physical and mental energy to me is the greatest riches of human life
comedian speaks to the public in a way
comedian speaks to the public in a way that no other person does privilege is
that no other person does privilege is
that no other person does privilege is toxic yeah it unsaddle II it really is
toxic yeah it unsaddle II it really is
toxic yeah it unsaddle II it really is sadly he’s an American comedian actor
sadly he’s an American comedian actor
sadly he’s an American comedian actor director writer and producer he’s best
director writer and producer he’s best
director writer and producer he’s best known for portraying a semi-fictional
known for portraying a semi-fictional
known for portraying a semi-fictional portrait of himself in the sitcom
portrait of himself in the sitcom
portrait of himself in the sitcom Seinfeld in 2005 Comedy Central named
Seinfeld in 2005 Comedy Central named
Seinfeld in 2005 Comedy Central named him the 12th greatest stand-up comedian
him the 12th greatest stand-up comedian
him the 12th greatest stand-up comedian of all time he’s Jerry Seinfeld and
of all time he’s Jerry Seinfeld and
of all time he’s Jerry Seinfeld and here’s my take on his top ten rules for
here’s my take on his top ten rules for
here’s my take on his top ten rules for success rule number six is my personal
success rule number six is my personal
success rule number six is my personal favorite I make sure to stick around
favorite I make sure to stick around
favorite I make sure to stick around although to the anger for some special
although to the anger for some special
although to the anger for some special bonus clips putting in a phenomenal
bonus clips putting in a phenomenal
bonus clips putting in a phenomenal day’s work to me is way better than you
day’s work to me is way better than you
day’s work to me is way better than you know let’s say you come into a little
know let’s say you come into a little
know let’s say you come into a little chunk of money you didn’t think you were
chunk of money you didn’t think you were
chunk of money you didn’t think you were gonna get you know you just get some
gonna get you know you just get some
gonna get you know you just get some dough and you go hey that’s great
dough and you go hey that’s great
dough and you go hey that’s great that’s that is great I think money’s
that’s that is great I think money’s
that’s that is great I think money’s great but energy physical and mental
great but energy physical and mental
great but energy physical and mental energy to me is the greatest riches of
energy to me is the greatest riches of
energy to me is the greatest riches of human life
what I am good at and what every
what I am good at and what every comedian is good at is knowing how to
comedian is good at is knowing how to
comedian is good at is knowing how to carefully manage an audience’s attention
carefully manage an audience’s attention
carefully manage an audience’s attention span and that is also the key to this
span and that is also the key to this
span and that is also the key to this show for example I’ll give you another
show for example I’ll give you another
show for example I’ll give you another when the show was first cut together
when the show was first cut together
when the show was first cut together again go back to that little scene with
again go back to that little scene with
again go back to that little scene with the phone about net-a-porter just
the phone about net-a-porter just
the phone about net-a-porter just talking to my wife julia says ask your
talking to my wife julia says ask your
talking to my wife julia says ask your wife about this thing about net-a-porter
wife about this thing about net-a-porter
wife about this thing about net-a-porter I go you know what I’m going to ask
I go you know what I’m going to ask
I go you know what I’m going to ask right now and I take the phone and i
right now and I take the phone and i
right now and I take the phone and i dial the phone and I and then just picks
dial the phone and I and then just picks
dial the phone and I and then just picks up the phone and I go hi Jess I’m
up the phone and I go hi Jess I’m
up the phone and I go hi Jess I’m sitting here with Julia I’m in the
sitting here with Julia I’m in the
sitting here with Julia I’m in the middle we’re actually right in the
middle we’re actually right in the
middle we’re actually right in the middle of doing an episode she has a
middle of doing an episode she has a
middle of doing an episode she has a question about NetApp or tape
question about NetApp or tape
question about NetApp or tape do you mind can I can I ask you right
do you mind can I can I ask you right
do you mind can I can I ask you right now are you busy okay all you got to get
now are you busy okay all you got to get
now are you busy okay all you got to get rid of all that all of that goes because
rid of all that all of that goes because
rid of all that all of that goes because it’s just boring now it’s not boring in
it’s just boring now it’s not boring in
it’s just boring now it’s not boring in a TV series you can when you’re watching
a TV series you can when you’re watching
