I was raised to think that there was I couldn’t do anything don’t don’t get
couldn’t do anything don’t don’t get
couldn’t do anything don’t don’t get your hopes up never occurred to me that
your hopes up never occurred to me that
your hopes up never occurred to me that anything I was doing ever could ever
anything I was doing ever could ever
anything I was doing ever could ever make anybody uncomfortable
make anybody uncomfortable
make anybody uncomfortable I could see it offending someone yeah
I could see it offending someone yeah
I could see it offending someone yeah which great there was nothing else in
which great there was nothing else in
which great there was nothing else in the world that I could possibly do there
the world that I could possibly do there
the world that I could possibly do there was nothing else I could do
was nothing else I could do
was nothing else I could do what’s that believe nation it’s Evan my
what’s that believe nation it’s Evan my
what’s that believe nation it’s Evan my one word is believe and I believe in you
one word is believe and I believe in you
one word is believe and I believe in you and I want to see that great thing that
and I want to see that great thing that
and I want to see that great thing that you have inside of you come out so you
you have inside of you come out so you
you have inside of you come out so you can help change the world so to help you
can help change the world so to help you
can help change the world so to help you in your journey today we’re gonna learn
in your journey today we’re gonna learn
in your journey today we’re gonna learn from comedian and writer Larry David and
from comedian and writer Larry David and
from comedian and writer Larry David and my take on his top ten rules of success
my take on his top ten rules of success
my take on his top ten rules of success rule number one is my personal favorite
rule number one is my personal favorite
rule number one is my personal favorite and I’d love to know which one you guys
and I’d love to know which one you guys
and I’d love to know which one you guys like the best and as always guys as
like the best and as always guys as
like the best and as always guys as you’re watching if you hear something
you’re watching if you hear something
you’re watching if you hear something that really resonates with you please
that really resonates with you please
that really resonates with you please leave it down the comments below and put
leave it down the comments below and put
leave it down the comments below and put quotes around it so other people can be
quotes around it so other people can be
quotes around it so other people can be inspired and when you write it down it’s
inspired and when you write it down it’s
inspired and when you write it down it’s much more likely to stick with yourself
much more likely to stick with yourself
much more likely to stick with yourself as well enjoy
do you know why you wanted to be a
do you know why you wanted to be a comedian yeah because I had no there was
comedian yeah because I had no there was
comedian yeah because I had no there was nothing else in the world that I could
nothing else in the world that I could
nothing else in the world that I could possibly do there was nothing else I
possibly do there was nothing else I
possibly do there was nothing else I could do uh yeah I had nothing and it
could do uh yeah I had nothing and it
could do uh yeah I had nothing and it seemed like I was funny so why not try
seemed like I was funny so why not try
seemed like I was funny so why not try and use this particular skill that I had
and use this particular skill that I had
and use this particular skill that I had to make a living because there was
to make a living because there was
to make a living because there was nothing else that I could do I was
nothing else that I could do I was
nothing else that I could do I was raised to think that there was I
raised to think that there was I
raised to think that there was I couldn’t do anything don’t don’t get
couldn’t do anything don’t don’t get
couldn’t do anything don’t don’t get your hopes up okay I remember one day I
your hopes up okay I remember one day I
your hopes up okay I remember one day I remember one time I was asked in front
remember one time I was asked in front
remember one time I was asked in front of my mother
of my mother
of my mother you know what what I might want to be I
you know what what I might want to be I
you know what what I might want to be I said yeah I really like sports maybe I
said yeah I really like sports maybe I
said yeah I really like sports maybe I could be a sports announcer she goes
could be a sports announcer she goes
could be a sports announcer she goes you’re not special you’re not gonna be a
you’re not special you’re not gonna be a
you’re not special you’re not gonna be a sports you know she wanted me to be a
sports you know she wanted me to be a
sports you know she wanted me to be a mailman really that was her dream yes
mailman really that was her dream yes
mailman really that was her dream yes she wanted me to take the civil service
she wanted me to take the civil service
she wanted me to take the civil service test and become a mailman because you
test and become a mailman because you
test and become a mailman because you know they did you get the security and
know they did you get the security and
know they did you get the security and you always have a paycheck and a pension
you always have a paycheck and a pension
you always have a paycheck and a pension so being that being a comedian didn’t
so being that being a comedian didn’t
so being that being a comedian didn’t occur to me then I got out of college
occur to me then I got out of college
occur to me then I got out of college and my friend’s wife kept saying you
and my friend’s wife kept saying you
and my friend’s wife kept saying you know you’re funny why aren’t you doing
know you’re funny why aren’t you doing
know you’re funny why aren’t you doing stand-up comedy because I was
stand-up comedy because I was
stand-up comedy because I was floundering I went to watch a night of
floundering I went to watch a night of
floundering I went to watch a night of comedy as I’m watching it I’m going
comedy as I’m watching it I’m going
comedy as I’m watching it I’m going Jesus I think you know what I think I
Jesus I think you know what I think I
Jesus I think you know what I think I couldn’t do this and in the middle of
couldn’t do this and in the middle of
couldn’t do this and in the middle of the show I walk up to Budd Friedman
the show I walk up to Budd Friedman
the show I walk up to Budd Friedman who’s the manager of the club the owner
who’s the manager of the club the owner
who’s the manager of the club the owner of the club and I say I’d like to go on
yeah like how insane is that I want to
yeah like how insane is that I want to go on I have nothing okay
go on I have nothing okay
go on I have nothing okay I’ve never been on a stage I want to go
I’ve never been on a stage I want to go
I’ve never been on a stage I want to go on thank God
on thank God
on thank God he said who are you no of course not you
he said who are you no of course not you
he said who are you no of course not you can’t go on you got a audition I know
can’t go on you got a audition I know
can’t go on you got a audition I know okay so then I wrote some material and I
okay so then I wrote some material and I
okay so then I wrote some material and I started trying to do it before I did
started trying to do it before I did
started trying to do it before I did Seinfeld I was very bleak I would wake
Seinfeld I was very bleak I would wake
Seinfeld I was very bleak I would wake up in the morning and my first thought
up in the morning and my first thought
up in the morning and my first thought in my head was oh no you know oh I got
in my head was oh no you know oh I got
in my head was oh no you know oh I got to go through this now what day another
to go through this now what day another
to go through this now what day another day yeah but one Seinfeld started all
day yeah but one Seinfeld started all
day yeah but one Seinfeld started all those thoughts were or gosh I feel did
those thoughts were or gosh I feel did
those thoughts were or gosh I feel did what for you it gave you it gave me a
what for you it gave you it gave me a
