you know Eric we’ve been thinking a lot about you lately and well that’s why we
about you lately and well that’s why we
about you lately and well that’s why we wrote this list welcome to watchmojo.com
wrote this list welcome to watchmojo.com
wrote this list welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down our
and today we’ll be counting down our
and today we’ll be counting down our picks for the top 10 Eric Cartman songs
picks for the top 10 Eric Cartman songs
picks for the top 10 Eric Cartman songs [Music]
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some of the most indelible serenades
some of the most indelible serenades featuring our favorite foul-mouthed
featuring our favorite foul-mouthed
featuring our favorite foul-mouthed elementary student these songs could be
elementary student these songs could be
elementary student these songs could be original pieces thought up by Cartman
original pieces thought up by Cartman
original pieces thought up by Cartman himself or covers of timeless classics
himself or covers of timeless classics
himself or covers of timeless classics since some of these songs are a smidge
since some of these songs are a smidge
since some of these songs are a smidge unsavory we’re adding a mature warning
unsavory we’re adding a mature warning
unsavory we’re adding a mature warning just to be safe number 10 in the ghetto
when Stan Kyle and Eric make their way
when Stan Kyle and Eric make their way over to Kenny’s house for a sleepover
over to Kenny’s house for a sleepover
over to Kenny’s house for a sleepover Eric can’t resist taking jabs at Kenny’s
Eric can’t resist taking jabs at Kenny’s
Eric can’t resist taking jabs at Kenny’s impoverished neighborhood singing Elvis
impoverished neighborhood singing Elvis
impoverished neighborhood singing Elvis Presley’s in the ghetto Eric takes
Presley’s in the ghetto Eric takes
Presley’s in the ghetto Eric takes delight in the melodic Verve of his own
delight in the melodic Verve of his own
delight in the melodic Verve of his own voice without any connaissance of his
voice without any connaissance of his
voice without any connaissance of his volume getting shush by Stan doesn’t
volume getting shush by Stan doesn’t
volume getting shush by Stan doesn’t seem to stir any manners either Eric’s
seem to stir any manners either Eric’s
seem to stir any manners either Eric’s awful manners as a house guest are
awful manners as a house guest are
awful manners as a house guest are slightly ironic since he has no idea
slightly ironic since he has no idea
slightly ironic since he has no idea that he and the boys were actually sent
that he and the boys were actually sent
that he and the boys were actually sent over to Kenny’s house to catch Kenny’s
over to Kenny’s house to catch Kenny’s
over to Kenny’s house to catch Kenny’s dreaded chickenpox their moms want them
dreaded chickenpox their moms want them
dreaded chickenpox their moms want them to catch it while they’re young oh yeah
to catch it while they’re young oh yeah
to catch it while they’re young oh yeah catch what nothing okay come on it and I
catch what nothing okay come on it and I
catch what nothing okay come on it and I was just making dinner
was just making dinner
was just making dinner number nine I’m not the poorest kid in
number nine I’m not the poorest kid in
number nine I’m not the poorest kid in school looking brighter gray skies are
school looking brighter gray skies are
school looking brighter gray skies are turning blue
turning blue
turning blue cuz I not the pocket if you just tell
cuz I not the pocket if you just tell
cuz I not the pocket if you just tell Cartman that he’s not the poorest kid at
Cartman that he’s not the poorest kid at
Cartman that he’s not the poorest kid at school and the boy is stoked after Kenny
school and the boy is stoked after Kenny
school and the boy is stoked after Kenny moves to another town
moves to another town
moves to another town Eric learns with butters that he’s now
Eric learns with butters that he’s now
Eric learns with butters that he’s now the poorest kid at South Park Elementary
the poorest kid at South Park Elementary
the poorest kid at South Park Elementary suffice it to say that Cartman just
suffice it to say that Cartman just
suffice it to say that Cartman just can’t even what
can’t even what
can’t even what well the arrival of the even less
well the arrival of the even less
well the arrival of the even less fortunate Jacob hallory calls for the