a TV series you can when you’re watching a TV series you’re watching an episode
a TV series you’re watching an episode
a TV series you’re watching an episode of a sitcom there’s a story that you’re
of a sitcom there’s a story that you’re
of a sitcom there’s a story that you’re hooked on and there are characters and
hooked on and there are characters and
hooked on and there are characters and this is going somewhere this thing is
this is going somewhere this thing is
this is going somewhere this thing is going nowhere
going nowhere
going nowhere so even that when they first cut it
so even that when they first cut it
so even that when they first cut it together they even had me dialing no no
together they even had me dialing no no
together they even had me dialing no no you can’t have that
you can’t have that
you can’t have that that microsecond is on the Internet is
that microsecond is on the Internet is
that microsecond is on the Internet is that because the Internet is the most
that because the Internet is the most
that because the Internet is the most brutal medium for attention span the
brutal medium for attention span the
brutal medium for attention span the distance from your finger to that oft or
distance from your finger to that oft or
distance from your finger to that oft or stop is it’s you’re holding it right
stop is it’s you’re holding it right
stop is it’s you’re holding it right there
there
there while you’re watching things you know
while you’re watching things you know
while you’re watching things you know how many times you see a video you go oh
how many times you see a video you go oh
how many times you see a video you go oh that looks good I want to see that you
that looks good I want to see that you
that looks good I want to see that you press it and then what 15-second
press it and then what 15-second
press it and then what 15-second commercial no no no no no now you don’t
commercial no no no no no now you don’t
commercial no no no no no now you don’t get 15 seconds it’s not that good like
get 15 seconds it’s not that good like
get 15 seconds it’s not that good like amazon.com one-click ordering that’s
amazon.com one-click ordering that’s
amazon.com one-click ordering that’s where I got this idea they understood
where I got this idea they understood
where I got this idea they understood two clicks I don’t even want it anymore
two clicks I don’t even want it anymore
two clicks I don’t even want it anymore I changed my mind
I changed my mind
I changed my mind in between clicks
as a stand-up comedian you must master
as a stand-up comedian you must master that attention span dynamic of an
that attention span dynamic of an
that attention span dynamic of an audience and then it’s no different from
audience and then it’s no different from
audience and then it’s no different from you know trying to do jokes for for
you know trying to do jokes for for
you know trying to do jokes for for drunks in a nightclub at two o’clock in
drunks in a nightclub at two o’clock in
drunks in a nightclub at two o’clock in the morning you’ve got to get their
the morning you’ve got to get their
the morning you’ve got to get their attention and hold it so you spend your
attention and hold it so you spend your
attention and hold it so you spend your life doing it and that’s what you have
life doing it and that’s what you have
life doing it and that’s what you have to do on the Internet mmm to survive
to do on the Internet mmm to survive
to do on the Internet mmm to survive comedian speaks to the public in a way
comedian speaks to the public in a way
comedian speaks to the public in a way that no other person does he talks about
that no other person does he talks about
that no other person does he talks about things that we all see commercials and
things that we all see commercials and
things that we all see commercials and things and it’s it’s special you mean
things and it’s it’s special you mean
things and it’s it’s special you mean it’s it’s a unique podium being a
it’s it’s a unique podium being a
it’s it’s a unique podium being a stand-up comic you have free range and
stand-up comic you have free range and
stand-up comic you have free range and you don’t even really have to make a
you don’t even really have to make a
you don’t even really have to make a point but you have to relate to people
point but you have to relate to people
point but you have to relate to people on a very personal level and I was
on a very personal level and I was
on a very personal level and I was afraid I’m still afraid of losing that
afraid I’m still afraid of losing that
afraid I’m still afraid of losing that because I think that’s the key to how I
because I think that’s the key to how I
because I think that’s the key to how I own sanity as well as my my continued
own sanity as well as my my continued
own sanity as well as my my continued success it’s a
success it’s a
success it’s a is feeling to invent something where
is feeling to invent something where
is feeling to invent something where there was no template there before you
there was no template there before you
there was no template there before you yeah to figure it out I mean I remember
yeah to figure it out I mean I remember