what for you it gave you it gave me a reason to I don’t know it it focused me
reason to I don’t know it it focused me
reason to I don’t know it it focused me on something but success and give you
on something but success and give you
on something but success and give you confidence I guess yeah I don’t know you
confidence I guess yeah I don’t know you
confidence I guess yeah I don’t know you know when you’re working hard your focus
know when you’re working hard your focus
know when you’re working hard your focus you just you just do it you don’t really
you just you just do it you don’t really
you just you just do it you don’t really think about it you work on Seinfeld for
think about it you work on Seinfeld for
think about it you work on Seinfeld for what it was eight ten years I worked on
what it was eight ten years I worked on
what it was eight ten years I worked on it for a seventh season okay it’s one of
it for a seventh season okay it’s one of
it for a seventh season okay it’s one of the most successful and now revered
the most successful and now revered
the most successful and now revered television shows ever
television shows ever
television shows ever and yet you were writer on it I you
and yet you were writer on it I you
and yet you were writer on it I you appeared once in a while but you you
appeared once in a while but you you
appeared once in a while but you you weren’t a performer do you have some
weren’t a performer do you have some
weren’t a performer do you have some were you feeling supported is it as no
were you feeling supported is it as no
were you feeling supported is it as no no not not in the slightest first of all
no not not in the slightest first of all
no not not in the slightest first of all there was no way that I could have that
there was no way that I could have that
there was no way that I could have that I could have done the amount of writing
I could have done the amount of writing
I could have done the amount of writing that was required and also performed on
that was required and also performed on
that was required and also performed on the show would have been impossible and
the show would have been impossible and
the show would have been impossible and it never even occurred to me first then
it never even occurred to me first then
it never even occurred to me first then Jason Alexander is you you’ve have you
Jason Alexander is you you’ve have you
Jason Alexander is you you’ve have you stand out right and he’s so amazing and
stand out right and he’s so amazing and
stand out right and he’s so amazing and so incredible and so funny iiiii no no I
so incredible and so funny iiiii no no I
so incredible and so funny iiiii no no I no way I’m gonna be as good as he is so
no way I’m gonna be as good as he is so
no way I’m gonna be as good as he is so I was quite content to just be behind
I was quite content to just be behind
I was quite content to just be behind the scenes and and writing and I didn’t
the scenes and and writing and I didn’t
the scenes and and writing and I didn’t know really that I had any talent in
know really that I had any talent in
know really that I had any talent in that area any
that area any
that area any I never thought of myself as an actor I
I never thought of myself as an actor I
I never thought of myself as an actor I took an acting class I didn’t like it
took an acting class I didn’t like it
took an acting class I didn’t like it you know I didn’t like waiting for the
you know I didn’t like waiting for the
you know I didn’t like waiting for the other person through talking you know
other person through talking you know
other person through talking you know III have to have to wait to say my line
III have to have to wait to say my line
III have to have to wait to say my line what kind of is that you know I
what kind of is that you know I
what kind of is that you know I I want to talk when I want to talk so
I want to talk when I want to talk so
I want to talk when I want to talk so there was something about it that I
there was something about it that I
there was something about it that I didn’t I didn’t like so I had no desire
didn’t I didn’t like so I had no desire
didn’t I didn’t like so I had no desire to do it
mm-hmm and the writing was was fun some
mm-hmm and the writing was was fun some of the best times in my life were
of the best times in my life were
of the best times in my life were working on those scripts and then you
working on those scripts and then you
working on those scripts and then you know working with Jerry in the room we
know working with Jerry in the room we
know working with Jerry in the room we had just a fantastic time doing it where
had just a fantastic time doing it where
had just a fantastic time doing it where with all behind that now classic Larry
with all behind that now classic Larry
with all behind that now classic Larry David as a stand-up comedian moment of
David as a stand-up comedian moment of
David as a stand-up comedian moment of walking onstage saying I don’t think so
walking onstage saying I don’t think so
walking onstage saying I don’t think so and walking off the level of confidence
and walking off the level of confidence
and walking off the level of confidence behind that you may not even be aware of
behind that you may not even be aware of
behind that you may not even be aware of because what you’re saying is you people
because what you’re saying is you people
because what you’re saying is you people it’s not just that you’re not up to this
it’s not just that you’re not up to this
it’s not just that you’re not up to this so I’m leaving I’m gonna be invited back
so I’m leaving I’m gonna be invited back
so I’m leaving I’m gonna be invited back the fact that I’m not going to perform
the fact that I’m not going to perform
the fact that I’m not going to perform right now is not going to affect
right now is not going to affect
right now is not going to affect anything right well that’s a level of
anything right well that’s a level of
anything right well that’s a level of confidence I don’t think you were aware
confidence I don’t think you were aware
confidence I don’t think you were aware of yeah it was uh you know I think think
of yeah it was uh you know I think think
of yeah it was uh you know I think think because they got a kick out of my
because they got a kick out of my
because they got a kick out of my shenanigans I think they did so and when
shenanigans I think they did so and when
shenanigans I think they did so and when that happens you can’t oh that gave me
that happens you can’t oh that gave me
that happens you can’t oh that gave me yeah because that in Bolden Bay right
yeah because that in Bolden Bay right
yeah because that in Bolden Bay right and you’d lean into it a little bit yeah
and you’d lean into it a little bit yeah
and you’d lean into it a little bit yeah by the way I love the word I love using
by the way I love the word I love using
by the way I love the word I love using the word in bold and so make sure to put
the word in bold and so make sure to put
the word in bold and so make sure to put that into part of the job is to go too
that into part of the job is to go too
that into part of the job is to go too far enough to push the boundaries to
far enough to push the boundaries to
far enough to push the boundaries to make people uncomfortable to make people
make people uncomfortable to make people
make people uncomfortable to make people laugh but also to make them squirm a
laugh but also to make them squirm a
laugh but also to make them squirm a little bit
little bit
little bit okay you know what I never knew about
okay you know what I never knew about
okay you know what I never knew about the squirrel squirming stuff yeah so
the squirrel squirming stuff yeah so
the squirrel squirming stuff yeah so that you know we do the show and it’s in
that you know we do the show and it’s in
that you know we do the show and it’s in and it’s on the air and and all of a
and it’s on the air and and all of a
and it’s on the air and and all of a sudden people start coming up to me I
sudden people start coming up to me I
sudden people start coming up to me I have to leave the room I couldn’t watch
have to leave the room I couldn’t watch
have to leave the room I couldn’t watch that scene I go really you know and then
that scene I go really you know and then
that scene I go really you know and then I kept hearing it over and over again
