[Music] how the adventure was great but who on a
how the adventure was great but who on a
how the adventure was great but who on a crappy story welcome to watchmojo.com
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and steal the counting down our picks
and steal the counting down our picks for the top 10 good game with bad
for the top 10 good game with bad
for the top 10 good game with bad stories I could tell you it’s a great
stories I could tell you it’s a great
stories I could tell you it’s a great battle
battle
battle centuries ago for this list we’re
centuries ago for this list we’re
centuries ago for this list we’re ranking you games based on how
ranking you games based on how
ranking you games based on how incredible they are from a gameplay
incredible they are from a gameplay
incredible they are from a gameplay perspective ya struggle to tell an
perspective ya struggle to tell an
perspective ya struggle to tell an interesting story to qualify for those
interesting story to qualify for those
interesting story to qualify for those lists the game actually has to be making
lists the game actually has to be making
lists the game actually has to be making an attempt to tell a story so you won’t
an attempt to tell a story so you won’t
an attempt to tell a story so you won’t find any throwaway save the princess
find any throwaway save the princess
find any throwaway save the princess story here number 10 resident evil
story here number 10 resident evil
story here number 10 resident evil tyrant virus is a super virus which
tyrant virus is a super virus which
tyrant virus is a super virus which creates a monster which is much stronger
creates a monster which is much stronger
creates a monster which is much stronger than human seed let’s be honest as
than human seed let’s be honest as
than human seed let’s be honest as memorable as this game is when has
memorable as this game is when has
memorable as this game is when has Resident Evil ever been known for having
Resident Evil ever been known for having
Resident Evil ever been known for having a good story remember the best game in
a good story remember the best game in
a good story remember the best game in the series has a story dedicated to
the series has a story dedicated to
the series has a story dedicated to rescuing the president’s daughter as for
rescuing the president’s daughter as for
rescuing the president’s daughter as for the first one we can all recount the
the first one we can all recount the
the first one we can all recount the number of good times we had shooting
number of good times we had shooting
number of good times we had shooting zombies in the face and running from
zombies in the face and running from
zombies in the face and running from demonic hounds that jump through the
demonic hounds that jump through the
demonic hounds that jump through the windows but come on the story wasn’t any
windows but come on the story wasn’t any
windows but come on the story wasn’t any real surprise that your commanding
real surprise that your commanding
real surprise that your commanding officer who keeps telling disappearing
officer who keeps telling disappearing
officer who keeps telling disappearing and has a bad habit of wearing
and has a bad habit of wearing
and has a bad habit of wearing sunglasses indoors at night turned out
sunglasses indoors at night turned out
sunglasses indoors at night turned out to be the bad guy I think you should
to be the bad guy I think you should
to be the bad guy I think you should stay away from Barry Jill I hear that
stay away from Barry Jill I hear that
stay away from Barry Jill I hear that his wife and two daughters will be in
his wife and two daughters will be in
his wife and two daughters will be in danger if he doesn’t do everything I
danger if he doesn’t do everything I
danger if he doesn’t do everything I tell him to although thinking back the
tell him to although thinking back the
tell him to although thinking back the countless number of memes that spawn
countless number of memes that spawn
countless number of memes that spawn from the poor dialogue and voice acting
from the poor dialogue and voice acting
from the poor dialogue and voice acting were probably really worth it in the
were probably really worth it in the
were probably really worth it in the long run speaking of which anyone up for
long run speaking of which anyone up for
long run speaking of which anyone up for Jill sandwiches after this you were
Jill sandwiches after this you were
Jill sandwiches after this you were almost a Jill sandwich you’re right
almost a Jill sandwich you’re right
almost a Jill sandwich you’re right Barry thanks for saving my life number 9
Barry thanks for saving my life number 9
Barry thanks for saving my life number 9 Diablo 3 new Tristram started when some
Diablo 3 new Tristram started when some
Diablo 3 new Tristram started when some traveling merchants decided to set down
traveling merchants decided to set down
traveling merchants decided to set down here to sell to the adventurer it grew
here to sell to the adventurer it grew
here to sell to the adventurer it grew quickly for just wow has there ever been
quickly for just wow has there ever been
quickly for just wow has there ever been a game like this to have such weird
a game like this to have such weird
a game like this to have such weird dialogue well you know aside from
dialogue well you know aside from
dialogue well you know aside from resident evil of course so you’re going
resident evil of course so you’re going
resident evil of course so you’re going to steal all the research
to steal all the research