yeah to figure it out I mean I remember I told the idea to louis c.k and i said
I told the idea to louis c.k and i said
I told the idea to louis c.k and i said what i have this idea of I’ll hang out
what i have this idea of I’ll hang out
what i have this idea of I’ll hang out with comedians and I’ll I’ll shoot it
with comedians and I’ll I’ll shoot it
with comedians and I’ll I’ll shoot it and I’ll cut it together with music and
and I’ll cut it together with music and
and I’ll cut it together with music and coffee and I said what do I do with that
coffee and I said what do I do with that
coffee and I said what do I do with that and he says you should you should charge
and he says you should you should charge
and he says you should you should charge people a dollar to dodge everyone a
people a dollar to dodge everyone a
people a dollar to dodge everyone a dollar you know and I didn’t like that I
dollar you know and I didn’t like that I
dollar you know and I didn’t like that I did nobody knew what to do I went I had
did nobody knew what to do I went I had
did nobody knew what to do I went I had this remember had this big meeting at
this remember had this big meeting at
this remember had this big meeting at CAA you know with there’s really smart
CAA you know with there’s really smart
CAA you know with there’s really smart digital people you know it was like 10
digital people you know it was like 10
digital people you know it was like 10 people in the room people I had read
people in the room people I had read
people in the room people I had read about never met this is the guy he meets
about never met this is the guy he meets
about never met this is the guy he meets with Zuckerberg every day this is way
with Zuckerberg every day this is way
with Zuckerberg every day this is way out there you know like okay well I got
out there you know like okay well I got
out there you know like okay well I got this idea and it seems like you know as
this idea and it seems like you know as
this idea and it seems like you know as a person that people know I have a you
a person that people know I have a you
a person that people know I have a you know I have an audience people know me
know I have an audience people know me
know I have an audience people know me so we can get people to check it out and
so we can get people to check it out and
so we can get people to check it out and the internet seems like a pretty fluid
the internet seems like a pretty fluid
the internet seems like a pretty fluid medium I could put this thing on the
medium I could put this thing on the
medium I could put this thing on the internet you know what what what do you
internet you know what what what do you
internet you know what what what do you think I could do when they went
no idea you know and then I met with
no idea you know and then I met with these Facebook people and I met with
these Facebook people and I met with
these Facebook people and I met with YouTube people although I mean a guy
YouTube people although I mean a guy
YouTube people although I mean a guy like me you know that’s one of the fun
like me you know that’s one of the fun
like me you know that’s one of the fun things about being me is you can meet
things about being me is you can meet
things about being me is you can meet believe you know
believe you know
believe you know you can call anybody and say can I talk
you can call anybody and say can I talk
you can call anybody and say can I talk to you and they go sure come on and they
to you and they go sure come on and they
to you and they go sure come on and they and they are all smart and they were
and they are all smart and they were
and they are all smart and they were nice and they were well-intentioned and
nice and they were well-intentioned and
nice and they were well-intentioned and they all told me this will not work this
they all told me this will not work this
they all told me this will not work this will not work if you they said if you’re
will not work if you they said if you’re
will not work if you they said if you’re over five minutes
over five minutes
over five minutes nobody’s gonna they’re not going to hang
nobody’s gonna they’re not going to hang
nobody’s gonna they’re not going to hang in there yeah because the Internet is
in there yeah because the Internet is
in there yeah because the Internet is five minutes is the maximum length of
five minutes is the maximum length of
five minutes is the maximum length of time and we average 19 minutes of viewer
time and we average 19 minutes of viewer
time and we average 19 minutes of viewer so that was pretty cool
so that was pretty cool
so that was pretty cool I think the breakthrough is when people
I think the breakthrough is when people
I think the breakthrough is when people are talking about your act to other
are talking about your act to other
are talking about your act to other people and they can’t do it yeah you
people and they can’t do it yeah you
people and they can’t do it yeah you know what I mean they start to do it and
know what I mean they start to do it and
know what I mean they start to do it and they go I can’t do it it’s the way he
they go I can’t do it it’s the way he
