we get that they all can be avatar but no one could have expected these
no one could have expected these
no one could have expected these atrocities
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll
welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’ll be counting down our picks for the top
be counting down our picks for the top
be counting down our picks for the top 10 music videos with cringe-worthy CGI
for this list we’re focusing on musical
for this list we’re focusing on musical artists that either had grand visions of
artists that either had grand visions of
artists that either had grand visions of CGI or made half-ass attempts to blow
CGI or made half-ass attempts to blow
CGI or made half-ass attempts to blow our collective minds in post-production
as the largely forgotten fourth single
as the largely forgotten fourth single from Cisco’s song a debut album the Dru
from Cisco’s song a debut album the Dru
from Cisco’s song a debut album the Dru Hill frontman gave us a variety of
Hill frontman gave us a variety of
Hill frontman gave us a variety of interesting visuals including that
interesting visuals including that
interesting visuals including that dragon microphone but most notably the
dragon microphone but most notably the
dragon microphone but most notably the CGI monster that probably didn’t come
CGI monster that probably didn’t come
CGI monster that probably didn’t come from the minds of JJ Abrams do you think
from the minds of JJ Abrams do you think
from the minds of JJ Abrams do you think you’re doing
you’re doing
you’re doing caught up in scaring people Stephanie
caught up in scaring people Stephanie
caught up in scaring people Stephanie one cause just the appearance alone was
one cause just the appearance alone was
one cause just the appearance alone was it all too bad hey you gotta give Cisco
it all too bad hey you gotta give Cisco
it all too bad hey you gotta give Cisco props for the effort the video truly
props for the effort the video truly
props for the effort the video truly starts going downhill when that thing
starts going downhill when that thing
starts going downhill when that thing starts wagging his tail around while our
starts wagging his tail around while our
starts wagging his tail around while our favorite thong expert sings in the
favorite thong expert sings in the
favorite thong expert sings in the streets not quite what we were hoping
streets not quite what we were hoping
streets not quite what we were hoping for
in 1984 the Norwegians from aha produced
in 1984 the Norwegians from aha produced a synth classic with take on me
and sixteen years later a group of
and sixteen years later a group of British Norwegians calling themselves a
British Norwegians calling themselves a
British Norwegians calling themselves a one demonstrated the dark side of
one demonstrated the dark side of
one demonstrated the dark side of ill-advised boy band music videos
if you’re wondering what’s going on here
if you’re wondering what’s going on here well the gang popped on a set of virtual
well the gang popped on a set of virtual
well the gang popped on a set of virtual reality glasses allowing them to explore
reality glasses allowing them to explore
reality glasses allowing them to explore a poorly constructed CGI world that may
a poorly constructed CGI world that may
a poorly constructed CGI world that may just draw you in due to the pure lunacy
just draw you in due to the pure lunacy
just draw you in due to the pure lunacy of it all
think about the worst Nintendo game that
think about the worst Nintendo game that you’ve ever played and you got a ones
you’ve ever played and you got a ones
you’ve ever played and you got a ones virus-infected world of take on me
first of all it’s important to know that
first of all it’s important to know that this music video actually received a
this music video actually received a
this music video actually received a Grammy nomination but from the looks of
Grammy nomination but from the looks of
Grammy nomination but from the looks of the CGI trainwreck the Grammy voters
the CGI trainwreck the Grammy voters
the CGI trainwreck the Grammy voters must have been a pack of militant
must have been a pack of militant
must have been a pack of militant toddlers or recently unblinded cave men
toddlers or recently unblinded cave men
toddlers or recently unblinded cave men enthralled by primary colors
overall go West feels a bit creepy and
overall go West feels a bit creepy and even a bit hypnotic but it all goes to
even a bit hypnotic but it all goes to
even a bit hypnotic but it all goes to hell once the floating beach balls
hell once the floating beach balls
hell once the floating beach balls appear
then you get one of the soldiers just
then you get one of the soldiers just walking around in the CGI sky almost as
walking around in the CGI sky almost as
walking around in the CGI sky almost as if the director said yep that’s good
if the director said yep that’s good
if the director said yep that’s good enough and apparently it was for 1993
number seven sweets
number seven sweets like chocolate shanks and Bigfoot for
like chocolate shanks and Bigfoot for
like chocolate shanks and Bigfoot for this video from UK garage duo shanks and
this video from UK garage duo shanks and
this video from UK garage duo shanks and Bigfoot there’s a cute premise at work
Bigfoot there’s a cute premise at work
Bigfoot there’s a cute premise at work at least on paper but as you can see the
at least on paper but as you can see the
at least on paper but as you can see the CGI is just a little bit too childish
CGI is just a little bit too childish
CGI is just a little bit too childish and well slow which only reminds viewers
and well slow which only reminds viewers
and well slow which only reminds viewers of more CGI savvy bang furthermore
of more CGI savvy bang furthermore
of more CGI savvy bang furthermore nothing really happens as her pigtailed
nothing really happens as her pigtailed
nothing really happens as her pigtailed character ultimately trances out on a
character ultimately trances out on a
character ultimately trances out on a bench amid her chocolatey landscape
under the right circumstances think
under the right circumstances think herbal self-medicating the CGI may seem
herbal self-medicating the CGI may seem
herbal self-medicating the CGI may seem impressive but one shouldn’t have to put
impressive but one shouldn’t have to put
impressive but one shouldn’t have to put in such an effort just to follow a music
in such an effort just to follow a music
in such an effort just to follow a music video
you may remember the song from the 1999
you may remember the song from the 1999 film ten Things I Hate About You but
film ten Things I Hate About You but
film ten Things I Hate About You but it’s unlikely that spider baits
it’s unlikely that spider baits
