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hell changes in the death note Netflix
hell changes in the death note Netflix adaptation okay
adaptation okay
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changes to plot twists that make no
changes to plot twists that make no sense and of course not understanding
sense and of course not understanding
sense and of course not understanding the Japanese fucking language this movie
the Japanese fucking language this movie
the Japanese fucking language this movie has managed to upset fans of the hit
has managed to upset fans of the hit
has managed to upset fans of the hit anime series was also racking up some
anime series was also racking up some
anime series was also racking up some pretty piss-poor reviews by movie buffs
pretty piss-poor reviews by movie buffs
pretty piss-poor reviews by movie buffs but hey what did we expect
number ten they made Watari thick as
number ten they made Watari thick as hell
hell
hell okay kidding but what the hell was that
okay kidding but what the hell was that
okay kidding but what the hell was that with this shot just look at that rump
with this shot just look at that rump
with this shot just look at that rump number ten
number ten
number ten gratuitous Gor this point it’s rather
gratuitous Gor this point it’s rather
gratuitous Gor this point it’s rather macabre premise the original Death Note
macabre premise the original Death Note
macabre premise the original Death Note series did not draw any of its focus on
series did not draw any of its focus on
series did not draw any of its focus on the gruesome deaths of its victims
the gruesome deaths of its victims
the gruesome deaths of its victims instead the hand of Kara is Swift and
instead the hand of Kara is Swift and
instead the hand of Kara is Swift and just his victims suffering a heart
just his victims suffering a heart
just his victims suffering a heart attack which serves as a sort of calling
attack which serves as a sort of calling
attack which serves as a sort of calling card for the god of the new world the
card for the god of the new world the
card for the god of the new world the Netflix annotation must have seen a
Netflix annotation must have seen a
Netflix annotation must have seen a potential audience in the edgy teen
potential audience in the edgy teen
potential audience in the edgy teen department and so offered us some rather
department and so offered us some rather
department and so offered us some rather final destination asks death scenes now
final destination asks death scenes now
final destination asks death scenes now we’re not complaining because we’re
we’re not complaining because we’re
we’re not complaining because we’re squeamish hell if anything these are
squeamish hell if anything these are
squeamish hell if anything these are laughable but it just doesn’t seem to
laughable but it just doesn’t seem to
laughable but it just doesn’t seem to align with lights code of justice
align with lights code of justice
align with lights code of justice however twisted it may be I don’t want
however twisted it may be I don’t want
however twisted it may be I don’t want people to say they’re scared of it or
people to say they’re scared of it or
people to say they’re scared of it or horrified where do you want them to say
horrified where do you want them to say
horrified where do you want them to say I wanted to say
I wanted to say
I wanted to say thank you
thank you
thank you number nine Mesa or Mia is a
number nine Mesa or Mia is a
number nine Mesa or Mia is a manipulative psycho edge Lord if you
manipulative psycho edge Lord if you
manipulative psycho edge Lord if you want out you’re out all I need is for
want out you’re out all I need is for
want out you’re out all I need is for you to give me the book are you insane
you to give me the book are you insane
you to give me the book are you insane there’s a reason why people are still
there’s a reason why people are still
there’s a reason why people are still cosplaying our beloved Idol turn killer
cosplaying our beloved Idol turn killer
cosplaying our beloved Idol turn killer in 2017 and that’s because she was so
in 2017 and that’s because she was so
in 2017 and that’s because she was so endearing blissfully ignorant who a
endearing blissfully ignorant who a
endearing blissfully ignorant who a knight in shining armor’s cruel
knight in shining armor’s cruel
knight in shining armor’s cruel intentions and displaying that sweet as
intentions and displaying that sweet as
intentions and displaying that sweet as sugar attitude
sugar attitude
sugar attitude meesa meesa was cemented as one of the
meesa meesa was cemented as one of the
meesa meesa was cemented as one of the better anime heroines of the 2000s so
better anime heroines of the 2000s so
better anime heroines of the 2000s so how does the adaptation handle that well
how does the adaptation handle that well
how does the adaptation handle that well by making Mia the antithesis of the
by making Mia the antithesis of the
by making Mia the antithesis of the original she kills for the sake of
original she kills for the sake of
original she kills for the sake of killing not for love and seems to get