they go I can’t do it it’s the way he does it that it’s so engrained in your
does it that it’s so engrained in your
does it that it’s so engrained in your personality and the way you talk and the
personality and the way you talk and the
personality and the way you talk and the way you behave that people cannot
way you behave that people cannot
way you behave that people cannot imitate it how did you find it you just
imitate it how did you find it you just
imitate it how did you find it you just you just I mean did you sit there and
you just I mean did you sit there and
you just I mean did you sit there and say audience what can I talk about the
say audience what can I talk about the
say audience what can I talk about the audience does the audience teaches you
audience does the audience teaches you
audience does the audience teaches you over the years that’s the way I learned
over the years that’s the way I learned
over the years that’s the way I learned you just night after night show after
you just night after night show after
you just night after night show after show after show you’re doing something
show after show you’re doing something
show after show you’re doing something and they laugh and you go why did they
and they laugh and you go why did they
and they laugh and you go why did they laugh at that and but the next night you
laugh at that and but the next night you
laugh at that and but the next night you do it again the same way if they left
do it again the same way if they left
do it again the same way if they left and you then you build on it privilege
and you then you build on it privilege
and you then you build on it privilege toxic yeah it unsaddle e it really sadly
toxic yeah it unsaddle e it really sadly
toxic yeah it unsaddle e it really sadly things that people struggle to achieve
things that people struggle to achieve
things that people struggle to achieve yeah they get your positions of power
yeah they get your positions of power
yeah they get your positions of power influence money can do things it has a
influence money can do things it has a
influence money can do things it has a toxic effect on their judgement yes has
toxic effect on their judgement yes has
toxic effect on their judgement yes has that happened to you yet no why is that
that happened to you yet no why is that
that happened to you yet no why is that do you think so yes yeah come on so you
do you think so yes yeah come on so you
do you think so yes yeah come on so you do some more so you’re a funny guy thank
do some more so you’re a funny guy thank
do some more so you’re a funny guy thank you
you
you you go on some late-night talk shows
you go on some late-night talk shows
you go on some late-night talk shows people think you’re funny yeah they give
people think you’re funny yeah they give
people think you’re funny yeah they give you a show right and then next thing you
you a show right and then next thing you
you a show right and then next thing you you know you’ve made like a ridiculous
you know you’ve made like a ridiculous
you know you’ve made like a ridiculous amount of money so much more than you
amount of money so much more than you
amount of money so much more than you and yet no how do I seem to you do I
and yet no how do I seem to you do I
and yet no how do I seem to you do I seem what spoiled a lot of touch well I
seem what spoiled a lot of touch well I
seem what spoiled a lot of touch well I don’t know well you have a you know a
don’t know well you have a you know a
don’t know well you have a you know a good instinct for people right now you
good instinct for people right now you
good instinct for people right now you seem like a completely normal guy but
seem like a completely normal guy but
seem like a completely normal guy but I’m putting on an act well that’s like
I’m putting on an act well that’s like
I’m putting on an act well that’s like everyone else does for you that’s my
everyone else does for you that’s my
everyone else does for you that’s my point
point
point that’s that’s what I’m you’re right but
that’s that’s what I’m you’re right but
that’s that’s what I’m you’re right but I’m gonna probe this the question is how
I’m gonna probe this the question is how
I’m gonna probe this the question is how did you calibrate dealing with that
did you calibrate dealing with that
did you calibrate dealing with that right now at a certain point you might
right now at a certain point you might
right now at a certain point you might have thought yourself you know what I’m
have thought yourself you know what I’m
have thought yourself you know what I’m more than just a comedian yeah I’m gonna
more than just a comedian yeah I’m gonna
more than just a comedian yeah I’m gonna make a Jewish version of Citizen Kane
make a Jewish version of Citizen Kane
make a Jewish version of Citizen Kane you know how did you keep respect I’ll
you know how did you keep respect I’ll
you know how did you keep respect I’ll give you the real answer which it’s
give you the real answer which it’s
give you the real answer which it’s gotta be similar to your life I fell in
gotta be similar to your life I fell in
gotta be similar to your life I fell in love with the work and the work so it
