do you feel when he
asked her uh how do you feel when he
asked her uh how do you feel when he says all this and she smiled and she
says all this and she smiled and she
says all this and she smiled and she said all it does is put a lot of
said all it does is put a lot of
said all it does is put a lot of pressure on me and I love pressure and
pressure on me and I love pressure and
pressure on me and I love pressure and she had this big smile on her face she
she had this big smile on her face she
she had this big smile on her face she said I love pressure and I thought him I
said I love pressure and I thought him I
said I love pressure and I thought him I never forgot it I thought oh my god how
never forgot it I thought oh my god how
never forgot it I thought oh my god how do you love what does that mean like I
do you love what does that mean like I
do you love what does that mean like I thought really carefully about that she
thought really carefully about that she
thought really carefully about that she really did she was like come on keep it
really did she was like come on keep it
really did she was like come on keep it coming I love it I love it I want this
coming I love it I love it I want this
coming I love it I love it I want this pressure cuz she knows how to turn
pressure cuz she knows how to turn
pressure cuz she knows how to turn pressure into hard work she knows how to
pressure into hard work she knows how to
pressure into hard work she knows how to it motivates her yeah she knows that the
it motivates her yeah she knows that the
it motivates her yeah she knows that the heat from pressure is gonna make her
heat from pressure is gonna make her
heat from pressure is gonna make her work harder so she’s like go ahead the
work harder so she’s like go ahead the
work harder so she’s like go ahead the more he said the more she had to win
more he said the more she had to win
more he said the more she had to win there’s no way she had so much to lose
there’s no way she had so much to lose
there’s no way she had so much to lose that she knew she’d she’d play better so
that she knew she’d she’d play better so
that she knew she’d she’d play better so that’s the way I do it I think like I
that’s the way I do it I think like I
that’s the way I do it I think like I say out loud I’ll never do the same hour
say out loud I’ll never do the same hour
say out loud I’ll never do the same hour in a year and then inside I’m going oh
in a year and then inside I’m going oh
in a year and then inside I’m going oh okay glad I said what say that and then
okay glad I said what say that and then
okay glad I said what say that and then it pushes me don’t take take
it pushes me don’t take take
it pushes me don’t take take you know your life is short life is very
you know your life is short life is very
you know your life is short life is very short I’d like life I like it I feel
short I’d like life I like it I feel
short I’d like life I like it I feel like even if it ends up being short I
like even if it ends up being short I
like even if it ends up being short I got lucky to get in to have it cuz life
got lucky to get in to have it cuz life
got lucky to get in to have it cuz life is an amazing gift when you think about
is an amazing gift when you think about
is an amazing gift when you think about what you get with a basic life not even
what you get with a basic life not even
what you get with a basic life not even a particularly lucky life or a healthy
a particularly lucky life or a healthy
a particularly lucky life or a healthy life if you have a life it’s anime
life if you have a life it’s anime
life if you have a life it’s anime here’s your boiler plate deal with life
here’s your boiler plate deal with life
here’s your boiler plate deal with life this is basic cable what you get when
this is basic cable what you get when
this is basic cable what you get when you get life you get to be on earth
you get life you get to be on earth
you get life you get to be on earth first of all oh my god what a location
first of all oh my god what a location
first of all oh my god what a location this is earth and for trillions of miles
this is earth and for trillions of miles
this is earth and for trillions of miles in every direction it sucks so bad it’s
in every direction it sucks so bad it’s
in every direction it sucks so bad it’s so that your eyes bolt out of your head
so that your eyes bolt out of your head
so that your eyes bolt out of your head because it sucks so bad you get to be on
because it sucks so bad you get to be on
because it sucks so bad you get to be on earth and look at as long as you’re not
earth and look at as long as you’re not
earth and look at as long as you’re not blind or whatever it is you get to be
blind or whatever it is you get to be
blind or whatever it is you get to be here you get to eat food you get to put
here you get to eat food you get to put
here you get to eat food you get to put bacon in your mouth I mean when you have
bacon in your mouth I mean when you have
bacon in your mouth I mean when you have bacon in your mouth it doesn’t matter
bacon in your mouth it doesn’t matter
bacon in your mouth it doesn’t matter who’s presidents or anything you just
every time I’m eating bacon I think I
every time I’m eating bacon I think I could die right now and I mean it that’s
could die right now and I mean it that’s
could die right now and I mean it that’s how good life is
thank you so much for watching I made
thank you so much for watching I made this video because Arlington guitarist
this video because Arlington guitarist
this video because Arlington guitarist asked me to so if there’s a famous
asked me to so if there’s a famous
asked me to so if there’s a famous entrepreneur that you want me to profile
entrepreneur that you want me to profile
entrepreneur that you want me to profile next leave in the comments below and
next leave in the comments below and
next leave in the comments below and I’ll see what I can do I’d also love to
I’ll see what I can do I’d also love to
I’ll see what I can do I’d also love to know which of the 10 rules had the
