[Applause] that’s great thanks anyway so yeah the
that’s great thanks anyway so yeah the
that’s great thanks anyway so yeah the Ted kids called and they said that
Ted kids called and they said that
Ted kids called and they said that somehow they thought it was a good idea
somehow they thought it was a good idea
somehow they thought it was a good idea to have a chef talk about chemistry and
to have a chef talk about chemistry and
to have a chef talk about chemistry and I said no that’s stupid and then I
I said no that’s stupid and then I
I said no that’s stupid and then I figured out that you know as life
figured out that you know as life
figured out that you know as life presents your challenges to which you
presents your challenges to which you
presents your challenges to which you must drive I could figure out a way to
must drive I could figure out a way to
must drive I could figure out a way to yell at people about the personification
yell at people about the personification
yell at people about the personification I’ve said chemistry but chemistry is in
I’ve said chemistry but chemistry is in
I’ve said chemistry but chemistry is in everything that you do especially in
everything that you do especially in
everything that you do especially in restaurants we’re dealing with a few
restaurants we’re dealing with a few
restaurants we’re dealing with a few different kinds of chemistry’s we have
different kinds of chemistry’s we have
different kinds of chemistry’s we have to deal with the chemistry in the
to deal with the chemistry in the
to deal with the chemistry in the kitchen we have to deal with the
kitchen we have to deal with the
kitchen we have to deal with the chemistry in the front of the house that
chemistry in the front of the house that
chemistry in the front of the house that gives you the ambience or the whatever
gives you the ambience or the whatever
gives you the ambience or the whatever it is that you’re looking for in a
it is that you’re looking for in a
it is that you’re looking for in a restaurant the things that you do
restaurant the things that you do
restaurant the things that you do demographic studies for and then you
demographic studies for and then you
demographic studies for and then you have the ideas that are going on in the
have the ideas that are going on in the
have the ideas that are going on in the back of the house that we’re gonna talk
back of the house that we’re gonna talk
back of the house that we’re gonna talk about later but yeah the chemistry is
about later but yeah the chemistry is
about later but yeah the chemistry is something that’s not just a stupid class
something that’s not just a stupid class
something that’s not just a stupid class that you tried to sleep through in high
that you tried to sleep through in high
that you tried to sleep through in high school wishing it was lunch it’s
school wishing it was lunch it’s
school wishing it was lunch it’s something that is in everything the
something that is in everything the
something that is in everything the chairs the people that are here
chairs the people that are here
chairs the people that are here everything has an equation that strings
everything has an equation that strings
everything has an equation that strings out of that tells you what it is that
out of that tells you what it is that
out of that tells you what it is that you’re doing food is no different you
you’re doing food is no different you
you’re doing food is no different you have does you know the salt in something
have does you know the salt in something
have does you know the salt in something does it change the way that this works
does it change the way that this works
does it change the way that this works and then about a billion different salts
and then about a billion different salts
and then about a billion different salts and most of them Europe suck so you know
and most of them Europe suck so you know
and most of them Europe suck so you know and how your water is going to change
and how your water is going to change
and how your water is going to change things in the chemistry that the fruit
things in the chemistry that the fruit
things in the chemistry that the fruit will have you know you can’t make
will have you know you can’t make
will have you know you can’t make pineapple jello you won’t know why
pineapple jello you won’t know why
pineapple jello you won’t know why because the enzyme in pineapple doesn’t
because the enzyme in pineapple doesn’t
because the enzyme in pineapple doesn’t allow things to gel okay whatever so
allow things to gel okay whatever so
allow things to gel okay whatever so yeah you have to know these things but
yeah you have to know these things but
yeah you have to know these things but it’s the interesting chemistry that I
it’s the interesting chemistry that I
it’s the interesting chemistry that I want to talk about the chemistry that we
want to talk about the chemistry that we
want to talk about the chemistry that we have to deal with in the back of the
have to deal with in the back of the
have to deal with in the back of the house because everybody in a restaurant
house because everybody in a restaurant
house because everybody in a restaurant is insane generally retarded and does
is insane generally retarded and does
is insane generally retarded and does all kinds of things that you’ve got no
all kinds of things that you’ve got no
all kinds of things that you’ve got no idea anybody could ever possibly do or
idea anybody could ever possibly do or
idea anybody could ever possibly do or why you have to deal with that and there
why you have to deal with that and there
why you have to deal with that and there usually have pretty heavy drug habits as
usually have pretty heavy drug habits as
usually have pretty heavy drug habits as well so you have to figure out who what
well so you have to figure out who what
well so you have to figure out who what their cycle is it’s like having a
their cycle is it’s like having a
their cycle is it’s like having a calendar for who does what in the
calendar for who does what in the
calendar for who does what in the kitchen so you have to deal with all of
kitchen so you have to deal with all of
kitchen so you have to deal with all of that but you have to deal with creating
that but you have to deal with creating
that but you have to deal with creating the atmosphere and this is where I get
the atmosphere and this is where I get
the atmosphere and this is where I get back to that it’s creating the
back to that it’s creating the