love with the work and the work so it
love with the work and the work so it was joyful yeah and difficult and
was joyful yeah and difficult and
was joyful yeah and difficult and interesting and that was my focus food
interesting and that was my focus food
interesting and that was my focus food is so complicated as an adult that’s
is so complicated as an adult that’s
is so complicated as an adult that’s just where you see people in the
just where you see people in the
just where you see people in the supermarket they’re just sweating it out
supermarket they’re just sweating it out
supermarket they’re just sweating it out nobody knows what do I eat that protein
nobody knows what do I eat that protein
nobody knows what do I eat that protein the carbs and the fat content oh my god
the carbs and the fat content oh my god
the carbs and the fat content oh my god that content I’m just walking up to each
that content I’m just walking up to each
that content I’m just walking up to each other you look pretty good what are you
other you look pretty good what are you
other you look pretty good what are you eating maybe I’ll eat that
eating maybe I’ll eat that
eating maybe I’ll eat that the whole supermarket itself is designed
the whole supermarket itself is designed
the whole supermarket itself is designed to break down your sense of having any
to break down your sense of having any
to break down your sense of having any life outside the supermarket it’s like a
life outside the supermarket it’s like a
life outside the supermarket it’s like a casino there’s no clocks no windows no
casino there’s no clocks no windows no
casino there’s no clocks no windows no easily accessible exits you ever not buy
easily accessible exits you ever not buy
easily accessible exits you ever not buy anything in the supermarket and try and
anything in the supermarket and try and
anything in the supermarket and try and get out of there it’s impossible there’s
get out of there it’s impossible there’s
get out of there it’s impossible there’s no way out you can see what happens to
no way out you can see what happens to
no way out you can see what happens to people when they’re walking up to the
people when they’re walking up to the
people when they’re walking up to the supermarket they really have a whole
supermarket they really have a whole
supermarket they really have a whole sense of purpose I’m gonna get this I’m
sense of purpose I’m gonna get this I’m
sense of purpose I’m gonna get this I’m gonna get bad I’m gonna pay for it I’m
gonna get bad I’m gonna pay for it I’m
gonna get bad I’m gonna pay for it I’m gonna get out of here and you’re right
gonna get out of here and you’re right
gonna get out of here and you’re right back to my normal life you see that same
back to my normal life you see that same
back to my normal life you see that same person ten minutes later just
what aisle is this why did I come up
what aisle is this why did I come up here always noticing something new well
here always noticing something new well
here always noticing something new well I got him in Mesquite flavor now what is
I got him in Mesquite flavor now what is
I got him in Mesquite flavor now what is Mesquite wonderful made from mosquitoes
produce section I always find very
produce section I always find very challenging is always some special thing
challenging is always some special thing
challenging is always some special thing you’re supposed to know you know about
you’re supposed to know you know about
you’re supposed to know you know about each fruit summertime make sure your
each fruit summertime make sure your
each fruit summertime make sure your peaches are I don’t know whatever it is
peaches are I don’t know whatever it is
peaches are I don’t know whatever it is you gotta fake it you know I’m shaking
you gotta fake it you know I’m shaking
you gotta fake it you know I’m shaking stuff holding it up to the line yeah
stuff holding it up to the line yeah
stuff holding it up to the line yeah that’s a good one I’m sure glad I found
that’s a good one I’m sure glad I found
that’s a good one I’m sure glad I found that one
cantaloupes roll them down the aisle see
cantaloupes roll them down the aisle see the way that’s fading left that one’s
the way that’s fading left that one’s
the way that’s fading left that one’s not ready I don’t want that one very
not ready I don’t want that one very
not ready I don’t want that one very impressed with this seedless watermelon
impressed with this seedless watermelon
impressed with this seedless watermelon product that they have for us they’ve
product that they have for us they’ve
product that they have for us they’ve done it
done it
done it we now have seedless watermelon pretty
we now have seedless watermelon pretty
we now have seedless watermelon pretty amazing what are they planting to grow
amazing what are they planting to grow
amazing what are they planting to grow the seedless watermelon I wonder the
the seedless watermelon I wonder the
the seedless watermelon I wonder the melons aren’t humping are they they must
melons aren’t humping are they they must
melons aren’t humping are they they must be plant or something
be plant or something