I kept hearing it over and over again
I kept hearing it over and over again people
people
people closing their eyes in this one no no not
closing their eyes in this one no no not
closing their eyes in this one no no not just just in general that yes they were
just just in general that yes they were
just just in general that yes they were squirming they would cover up or you
squirming they would cover up or you
squirming they would cover up or you know they couldn’t look at it because I
know they couldn’t look at it because I
know they couldn’t look at it because I was making them so uncomfortable it
was making them so uncomfortable it
was making them so uncomfortable it never occurred to me that anything I was
never occurred to me that anything I was
never occurred to me that anything I was doing ever could ever make anybody
doing ever could ever make anybody
doing ever could ever make anybody uncomfortable
uncomfortable
uncomfortable I could see it offending someone yeah
I could see it offending someone yeah
I could see it offending someone yeah which great you know that’s the point
which great you know that’s the point
which great you know that’s the point yeah no does that mean that’s the point
yeah no does that mean that’s the point
yeah no does that mean that’s the point well as SJ Pearlman said the office of
well as SJ Pearlman said the office of
well as SJ Pearlman said the office of humor is to offend so I didn’t I don’t I
humor is to offend so I didn’t I don’t I
humor is to offend so I didn’t I don’t I don’t mind that when have you ever
don’t mind that when have you ever
don’t mind that when have you ever offended when if you felt sort of out
offended when if you felt sort of out
offended when if you felt sort of out there of this one really this one push
there of this one really this one push
there of this one really this one push that push the outer limits well the
that push the outer limits well the
that push the outer limits well the survivor episode you should admit you
survivor episode you should admit you
survivor episode you should admit you should explain a little bit well there’s
should explain a little bit well there’s
should explain a little bit well there’s a show on CBS called the survivor a
a show on CBS called the survivor a
a show on CBS called the survivor a reality show and then there are
reality show and then there are
reality show and then there are Holocaust survivors
Holocaust survivors
Holocaust survivors and one day
I heard survivor and then I thought
I heard survivor and then I thought survivor and I went holy Sh and you know
survivor and I went holy Sh and you know
survivor and I went holy Sh and you know my head exploded don’t forget how funny
my head exploded don’t forget how funny
my head exploded don’t forget how funny that could be and I thought I have got
that could be and I thought I have got
that could be and I thought I have got to write this and film it as fast as I
to write this and film it as fast as I
to write this and film it as fast as I possibly can because somebody’s gonna
possibly can because somebody’s gonna
possibly can because somebody’s gonna come up with this idea it’s just so
come up with this idea it’s just so
come up with this idea it’s just so obvious survivor survivor I’ve done this
obvious survivor survivor I’ve done this
obvious survivor survivor I’ve done this you know one of the things I’ve heard is
you know one of the things I’ve heard is
you know one of the things I’ve heard is that is that a lot of curb is is
that is that a lot of curb is is
that is that a lot of curb is is improvised much more so than Seinfeld so
improvised much more so than Seinfeld so
improvised much more so than Seinfeld so I’m curious in a scene like that how how
I’m curious in a scene like that how how
I’m curious in a scene like that how how does it work when you’re writing so you
does it work when you’re writing so you
does it work when you’re writing so you just you write Larry rants about
just you write Larry rants about
just you write Larry rants about something I mean most of the time yeah
something I mean most of the time yeah
something I mean most of the time yeah it’s an outline Seinfeld was a script
it’s an outline Seinfeld was a script
it’s an outline Seinfeld was a script and all the dialogue was written right
and all the dialogue was written right
and all the dialogue was written right everybody had their lines
everybody had their lines
everybody had their lines that’s scene you just saw there were no
that’s scene you just saw there were no
that’s scene you just saw there were no lines Cheryl knows that she knows what
lines Cheryl knows that she knows what
lines Cheryl knows that she knows what happened she sees that they toilet
happened she sees that they toilet
happened she sees that they toilet papered the house because I didn’t give
papered the house because I didn’t give
papered the house because I didn’t give them candy and we just go and that’s
them candy and we just go and that’s
them candy and we just go and that’s that’s what happens I mean that’s and
that’s what happens I mean that’s and
that’s what happens I mean that’s and that’s it and the same thing in the
that’s it and the same thing in the
that’s it and the same thing in the scene the interaction with the with the
scene the interaction with the with the
scene the interaction with the with the cops this the whole riff on baldness
cops this the whole riff on baldness
cops this the whole riff on baldness that’s just something you just the cops
that’s just something you just the cops
that’s just something you just the cops are there
are there
are there I’m trying yeah I’m upset about what
I’m trying yeah I’m upset about what
I’m trying yeah I’m upset about what happened I want satisfaction and that’s
happened I want satisfaction and that’s
happened I want satisfaction and that’s pretty much the scene writing this way
pretty much the scene writing this way
pretty much the scene writing this way is that easier then then when you were
is that easier then then when you were
is that easier then then when you were doing Seinfeld with everything scripted
doing Seinfeld with everything scripted
doing Seinfeld with everything scripted or is it harder because it puts more
or is it harder because it puts more
or is it harder because it puts more pressure on getting everything right
pressure on getting everything right
pressure on getting everything right it’s it’s easier it’s easier because
it’s it’s easier it’s easier because
it’s it’s easier it’s easier because first of all the reason I knew I was
first of all the reason I knew I was
first of all the reason I knew I was that I wanted to do this was because on
that I wanted to do this was because on
that I wanted to do this was because on Seinfeld there were scenes where I would
Seinfeld there were scenes where I would
Seinfeld there were scenes where I would go
go
go oh the this the scene is so setup that
oh the this the scene is so setup that
oh the this the scene is so setup that it kind of writes itself
it kind of writes itself
it kind of writes itself there’s nothing to write really all I
there’s nothing to write really all I
there’s nothing to write really all I have to do is just say what people are
have to do is just say what people are
have to do is just say what people are gonna say but I know what they’re going
gonna say but I know what they’re going
gonna say but I know what they’re going say because it’s so simple because of
say because it’s so simple because of
say because it’s so simple because of the way the scene is constructed so here
the way the scene is constructed so here
the way the scene is constructed so here I just thought well why even memorize
I just thought well why even memorize
I just thought well why even memorize I’m not even an actor anyway you know
I’m not even an actor anyway you know
I’m not even an actor anyway you know we’ll get to that I’m not an actor I
we’ll get to that I’m not an actor I
we’ll get to that I’m not an actor I don’t want to memorize stuff and and
don’t want to memorize stuff and and
don’t want to memorize stuff and and wait for the other person to stop
wait for the other person to stop
wait for the other person to stop talking before I want to talk I’ve got a
talking before I want to talk I’ve got a