fortunate Jacob hallory calls for the
fortunate Jacob hallory calls for the first version of this tune it’s Kenny’s
first version of this tune it’s Kenny’s
first version of this tune it’s Kenny’s return that allows for Cartman to really
return that allows for Cartman to really
return that allows for Cartman to really rejoice his self-serving bliss gets his
rejoice his self-serving bliss gets his
rejoice his self-serving bliss gets his fingers snapping and his toes that
fingers snapping and his toes that
fingers snapping and his toes that happen and in true South Park fashion
happen and in true South Park fashion
happen and in true South Park fashion this moment of levity is cut short by a
this moment of levity is cut short by a
this moment of levity is cut short by a giant reptilian bird that swoops down
giant reptilian bird that swoops down
giant reptilian bird that swoops down and kills poor Kenny thus returning
and kills poor Kenny thus returning
and kills poor Kenny thus returning Cartman to his social status as the
Cartman to his social status as the
Cartman to his social status as the poorest kid in school
number 8 Somalian pirate sweet who could
number 8 Somalian pirate sweet who could ever forget Cartman’s rollicking high
ever forget Cartman’s rollicking high
ever forget Cartman’s rollicking high seas adventure with a band of Somalian
seas adventure with a band of Somalian
seas adventure with a band of Somalian pirates
pirates
pirates it’s these times of adventure when
it’s these times of adventure when
it’s these times of adventure when Cartman proves that his musical chops
Cartman proves that his musical chops
Cartman proves that his musical chops are as sharp as his Cutlass will brave
are as sharp as his Cutlass will brave
are as sharp as his Cutlass will brave the squirrels and bust your balls
the squirrels and bust your balls
the squirrels and bust your balls Somalian pirates wee while pillaging and
Somalian pirates wee while pillaging and
Somalian pirates wee while pillaging and plundering the Indian Ocean with
plundering the Indian Ocean with
plundering the Indian Ocean with cutlasses and lightsabers Cartman and
cutlasses and lightsabers Cartman and
cutlasses and lightsabers Cartman and his crew make time for a boisterous sea
his crew make time for a boisterous sea
his crew make time for a boisterous sea shanty that’ll blow you down and rouse
shanty that’ll blow you down and rouse
shanty that’ll blow you down and rouse your spirits
your spirits
your spirits can we get a yo-ho-ho and a tricky lot
can we get a yo-ho-ho and a tricky lot
can we get a yo-ho-ho and a tricky lot II do being a dastardly pirate is like
II do being a dastardly pirate is like
II do being a dastardly pirate is like second nature for Eric Cartman and
second nature for Eric Cartman and
second nature for Eric Cartman and although this song might have been more
although this song might have been more
although this song might have been more fitting for 17th century Caribbean
fitting for 17th century Caribbean
fitting for 17th century Caribbean pirates Cartman’s seafaring musical
pirates Cartman’s seafaring musical
pirates Cartman’s seafaring musical vigor landed him on a high note that
vigor landed him on a high note that
vigor landed him on a high note that would make a Jolly Roger grin
number seven fingerbang hoping to become
number seven fingerbang hoping to become rich and famous
rich and famous
rich and famous Cartman Stan Kyle and Kenny hopped into
Cartman Stan Kyle and Kenny hopped into
Cartman Stan Kyle and Kenny hopped into the boyband bandwagon and formed the
the boyband bandwagon and formed the
the boyband bandwagon and formed the infamous fingerbang
infamous fingerbang
infamous fingerbang Wendy also joins the band as does Stan’s
Wendy also joins the band as does Stan’s
Wendy also joins the band as does Stan’s musical dad Randy completely oblivious
musical dad Randy completely oblivious
musical dad Randy completely oblivious to the innuendo of the band’s name the
to the innuendo of the band’s name the
to the innuendo of the band’s name the fab 4th graders performed just one
fab 4th graders performed just one
fab 4th graders performed just one concert at the South Park Mall singing
concert at the South Park Mall singing
concert at the South Park Mall singing their only song also called fingerbang
their only song also called fingerbang
their only song also called fingerbang [Music]
although the band never quite soared to
although the band never quite soared to success the way Cartman imagined it