know which of the 10 rules had the
know which of the 10 rules had the biggest impact on you leave it in the
biggest impact on you leave it in the
biggest impact on you leave it in the comments and I’ll join the discussion
comments and I’ll join the discussion
comments and I’ll join the discussion thank you so much for watching
thank you so much for watching
thank you so much for watching continue to believe and I’ll see you
continue to believe and I’ll see you
continue to believe and I’ll see you soon
I got I started doing write it out of
I got I started doing write it out of high school started doing stand-up
high school started doing stand-up
high school started doing stand-up didn’t go to college didn’t pursue
didn’t go to college didn’t pursue
didn’t go to college didn’t pursue anything else professionally really
anything else professionally really
anything else professionally really started doing stand-up first time I went
started doing stand-up first time I went
started doing stand-up first time I went on stage I did a minute and a half and I
on stage I did a minute and a half and I
on stage I did a minute and a half and I bombed it was terrible
bombed it was terrible
bombed it was terrible but I wanted it so badly that I kept
but I wanted it so badly that I kept
but I wanted it so badly that I kept trying and I learned how to write jokes
trying and I learned how to write jokes
trying and I learned how to write jokes and I just had jokes kind of funny
and I just had jokes kind of funny
and I just had jokes kind of funny thoughts and I about I don’t know 15
thoughts and I about I don’t know 15
thoughts and I about I don’t know 15 years later I I had been going in a
years later I I had been going in a
years later I I had been going in a circle that didn’t take me anywhere
circle that didn’t take me anywhere
circle that didn’t take me anywhere nobody gave you I was an I didn’t either
nobody gave you I was an I didn’t either
nobody gave you I was an I didn’t either I honestly didn’t I used to hear my
I honestly didn’t I used to hear my
I honestly didn’t I used to hear my accent go this is and I hate it
accent go this is and I hate it
accent go this is and I hate it but I’ve been doing this for 15 years
but I’ve been doing this for 15 years
but I’ve been doing this for 15 years and stopping now is like getting out of
and stopping now is like getting out of
and stopping now is like getting out of prison like what do you do after 15
prison like what do you do after 15
prison like what do you do after 15 years of stand-up comedy how do you
years of stand-up comedy how do you
years of stand-up comedy how do you enter the workforce so I was in a really
enter the workforce so I was in a really
enter the workforce so I was in a really bad place I hated my act I’ve been doing
bad place I hated my act I’ve been doing
bad place I hated my act I’ve been doing the same hour of comedy for 15 years and
the same hour of comedy for 15 years and
the same hour of comedy for 15 years and it was I promise you and I was working
it was I promise you and I was working
it was I promise you and I was working places like Chinese restaurants and this
places like Chinese restaurants and this
places like Chinese restaurants and this is this I was I do as shown a Chinese
is this I was I do as shown a Chinese
is this I was I do as shown a Chinese restaurant where they don’t even know
restaurant where they don’t even know
restaurant where they don’t even know there’s a show going to happen they’re
there’s a show going to happen they’re
there’s a show going to happen they’re there to eat and all of a sudden you go
there to eat and all of a sudden you go
there to eat and all of a sudden you go hey everybody and people like I’m eating
hey everybody and people like I’m eating
hey everybody and people like I’m eating I don’t want to be forced to sit in the
I don’t want to be forced to sit in the
I don’t want to be forced to sit in the so I was doing a Chinese restaurant
so I was doing a Chinese restaurant
so I was doing a Chinese restaurant called the Kowloon in Boston it’s all
called the Kowloon in Boston it’s all
called the Kowloon in Boston it’s all good Saugus Massachusetts and I was
good Saugus Massachusetts and I was
good Saugus Massachusetts and I was sitting in my car after the show just
sitting in my car after the show just
sitting in my car after the show just feeling like I did this is this was all
feeling like I did this is this was all
feeling like I did this is this was all a big mistake I’m not good enough and I
a big mistake I’m not good enough and I
a big mistake I’m not good enough and I hate I would I felt like my jokes were
hate I would I felt like my jokes were
hate I would I felt like my jokes were trapped and I listened to a CD of George
trapped and I listened to a CD of George
trapped and I listened to a CD of George talking about comedy in the workshopping
talking about comedy in the workshopping
talking about comedy in the workshopping it and talking about it seriously and
it and talking about it seriously and
it and talking about it seriously and the thing that blew me away about this
the thing that blew me away about this
the thing that blew me away about this fellow was that he just kept putting out
fellow was that he just kept putting out
fellow was that he just kept putting out specials every year there be a new
specials every year there be a new
specials every year there be a new George Carlin special a new George
George Carlin special a new George
George Carlin special a new George Carlin album they just kept coming and
Carlin album they just kept coming and
Carlin album they just kept coming and each one was deeper than the next and I
each one was deeper than the next and I
each one was deeper than the next and I just thought how can he do that it made
just thought how can he do that it made
just thought how can he do that it made me literally cry that I could never do
me literally cry that I could never do
me literally cry that I could never do that I was telling the same jokes for 15