talking before I want to talk I’ve got a lot to say and I want to interject you
lot to say and I want to interject you
lot to say and I want to interject you know so and also I remember I took an
know so and also I remember I took an
know so and also I remember I took an improv class years ago many years ago
improv class years ago many years ago
improv class years ago many years ago and I could remember almost every
and I could remember almost every
and I could remember almost every compliment I’ve ever had in my life
compliment I’ve ever had in my life
compliment I’ve ever had in my life and I remember at that at that improv
and I remember at that at that improv
and I remember at that at that improv class I remember the the teacher said to
class I remember the the teacher said to
class I remember the the teacher said to me you’re very good at this you know and
me you’re very good at this you know and
me you’re very good at this you know and and like that kind of stuck in my head
and like that kind of stuck in my head
and like that kind of stuck in my head I’m very good at improvising you know
I’m very good at improvising you know
I’m very good at improvising you know very good at it and so and so I thought
very good at it and so and so I thought
very good at it and so and so I thought well let’s let’s I’ll just write the
well let’s let’s I’ll just write the
well let’s let’s I’ll just write the outline and we’ll improvise and see what
outline and we’ll improvise and see what
outline and we’ll improvise and see what happens when psycho who made the
happens when psycho who made the
happens when psycho who made the decision to end it well I left two years
decision to end it well I left two years
decision to end it well I left two years before it was over yeah and then Jerry
before it was over yeah and then Jerry
before it was over yeah and then Jerry went on for the last two years and then
went on for the last two years and then
went on for the last two years and then he decided even though it was doing oh
he decided even though it was doing oh
he decided even though it was doing oh yeah yeah cuz he just was working so
yeah yeah cuz he just was working so
yeah yeah cuz he just was working so hard
hard
hard yeah well that it would be nine years
yeah well that it would be nine years
yeah well that it would be nine years for him or seven years from me
for him or seven years from me
for him or seven years from me was it hard to leave um I I think I was
was it hard to leave um I I think I was
was it hard to leave um I I think I was ready I just thought like seven years
ready I just thought like seven years
ready I just thought like seven years was a long time to be doing that and and
was a long time to be doing that and and
was a long time to be doing that and and also you know after you do these shows
also you know after you do these shows
also you know after you do these shows for a while the bar is so high that it’s
for a while the bar is so high that it’s
for a while the bar is so high that it’s almost intimidating to think how am I
almost intimidating to think how am I
almost intimidating to think how am I gonna do another twenty two shows it’s
gonna do another twenty two shows it’s
gonna do another twenty two shows it’s it seems impossible you know so I would
it seems impossible you know so I would
it seems impossible you know so I would go through that same thing every year
go through that same thing every year
go through that same thing every year and then finally I thought that one of
and then finally I thought that one of
and then finally I thought that one of the guys the money Python told me he
the guys the money Python told me he
the guys the money Python told me he said we didn’t think we could be that
said we didn’t think we could be that
said we didn’t think we could be that good every year oh yeah oh that we could
good every year oh yeah oh that we could
good every year oh yeah oh that we could beat that bunny yeah it’s it’s um you’re
beat that bunny yeah it’s it’s um you’re
beat that bunny yeah it’s it’s um you’re running against your son Yeah right
running against your son Yeah right
running against your son Yeah right you’re in competition against your
you’re in competition against your
you’re in competition against your previous seasons and what did you think
previous seasons and what did you think
previous seasons and what did you think you were gonna do
you were gonna do
you were gonna do I didn’t didn’t really know but okay
I didn’t didn’t really know but okay
I didn’t didn’t really know but okay this is actually a question from my
this is actually a question from my
this is actually a question from my sister Annabelle and she’s actually
sister Annabelle and she’s actually
sister Annabelle and she’s actually watching so what she’s watching online
watching so what she’s watching online
watching so what she’s watching online online yes yeah I see you can’t breathe
online yes yeah I see you can’t breathe
online yes yeah I see you can’t breathe in this world cannot breathe it’s all
in this world cannot breathe it’s all
in this world cannot breathe it’s all online yeah yeah and anyway so I was
online yeah yeah and anyway so I was
online yeah yeah and anyway so I was wondering if you could respond and look
wondering if you could respond and look
wondering if you could respond and look at the camera and say Annabelle cuz it’s
at the camera and say Annabelle cuz it’s
at the camera and say Annabelle cuz it’s to her if that would be all right I mean
it’s just rather than looking at me
it’s just rather than looking at me let’s let’s pretend this is Larry David
let’s let’s pretend this is Larry David
let’s let’s pretend this is Larry David from the show that’s right just what I
from the show that’s right just what I
from the show that’s right just what I was going to suggest exactly tell your
was going to suggest exactly tell your
was going to suggest exactly tell your sister she could have come okay she’s in
sister she could have come okay she’s in
sister she could have come okay she’s in California goddamn question what’s your
California goddamn question what’s your
California goddamn question what’s your question Annabelle allow play all right
question Annabelle allow play all right
question Annabelle allow play all right well she’s in California in schools oh
well she’s in California in schools oh
well she’s in California in schools oh oh that’s why she’s there it’s okay I’m
oh that’s why she’s there it’s okay I’m
oh that’s why she’s there it’s okay I’m sorry I know what are you studying
sorry I know what are you studying
sorry I know what are you studying she is I she’s studying um
she is I she’s studying um
she is I she’s studying um she’s studying public relations and in
she’s studying public relations and in
she’s studying public relations and in film at USC fascinating and Annabelle
film at USC fascinating and Annabelle
film at USC fascinating and Annabelle what is your question her question if
what is your question her question if
what is your question her question if you could look at the camera I
you could look at the camera I
you could look at the camera I [Laughter]
[Laughter]
[Laughter] the balls on this guy Jesus Christ okay
the balls on this guy Jesus Christ okay
the balls on this guy Jesus Christ okay do you have any other direction what
do you have any other direction what
do you have any other direction what else do you want me to do should I stand
else do you want me to do should I stand
else do you want me to do should I stand uh if you want I mean I said okay but
uh if you want I mean I said okay but
uh if you want I mean I said okay but really her question night you’ve
really her question night you’ve
really her question night you’ve answered part of it but I hate to
answered part of it but I hate to
answered part of it but I hate to brother I’m gonna strangle this guy I
brother I’m gonna strangle this guy I
brother I’m gonna strangle this guy I can’t even look at him I ask the
can’t even look at him I ask the
can’t even look at him I ask the questions I have to look at you wait
questions I have to look at you wait
questions I have to look at you wait first the funniest part is when you sit
first the funniest part is when you sit
first the funniest part is when you sit up I was actually gonna say gong because
up I was actually gonna say gong because
