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there’s probably a reason why you haven’t heard of these stories but that
haven’t heard of these stories but that
haven’t heard of these stories but that doesn’t mean they aren’t interesting
doesn’t mean they aren’t interesting
doesn’t mean they aren’t interesting welcome to watchmojo.com and this is the
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stories this week we’re talking about porn classes in grade school pizza tech
porn classes in grade school pizza tech
porn classes in grade school pizza tech tattoos and studying alien
tattoos and studying alien
tattoos and studying alien megastructures number three rethinking
megastructures number three rethinking
megastructures number three rethinking sex ed first the war on drugs
sex ed first the war on drugs
sex ed first the war on drugs next the war on porn in the united
next the war on porn in the united
next the war on porn in the united kingdom back in May the Queen said that
kingdom back in May the Queen said that
kingdom back in May the Queen said that pornographic sites should be forced to
pornographic sites should be forced to
pornographic sites should be forced to verify that all of their users are over
verify that all of their users are over
verify that all of their users are over the age of 18 now Jamie Jenny Marie from
the age of 18 now Jamie Jenny Marie from
the age of 18 now Jamie Jenny Marie from Radio 4 claims that schools should
Radio 4 claims that schools should
Radio 4 claims that schools should utilize pornography within their sexual
utilize pornography within their sexual
utilize pornography within their sexual education practices she said quote we
education practices she said quote we
education practices she said quote we give her kids Jane Austen to read and we
give her kids Jane Austen to read and we
give her kids Jane Austen to read and we say okay let’s analyze it why not show
say okay let’s analyze it why not show
say okay let’s analyze it why not show them pornography and teach them how to
them pornography and teach them how to
them pornography and teach them how to analyze it we’ll take the full play as
analyze it we’ll take the full play as
analyze it we’ll take the full play as read so her point is that sexual
read so her point is that sexual
read so her point is that sexual education should be overhauled and
education should be overhauled and
education should be overhauled and renamed gender studies and that it
renamed gender studies and that it
renamed gender studies and that it should teach kids to analyze sexuality
should teach kids to analyze sexuality
should teach kids to analyze sexuality and porn as we are taught to analyze
and porn as we are taught to analyze
and porn as we are taught to analyze everything else around us raaah hard to
everything else around us raaah hard to
everything else around us raaah hard to say whether a twelve-year-old is capable
say whether a twelve-year-old is capable
say whether a twelve-year-old is capable of rationally analyzing something they
of rationally analyzing something they
of rationally analyzing something they likely know next to nothing about well
likely know next to nothing about well
likely know next to nothing about well hopefully they know nothing about
hopefully they know nothing about
hopefully they know nothing about Gilbert are things moving too fast
Gilbert are things moving too fast
Gilbert are things moving too fast between you and a girl named Stella
between you and a girl named Stella
between you and a girl named Stella I wish number two Pizza ordering tattoos
I wish number two Pizza ordering tattoos
I wish number two Pizza ordering tattoos from Domino’s Pizza Tracker to mobile
from Domino’s Pizza Tracker to mobile
from Domino’s Pizza Tracker to mobile ordering apps and pizza
ordering apps and pizza
ordering apps and pizza Uber’s the world of pizza delivery has
Uber’s the world of pizza delivery has
Uber’s the world of pizza delivery has seen a lot of innovations in the digital
seen a lot of innovations in the digital
seen a lot of innovations in the digital age but the cunning minds at Pizza Hut
age but the cunning minds at Pizza Hut
age but the cunning minds at Pizza Hut may have jumped the shark with their
may have jumped the shark with their
may have jumped the shark with their latest creation there was an episode of
latest creation there was an episode of
latest creation there was an episode of happy days where a guy literally jumped
happy days where a guy literally jumped
happy days where a guy literally jumped over a shark and it was the best one
over a shark and it was the best one
over a shark and it was the best one since reaching over the bed to get your
since reaching over the bed to get your
since reaching over the bed to get your phone and hit a few buttons was too hard
phone and hit a few buttons was too hard