success the way Cartman imagined it
success the way Cartman imagined it arguably paved the way for future
arguably paved the way for future
arguably paved the way for future musical endeavors like his Christian
musical endeavors like his Christian
musical endeavors like his Christian rock band faith plus one
rock band faith plus one
rock band faith plus one [Music]
number six oh holy night
number six oh holy night [Music]
Cartman’s enchanting a majestic
Cartman’s enchanting a majestic rendition of this Christmas classic is
rendition of this Christmas classic is
rendition of this Christmas classic is as heartwarming as it is hysterical
as heartwarming as it is hysterical
as heartwarming as it is hysterical likewise Cartman is as clumsy as he is
likewise Cartman is as clumsy as he is
likewise Cartman is as clumsy as he is stupid as he keeps forgetting the words
stupid as he keeps forgetting the words
stupid as he keeps forgetting the words throughout the song
throughout the song
throughout the song [Music]
[Music]
[Music] daaah poorly dressed an accompanied by a
daaah poorly dressed an accompanied by a
daaah poorly dressed an accompanied by a chorus of Christmas angels Cartman sings
chorus of Christmas angels Cartman sings
chorus of Christmas angels Cartman sings the story of baby Jesus
[Music]
[Music] the result is comparable only to the
the result is comparable only to the
the result is comparable only to the sensation of soft sweet honey being
sensation of soft sweet honey being
sensation of soft sweet honey being poured in your ear by a pair of
poured in your ear by a pair of
poured in your ear by a pair of fluttering turtle doves the spirit of
fluttering turtle doves the spirit of
fluttering turtle doves the spirit of Christmas has been with the South Park
Christmas has been with the South Park
Christmas has been with the South Park boys in many seasons with Cartman’s
boys in many seasons with Cartman’s
boys in many seasons with Cartman’s adorable love for the holidays showcased
adorable love for the holidays showcased
adorable love for the holidays showcased when he sings along with good ol mr.
when he sings along with good ol mr.
when he sings along with good ol mr. Hankey aboard the Pooh to Train number
Hankey aboard the Pooh to Train number
Hankey aboard the Pooh to Train number five give life a try while poor Eric is
five give life a try while poor Eric is
five give life a try while poor Eric is having relationship troubles with Heidi
having relationship troubles with Heidi
having relationship troubles with Heidi the rest of South Park is worried about
the rest of South Park is worried about
the rest of South Park is worried about distracted driving awareness plus
distracted driving awareness plus
distracted driving awareness plus there’s an idiot president who keeps
there’s an idiot president who keeps
there’s an idiot president who keeps tweeting stupid things that could cause
tweeting stupid things that could cause
tweeting stupid things that could cause World War three bothered by everyone
World War three bothered by everyone
World War three bothered by everyone being distracted from serious issues
being distracted from serious issues
being distracted from serious issues Cartman picks up the microphone and
Cartman picks up the microphone and
Cartman picks up the microphone and addresses the lack of attention he’s
addresses the lack of attention he’s
addresses the lack of attention he’s getting later in the school auditorium
getting later in the school auditorium
getting later in the school auditorium tweek and Craig sing a song about
tweek and Craig sing a song about
tweek and Craig sing a song about putting down your phone while being
putting down your phone while being
putting down your phone while being president because if you’re a president
president because if you’re a president
president because if you’re a president and you’re constantly tweeting
and you’re constantly tweeting
and you’re constantly tweeting incoherent childish drivel and you
incoherent childish drivel and you
incoherent childish drivel and you probably shouldn’t be a president
[Music]
[Music] Cartman steps in once more with a
Cartman steps in once more with a
Cartman steps in once more with a freestyle rap reminding people not to be
freestyle rap reminding people not to be
freestyle rap reminding people not to be distracted from his relationship issues
distracted from his relationship issues