up I was actually gonna say gong because of the Howard Stern Show setup and you
of the Howard Stern Show setup and you
of the Howard Stern Show setup and you were doing that anyway I thought that
were doing that anyway I thought that
were doing that anyway I thought that would have been funny but maybe you’d
would have been funny but maybe you’d
would have been funny but maybe you’d hate maybe you would have hated me more
hate maybe you would have hated me more
hate maybe you would have hated me more but anyway her question is what made you
but anyway her question is what made you
but anyway her question is what made you want to make a satirical show about your
want to make a satirical show about your
want to make a satirical show about your life I mean obviously you said why why I
life I mean obviously you said why why I
life I mean obviously you said why why I wanted up happening but what actually
wanted up happening but what actually
wanted up happening but what actually made you personally want to do it do
made you personally want to do it do
made you personally want to do it do what Curb Your Enthusiasm well we did
what Curb Your Enthusiasm well we did
what Curb Your Enthusiasm well we did this special like we talked about and
this special like we talked about and
this special like we talked about and people seem to like it so why not but
people seem to like it so why not but
people seem to like it so why not but was there a feeling of is that okay
was there a feeling of is that okay
was there a feeling of is that okay I’ll tell you what why don’t you call me
I’ll tell you what why don’t you call me
I’ll tell you what why don’t you call me at the office we’ll go out to lunch and
at the office we’ll go out to lunch and
at the office we’ll go out to lunch and then you know I’ll tell you anything you
then you know I’ll tell you anything you
then you know I’ll tell you anything you want we got two more fine I’m just
want we got two more fine I’m just
want we got two more fine I’m just wondering when you’re coming up with
wondering when you’re coming up with
wondering when you’re coming up with ideas do you sort of parse it as a
[Applause]
[Applause] New Yorker he’s in New York yeah you if
New Yorker he’s in New York yeah you if
New Yorker he’s in New York yeah you if you’ve gone to the Vanity Fair thing
you’ve gone to the Vanity Fair thing
you’ve gone to the Vanity Fair thing nothing like this so you come up with an
nothing like this so you come up with an
nothing like this so you come up with an idea
idea
idea do you and give the label it as
do you and give the label it as
do you and give the label it as something you might use in a stand-up
something you might use in a stand-up
something you might use in a stand-up box or you sort of then think it might
box or you sort of then think it might
box or you sort of then think it might be a part of the show sorry
be a part of the show sorry
be a part of the show sorry when you come up with an idea just
when you come up with an idea just
when you come up with an idea just immediately scream or more
I have to I have to say you’re a bit of
I have to I have to say you’re a bit of a low talker did you hear any of that
a low talker did you hear any of that
a low talker did you hear any of that yeah all right all right let’s defeat
yeah all right all right let’s defeat
yeah all right all right let’s defeat the question come on it’s essentially
the question come on it’s essentially
the question come on it’s essentially when you come up with an idea do you
when you come up with an idea do you
when you come up with an idea do you immediately decide whether it’s
immediately decide whether it’s
immediately decide whether it’s something in the Sun apart or whether
something in the Sun apart or whether
something in the Sun apart or whether it’s something you’d put in the show
it’s something you’d put in the show
it’s something you’d put in the show when you come up with the idea or
when you come up with the idea or
when you come up with the idea or marinates and then you terminal thanks
marinates and then you terminal thanks
marinates and then you terminal thanks Ron just say no yeah a little bit
Ron just say no yeah a little bit
Ron just say no yeah a little bit what was it be nice this is one of my
what was it be nice this is one of my
what was it be nice this is one of my god I’m gonna yeah you’re gonna get a
god I’m gonna yeah you’re gonna get a
god I’m gonna yeah you’re gonna get a good answer how did I go from being
good answer how did I go from being
good answer how did I go from being Larry David’s radical narcissist
– Larry David radical environmentalist
– Larry David radical environmentalist let me give you some background I grew
let me give you some background I grew
let me give you some background I grew up in Brooklyn of all the wonders and
up in Brooklyn of all the wonders and
up in Brooklyn of all the wonders and pleasures that exist in nature none of
pleasures that exist in nature none of
pleasures that exist in nature none of them could be found in Brooklyn the only
them could be found in Brooklyn the only
them could be found in Brooklyn the only grass I ever saw was on the divider of
grass I ever saw was on the divider of
grass I ever saw was on the divider of the Belt Parkway there were no flowers
the Belt Parkway there were no flowers
the Belt Parkway there were no flowers just artificial ones every apartment had
just artificial ones every apartment had
just artificial ones every apartment had artificial flowers people took great
artificial flowers people took great
artificial flowers people took great pride in their artificial flowers and
pride in their artificial flowers and
pride in their artificial flowers and fruit let’s not leave out the fruit
fruit let’s not leave out the fruit
fruit let’s not leave out the fruit anything fake we love good fake things
anything fake we love good fake things
anything fake we love good fake things the greatest compliment you could give
the greatest compliment you could give
the greatest compliment you could give somebody was to mistakenly pick up a
somebody was to mistakenly pick up a
somebody was to mistakenly pick up a piece of their artificial fruit and take
piece of their artificial fruit and take
piece of their artificial fruit and take a bite out of it that made their day but
a bite out of it that made their day but
a bite out of it that made their day but I couldn’t smell a real flower anyway I
I couldn’t smell a real flower anyway I
I couldn’t smell a real flower anyway I was born with the ability to only smell
was born with the ability to only smell
was born with the ability to only smell disgusting things I never smell anything
disgusting things I never smell anything
disgusting things I never smell anything pleasant ever you can shove a lilac up
pleasant ever you can shove a lilac up
pleasant ever you can shove a lilac up my nose and I once melody but urine and
my nose and I once melody but urine and
my nose and I once melody but urine and Bo I can smell from three blocks away
Bo I can smell from three blocks away
Bo I can smell from three blocks away and Brooklyn was not wanting four
and Brooklyn was not wanting four
and Brooklyn was not wanting four disgusting odors bus fumes garbage
disgusting odors bus fumes garbage
disgusting odors bus fumes garbage cigarette smoke everybody in Brooklyn
cigarette smoke everybody in Brooklyn
cigarette smoke everybody in Brooklyn smoked even nine-year-olds the whole
smoked even nine-year-olds the whole
smoked even nine-year-olds the whole borough was hacking and coughing and
borough was hacking and coughing and
borough was hacking and coughing and spitting it was phlegm everywhere it was
spitting it was phlegm everywhere it was
spitting it was phlegm everywhere it was flying it from every direction out of
flying it from every direction out of
flying it from every direction out of windows cars anyway you walked now to
windows cars anyway you walked now to
windows cars anyway you walked now to keep ducking so you wouldn’t get hit it
keep ducking so you wouldn’t get hit it
keep ducking so you wouldn’t get hit it was like a shooting gallery
and of course needless to say there were
and of course needless to say there were no animals in my life my mother hated
no animals in my life my mother hated
no animals in my life my mother hated animals all of them if she had a way she