that I was telling the same jokes for 15
that I was telling the same jokes for 15 years so I’m listening and they ask him
years so I’m listening and they ask him
years so I’m listening and they ask him how’d you how do you do all this
how’d you how do you do all this
how’d you how do you do all this material and I’m like yeah and I and I
material and I’m like yeah and I and I
material and I’m like yeah and I and I hear him and he says
hear him and he says
hear him and he says well I just decided every year I’d be
well I just decided every year I’d be
well I just decided every year I’d be working on that year’s special and I do
working on that year’s special and I do
working on that year’s special and I do the special and then I just chuck out
the special and then I just chuck out
the special and then I just chuck out the material and I’d start again with
the material and I’d start again with
the material and I’d start again with nothing and I thought that’s crazy how
nothing and I thought that’s crazy how
nothing and I thought that’s crazy how do you throw away it took me 15 years to
do you throw away it took me 15 years to
do you throw away it took me 15 years to build this tower if I throw it away I
build this tower if I throw it away I
build this tower if I throw it away I got nothing but I he gave me this the
got nothing but I he gave me this the
got nothing but I he gave me this the courage to try and also I was desperate
courage to try and also I was desperate
courage to try and also I was desperate what the else was I gonna do
what the else was I gonna do
what the else was I gonna do this idea that you throw everything away
this idea that you throw everything away
this idea that you throw everything away and you start over again and I thought
and you start over again and I thought
and you start over again and I thought well okay when you’re done telling jokes
well okay when you’re done telling jokes
well okay when you’re done telling jokes about airplanes and dogs you throw those
about airplanes and dogs you throw those
about airplanes and dogs you throw those away what do you got it left you can
away what do you got it left you can
away what do you got it left you can only dig deeper start talking about your
only dig deeper start talking about your
only dig deeper start talking about your you know your feelings and who you are
you know your feelings and who you are
you know your feelings and who you are and then you do those jokes and they’re
and then you do those jokes and they’re
and then you do those jokes and they’re gone you got to dig deeper so then you
gone you got to dig deeper so then you
gone you got to dig deeper so then you start thinking about your fears and your
start thinking about your fears and your
start thinking about your fears and your nightmares and doing jokes about that
nightmares and doing jokes about that
nightmares and doing jokes about that and then they’re gone and then you start
and then they’re gone and then you start
and then they’re gone and then you start going into just weird yeah eventually
going into just weird yeah eventually
going into just weird yeah eventually get to your balls but there’s a whole
it’s a process that I watched him do my
it’s a process that I watched him do my whole life and I started to try to do it
whole life and I started to try to do it
whole life and I started to try to do it and I started to think what do I cuz he
and I started to think what do I cuz he
and I started to think what do I cuz he says whatever he wants what do I really
says whatever he wants what do I really
says whatever he wants what do I really want to say that I’m afraid to say and
want to say that I’m afraid to say and
want to say that I’m afraid to say and at the time I was a father I am still a
at the time I was a father I am still a
at the time I was a father I am still a father there too but at the time I had
father there too but at the time I had
father there too but at the time I had started I didn’t take off yet the jury’s
started I didn’t take off yet the jury’s
started I didn’t take off yet the jury’s out my oldest is eight I could still
out my oldest is eight I could still
out my oldest is eight I could still split so far I’m still there um I was
split so far I’m still there um I was
split so far I’m still there um I was having a lot of hard time being a father
having a lot of hard time being a father
having a lot of hard time being a father and I wanted to say it on stage one
and I wanted to say it on stage one
and I wanted to say it on stage one night I just I thought camp forget all
night I just I thought camp forget all
night I just I thought camp forget all the old jokes I’m gonna start again and
the old jokes I’m gonna start again and
the old jokes I’m gonna start again and I thought of the first thing I said I
I thought of the first thing I said I
I thought of the first thing I said I can’t have sex with my daughter with my
can’t have sex with my daughter with my
can’t have sex with my daughter with my daughter with my wife because we have a
daughter with my wife because we have a
daughter with my wife because we have a baby and our babies of it’s just what I
baby and our babies of it’s just what I
baby and our babies of it’s just what I was feeling and I said it and the
was feeling and I said it and the
was feeling and I said it and the audience went whoa and I thought oh I’m
audience went whoa and I thought oh I’m
audience went whoa and I thought oh I’m somewhere new now and I said and I said
somewhere new now and I said and I said
somewhere new now and I said and I said something like I never used to get
something like I never used to get
something like I never used to get babies in the garbage but now I
babies in the garbage but now I
babies in the garbage but now I understand it and they did that and I
understand it and they did that and I
understand it and they did that and I thought I’d rather have that than the
thought I’d rather have that than the
thought I’d rather have that than the tepid laughter for my 15 year old jokes
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