distracted from his relationship issues Oh number for you and Cthulhu like most
Oh number for you and Cthulhu like most
Oh number for you and Cthulhu like most fourth graders Cartman dreams of being a
fourth graders Cartman dreams of being a
fourth graders Cartman dreams of being a superhero and joining forces with the
superhero and joining forces with the
superhero and joining forces with the ruler of darkness
ruler of darkness
ruler of darkness the evil hate-filled Cthulhu as the Coon
the evil hate-filled Cthulhu as the Coon
the evil hate-filled Cthulhu as the Coon Carmen befriends the interdimensional
Carmen befriends the interdimensional
Carmen befriends the interdimensional destroyer of worlds and together they
destroyer of worlds and together they
destroyer of worlds and together they set off on a fantastic adventure to rid
set off on a fantastic adventure to rid
set off on a fantastic adventure to rid the world of all the things that Cartman
the world of all the things that Cartman
the world of all the things that Cartman hates and what would this Odd Couple
hates and what would this Odd Couple
hates and what would this Odd Couple adventure be without a kick-ass anime
adventure be without a kick-ass anime
adventure be without a kick-ass anime inspired theme song Cartman’s peppy
inspired theme song Cartman’s peppy
inspired theme song Cartman’s peppy little spirit soars as he rides the
little spirit soars as he rides the
little spirit soars as he rides the winged tentacled Cthulhu on a worldwide
winged tentacled Cthulhu on a worldwide
winged tentacled Cthulhu on a worldwide crusade of blood and carnage
[Music]
[Music] you’ll want to enjoy the song again and
you’ll want to enjoy the song again and
you’ll want to enjoy the song again and again as it brings back those beloved
again as it brings back those beloved
again as it brings back those beloved memories of Justin Bieber meeting his
memories of Justin Bieber meeting his
memories of Justin Bieber meeting his doom and being crushed into oblivion yep
doom and being crushed into oblivion yep
doom and being crushed into oblivion yep that’s him
that’s him
that’s him so long Justin Bieber you little douche
so long Justin Bieber you little douche
so long Justin Bieber you little douche bag number three heat of the moment my
bag number three heat of the moment my
bag number three heat of the moment my best friend in the whole world is Kenny
best friend in the whole world is Kenny
best friend in the whole world is Kenny mcCormick and he’s sick right now he’s
mcCormick and he’s sick right now he’s
mcCormick and he’s sick right now he’s real sick
real sick
real sick Cartman rags on Kenny a lot but deep
Cartman rags on Kenny a lot but deep
Cartman rags on Kenny a lot but deep down he really loves his muffled little
down he really loves his muffled little
down he really loves his muffled little friend so much so that he speaks to
friend so much so that he speaks to
friend so much so that he speaks to Congress when Kenny falls terminally ill
Congress when Kenny falls terminally ill
Congress when Kenny falls terminally ill in this heartfelt moment and adorable
in this heartfelt moment and adorable
in this heartfelt moment and adorable sniffling Cartman finds the right words
sniffling Cartman finds the right words
sniffling Cartman finds the right words in the timeless song by the 80s band
in the timeless song by the 80s band
in the timeless song by the 80s band Asia it was the moment telling me what
Asia it was the moment telling me what
Asia it was the moment telling me what your heart man the heat of the moment
your heart man the heat of the moment
your heart man the heat of the moment shone in your head
shone in your head
shone in your head members of Congress join in the chorus
members of Congress join in the chorus
members of Congress join in the chorus and begin to understand the importance
and begin to understand the importance
and begin to understand the importance of stem cell research then again maybe
of stem cell research then again maybe
of stem cell research then again maybe it was just a hunger of the moment when
it was just a hunger of the moment when
it was just a hunger of the moment when Cartman totally didn’t care about Kenny
Cartman totally didn’t care about Kenny
Cartman totally didn’t care about Kenny and instead used stem cells to make a
and instead used stem cells to make a
and instead used stem cells to make a Shakey’s Pizza wah-wah it’s still an
Shakey’s Pizza wah-wah it’s still an