animals all of them if she had a way she
animals all of them if she had a way she would kill every living animal on the
would kill every living animal on the
would kill every living animal on the planet she looked at extinction is a
planet she looked at extinction is a
planet she looked at extinction is a good thing when an animal was put on the
good thing when an animal was put on the
good thing when an animal was put on the endangered species list she went out and
endangered species list she went out and
endangered species list she went out and got drunk one of all time you need some
got drunk one of all time you need some
got drunk one of all time you need some what good are they doing there was
what good are they doing there was
what good are they doing there was nothing in nature we appreciate it
nothing in nature we appreciate it
nothing in nature we appreciate it sunsets were mocked
[Music]
[Music] who moon in particular held no
who moon in particular held no
who moon in particular held no fascination for anyone I don’t think I
fascination for anyone I don’t think I
fascination for anyone I don’t think I ever heard anyone even used it in a
ever heard anyone even used it in a
ever heard anyone even used it in a sentence anyway whatever harm has been
sentence anyway whatever harm has been
sentence anyway whatever harm has been done to the environment and I know
done to the environment and I know
done to the environment and I know there’s been a lot it’s never really
there’s been a lot it’s never really
there’s been a lot it’s never really affected me personally in any way that
affected me personally in any way that
affected me personally in any way that is until a few months ago the first
is until a few months ago the first
is until a few months ago the first thing that happened was I noticed
thing that happened was I noticed
thing that happened was I noticed something on my face and it turned out
something on my face and it turned out
something on my face and it turned out to be a benign skin cancer which was
to be a benign skin cancer which was
to be a benign skin cancer which was caused by ozone depletion on me
all right you know was benign of course
all right you know was benign of course when people noticed the bandage and
when people noticed the bandage and
when people noticed the bandage and asked me what happened and I told him it
asked me what happened and I told him it
asked me what happened and I told him it was cancer I played it up a bit the
was cancer I played it up a bit the
was cancer I played it up a bit the first time anyone’s felt sorry for me
first time anyone’s felt sorry for me
first time anyone’s felt sorry for me since they published my income eight
since they published my income eight
since they published my income eight years ago
when you have money the only way you can
when you have money the only way you can get any sympathy at all is to say I’ve
get any sympathy at all is to say I’ve
get any sympathy at all is to say I’ve cancer you can lose a limb no one would
cancer you can lose a limb no one would
cancer you can lose a limb no one would care only one they know you’re gonna die
care only one they know you’re gonna die
care only one they know you’re gonna die you get anyone feeling sorry for you and
you get anyone feeling sorry for you and
you get anyone feeling sorry for you and even then some people don’t serve them
even then some people don’t serve them
even then some people don’t serve them right the rich prick that’s what I am
right the rich prick that’s what I am
right the rich prick that’s what I am now rich prick trickle always falls the
now rich prick trickle always falls the
now rich prick trickle always falls the word rich and correct you’re a prick
word rich and correct you’re a prick
word rich and correct you’re a prick just the way schmuck always follows the
just the way schmuck always follows the
just the way schmuck always follows the word poor
[Music]
[Music] thank you guys so much for watching I
thank you guys so much for watching I
thank you guys so much for watching I made this video because Todd Thomas
made this video because Todd Thomas
made this video because Todd Thomas asked me to if there’s a famous
asked me to if there’s a famous
asked me to if there’s a famous entrepreneur that you would like me to
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I’d also love to know what did you learn
I’d also love to know what did you learn from this video that had the biggest
from this video that had the biggest
from this video that had the biggest impact on you what lesson are you going
impact on you what lesson are you going
impact on you what lesson are you going to take and immediately apply it somehow
to take and immediately apply it somehow
to take and immediately apply it somehow in your life or in your business leave
in your life or in your business leave
in your life or in your business leave it in the comments below I’m really
it in the comments below I’m really
it in the comments below I’m really curious to find out I also want to give
curious to find out I also want to give
curious to find out I also want to give a quick shout out to Helen from
a quick shout out to Helen from
a quick shout out to Helen from stronghold media Helen thank you so much
stronghold media Helen thank you so much
stronghold media Helen thank you so much for picking up a copy of my book your
for picking up a copy of my book your
for picking up a copy of my book your one word and doing that review on your
one word and doing that review on your
one word and doing that review on your website I really appreciate the support
website I really appreciate the support
website I really appreciate the support and I’m so glad that you enjoyed the
and I’m so glad that you enjoyed the
and I’m so glad that you enjoyed the read thank you guys again for watching I
read thank you guys again for watching I
read thank you guys again for watching I believe in you hope you continue to
believe in you hope you continue to
believe in you hope you continue to believe in yourself and whatever your
believe in yourself and whatever your
believe in yourself and whatever your one word is much love I’ll see you soon
you were a sort of a Comics comic that
you were a sort of a Comics comic that the people read the comics like me well
the people read the comics like me well
the people read the comics like me well no it’s like being a writers writer yeah
no it’s like being a writers writer yeah
no it’s like being a writers writer yeah the audience did not like me I can tell
the audience did not like me I can tell
the audience did not like me I can tell you that they did not like me I would be
you that they did not like me I would be
you that they did not like me I would be doing it I would hear that the vile
doing it I would hear that the vile
doing it I would hear that the vile vicious comments that it’s unbelievable
vicious comments that it’s unbelievable
vicious comments that it’s unbelievable the disrespect it was it was startling
the disrespect it was it was startling
the disrespect it was it was startling to see what people would do with a
to see what people would do with a
to see what people would do with a couple of drinks in them what they would
couple of drinks in them what they would
couple of drinks in them what they would call out what they would say and I’m a
call out what they would say and I’m a
call out what they would say and I’m a sensitive vulnerable guy I couldn’t take
sensitive vulnerable guy I couldn’t take
sensitive vulnerable guy I couldn’t take it I couldn’t stand it you know so you
it I couldn’t stand it you know so you
it I couldn’t stand it you know so you know stuff like oh you’re so much
know stuff like oh you’re so much
know stuff like oh you’re so much funnier than him why don’t you go up you
funnier than him why don’t you go up you
funnier than him why don’t you go up you know talking to their friend you know
know talking to their friend you know
know talking to their friend you know and so um so it was rough it was rough
and so um so it was rough it was rough
and so um so it was rough it was rough but there would be some some really good
but there would be some some really good
but there would be some some really good ones interspersed with with the awful
ones interspersed with with the awful
ones interspersed with with the awful ones but there were many many awful ones