back to that it’s creating the atmosphere that is the chemistry people
atmosphere that is the chemistry people
atmosphere that is the chemistry people want to be in nobody wants to go to a
want to be in nobody wants to go to a
want to be in nobody wants to go to a restaurant where they feel uncomfortable
restaurant where they feel uncomfortable
restaurant where they feel uncomfortable nobody wants to go to a place where they
nobody wants to go to a place where they
nobody wants to go to a place where they feel like they’re taking advantage of
feel like they’re taking advantage of
feel like they’re taking advantage of or you just don’t want them there I’ve
or you just don’t want them there I’ve
or you just don’t want them there I’ve been to plenty of restaurants in this
been to plenty of restaurants in this
been to plenty of restaurants in this city where the people actually act like
city where the people actually act like
city where the people actually act like why are you here I’m busy on my phone
why are you here I’m busy on my phone
why are you here I’m busy on my phone you don’t want to be that restaurant
you don’t want to be that restaurant
you don’t want to be that restaurant either you want to in my mind throw a
either you want to in my mind throw a
either you want to in my mind throw a party all the time you should be
party all the time you should be
party all the time you should be throwing a dinner party and when you
throwing a dinner party and when you
throwing a dinner party and when you throw a dinner party you’re throwing
throw a dinner party you’re throwing
throw a dinner party you’re throwing dinner parties I’m pretty sure you’ve
dinner parties I’m pretty sure you’ve
dinner parties I’m pretty sure you’ve had them you think about the people you
had them you think about the people you
had them you think about the people you invite to the dinner party we don’t have
invite to the dinner party we don’t have
invite to the dinner party we don’t have that luxury in restaurants we can’t
that luxury in restaurants we can’t
that luxury in restaurants we can’t think about oh should we invite these
think about oh should we invite these
think about oh should we invite these people no we open the door and people
people no we open the door and people
people no we open the door and people show up so we have to be the good host
show up so we have to be the good host
show up so we have to be the good host and hope that people will come in and be
and hope that people will come in and be
and hope that people will come in and be good guests think about when you go to a
good guests think about when you go to a
good guests think about when you go to a restaurant next time you walk is
restaurant next time you walk is
restaurant next time you walk is especially my restaurant think about
especially my restaurant think about
especially my restaurant think about this before you walk in am I going to be
this before you walk in am I going to be
this before you walk in am I going to be a good guest am I going to be somebody
a good guest am I going to be somebody
a good guest am I going to be somebody that will create a good chemistry and
that will create a good chemistry and
that will create a good chemistry and we’ll have a good time like if you have
we’ll have a good time like if you have
we’ll have a good time like if you have to have your little yoga mantra and when
to have your little yoga mantra and when
to have your little yoga mantra and when you walk through the door I won’t be an
you walk through the door I won’t be an
you walk through the door I won’t be an asshole okay that’s fine that’s great do
asshole okay that’s fine that’s great do
asshole okay that’s fine that’s great do what you got to do because it’s going to
what you got to do because it’s going to
what you got to do because it’s going to affect the experience you have in my
affect the experience you have in my
affect the experience you have in my restaurant and every other restaurant in
restaurant and every other restaurant in
restaurant and every other restaurant in the world you come and you be the person
the world you come and you be the person
the world you come and you be the person that you would want to invite to a party
that you would want to invite to a party
that you would want to invite to a party okay the people that don’t get invited
okay the people that don’t get invited
okay the people that don’t get invited to parties were people like the stupid
to parties were people like the stupid
to parties were people like the stupid girl that says in the corner tries to
girl that says in the corner tries to
girl that says in the corner tries to get people to buy her shoes no parties
get people to buy her shoes no parties
get people to buy her shoes no parties for her the loudmouth asshole that tells
for her the loudmouth asshole that tells
for her the loudmouth asshole that tells everybody what to think
everybody what to think
everybody what to think nobody’s ever calling inviting me to
nobody’s ever calling inviting me to
nobody’s ever calling inviting me to parties except for mark did once I won’t
parties except for mark did once I won’t
parties except for mark did once I won’t do it again
do it again
do it again you know or the person this is this get
you know or the person this is this get
you know or the person this is this get ready for this one this is good the
ready for this one this is good the
ready for this one this is good the person that comes near a party pretends
person that comes near a party pretends
person that comes near a party pretends like they love everything and then sends
like they love everything and then sends
like they love everything and then sends you a really nasty email later these are
you a really nasty email later these are
you a really nasty email later these are the people that are gonna turn into food
the people that are gonna turn into food
the people that are gonna turn into food bloggers when they don’t grow up they
bloggers when they don’t grow up they
bloggers when they don’t grow up they figure out how to master the keyboard
figure out how to master the keyboard
figure out how to master the keyboard and they could take a picture with their
and they could take a picture with their
and they could take a picture with their phone so all of a sudden they’re an
phone so all of a sudden they’re an
phone so all of a sudden they’re an expert on everything yet go fuck
expert on everything yet go fuck
expert on everything yet go fuck yourself these are the people that