killing not for love and seems to get
killing not for love and seems to get off on it too it’s a character we’ve
off on it too it’s a character we’ve
off on it too it’s a character we’ve seen done to death and comes across as
seen done to death and comes across as
seen done to death and comes across as more of a Lady Macbeth rehash than
more of a Lady Macbeth rehash than
more of a Lady Macbeth rehash than anything else
anything else
anything else honestly we wouldn’t be surprised if we
honestly we wouldn’t be surprised if we
honestly we wouldn’t be surprised if we caught her tipping the old fedora number
caught her tipping the old fedora number
caught her tipping the old fedora number eight the soundtrack is try hard
eight the soundtrack is try hard
eight the soundtrack is try hard [Music]
the 80s spawned some Absolut bangers but
the 80s spawned some Absolut bangers but ever since the debut of stranger things
ever since the debut of stranger things
ever since the debut of stranger things this seems to be this weird trend of
this seems to be this weird trend of
this seems to be this weird trend of incorporating songs of this era into TV
incorporating songs of this era into TV
incorporating songs of this era into TV and film let’s just get this on record
and film let’s just get this on record
and film let’s just get this on record eighties music does not equal aesthetic
eighties music does not equal aesthetic
eighties music does not equal aesthetic in order to incorporate something as
in order to incorporate something as
in order to incorporate something as cliche as billions take my breath away
cliche as billions take my breath away
cliche as billions take my breath away effectively you at least need the right
effectively you at least need the right
effectively you at least need the right setting from what we can tell there’s no
setting from what we can tell there’s no
setting from what we can tell there’s no indication that the movie even takes
indication that the movie even takes
indication that the movie even takes place in the 1980s so what is the
place in the 1980s so what is the
place in the 1980s so what is the reasoning behind the songs being used
reasoning behind the songs being used
reasoning behind the songs being used other than being trendy heaven owns the
other than being trendy heaven owns the
other than being trendy heaven owns the film would benefit from not having these
film would benefit from not having these
film would benefit from not having these unprovoked music video segments
number seven lights family in another
number seven lights family in another spell of unnecessary modifications the
spell of unnecessary modifications the
spell of unnecessary modifications the family structure of the Yagami z’
family structure of the Yagami z’
family structure of the Yagami z’ Turner’s is completely shaken up the
Turner’s is completely shaken up the
Turner’s is completely shaken up the absence of his sister’s sayyou is a bit
absence of his sister’s sayyou is a bit
absence of his sister’s sayyou is a bit odd but most notable of these changes is
odd but most notable of these changes is
odd but most notable of these changes is the death of lights mama it serves as a
the death of lights mama it serves as a
the death of lights mama it serves as a sort of exposition for light and his
sort of exposition for light and his
sort of exposition for light and his twisted moral compass luring him into
twisted moral compass luring him into
twisted moral compass luring him into making his big kill on the cartoon
making his big kill on the cartoon
making his big kill on the cartoon character monster that did her in but at
character monster that did her in but at
character monster that did her in but at the point in which light acts upon this
the point in which light acts upon this
the point in which light acts upon this he’s already taken a life and resolved
he’s already taken a life and resolved
he’s already taken a life and resolved to cleansing the world and by time the
to cleansing the world and by time the
to cleansing the world and by time the deed is done that’s about all they
deed is done that’s about all they
deed is done that’s about all they explore of it unless of course you think
explore of it unless of course you think
explore of it unless of course you think that hippy line by James II boy wasn’t
that hippy line by James II boy wasn’t
that hippy line by James II boy wasn’t complete fluff your mom miss she always
complete fluff your mom miss she always
complete fluff your mom miss she always was kind of a hippie number 6 light and
was kind of a hippie number 6 light and
was kind of a hippie number 6 light and mises relationship honestly what was up
mises relationship honestly what was up
mises relationship honestly what was up with these two original Misa was loyal
with these two original Misa was loyal
with these two original Misa was loyal to no end
to no end
to no end first falling in love with the concept
first falling in love with the concept
first falling in love with the concept of Kira and then with light the man
of Kira and then with light the man
of Kira and then with light the man behind the mask light takes advantage of