be plant or something how does this work and what kind of
how does this work and what kind of
how does this work and what kind of scientist do this type of work I read a
scientist do this type of work I read a
scientist do this type of work I read a think was 15 years in development in the
think was 15 years in development in the
think was 15 years in development in the laboratories with you know gene splicing
laboratories with you know gene splicing
laboratories with you know gene splicing or whatever they do there I don’t know I
or whatever they do there I don’t know I
or whatever they do there I don’t know I mean other scientists working on AIDS
mean other scientists working on AIDS
mean other scientists working on AIDS cancer heart disease these guys ago and
cancer heart disease these guys ago and
cancer heart disease these guys ago and now I’m gonna devote myself to Mellon I
now I’m gonna devote myself to Mellon I
now I’m gonna devote myself to Mellon I think that’s much more important
think that’s much more important
think that’s much more important sure thousands are dying needlessly with
sure thousands are dying needlessly with
sure thousands are dying needlessly with this that’s got to stop
you ever try and pick up a wet one off
you ever try and pick up a wet one off the floor it’s almost impossible I
the floor it’s almost impossible I
the floor it’s almost impossible I really think we should devote the mind
really think we should devote the mind
really think we should devote the mind to these studies milk is a big problem
to these studies milk is a big problem
to these studies milk is a big problem for people in the supermarket they’re
for people in the supermarket they’re
for people in the supermarket they’re never quite sure if they have it if they
never quite sure if they have it if they
never quite sure if they have it if they need it they bury it way in the back in
need it they bury it way in the back in
need it they bury it way in the back in the supermarket you got to find it you
the supermarket you got to find it you
the supermarket you got to find it you got to hack your way through all the
got to hack your way through all the
got to hack your way through all the displays well yeah there it is there’s
displays well yeah there it is there’s
displays well yeah there it is there’s the milk do we have any mail people are
the milk do we have any mail people are
the milk do we have any mail people are never really sure if they have no think
never really sure if they have no think
never really sure if they have no think you have nope we might add I know
you have nope we might add I know
you have nope we might add I know there’s a carton in there I don’t know
there’s a carton in there I don’t know
there’s a carton in there I don’t know how much is it well what should we do
how much is it well what should we do
how much is it well what should we do cuz you want to be sure there’s nothing
cuz you want to be sure there’s nothing
cuz you want to be sure there’s nothing worse than thinking you have milk I’m
worse than thinking you have milk I’m
worse than thinking you have milk I’m not happy you know you got the bowl set
not happy you know you got the bowl set
not happy you know you got the bowl set up the cereal the spoon the napkin the
up the cereal the spoon the napkin the
up the cereal the spoon the napkin the TV the newspaper everything’s ready to
TV the newspaper everything’s ready to
TV the newspaper everything’s ready to go you’re gonna lift up the cart and
go you’re gonna lift up the cart and
go you’re gonna lift up the cart and it’s too light huh oh no tonight or
it’s too light huh oh no tonight or
it’s too light huh oh no tonight or sometimes you think you need okay we
sometimes you think you need okay we
sometimes you think you need okay we better pick up some milk like many of
better pick up some milk like many of
better pick up some milk like many of you were thinking right now
you were thinking right now
you were thinking right now you know he’s right maybe we should pick
you know he’s right maybe we should pick
you know he’s right maybe we should pick up some so you’ll pick up some milk on
up some so you’ll pick up some milk on
up some so you’ll pick up some milk on the way home and then you’ll discover
the way home and then you’ll discover
the way home and then you’ll discover you already had milk and now you got way
you already had milk and now you got way
you already had milk and now you got way too much milk that’s no good either now
too much milk that’s no good either now
too much milk that’s no good either now it’s a race against the clock with the
it’s a race against the clock with the
it’s a race against the clock with the expiration date that freaky thing now
expiration date that freaky thing now
expiration date that freaky thing now you’re eating giant punch bowls of
you’re eating giant punch bowls of
you’re eating giant punch bowls of cereal three meals a day you’re washing
cereal three meals a day you’re washing
cereal three meals a day you’re washing your face with milk bringing cats in
your face with milk bringing cats in
your face with milk bringing cats in from all over the neighborhood hurry up