phone and hit a few buttons was too hard Pizza Hut UK have introduced a new tech
Pizza Hut UK have introduced a new tech
Pizza Hut UK have introduced a new tech that allows you to order pizza by simply
that allows you to order pizza by simply
that allows you to order pizza by simply touching a tattoo
stick the pizza slice tattoo on your
stick the pizza slice tattoo on your body like you would any normal temporary
body like you would any normal temporary
body like you would any normal temporary tattoo and then tap the tattoos as you
tattoo and then tap the tattoos as you
tattoo and then tap the tattoos as you hover over it with your smartphone so
hover over it with your smartphone so
hover over it with your smartphone so basically you use a smartphone door to
basically you use a smartphone door to
basically you use a smartphone door to pizza just like before with a bit of
pizza just like before with a bit of
pizza just like before with a bit of novelty added it’s hard to believe that
novelty added it’s hard to believe that
novelty added it’s hard to believe that this idea made it around the corporate
this idea made it around the corporate
this idea made it around the corporate boardroom with nods of approval but even
boardroom with nods of approval but even
boardroom with nods of approval but even harder to believe is the fact that the
harder to believe is the fact that the
harder to believe is the fact that the human race spent time creating wearable
human race spent time creating wearable
human race spent time creating wearable Pizza ordering technology you have to
Pizza ordering technology you have to
Pizza ordering technology you have to use it or you admit it’s pointless but
use it or you admit it’s pointless but
use it or you admit it’s pointless but it is pointless Quentin it’s my point
it is pointless Quentin it’s my point
it is pointless Quentin it’s my point number one alien megastructures
what if instead of trying to create fuel
what if instead of trying to create fuel by harvesting oil from the ground we can
by harvesting oil from the ground we can
by harvesting oil from the ground we can harness the energy of the Sun by
harness the energy of the Sun by
harness the energy of the Sun by creating a superstructure around it
oh the only problem is that we are ages
oh the only problem is that we are ages away from having the tools necessary to
away from having the tools necessary to
away from having the tools necessary to do this but according to some scientists
do this but according to some scientists
do this but according to some scientists this hypothetical mega-structure
this hypothetical mega-structure
this hypothetical mega-structure referred to as a Dyson Sphere may be
referred to as a Dyson Sphere may be
referred to as a Dyson Sphere may be within the grasp of some highly advanced
within the grasp of some highly advanced
within the grasp of some highly advanced life forms from other galaxies it’s
life forms from other galaxies it’s
life forms from other galaxies it’s another Death Star I wish that were the
another Death Star I wish that were the
another Death Star I wish that were the case major UC Berkeley has formally
case major UC Berkeley has formally
case major UC Berkeley has formally started studying tabby star located in
started studying tabby star located in
started studying tabby star located in the constellation Cygnus which has shown
the constellation Cygnus which has shown
the constellation Cygnus which has shown a constant fluctuation in his brightness
a constant fluctuation in his brightness
a constant fluctuation in his brightness it may seem a small detail to us but in
it may seem a small detail to us but in
it may seem a small detail to us but in academic circles this is huge
academic circles this is huge
academic circles this is huge drawing a wide range of hypotheses the
drawing a wide range of hypotheses the
drawing a wide range of hypotheses the quote alien mega-structure is one of the
quote alien mega-structure is one of the
quote alien mega-structure is one of the least likely however definitely the most
least likely however definitely the most
least likely however definitely the most sexy come on people planetary debris and
sexy come on people planetary debris and
sexy come on people planetary debris and clouds of disintegrating comets are
clouds of disintegrating comets are
clouds of disintegrating comets are really not going to get people’s minds
really not going to get people’s minds
really not going to get people’s minds racing so are you gonna ink yourself up
racing so are you gonna ink yourself up
racing so are you gonna ink yourself up with a Pizza Tech tattoo for your
with a Pizza Tech tattoo for your
with a Pizza Tech tattoo for your bi-weekly dispatch of offbeat news
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the weapon again now our system is the
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