for sinners walking to Allah only three walk out you know as we are about to see
walk out you know as we are about to see
walk out you know as we are about to see I’m not one of the singers my name is
I’m not one of the singers my name is
I’m not one of the singers my name is rusty socks and I will be here to serve
rusty socks and I will be here to serve
rusty socks and I will be here to serve as your narrator and translator for
as your narrator and translator for
as your narrator and translator for today’s performance and what you’re
today’s performance and what you’re
today’s performance and what you’re about to hear much of the visit of
about to hear much of the visit of
about to hear much of the visit of foreign language so I will be here to
foreign language so I will be here to
foreign language so I will be here to explain everything that they are about
explain everything that they are about
explain everything that they are about to sing about but before we go any
to sing about but before we go any
to sing about but before we go any further I want to introduce a very
further I want to introduce a very
further I want to introduce a very special person and that is our
special person and that is our
special person and that is our accompanist for this afternoon miss
accompanist for this afternoon miss
accompanist for this afternoon miss Stephanie bova Stephanie give us a wave
Stephanie bova Stephanie give us a wave
Stephanie bova Stephanie give us a wave [Applause]
[Applause]
[Applause] without Stephanie there would be no show
without Stephanie there would be no show
without Stephanie there would be no show so thank you for being with us today
so thank you for being with us today
so thank you for being with us today Stephanie bova and now for singers who
Stephanie bova and now for singers who
Stephanie bova and now for singers who here has ever sung in a choir or in
here has ever sung in a choir or in
here has ever sung in a choir or in chorus yes anyone anyone who can tell me
chorus yes anyone anyone who can tell me
chorus yes anyone anyone who can tell me what the four major voice parts are in a
what the four major voice parts are in a
what the four major voice parts are in a choir just shout them out soprano alto
choir just shout them out soprano alto
choir just shout them out soprano alto tenor bass you guys are fantastic well
tenor bass you guys are fantastic well
tenor bass you guys are fantastic well in the world of opera you can’t have
in the world of opera you can’t have
in the world of opera you can’t have just plain soprano alto tenor x’ and
just plain soprano alto tenor x’ and
just plain soprano alto tenor x’ and basses operatic singers have to add a
basses operatic singers have to add a
basses operatic singers have to add a few doodads to their voice
few doodads to their voice
few doodads to their voice classifications for example tonight we
classifications for example tonight we
classifications for example tonight we have our soprano and that is Maria berry
have our soprano and that is Maria berry
have our soprano and that is Maria berry by the way Thank You Maria and our alto
by the way Thank You Maria and our alto
by the way Thank You Maria and our alto or rather I should say our mezzo soprano
or rather I should say our mezzo soprano
or rather I should say our mezzo soprano an opera we call them mezzo Sopranos an
an opera we call them mezzo Sopranos an
an opera we call them mezzo Sopranos an Italian that actually means half a
Italian that actually means half a
Italian that actually means half a soprano tonight our mezzo soprano is
soprano tonight our mezzo soprano is
soprano tonight our mezzo soprano is Jennifer Mitchell right right there are
Jennifer Mitchell right right there are
Jennifer Mitchell right right there are always too many Sopranos and not enough
always too many Sopranos and not enough
always too many Sopranos and not enough mezzos so tonight we’re using another
mezzos so tonight we’re using another
mezzos so tonight we’re using another soprano
soprano
soprano sorry about that you’ll just get have to
sorry about that you’ll just get have to
sorry about that you’ll just get have to get used to playing second fiddle for
get used to playing second fiddle for
get used to playing second fiddle for the afternoon and now for our tenner
the afternoon and now for our tenner
the afternoon and now for our tenner oh wait I was supposed to introduce you
oh wait I was supposed to introduce you
oh wait I was supposed to introduce you first right well in case you don’t know
first right well in case you don’t know
first right well in case you don’t know tenors are known to have something of a
tenors are known to have something of a
tenors are known to have something of a large ego it’s to make up for what they
large ego it’s to make up for what they
large ego it’s to make up for what they may lack in other areas ladies and
may lack in other areas ladies and
may lack in other areas ladies and gentlemen here he is in his own mind the
gentlemen here he is in his own mind the
gentlemen here he is in his own mind the star of today’s performance mr. Michael
star of today’s performance mr. Michael
star of today’s performance mr. Michael T Brown thank you very much I’d like to
T Brown thank you very much I’d like to
T Brown thank you very much I’d like to take this opportunity to say if you were
take this opportunity to say if you were
take this opportunity to say if you were nope wait we have yet to introduce the
nope wait we have yet to introduce the
nope wait we have yet to introduce the bass he’s not that important we only
bass he’s not that important we only
bass he’s not that important we only hired him come on this the sooner we
hired him come on this the sooner we
hired him come on this the sooner we introduce him the sooner we get to your
introduce him the sooner we get to your
introduce him the sooner we get to your solo eh
solo eh
solo eh all right so our bass for today mr.
all right so our bass for today mr.