Shakey’s Pizza wah-wah it’s still an awesome 80s throwback though
awesome 80s throwback though
awesome 80s throwback though [Music]
number two minorities at my water park
number two minorities at my water park what has happened to this place
what has happened to this place
what has happened to this place [Music]
[Music]
[Music] anymore Cartman loves his waterpark but
anymore Cartman loves his waterpark but
anymore Cartman loves his waterpark but when he discovers it occupied with
when he discovers it occupied with
when he discovers it occupied with various ethnic people’s he quickly
various ethnic people’s he quickly
various ethnic people’s he quickly spirals into a harrowing disconsolate
spirals into a harrowing disconsolate
spirals into a harrowing disconsolate stupor of vexation the tides have turned
stupor of vexation the tides have turned
stupor of vexation the tides have turned and he’s become a minority within his
and he’s become a minority within his
and he’s become a minority within his own water park somehow though through
own water park somehow though through
own water park somehow though through the woeful thicket of bewilderment
the woeful thicket of bewilderment
the woeful thicket of bewilderment Cartman musters his feelings into the
Cartman musters his feelings into the
Cartman musters his feelings into the enduring ballot of our time
enduring ballot of our time
enduring ballot of our time [Music]
this was our dream a dream and they take
this was our dream a dream and they take Hartmann sings this fat little heart out
Hartmann sings this fat little heart out
Hartmann sings this fat little heart out well as fat little hands struggle to
well as fat little hands struggle to
well as fat little hands struggle to grasp at the concept of different
grasp at the concept of different
grasp at the concept of different cultures coexisting within one water
cultures coexisting within one water
cultures coexisting within one water park
park
park Cartman may be a naive little fourth
Cartman may be a naive little fourth
Cartman may be a naive little fourth grader but you can’t deny his talent for
grader but you can’t deny his talent for
grader but you can’t deny his talent for turning has sometimes narrow-minded
turning has sometimes narrow-minded
turning has sometimes narrow-minded views into shiny musical pearls
before we reveal our final pic here are
before we reveal our final pic here are a few honorable mentions number one
a few honorable mentions number one
a few honorable mentions number one Kyle’s mom’s a bitch in the South Park
Kyle’s mom’s a bitch in the South Park
Kyle’s mom’s a bitch in the South Park movie
movie
movie Cartman’s hatred of Kyle’s mom is
Cartman’s hatred of Kyle’s mom is
Cartman’s hatred of Kyle’s mom is eloquently expressed in this fan
eloquently expressed in this fan
eloquently expressed in this fan favorite musical number when Cartman
favorite musical number when Cartman
favorite musical number when Cartman originally sang this on the small screen
originally sang this on the small screen
originally sang this on the small screen it was when he was pissed off at Kyle’s
it was when he was pissed off at Kyle’s
it was when he was pissed off at Kyle’s mom for ruining Christmas but this time
mom for ruining Christmas but this time
mom for ruining Christmas but this time she started a war with Canada putting
she started a war with Canada putting
she started a war with Canada putting Terrance and Phillip in danger
in the big screen rendition Cartman
in the big screen rendition Cartman capers around the playground and around
capers around the playground and around
capers around the playground and around the world with gusto and finesse
the world with gusto and finesse
the world with gusto and finesse declaring what a big ol bitch Kyle’s mom
declaring what a big ol bitch Kyle’s mom
declaring what a big ol bitch Kyle’s mom is this had to be our number one pick
is this had to be our number one pick
is this had to be our number one pick simply because it captures the essence
simply because it captures the essence
simply because it captures the essence of Cartman’s brazen persona Cartman
of Cartman’s brazen persona Cartman
of Cartman’s brazen persona Cartman isn’t just a musical virtuoso the world
isn’t just a musical virtuoso the world
isn’t just a musical virtuoso the world needs he’s the one it deserves
needs he’s the one it deserves
needs he’s the one it deserves oh what a frightfully witty song
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