behind the mask light takes advantage of
behind the mask light takes advantage of this by manipulating her to reach his
this by manipulating her to reach his
this by manipulating her to reach his goals and looking like a total POS at
goals and looking like a total POS at
goals and looking like a total POS at the same time so why not trade this
the same time so why not trade this
the same time so why not trade this extremely nuanced dynamic for some teen
extremely nuanced dynamic for some teen
extremely nuanced dynamic for some teen romance bullshit yes instead light and
romance bullshit yes instead light and
romance bullshit yes instead light and Mia’s undying love for one another is
Mia’s undying love for one another is
Mia’s undying love for one another is banged into our schools throughout the
banged into our schools throughout the
banged into our schools throughout the entire film in the form of sweet
entire film in the form of sweet
entire film in the form of sweet nothings and cringy sex scenes now you
nothings and cringy sex scenes now you
nothings and cringy sex scenes now you may argue light was playing her all
may argue light was playing her all
may argue light was playing her all along like the ending suggests but hold
along like the ending suggests but hold
along like the ending suggests but hold up if he didn’t love her why did he show
up if he didn’t love her why did he show
up if he didn’t love her why did he show with a note in the first place and if he
with a note in the first place and if he
with a note in the first place and if he did love her why the fuck did he kill
did love her why the fuck did he kill
did love her why the fuck did he kill her
number five l is an impulsive crybaby
number five l is an impulsive crybaby the movie opens giving you the
the movie opens giving you the
the movie opens giving you the impression that L holds all the cunning
impression that L holds all the cunning
impression that L holds all the cunning and wit of the original but oh how wrong
and wit of the original but oh how wrong
and wit of the original but oh how wrong you’d be to believe it when faced with
you’d be to believe it when faced with
you’d be to believe it when faced with any sort of confrontation he crumbles
any sort of confrontation he crumbles
any sort of confrontation he crumbles like a bloody leaf his neared his
like a bloody leaf his neared his
like a bloody leaf his neared his expression can be seen when Watari is
expression can be seen when Watari is
expression can be seen when Watari is missing all when he contemplates using
missing all when he contemplates using
missing all when he contemplates using the note to oft timmy turner instead of
the note to oft timmy turner instead of
the note to oft timmy turner instead of coming up with another solution
coming up with another solution
coming up with another solution he likes the authority adaptability and
he likes the authority adaptability and
he likes the authority adaptability and stoicism of ryuzaki and instead when he
stoicism of ryuzaki and instead when he
stoicism of ryuzaki and instead when he makes a boo-boo he’s on the receiving
makes a boo-boo he’s on the receiving
makes a boo-boo he’s on the receiving end of a you’ve been a very naughty boy
end of a you’ve been a very naughty boy
end of a you’ve been a very naughty boy lashing I’m not exactly sure how
lashing I’m not exactly sure how
lashing I’m not exactly sure how terribly you have enough highly-placed
terribly you have enough highly-placed
terribly you have enough highly-placed allies to keep you out of jail he may
allies to keep you out of jail he may
allies to keep you out of jail he may have been stupid enough to show light
have been stupid enough to show light
have been stupid enough to show light his face but at least he does that squat
his face but at least he does that squat
his face but at least he does that squat thing right guys number four Luke’s
thing right guys number four Luke’s
thing right guys number four Luke’s intentions you obey me those are the
intentions you obey me those are the
intentions you obey me those are the rules and how do you think wrote the
rules and how do you think wrote the
rules and how do you think wrote the rules oh sorry you won
rules oh sorry you won
rules oh sorry you won there are no sides only the game and I
there are no sides only the game and I
there are no sides only the game and I know eventually you wouldn’t be able to
know eventually you wouldn’t be able to
know eventually you wouldn’t be able to handle plank if there’s one thing the
handle plank if there’s one thing the
handle plank if there’s one thing the adaptation can be praiseful is the
adaptation can be praiseful is the
adaptation can be praiseful is the phones brilliant performance as Ryu
phones brilliant performance as Ryu
phones brilliant performance as Ryu dreams are places you can have fun right
dreams are places you can have fun right
dreams are places you can have fun right it’s all in your mind so why not enjoy
it’s all in your mind so why not enjoy
it’s all in your mind so why not enjoy it his chilling tones Pierce our very
it his chilling tones Pierce our very