to steal all the research despite the complaints about Kelantan
despite the complaints about Kelantan
despite the complaints about Kelantan online connectivity this game still
online connectivity this game still
online connectivity this game still received high amounts of praise for its
received high amounts of praise for its
received high amounts of praise for its oh so addictive gameplay
oh so addictive gameplay
oh so addictive gameplay Diablo 3 may have been another success
Diablo 3 may have been another success
Diablo 3 may have been another success in Blizzard legacy but some of these
in Blizzard legacy but some of these
in Blizzard legacy but some of these bits of dialogue or just yeah how dare
bits of dialogue or just yeah how dare
bits of dialogue or just yeah how dare you speak to me like that I am the mayor
you speak to me like that I am the mayor
you speak to me like that I am the mayor of this town look we appreciate the
of this town look we appreciate the
of this town look we appreciate the silliness and all but let’s not get too
silliness and all but let’s not get too
silliness and all but let’s not get too crazy okay the other adventurers who
crazy okay the other adventurers who
crazy okay the other adventurers who came through here didn’t look so
came through here didn’t look so
came through here didn’t look so number eight halo 5 guardians you’ve
number eight halo 5 guardians you’ve
number eight halo 5 guardians you’ve changed it was time looking back on the
changed it was time looking back on the
changed it was time looking back on the past games in the series including halo
past games in the series including halo
past games in the series including halo 4 halo 5 could have had a way better
4 halo 5 could have had a way better
4 halo 5 could have had a way better story the AI may have made the game more
story the AI may have made the game more
story the AI may have made the game more challenging and the environments were as
challenging and the environments were as
challenging and the environments were as lush and beautiful as ever
lush and beautiful as ever
lush and beautiful as ever but and this is a big one the story just
but and this is a big one the story just
but and this is a big one the story just suck it’s not too late to stop this stop
suck it’s not too late to stop this stop
suck it’s not too late to stop this stop John the main lead commander Locke is
John the main lead commander Locke is
John the main lead commander Locke is such a dull character liking any sort of
such a dull character liking any sort of
such a dull character liking any sort of standout personality and the much-hyped
standout personality and the much-hyped
standout personality and the much-hyped battle between him and the chief ended
battle between him and the chief ended
battle between him and the chief ended up being nothing more than a
up being nothing more than a
up being nothing more than a non-interactive fistfight but that’s
non-interactive fistfight but that’s
non-interactive fistfight but that’s okay they ended up being bloody buds at
okay they ended up being bloody buds at
okay they ended up being bloody buds at the end and sharing about ten minutes of
the end and sharing about ten minutes of
the end and sharing about ten minutes of time together so was Master Chief mom
time together so was Master Chief mom
time together so was Master Chief mom names Martha by any chance number seven
names Martha by any chance number seven
names Martha by any chance number seven destiny ghost actually now I’m your
destiny ghost actually now I’m your
destiny ghost actually now I’m your ghost and you well you’ve been dead a
ghost and you well you’ve been dead a
ghost and you well you’ve been dead a long time launching to a slightly rocky
long time launching to a slightly rocky
long time launching to a slightly rocky start we have to admit that this game
start we have to admit that this game
start we have to admit that this game has gotten better in some areas more
has gotten better in some areas more
has gotten better in some areas more missions more combat no sign of bad
missions more combat no sign of bad
missions more combat no sign of bad Peter Dinklage acting such bliss until
Peter Dinklage acting such bliss until
Peter Dinklage acting such bliss until you try to find the story in which case
you try to find the story in which case
you try to find the story in which case good luck
good luck
good luck told throughout the city to fight each
told throughout the city to fight each
told throughout the city to fight each other we’re not saying there isn’t a
other we’re not saying there isn’t a
other we’re not saying there isn’t a story but it’s a bit of a pain in the
story but it’s a bit of a pain in the
story but it’s a bit of a pain in the ass when you have to go onto your
ass when you have to go onto your
ass when you have to go onto your computer away from your game just to
computer away from your game just to
computer away from your game just to figure out what exactly is going on in
figure out what exactly is going on in
figure out what exactly is going on in the universe take that away and it’s
the universe take that away and it’s
the universe take that away and it’s just a game where you shoot a lien
just a game where you shoot a lien
just a game where you shoot a lien holding back information can be good to
holding back information can be good to
holding back information can be good to add a sense of intrigue to the lore but
add a sense of intrigue to the lore but
add a sense of intrigue to the lore but definitely goes way too far to the point