from all over the neighborhood hurry up
from all over the neighborhood hurry up and drink it come on it’s almost time
get it back over here how do they know
get it back over here how do they know that that is the definite exact day you
that that is the definite exact day you
that that is the definite exact day you know they don’t say like it’s in the
know they don’t say like it’s in the
know they don’t say like it’s in the vicinity give or take
vicinity give or take
vicinity give or take roughly they brand it right into the
roughly they brand it right into the
roughly they brand it right into the side of the car minute that’s your
side of the car minute that’s your
side of the car minute that’s your goddamn day right there
goddamn day right there
goddamn day right there oh don’t screw with us we know what day
oh don’t screw with us we know what day
oh don’t screw with us we know what day is the final day and then it is so old
never have milk the day after the day
never have milk the day after the day scares the hell out of you doesn’t it
this spoon is trembling as it comes out
this spoon is trembling as it comes out of the book it’s after the day I’m
of the book it’s after the day I’m
of the book it’s after the day I’m taking a big chance I smell it you smell
taking a big chance I smell it you smell
taking a big chance I smell it you smell it was it supposed to smell like
smell like milk to me I don’t know how
smell like milk to me I don’t know how they’re so definite though maybe the
they’re so definite though maybe the
they’re so definite though maybe the cows tip them off when they’re milking
cows tip them off when they’re milking
cows tip them off when they’re milking them July 3rd
thank you guys so much for watching I
thank you guys so much for watching I made this video because Kenny mean asked
made this video because Kenny mean asked
made this video because Kenny mean asked me to so there’s a famous entrepreneur
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I’d also love to know which is Jerry
I’d also love to know which is Jerry Seinfeld’s top ten rules have the
Seinfeld’s top ten rules have the
Seinfeld’s top ten rules have the biggest impact on you and why what
biggest impact on you and why what
biggest impact on you and why what change you’re going to make in your
change you’re going to make in your
change you’re going to make in your business as a result of watching this
business as a result of watching this
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discussion
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so with Letterman retiring that’s
so with Letterman retiring that’s another one of your peers that was
another one of your peers that was
another one of your peers that was retiring and I know you said you’ll
retiring and I know you said you’ll
retiring and I know you said you’ll never really stop doing stand-up but I
never really stop doing stand-up but I
never really stop doing stand-up but I was wondering what drives you to do this
was wondering what drives you to do this
was wondering what drives you to do this show like what did the things outside
show like what did the things outside
show like what did the things outside standup like what is what is bringing
standup like what is what is bringing
standup like what is what is bringing you to do that I I did this show I
you to do that I I did this show I
you to do that I I did this show I really first of all I never thought it
really first of all I never thought it
really first of all I never thought it was a show it was really actually just
was a show it was really actually just
was a show it was really actually just very recently that I starting to think
very recently that I starting to think
very recently that I starting to think maybe this is actually something yeah
maybe this is actually something yeah
maybe this is actually something yeah but I kind of missed from talk shows the
but I kind of missed from talk shows the
but I kind of missed from talk shows the funny talking of casually hanging out
funny talking of casually hanging out
funny talking of casually hanging out yeah there’s no casual hanging out
yeah there’s no casual hanging out
yeah there’s no casual hanging out anymore on talk shows the real estate is
anymore on talk shows the real estate is
anymore on talk shows the real estate is too valuable and people want to push
too valuable and people want to push
too valuable and people want to push their product and and I don’t know so I
their product and and I don’t know so I
their product and and I don’t know so I came up with this idea of like if I ever
came up with this idea of like if I ever
came up with this idea of like if I ever did a talk series I never did a talk
did a talk series I never did a talk
did a talk series I never did a talk shows because I can’t really talk to
shows because I can’t really talk to
shows because I can’t really talk to people that aren’t comedian yeah and be
people that aren’t comedian yeah and be
people that aren’t comedian yeah and be funny it’s hard you know you’re doing
funny it’s hard you know you’re doing
funny it’s hard you know you’re doing just great
it’s only been three minutes yeah okay