it his chilling tones Pierce our very souls from the moment he pops on screen
souls from the moment he pops on screen
souls from the moment he pops on screen but here’s the problem
but here’s the problem
but here’s the problem that’s not our react he can’t you play
that’s not our react he can’t you play
that’s not our react he can’t you play the role of the Apple eating death God
the role of the Apple eating death God
the role of the Apple eating death God is integral to the Death Note series he
is integral to the Death Note series he
is integral to the Death Note series he is the enabler of Lights desires but not
is the enabler of Lights desires but not
is the enabler of Lights desires but not the manipulator in constantly having him
the manipulator in constantly having him
the manipulator in constantly having him God Kira it essentially makes him the
God Kira it essentially makes him the
God Kira it essentially makes him the puppet master eliminating his role as
puppet master eliminating his role as
puppet master eliminating his role as the overseer and rendering all of
the overseer and rendering all of
the overseer and rendering all of lights’ actions pointless because it’s
lights’ actions pointless because it’s
lights’ actions pointless because it’s simply the will of Ryu
simply the will of Ryu
simply the will of Ryu but this is all turned on its head when
but this is all turned on its head when
but this is all turned on its head when we find out light was the one who
we find out light was the one who
we find out light was the one who manipulated everything meaning the when
manipulated everything meaning the when
manipulated everything meaning the when light pretended to be matter in for
light pretended to be matter in for
light pretended to be matter in for letting me sick ill the FBI agents he
letting me sick ill the FBI agents he
letting me sick ill the FBI agents he knew the truth and just took it like a
knew the truth and just took it like a
knew the truth and just took it like a bitch what let me find it a new home
bitch what let me find it a new home
bitch what let me find it a new home we’ll be free of each other I’m not
we’ll be free of each other I’m not
we’ll be free of each other I’m not gonna give the note to you or anybody
gonna give the note to you or anybody
gonna give the note to you or anybody else you keep give me again I’m gonna
else you keep give me again I’m gonna
else you keep give me again I’m gonna put your name in it number 3 the Death
put your name in it number 3 the Death
put your name in it number 3 the Death Note rule changes
Note rule changes
Note rule changes 95 anyone me write names the no girl
95 anyone me write names the no girl
95 anyone me write names the no girl innkeeper can possess it for one seven
innkeeper can possess it for one seven
innkeeper can possess it for one seven days the original death notes recurring
days the original death notes recurring
days the original death notes recurring six minute and forty second meant that a
six minute and forty second meant that a
six minute and forty second meant that a victim only had that much time to play
victim only had that much time to play
victim only had that much time to play out the quotes humanly possible actions
out the quotes humanly possible actions
out the quotes humanly possible actions leading up to his or her death not you
leading up to his or her death not you
leading up to his or her death not you know days using his connections at the
know days using his connections at the
know days using his connections at the hospital
hospital
hospital London keeps a suspect in medically
London keeps a suspect in medically
London keeps a suspect in medically induced coma for two days in the Netflix
induced coma for two days in the Netflix
induced coma for two days in the Netflix series like programs an elaborate series
series like programs an elaborate series
series like programs an elaborate series of events involving the spontaneous
of events involving the spontaneous
of events involving the spontaneous destruction of a ferris wheel dictating
destruction of a ferris wheel dictating
destruction of a ferris wheel dictating how he and Mia fall and even a specific
how he and Mia fall and even a specific
how he and Mia fall and even a specific page of the book itself being ripped out
page of the book itself being ripped out
page of the book itself being ripped out and burned and this we’re led to believe
and burned and this we’re led to believe
and burned and this we’re led to believe is a lot more realistic than a shark in
is a lot more realistic than a shark in
is a lot more realistic than a shark in a toilet each death must be physically
a toilet each death must be physically
a toilet each death must be physically possible so no shark attacks while
possible so no shark attacks while
possible so no shark attacks while someone’s on the toilet instead of being
someone’s on the toilet instead of being
someone’s on the toilet instead of being smart about the rules and having light
smart about the rules and having light
smart about the rules and having light subtly manipulate situations the Netflix
subtly manipulate situations the Netflix