definitely goes way too far to the point
definitely goes way too far to the point where it’s holding back any motive or
where it’s holding back any motive or
where it’s holding back any motive or something to even care about some piece
something to even care about some piece
something to even care about some piece the game is so fun to play but if you’re
the game is so fun to play but if you’re
the game is so fun to play but if you’re interested in a story you better start
interested in a story you better start
interested in a story you better start sifting through those destiny explained
sifting through those destiny explained
sifting through those destiny explained videos number six you know blade
videos number six you know blade
videos number six you know blade Chronicles X for such an incredible open
Chronicles X for such an incredible open
Chronicles X for such an incredible open world to explore hundreds of hours worth
world to explore hundreds of hours worth
world to explore hundreds of hours worth of questions to take on the spiritual
of questions to take on the spiritual
of questions to take on the spiritual successor to the well blood Cena Blade
successor to the well blood Cena Blade
successor to the well blood Cena Blade chronicles and all the makings of a
chronicles and all the makings of a
chronicles and all the makings of a surefire hit yet it’s hard to look past
surefire hit yet it’s hard to look past
surefire hit yet it’s hard to look past how incredibly generic the story is and
how incredibly generic the story is and
how incredibly generic the story is and biggest misstep is its villain the
biggest misstep is its villain the
biggest misstep is its villain the ganglion are we supposed to buy that
ganglion are we supposed to buy that
ganglion are we supposed to buy that these guys are powerful enough to
these guys are powerful enough to
these guys are powerful enough to destroy the earth but struggled to take
destroy the earth but struggled to take
destroy the earth but struggled to take down a single human city or that their
down a single human city or that their
down a single human city or that their big reason for wiping out mankind is
big reason for wiping out mankind is
big reason for wiping out mankind is that humanity isn’t like a great cancer
that humanity isn’t like a great cancer
that humanity isn’t like a great cancer festering on the continent
festering on the continent
festering on the continent hey writers there’s a billion stars in
hey writers there’s a billion stars in
hey writers there’s a billion stars in our galaxy alone it’s kind of hard to
our galaxy alone it’s kind of hard to
our galaxy alone it’s kind of hard to buy that we’re the biggest threat to all
buy that we’re the biggest threat to all
buy that we’re the biggest threat to all of them from our insignificance
of them from our insignificance
of them from our insignificance back on the map Plus that whole humanity
back on the map Plus that whole humanity
back on the map Plus that whole humanity is a disease thing is really overdone
is a disease thing is really overdone
is a disease thing is really overdone [Music]
[Music]
[Music] number five Mortal Kombat X Raiden
number five Mortal Kombat X Raiden
number five Mortal Kombat X Raiden what’d you find
what’d you find
what’d you find cannot amulet has been stolen replaced
cannot amulet has been stolen replaced
cannot amulet has been stolen replaced by an exquisite duplicate blue
by an exquisite duplicate blue
by an exquisite duplicate blue fatalities galore let’s break some bones
fatalities galore let’s break some bones
fatalities galore let’s break some bones and snap some sign
and snap some sign
and snap some sign indeed Mortal Kombat has made an
indeed Mortal Kombat has made an
indeed Mortal Kombat has made an impressive comeback after the hiccups
impressive comeback after the hiccups
impressive comeback after the hiccups that were Armageddon and deception while
that were Armageddon and deception while
that were Armageddon and deception while Mortal Kombat X proves the hype once
Mortal Kombat X proves the hype once
Mortal Kombat X proves the hype once again the story campaign was less than
again the story campaign was less than
again the story campaign was less than stellar – the voice acting was great and
stellar – the voice acting was great and
stellar – the voice acting was great and all but we come to Mortal Kombat just
all but we come to Mortal Kombat just
all but we come to Mortal Kombat just wanting to hear about some intestine
wanting to hear about some intestine
wanting to hear about some intestine what we got where a series of side
what we got where a series of side
what we got where a series of side stories that just can collide well with
stories that just can collide well with
stories that just can collide well with the tone of the franchise would you
the tone of the franchise would you
the tone of the franchise would you rather be decapitating your opponent or
rather be decapitating your opponent or
rather be decapitating your opponent or listening to the story about how Johnny
listening to the story about how Johnny
listening to the story about how Johnny Cage and Sonya Blade got married had a
Cage and Sonya Blade got married had a
Cage and Sonya Blade got married had a kid and then got divorced come on this
kid and then got divorced come on this
kid and then got divorced come on this is Mortal Kombat not a Lifetime movie oh
is Mortal Kombat not a Lifetime movie oh
is Mortal Kombat not a Lifetime movie oh yeah honey number 4 Pokemon X&Y
yeah honey number 4 Pokemon X&Y
yeah honey number 4 Pokemon X&Y [Music]