ones but there were many many awful ones
ones but there were many many awful ones but finding your own sense of humor is
but finding your own sense of humor is
but finding your own sense of humor is kind of a whole different thing is that
kind of a whole different thing is that
kind of a whole different thing is that something that maybe comes alive at
something that maybe comes alive at
something that maybe comes alive at summer camp is it that came alive in
summer camp is it that came alive in
summer camp is it that came alive in college it did yes I had no idea that I
college it did yes I had no idea that I
college it did yes I had no idea that I mean I would watch comedians and I loved
mean I would watch comedians and I loved
mean I would watch comedians and I loved him and laughed right but never crossed
him and laughed right but never crossed
him and laughed right but never crossed your mind couldn’t get enough somebody
your mind couldn’t get enough somebody
your mind couldn’t get enough somebody was a comedian was coming on TV yeah I
was a comedian was coming on TV yeah I
was a comedian was coming on TV yeah I would definitely want to watch it but it
would definitely want to watch it but it
would definitely want to watch it but it didn’t cross my mind that I could do it
didn’t cross my mind that I could do it
didn’t cross my mind that I could do it nor did I even dream that I was funny
nor did I even dream that I was funny
nor did I even dream that I was funny yeah I had no idea I was funny nobody
yeah I had no idea I was funny nobody
yeah I had no idea I was funny nobody nobody laughs at anything I did nobody
nobody laughs at anything I did nobody
nobody laughs at anything I did nobody nobody so it’s not even in you’re not
nobody so it’s not even in you’re not
nobody so it’s not even in you’re not even in my thoughts that I’m the least
even in my thoughts that I’m the least
even in my thoughts that I’m the least bit funny okay so then in college then I
bit funny okay so then in college then I
bit funny okay so then in college then I get then I leave I leave Brooklyn go to
get then I leave I leave Brooklyn go to
get then I leave I leave Brooklyn go to Maryland and I go to Maryland and all of
Maryland and I go to Maryland and all of
Maryland and I go to Maryland and all of a sudden I meet some new people so I
a sudden I meet some new people so I
a sudden I meet some new people so I make some new friends and I’m suddenly
make some new friends and I’m suddenly
make some new friends and I’m suddenly this funny guy to them or you feel about
this funny guy to them or you feel about
this funny guy to them or you feel about freedom to them yes so I’m starting to
freedom to them yes so I’m starting to
freedom to them yes so I’m starting to say things that they’re finding funny
say things that they’re finding funny
say things that they’re finding funny you know are they the realism most of
you know are they the realism most of
you know are they the realism most of them were self-deprecating
them were self-deprecating
them were self-deprecating sure and I had to do with my own
sure and I had to do with my own
sure and I had to do with my own inadequacies particularly with women but
inadequacies particularly with women but
inadequacies particularly with women but they were real thoughts oh they are real
they were real thoughts oh they are real
they were real thoughts oh they are real thought and
thought and
thought and and they’re laughing yeah and I’m
and they’re laughing yeah and I’m
and they’re laughing yeah and I’m shocked but I love it yeah sure yeah
shocked but I love it yeah sure yeah
shocked but I love it yeah sure yeah it’s a ridiculous response yeah it’s
it’s a ridiculous response yeah it’s
it’s a ridiculous response yeah it’s time you’re getting yeah and so and now
time you’re getting yeah and so and now
time you’re getting yeah and so and now all of a sudden I’m I’m a funny guy
all of a sudden I’m I’m a funny guy
all of a sudden I’m I’m a funny guy oh like overnight you know yeah
oh like overnight you know yeah
oh like overnight you know yeah whereas I wasn’t before and then it was
whereas I wasn’t before and then it was
whereas I wasn’t before and then it was there a moment of hey look at this what
there a moment of hey look at this what
there a moment of hey look at this what is this I don’t know I don’t know if I
is this I don’t know I don’t know if I
is this I don’t know I don’t know if I had that moment but but at some point
had that moment but but at some point
had that moment but but at some point you cross from receiving to making the
you cross from receiving to making the
you cross from receiving to making the effort yes to get those lines yes yeah
effort yes to get those lines yes yeah
effort yes to get those lines yes yeah and that’s a transition yeah but still
and that’s a transition yeah but still
and that’s a transition yeah but still didn’t translate it all into become a
didn’t translate it all into become a
didn’t translate it all into become a comedian
comedian
comedian no no yeah just for attention maybe go
no no yeah just for attention maybe go
no no yeah just for attention maybe go just just because I like getting laughs
just just because I like getting laughs
just just because I like getting laughs sure but I never acquainted my sight I
sure but I never acquainted my sight I
sure but I never acquainted my sight I think you have to understand is that I
think you have to understand is that I
think you have to understand is that I had a very low opinion of myself
had a very low opinion of myself
had a very low opinion of myself weird did you see that guy didn’t think
weird did you see that guy didn’t think
weird did you see that guy didn’t think I never I never ever thought of myself
I never I never ever thought of myself
I never I never ever thought of myself as being able that I would ever be able
as being able that I would ever be able
as being able that I would ever be able to do anything so creative so to be or
to do anything so creative so to be or
to do anything so creative so to be or anything oh so – so to go up on a stage
anything oh so – so to go up on a stage
anything oh so – so to go up on a stage and and and be a comedian might sound a
and and and be a comedian might sound a
and and and be a comedian might sound a question that was about what wouldn’t
question that was about what wouldn’t
question that was about what wouldn’t even enter my my thoughts right it was
even enter my my thoughts right it was
even enter my my thoughts right it was to go out of this out of the realm of
to go out of this out of the realm of
to go out of this out of the realm of possibilities but it has to enter your
possibilities but it has to enter your
possibilities but it has to enter your thoughts at some point at some point it
thoughts at some point at some point it
thoughts at some point at some point it does yeah because what happened um
does yeah because what happened um
does yeah because what happened um was it a dare no we’re nowhere near the
was it a dare no we’re nowhere near the
was it a dare no we’re nowhere near the possibility right now and there’s a
possibility right now and there’s a
possibility right now and there’s a chasm between that place yes and you
chasm between that place yes and you
chasm between that place yes and you being on stage yeah after college do you
being on stage yeah after college do you
being on stage yeah after college do you know what I wanted to do I had a series
know what I wanted to do I had a series
know what I wanted to do I had a series of jobs cabdriver having everything to
of jobs cabdriver having everything to
of jobs cabdriver having everything to do with your major that you graduated
do with your major that you graduated
do with your major that you graduated with my major cab driver paralegal
with my major cab driver paralegal
with my major cab driver paralegal private chauffeur you know stuff like
private chauffeur you know stuff like
private chauffeur you know stuff like that and I’m lost I’m a lost soul you
that and I’m lost I’m a lost soul you
that and I’m lost I’m a lost soul you know in New York yes a loss all the
know in New York yes a loss all the
know in New York yes a loss all the parents beside themselves what are we
parents beside themselves what are we