all right so our bass for today mr. Andrew Mitchell thank you I’m actually a
Andrew Mitchell thank you I’m actually a
Andrew Mitchell thank you I’m actually a lyric baritone actually no one cares so
lyric baritone actually no one cares so
lyric baritone actually no one cares so we’re just gonna move along and now on
we’re just gonna move along and now on
we’re just gonna move along and now on with our show opera singers they’re just
with our show opera singers they’re just
with our show opera singers they’re just like everybody else
like everybody else
like everybody else only they sing about everything they do
only they sing about everything they do
only they sing about everything they do so since we’re set in a bar today what
so since we’re set in a bar today what
so since we’re set in a bar today what do people normally do in bars anyway
right they drink and they try to hook up
right they drink and they try to hook up and here’s here’s a typical scenario two
and here’s here’s a typical scenario two
and here’s here’s a typical scenario two men fighting over the same woman
men fighting over the same woman
men fighting over the same woman [Music]
[Music]
[Music] hey babe did it hurt when you fell from
hey babe did it hurt when you fell from
hey babe did it hurt when you fell from heaven Sonia :
[Music]
[Music] hey girl what do you say let’s get out
hey girl what do you say let’s get out
hey girl what do you say let’s get out of here I don’t know what about him
[Music]
[Music] [Laughter]
[Laughter]
[Laughter] [Music]
[Music]
[Music] pick me
kiss me I can’t
kiss me I can’t [Music]
[Music]
[Music] [Laughter]
[Music]
[Laughter]
[Laughter] [Music]
well you can see who won that argument
well you can see who won that argument okay so now let’s hear what Sopranos
okay so now let’s hear what Sopranos
okay so now let’s hear what Sopranos typically do they gossip and they try to
typically do they gossip and they try to
typically do they gossip and they try to out sing each other while pretending to
out sing each other while pretending to
out sing each other while pretending to be friends he’s built like a warrior and
be friends he’s built like a warrior and
be friends he’s built like a warrior and a lover
a lover
a lover [Music]
[Music]
[Music] [Laughter]
[Laughter]
[Laughter] [Music]
[Music]
[Music] he’s eye candy and dangerous I’m so in
he’s eye candy and dangerous I’m so in
he’s eye candy and dangerous I’m so in love if we ever broke up OMG
oMFG if we broke up I just died
oMFG if we broke up I just died [Applause]
[Music]
[Music] oh well after his failed attempt to woo
oh well after his failed attempt to woo
oh well after his failed attempt to woo the met so it looks like our tenor has
the met so it looks like our tenor has
the met so it looks like our tenor has been building himself up with some
been building himself up with some
been building himself up with some liquid courage what you got there
that’s it with lemon slow down maybe
that’s it with lemon slow down maybe you’ve had a little too much hey come
you’ve had a little too much hey come
you’ve had a little too much hey come over here I’ve got an idea
he know the mornin center she still
he know the mornin center she still doesn’t love me he’s pretending
doesn’t love me he’s pretending
doesn’t love me he’s pretending indifference he Nora Morton on sente she
indifference he Nora Morton on sente she
indifference he Nora Morton on sente she still doesn’t love me he no more notes
still doesn’t love me he no more notes
still doesn’t love me he no more notes pretend I said something funny
[Applause]
[Applause] my mom
my mom
my mom [Music]
[Applause]
[Applause] he’s trying to play it cool and flirt
he’s trying to play it cool and flirt
he’s trying to play it cool and flirt with someone else he’s gonna regret it
[Music]
[Music] [Applause]
[Applause]
[Applause] [Music]
so you come here often oh no never been
so you come here often oh no never been here in my life really cuz I would have
here in my life really cuz I would have
here in my life really cuz I would have sworn I met you before me no I’m just a
sworn I met you before me no I’m just a
sworn I met you before me no I’m just a sheltered girl who his father never lets
sheltered girl who his father never lets
sheltered girl who his father never lets her go anywhere except to church on
her go anywhere except to church on
her go anywhere except to church on Sunday then only with my nanny but there
Sunday then only with my nanny but there
Sunday then only with my nanny but there I met a poor student and we fell in love
I met a poor student and we fell in love
I met a poor student and we fell in love father would never approve and what did
father would never approve and what did
father would never approve and what did you say your name was um Jill de ha
you say your name was um Jill de ha
you say your name was um Jill de ha you’re just reciting the plot to the
you’re just reciting the plot to the
you’re just reciting the plot to the rape of the Opera Rigoletto oh darn it I
rape of the Opera Rigoletto oh darn it I
rape of the Opera Rigoletto oh darn it I was sure he wouldn’t recognize that one
was sure he wouldn’t recognize that one
was sure he wouldn’t recognize that one who are you really hold on time out time
who are you really hold on time out time
who are you really hold on time out time out we baritones are normally pretty
out we baritones are normally pretty
out we baritones are normally pretty chilled but this is clearly a guy I mean
chilled but this is clearly a guy I mean
chilled but this is clearly a guy I mean look at this ridiculous wig that he has
look at this ridiculous wig that he has
look at this ridiculous wig that he has on am I really supposed to fall for this
on am I really supposed to fall for this
on am I really supposed to fall for this I suppose what does any one of you going
I suppose what does any one of you going
I suppose what does any one of you going to believe that I’m going to get with
to believe that I’m going to get with
to believe that I’m going to get with this Jennifer wait be reasonable
Oh morning hey wait what is this I’m
Oh morning hey wait what is this I’m changing I’m becoming the tenor
okay okay okay hold it we don’t have
okay okay okay hold it we don’t have time for an extended death scene here
time for an extended death scene here
time for an extended death scene here they only gave us 18 minutes to do this
they only gave us 18 minutes to do this
they only gave us 18 minutes to do this whole thing just go ahead and die okay
whole thing just go ahead and die okay
whole thing just go ahead and die okay [Laughter]
well this is a little morbid this is
well this is a little morbid this is supposed to be a comedy right shouldn’t
supposed to be a comedy right shouldn’t
supposed to be a comedy right shouldn’t we end things on a high note not too
we end things on a high note not too
we end things on a high note not too high okay I’m not sure our ears can take
high okay I’m not sure our ears can take
high okay I’m not sure our ears can take it
it
it [Music]
[Music]
[Music] [Applause]
well wasn’t that a lovely ending now
well wasn’t that a lovely ending now that we’re done
[Music]
[Music] [Applause]
[Applause]
[Applause] [Music]
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