it’s only been three minutes yeah okay so I don’t know this was my personal
so I don’t know this was my personal
so I don’t know this was my personal fantasy idea of what I would like to
fantasy idea of what I would like to
fantasy idea of what I would like to watch and stand-up has become so popular
watch and stand-up has become so popular
watch and stand-up has become so popular with so many young people now yeah
with so many young people now yeah
with so many young people now yeah there’s so many stand-up geeks you know
there’s so many stand-up geeks you know
there’s so many stand-up geeks you know I thought they would they would like
I thought they would they would like
I thought they would they would like this you know so I just made a few of
this you know so I just made a few of
this you know so I just made a few of them and just threw them on the internet
them and just threw them on the internet
them and just threw them on the internet we didn’t do any press or yeah sell it
we didn’t do any press or yeah sell it
we didn’t do any press or yeah sell it in any way and you know that’s what’s so
in any way and you know that’s what’s so
in any way and you know that’s what’s so cool the internet fascinated me also as
cool the internet fascinated me also as
cool the internet fascinated me also as a network I thought why do I need a TV
a network I thought why do I need a TV
a network I thought why do I need a TV network why can’t this is a network so
network why can’t this is a network so
network why can’t this is a network so that was what drew me to it you want to
that was what drew me to it you want to
that was what drew me to it you want to know the
know the
know the key to comedy right now in two words
key to comedy right now in two words
key to comedy right now in two words because you guys going to be doing more
because you guys going to be doing more
because you guys going to be doing more comedy bits on the show
comedy bits on the show
comedy bits on the show let let me explain the of the basic
let let me explain the of the basic
let let me explain the of the basic thing really all you need to know loud
thing really all you need to know loud
thing really all you need to know loud and fast
and fast
and fast do not leave pauses between the lines
do not leave pauses between the lines
do not leave pauses between the lines say it loud say fast and eight you’re
say it loud say fast and eight you’re
say it loud say fast and eight you’re 80% there when people would come on the
80% there when people would come on the
80% there when people would come on the show actors sometimes good actors they
show actors sometimes good actors they
show actors sometimes good actors they would come on to do a scene or do a part
would come on to do a scene or do a part
would come on to do a scene or do a part on the show that’s all we would tell
on the show that’s all we would tell
on the show that’s all we would tell them louder faster louder faster you
them louder faster louder faster you
them louder faster louder faster you can’t fix the the materials the material
can’t fix the the materials the material
can’t fix the the materials the material right you’re gonna do what and that was
right you’re gonna do what and that was
right you’re gonna do what and that was that was pretty good
that was pretty good
that was pretty good that was pretty good I thought I would
that was pretty good I thought I would
that was pretty good I thought I would say a shish kebab you guys know I would
say a shish kebab you guys know I would
say a shish kebab you guys know I would say I would make it 30 seconds shorter
say I would make it 30 seconds shorter
say I would make it 30 seconds shorter and I would pull out some of the air the
and I would pull out some of the air the
and I would pull out some of the air the did you edit that or was that just you
did you edit that or was that just you
did you edit that or was that just you did edit it a little bit okay so I would
did edit it a little bit okay so I would
did edit it a little bit okay so I would just pull that a little more air and I
just pull that a little more air and I
just pull that a little more air and I thought it played pretty well the best
thought it played pretty well the best
thought it played pretty well the best who who captured a character out of
who who captured a character out of
who who captured a character out of these that they’re they’re all good well
these that they’re they’re all good well
these that they’re they’re all good well that you were good Fritzie as as George
that you were good Fritzie as as George
that you were good Fritzie as as George he was good you know I appreciate he
he was good you know I appreciate he
he was good you know I appreciate he talked quickly he always does what about
talked quickly he always does what about
talked quickly he always does what about in comedy you gotta talk quickly because
in comedy you gotta talk quickly because
in comedy you gotta talk quickly because you want that you you want to get the
you want that you you want to get the
you want that you you want to get the mind going
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