parents beside themselves what are we gonna do yes at the universe I would
gonna do yes at the universe I would
gonna do yes at the universe I would overhear conversations that were
overhear conversations that were
overhear conversations that were heartbreaking you know terrible about
heartbreaking you know terrible about
heartbreaking you know terrible about you
you
you yeah about me yeah oh yeah what are we
yeah about me yeah oh yeah what are we
yeah about me yeah oh yeah what are we gonna do
gonna do
gonna do [Laughter]
[Laughter]
[Laughter] they send me to a psychiatrist sure now
they send me to a psychiatrist sure now
they send me to a psychiatrist sure now and so I take the subway to broke him to
and so I take the subway to broke him to
and so I take the subway to broke him to the psychiatrist and you know what what
the psychiatrist and you know what what
the psychiatrist and you know what what do you go what it’s it you can’t do
do you go what it’s it you can’t do
do you go what it’s it you can’t do anything from me no so then I then I
anything from me no so then I then I
anything from me no so then I then I don’t know how why I thought of this but
don’t know how why I thought of this but
don’t know how why I thought of this but I I decided to take an acting class you
I I decided to take an acting class you
I I decided to take an acting class you don’t know how or why well I guess I
don’t know how or why well I guess I
don’t know how or why well I guess I guess maybe I thought I was in plays in
guess maybe I thought I was in plays in
guess maybe I thought I was in plays in in elementary school huh yeah you had a
in elementary school huh yeah you had a
in elementary school huh yeah you had a little stage time I had a little stage
little stage time I had a little stage
little stage time I had a little stage time in elementary school fantastic so I
time in elementary school fantastic so I
time in elementary school fantastic so I did that and what I’m gonna I want to
did that and what I’m gonna I want to
did that and what I’m gonna I want to try that so I thought I’ll try that so I
try that so I thought I’ll try that so I
try that so I thought I’ll try that so I tried that and I didn’t really like it
tried that and I didn’t really like it
tried that and I didn’t really like it all that much but this one time I had to
all that much but this one time I had to
all that much but this one time I had to speak in front of the class as myself
speak in front of the class as myself
speak in front of the class as myself and there were laughs mm-hmm it was a
and there were laughs mm-hmm it was a
and there were laughs mm-hmm it was a prepared text from I so read the scene
prepared text from I so read the scene
prepared text from I so read the scene but you just had to do something Byers I
but you just had to do something Byers I
but you just had to do something Byers I had to take a character what a character
had to take a character what a character
had to take a character what a character with some bull you had to improvise I
with some bull you had to improvise I
with some bull you had to improvise I had to improvise yeah right and it
had to improvise yeah right and it
had to improvise yeah right and it allows you to think on your feet
allows you to think on your feet
allows you to think on your feet yeah and incorporate your own thoughts
yeah and incorporate your own thoughts
yeah and incorporate your own thoughts and ideas right right not somebody
and ideas right right not somebody
and ideas right right not somebody else’s scream at somebody else’s script
else’s scream at somebody else’s script
else’s scream at somebody else’s script just yeah exactly
just yeah exactly
just yeah exactly so that got laughs yeah it did and so
so that got laughs yeah it did and so
so that got laughs yeah it did and so after that got laughs but that’s that
after that got laughs but that’s that
after that got laughs but that’s that was the the moment for me that I thought
was the the moment for me that I thought
was the the moment for me that I thought okay wait a second stand-up comedy yeah
okay wait a second stand-up comedy yeah
okay wait a second stand-up comedy yeah that’s that’s what I’m gonna buy what am
that’s that’s what I’m gonna buy what am
that’s that’s what I’m gonna buy what am I having this crossed my mind before
I having this crossed my mind before
I having this crossed my mind before yeah yeah right I just made a joke in
yeah yeah right I just made a joke in
yeah yeah right I just made a joke in the board in the teacher yeah this could
the board in the teacher yeah this could
the board in the teacher yeah this could be a thing right was there sense like
be a thing right was there sense like
be a thing right was there sense like that that was an actual yeah mentum yes
that that was an actual yeah mentum yes
that that was an actual yeah mentum yes yeah that’s pretty fantastic yeah and
yeah that’s pretty fantastic yeah and
yeah that’s pretty fantastic yeah and that’s a moment and then and then I I
that’s a moment and then and then I I
that’s a moment and then and then I I knew somebody who was doing it somebody
knew somebody who was doing it somebody
knew somebody who was doing it somebody from college and I I had coffee with him
from college and I I had coffee with him
from college and I I had coffee with him and yeah he said well here’s what you
and yeah he said well here’s what you
and yeah he said well here’s what you have to do you have to write some
have to do you have to write some
have to do you have to write some material and you could go on here you
material and you could go on here you
material and you could go on here you could go on here and go on there you
could go on here and go on there you
could go on here and go on there you know so he gave me a list of places and
know so he gave me a list of places and
know so he gave me a list of places and I start okay and then I told everybody I
I start okay and then I told everybody I
I start okay and then I told everybody I said I’m gonna do stand-up comedy I have
said I’m gonna do stand-up comedy I have
said I’m gonna do stand-up comedy I have a notebook filled with ideas I I write
a notebook filled with ideas I I write
a notebook filled with ideas I I write down ideas when I think of them and
down ideas when I think of them and
down ideas when I think of them and sometimes it’s like driving a
sometimes it’s like driving a
sometimes it’s like driving a you can go we hit up hours not hours but
you can go we hit up hours not hours but
you can go we hit up hours not hours but in this case weeks without getting one
in this case weeks without getting one
in this case weeks without getting one but when I was doing the show when I was
but when I was doing the show when I was
but when I was doing the show when I was into it that was that was like my main
into it that was that was like my main
into it that was that was like my main focus coming up with ideas so everything
focus coming up with ideas so everything
focus coming up with ideas so everything was an idea didn’t matter how bad it was
was an idea didn’t matter how bad it was
was an idea didn’t matter how bad it was I was writing everything down that I
I was writing everything down that I
I was writing everything down that I could and so I’ll get I’ll go okay
could and so I’ll get I’ll go okay
could and so I’ll get I’ll go okay what’s what’s it’s like a Mission
what’s what’s it’s like a Mission
what’s what’s it’s like a Mission Impossible team almost what’s who’s who
Impossible team almost what’s who’s who
Impossible team almost what’s who’s who what’s the idea that I want to use for
what’s the idea that I want to use for
what’s the idea that I want to use for this week and I’ll get an idea and then
this week and I’ll get an idea and then
this week and I’ll get an idea and then I’ll start looking at some of my other
I’ll start looking at some of my other
I’ll start looking at some of my other ideas and I’ll go oh this one all of a
ideas and I’ll go oh this one all of a
ideas and I’ll go oh this one all of a sudden some of the ideas start to
sudden some of the ideas start to
sudden some of the ideas start to connect with me and so I pick out my
connect with me and so I pick out my
connect with me and so I pick out my Mission Impossible team
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