yourself these are the people that
yourself these are the people that really never get invited anywhere but
really never get invited anywhere but
really never get invited anywhere but you don’t want to be those people you
you don’t want to be those people you
you don’t want to be those people you want to come and be the person who says
want to come and be the person who says
want to come and be the person who says I’m going to have fun I want to be
I’m going to have fun I want to be
I’m going to have fun I want to be entertained I want to be surprised I
entertained I want to be surprised I
entertained I want to be surprised I even want to be educated I go I’ve been
even want to be educated I go I’ve been
even want to be educated I go I’ve been cooking my entire life I’ve eaten pretty
cooking my entire life I’ve eaten pretty
cooking my entire life I’ve eaten pretty much everything when I go to a
much everything when I go to a
much everything when I go to a restaurant and I know they have a real
restaurant and I know they have a real
restaurant and I know they have a real chef there’s a different chefs and cooks
chef there’s a different chefs and cooks
chef there’s a different chefs and cooks to these guys that you see on TV no
to these guys that you see on TV no
to these guys that you see on TV no they’re not chefs the people that you
they’re not chefs the people that you
they’re not chefs the people that you meet that always tell you they’re chefs
meet that always tell you they’re chefs
meet that always tell you they’re chefs they’re not they’re probably cooks
they’re not they’re probably cooks
they’re not they’re probably cooks and they worked at McDonald’s for four
and they worked at McDonald’s for four
and they worked at McDonald’s for four days and they like your tits something
days and they like your tits something
days and they like your tits something they just I go to a restaurant and I say
they just I go to a restaurant and I say
they just I go to a restaurant and I say hey I want to be surprised I know
hey I want to be surprised I know
hey I want to be surprised I know there’s a real chef in the kitchen why
there’s a real chef in the kitchen why
there’s a real chef in the kitchen why don’t you surprise me in something
don’t you surprise me in something
don’t you surprise me in something whatever you think is great there’s only
whatever you think is great there’s only
whatever you think is great there’s only a couple of things I don’t eat here they
a couple of things I don’t eat here they
a couple of things I don’t eat here they are bringing everything else going to a
are bringing everything else going to a
are bringing everything else going to a restaurant and looking at the menu and
restaurant and looking at the menu and
restaurant and looking at the menu and saying I want this I didn’t want that
saying I want this I didn’t want that
saying I want this I didn’t want that like this and then knowing that you want
like this and then knowing that you want
like this and then knowing that you want to enjoy it is fantastic people that
to enjoy it is fantastic people that
to enjoy it is fantastic people that think they’re special these are a
think they’re special these are a
think they’re special these are a problem as well
problem as well
problem as well I’m the vegan macrobiotic ketta diet
I’m the vegan macrobiotic ketta diet
I’m the vegan macrobiotic ketta diet jackass No we’ll call you a taxi you can
jackass No we’ll call you a taxi you can
jackass No we’ll call you a taxi you can go to somebody else’s restaurant I’m
go to somebody else’s restaurant I’m
go to somebody else’s restaurant I’m sure they’ll be happy to deal with you
sure they’ll be happy to deal with you
sure they’ll be happy to deal with you but this is the thing that I want to
but this is the thing that I want to
but this is the thing that I want to talk about is chemistry and this is kind
talk about is chemistry and this is kind
talk about is chemistry and this is kind of what I wanted to bring when they
of what I wanted to bring when they
of what I wanted to bring when they called me he’s like how can I turn this
called me he’s like how can I turn this
called me he’s like how can I turn this into something good so that’s the idea
into something good so that’s the idea
into something good so that’s the idea that everything goes into it to make
that everything goes into it to make
that everything goes into it to make your experience good at the end of the
your experience good at the end of the
your experience good at the end of the night we deal with jackasses all the
night we deal with jackasses all the
night we deal with jackasses all the time we deal with stupid people that are
time we deal with stupid people that are
time we deal with stupid people that are really difficult and we’re not gonna
really difficult and we’re not gonna
really difficult and we’re not gonna remember you if you’re not fun you’re
remember you if you’re not fun you’re
remember you if you’re not fun you’re just gonna leave and we go move on but
just gonna leave and we go move on but
just gonna leave and we go move on but if you are fun you come and you become a
if you are fun you come and you become a
if you are fun you come and you become a regular you become something that people
regular you become something that people
regular you become something that people are happy to have around your experience
are happy to have around your experience
are happy to have around your experience is always going to be better this is the
is always going to be better this is the
is always going to be better this is the chemistry that I’m always interested in
chemistry that I’m always interested in
chemistry that I’m always interested in and this is the dinner party that I
and this is the dinner party that I
and this is the dinner party that I think that people should think about
think that people should think about
think that people should think about when they go be guests and restaurants
when they go be guests and restaurants
when they go be guests and restaurants we have to think about it as your host
we have to think about it as your host
we have to think about it as your host so why shouldn’t you have to think about
so why shouldn’t you have to think about
so why shouldn’t you have to think about it as our guest it’s really all I had to
it as our guest it’s really all I had to
it as our guest it’s really all I had to say and I’ll leave it at that
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