subtly manipulate situations the Netflix film just straight-up has it all play
film just straight-up has it all play
film just straight-up has it all play out in the laziest of manners and one
out in the laziest of manners and one
out in the laziest of manners and one more thing if the rules let in force
more thing if the rules let in force
more thing if the rules let in force were Tory into finding l’s name why
were Tory into finding l’s name why
were Tory into finding l’s name why didn’t he just make him kill him it’s
didn’t he just make him kill him it’s
didn’t he just make him kill him it’s not like the Death Note has stopped
not like the Death Note has stopped
not like the Death Note has stopped people killing other people in this film
people killing other people in this film
people killing other people in this film agent Harriman yeah alright the names of
agent Harriman yeah alright the names of
agent Harriman yeah alright the names of all the other agents in the carrot task
all the other agents in the carrot task
all the other agents in the carrot task force in the depth of placing each of
force in the depth of placing each of
force in the depth of placing each of their faces and is mine
their faces and is mine
their faces and is mine as he goes number two making it take
as he goes number two making it take
as he goes number two making it take place in America this is pretty much the
place in America this is pretty much the
place in America this is pretty much the reason why people hated the movie before
reason why people hated the movie before
reason why people hated the movie before it even came out but some of us did give
it even came out but some of us did give
it even came out but some of us did give it the benefit of the doubt cross our
it the benefit of the doubt cross our
it the benefit of the doubt cross our fingers and hope for the best
fingers and hope for the best
fingers and hope for the best did it step up nah without sounding too
did it step up nah without sounding too
did it step up nah without sounding too weeaboo in stripping the series of its
weeaboo in stripping the series of its
weeaboo in stripping the series of its Japanese setting it also loses a lot of
Japanese setting it also loses a lot of
Japanese setting it also loses a lot of its charm not just because of the
its charm not just because of the
its charm not just because of the alleged whitewashing but also because it
alleged whitewashing but also because it
alleged whitewashing but also because it instead falls into the category of high
instead falls into the category of high
instead falls into the category of high school horror where our heroes are oh so
school horror where our heroes are oh so
school horror where our heroes are oh so teen angsty and oh my god it’s almost
teen angsty and oh my god it’s almost
teen angsty and oh my god it’s almost prom
[Music]
[Music] number one light is one stupid mother
number one light is one stupid mother
number one light is one stupid mother okay well that’s how it has to be it is
okay well that’s how it has to be it is
okay well that’s how it has to be it is like you know that as well as I do there
like you know that as well as I do there
like you know that as well as I do there are no drawers in this game
are no drawers in this game
are no drawers in this game Light Yagami cool composed meticulous
Light Yagami cool composed meticulous
Light Yagami cool composed meticulous fearless light tuna yes indeed we knew
fearless light tuna yes indeed we knew
fearless light tuna yes indeed we knew from the get-go that we were bathing in
from the get-go that we were bathing in
from the get-go that we were bathing in a whole new light but did we ever guess
a whole new light but did we ever guess
a whole new light but did we ever guess it would be this bad tuna makes dumb
it would be this bad tuna makes dumb
it would be this bad tuna makes dumb decision after dumb decision he shows me
decision after dumb decision he shows me
decision after dumb decision he shows me his death note without hesitation he
his death note without hesitation he
his death note without hesitation he never denies being Kira
never denies being Kira
never denies being Kira he even straight-up tells Elle that
he even straight-up tells Elle that
he even straight-up tells Elle that there’s a page in the calculus textbook
I swear to god I’m not
I swear to god I’m not Death Note 2017 explores the idea of
Death Note 2017 explores the idea of
Death Note 2017 explores the idea of what if a complete cretin found the
what if a complete cretin found the
what if a complete cretin found the Death Note and if the rumors of a sequel
Death Note and if the rumors of a sequel
Death Note and if the rumors of a sequel are true
are true
are true mr Turner would realistically be behind
mr Turner would realistically be behind
mr Turner would realistically be behind bars in the opening scene if he’s not
bars in the opening scene if he’s not
bars in the opening scene if he’s not already bloody dead yes stupid bastard
already bloody dead yes stupid bastard
already bloody dead yes stupid bastard [Music]
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