if eyes were daggers they would be aimed
if eyes were daggers they would be aimed towards this game and specifically
towards this game and specifically
towards this game and specifically towards its villain team Flair what
towards its villain team Flair what
towards its villain team Flair what separates this team from all the others
separates this team from all the others
separates this team from all the others Team Rocket was abusive towards Pokemon
Team Rocket was abusive towards Pokemon
Team Rocket was abusive towards Pokemon and committed crimes Team Aqua and magma
and committed crimes Team Aqua and magma
and committed crimes Team Aqua and magma wants to expand the water and land okay
wants to expand the water and land okay
wants to expand the water and land okay that last plot was damn stupid but team
that last plot was damn stupid but team
that last plot was damn stupid but team player wants to get rich and annihilate
player wants to get rich and annihilate
player wants to get rich and annihilate mankind in order to make the earth
mankind in order to make the earth
mankind in order to make the earth beautiful again as they put it so you’re
beautiful again as they put it so you’re
beautiful again as they put it so you’re kind of like eco-terrorists under the
kind of like eco-terrorists under the
kind of like eco-terrorists under the rule of a hippie scrooge mcduck and how
rule of a hippie scrooge mcduck and how
rule of a hippie scrooge mcduck and how can you eliminate humanity if you want
can you eliminate humanity if you want
can you eliminate humanity if you want to make money you know what just you do
to make money you know what just you do
to make money you know what just you do you team player so it’s still the
you team player so it’s still the
you team player so it’s still the addictive and engaging catch and battle
addictive and engaging catch and battle
addictive and engaging catch and battle Pokemon formula it always worked so well
Pokemon formula it always worked so well
Pokemon formula it always worked so well but come on what is with that giant hobo
but come on what is with that giant hobo
but come on what is with that giant hobo did he actually do anything number three
did he actually do anything number three
did he actually do anything number three Bayonetta out to find some answers about
Bayonetta out to find some answers about
Bayonetta out to find some answers about your past are we rarely does a videogame
your past are we rarely does a videogame
your past are we rarely does a videogame manage to pull off Campina so damn well
manage to pull off Campina so damn well
manage to pull off Campina so damn well to the ever attractive spam meta series
to the ever attractive spam meta series
to the ever attractive spam meta series between the gracefully over-the-top
between the gracefully over-the-top
between the gracefully over-the-top combat and provocative style it’s hard
combat and provocative style it’s hard
combat and provocative style it’s hard to forget this game and thankfully we
to forget this game and thankfully we
to forget this game and thankfully we were treated to a sequel a few years
were treated to a sequel a few years
were treated to a sequel a few years later even took the ears of the potheads
later even took the ears of the potheads
later even took the ears of the potheads down oh we wish we could give such
down oh we wish we could give such
down oh we wish we could give such praise to its scatterbrained plot though
praise to its scatterbrained plot though
praise to its scatterbrained plot though the game has so much of an information
the game has so much of an information
the game has so much of an information overload that it’s very hard to keep
overload that it’s very hard to keep
overload that it’s very hard to keep track of what’s going on and it’s even
track of what’s going on and it’s even
track of what’s going on and it’s even more hard to figure out what exactly
more hard to figure out what exactly
more hard to figure out what exactly Bayonetta or for that matter anyone is
Bayonetta or for that matter anyone is
Bayonetta or for that matter anyone is actually trying to achieve the game is
actually trying to achieve the game is
actually trying to achieve the game is weird but the game is also great so go
weird but the game is also great so go
weird but the game is also great so go play it okay next on boy
play it okay next on boy
play it okay next on boy number two the Elder Scrolls fine Skyrim
number two the Elder Scrolls fine Skyrim
number two the Elder Scrolls fine Skyrim sure mom Gizella tenerife akatosh
sure mom Gizella tenerife akatosh
sure mom Gizella tenerife akatosh declines please help me but that’s a as
declines please help me but that’s a as
declines please help me but that’s a as much as we love you and Skyrim this hole
much as we love you and Skyrim this hole
much as we love you and Skyrim this hole you are the chosen one stick is getting
you are the chosen one stick is getting
you are the chosen one stick is getting kind of old we saw it in fallout we
kind of old we saw it in fallout we
kind of old we saw it in fallout we thought in Doom we saw it in pretty much
thought in Doom we saw it in pretty much
thought in Doom we saw it in pretty much every other game the idea is wearing
every other game the idea is wearing
every other game the idea is wearing kind of thin don’t get us wrong yelling
kind of thin don’t get us wrong yelling
kind of thin don’t get us wrong yelling at our enemies into a ragdoll state is
at our enemies into a ragdoll state is
at our enemies into a ragdoll state is as entertaining as hell don’t change
as entertaining as hell don’t change
as entertaining as hell don’t change that what we’re asking for is just a
that what we’re asking for is just a
that what we’re asking for is just a better story
we totally understand that’s a nonlinear
we totally understand that’s a nonlinear nature of these games require a story
nature of these games require a story
nature of these games require a story that can be picked up and left off at
that can be picked up and left off at
that can be picked up and left off at any time and that the best parts of the
any time and that the best parts of the
any time and that the best parts of the Professor RPG are the stories that you
Professor RPG are the stories that you
Professor RPG are the stories that you make up for yourself while you’re
make up for yourself while you’re
make up for yourself while you’re playing but come on we could use the
playing but come on we could use the
playing but come on we could use the Morty’s characters some riveting plot
Morty’s characters some riveting plot
Morty’s characters some riveting plot twists and a few unconventional
twists and a few unconventional
twists and a few unconventional narrative paths in the end we know we’re
narrative paths in the end we know we’re
narrative paths in the end we know we’re going to defeat that all-powerful beauty
going to defeat that all-powerful beauty
going to defeat that all-powerful beauty because we did it in the last four Elder
because we did it in the last four Elder
because we did it in the last four Elder Scrolls game
before we unveil our number one pick
before we unveil our number one pick here a few honorable in this case
here a few honorable in this case
here a few honorable in this case dishonorable mention overruled a judge
dishonorable mention overruled a judge
dishonorable mention overruled a judge the defendant guilty as charged
the defendant guilty as charged
the defendant guilty as charged hereby order the defendant to clean this
hereby order the defendant to clean this
hereby order the defendant to clean this entire island he plans the fight against
entire island he plans the fight against
entire island he plans the fight against places so he doesn’t want them to get
places so he doesn’t want them to get
places so he doesn’t want them to get into centimeters unbearable thoughts
into centimeters unbearable thoughts
into centimeters unbearable thoughts welled up in me making me want to get as
welled up in me making me want to get as
welled up in me making me want to get as far away as I could
far away as I could
far away as I could number one Metal Gear Solid 5 the
number one Metal Gear Solid 5 the
number one Metal Gear Solid 5 the phantom pain
it pains us to put the phantom pain at
it pains us to put the phantom pain at the top spot because while the games and
the top spot because while the games and
the top spot because while the games and a new gold standard for the stealth
a new gold standard for the stealth
a new gold standard for the stealth action genre the story suffered most
action genre the story suffered most
action genre the story suffered most likely due to the internal conflicts
likely due to the internal conflicts
likely due to the internal conflicts between Konami and Hideo Kojima there is
between Konami and Hideo Kojima there is
between Konami and Hideo Kojima there is just so much to this game story that’s
just so much to this game story that’s
just so much to this game story that’s confusing as hell and what’s worse is
confusing as hell and what’s worse is
confusing as hell and what’s worse is that it’s supposed to be the final
that it’s supposed to be the final
that it’s supposed to be the final chapter in big boxes story but instead
chapter in big boxes story but instead
chapter in big boxes story but instead of answering questions it created a lot
of answering questions it created a lot
of answering questions it created a lot more this one he’ll take your place from
more this one he’ll take your place from
more this one he’ll take your place from here on
here on
here on he’s snake what’s up with that volume to
he’s snake what’s up with that volume to
he’s snake what’s up with that volume to tape from Ground Zero what did Eli do
tape from Ground Zero what did Eli do
tape from Ground Zero what did Eli do with the whole anthropos where’s our
with the whole anthropos where’s our
with the whole anthropos where’s our closure for the rest of the Diamond Dogs
closure for the rest of the Diamond Dogs
closure for the rest of the Diamond Dogs why did snake rub the ashes of those
why did snake rub the ashes of those
why did snake rub the ashes of those soldiers all over his face like it was
soldiers all over his face like it was
soldiers all over his face like it was acne cream and one here’s a really big
acne cream and one here’s a really big
acne cream and one here’s a really big one why in the world did big boss turn
one why in the world did big boss turn
one why in the world did big boss turn into the original Metal Gear villain
into the original Metal Gear villain
into the original Metal Gear villain I wasn’t explaining that the whole part
I wasn’t explaining that the whole part
I wasn’t explaining that the whole part of doing a prequel so if you agree with
of doing a prequel so if you agree with
of doing a prequel so if you agree with our list which games had you rolling
our list which games had you rolling
our list which games had you rolling your eyes at the god-awful story for
your eyes at the god-awful story for
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