it’s unlikely that spider baits complimentary music video left a mark on
complimentary music video left a mark on
complimentary music video left a mark on your psyche
essentially the CGI looks like a
essentially the CGI looks like a compilation of stock footage images or
compilation of stock footage images or
compilation of stock footage images or perhaps someone using Google search for
perhaps someone using Google search for
perhaps someone using Google search for the first time
there’s simply nothing to grasp onto no
there’s simply nothing to grasp onto no mind boner moments whatsoever and then
mind boner moments whatsoever and then
mind boner moments whatsoever and then boom it’s just over and you’re like well
boom it’s just over and you’re like well
boom it’s just over and you’re like well that happened next
known for the style over substance
known for the style over substance nature of his music videos dollar Mandy
nature of his music videos dollar Mandy
nature of his music videos dollar Mandy opted to embrace the art of blue screen
opted to embrace the art of blue screen
opted to embrace the art of blue screen CGI creating some questionable landscape
CGI creating some questionable landscape
CGI creating some questionable landscape visuals to go alongside his smiley face
visuals to go alongside his smiley face
visuals to go alongside his smiley face aw when you combine the campy
aw when you combine the campy
aw when you combine the campy performance with CGI images that
performance with CGI images that
performance with CGI images that resemble a young adults novel cover oh
resemble a young adults novel cover oh
resemble a young adults novel cover oh and also include a giant fan well you
and also include a giant fan well you
and also include a giant fan well you just have to wonder how the initial
just have to wonder how the initial
just have to wonder how the initial creative meeting went it went quickly
everything goes fast with let’s get
everything goes fast with let’s get rocked as a creepy CGI kid emerges along
rocked as a creepy CGI kid emerges along
rocked as a creepy CGI kid emerges along with deeply offensive images of a
with deeply offensive images of a
with deeply offensive images of a computer-generated throat and dangling
computer-generated throat and dangling
computer-generated throat and dangling UPA nothing says let’s rock quite like
UPA nothing says let’s rock quite like
UPA nothing says let’s rock quite like gag-inducing imagery and somehow the
gag-inducing imagery and somehow the
gag-inducing imagery and somehow the entire production manages to become even
entire production manages to become even
entire production manages to become even more cumbersome as Def Leppard performs
more cumbersome as Def Leppard performs
more cumbersome as Def Leppard performs on a low-grade CGI aah as their creepy
on a low-grade CGI aah as their creepy
on a low-grade CGI aah as their creepy subject continues to scour around town
subject continues to scour around town
subject continues to scour around town doing god-knows-what
let’s say this if there was a CGI
let’s say this if there was a CGI Dateline NBC this guy would make the
Dateline NBC this guy would make the
Dateline NBC this guy would make the show
nominated for a 1998 Aria Music Award
nominated for a 1998 Aria Music Award this video spawned from an album
this video spawned from an album
this video spawned from an album entitled unit and given the mentally
entitled unit and given the mentally
entitled unit and given the mentally active subject of the production the
active subject of the production the
active subject of the production the crew from regurgitator seem to have been
crew from regurgitator seem to have been
crew from regurgitator seem to have been looking for a cute way to further
looking for a cute way to further
looking for a cute way to further explore themes of sexuality
on a fundamental level there’s plenty to
on a fundamental level there’s plenty to process but one certainly can’t ignore
process but one certainly can’t ignore
process but one certainly can’t ignore the disproportionate CGI figure of
the disproportionate CGI figure of
the disproportionate CGI figure of polyester girl and one might even be
polyester girl and one might even be
polyester girl and one might even be inclined to believe it’s a polyester boy
inclined to believe it’s a polyester boy
inclined to believe it’s a polyester boy considering the massive CGI bulge
ah Danish bubblegum music such as Jean
ah Danish bubblegum music such as Jean Republic be found on your latest Spotify
Republic be found on your latest Spotify
Republic be found on your latest Spotify playlist and that’s because of this
playlist and that’s because of this
playlist and that’s because of this music video destroyed the genre back in
music video destroyed the genre back in
music video destroyed the genre back in 1999
we’re kidding of course but maybe not as
we’re kidding of course but maybe not as not only does this song sound like we
not only does this song sound like we
not only does this song sound like we don’t know Barbie girl but it’s evident
don’t know Barbie girl but it’s evident
don’t know Barbie girl but it’s evident that someone was really trying hard with
that someone was really trying hard with
that someone was really trying hard with the effects sadly however they don’t
the effects sadly however they don’t
the effects sadly however they don’t exactly pop off the screen especially
exactly pop off the screen especially
exactly pop off the screen especially when you throw in the lame-ass
when you throw in the lame-ass
when you throw in the lame-ass lightsaber sequence
before we unveil our number one pick
before we unveil our number one pick here are a few honorable mentions
my reflection
my reflection a snow-covered it
number one blue double D a full 65 I
number one blue double D a full 65 I moved all the beat of a
moved all the beat of a
moved all the beat of a be our guy
be our guy
be our guy well here we are another Europop CGI
well here we are another Europop CGI
well here we are another Europop CGI affair but that in itself is not the
affair but that in itself is not the
affair but that in itself is not the problem the problem here is the penis
problem the problem here is the penis
problem the problem here is the penis shaped heads of the CGI aliens that are
shaped heads of the CGI aliens that are
shaped heads of the CGI aliens that are duking it out with the blue ball and
duking it out with the blue ball and
duking it out with the blue ball and gang of Eiffel 65 how would you actually
gang of Eiffel 65 how would you actually
gang of Eiffel 65 how would you actually pick the worst moment here is it in fact
pick the worst moment here is it in fact
pick the worst moment here is it in fact the phallic alien characters or is it
the phallic alien characters or is it
the phallic alien characters or is it the performance sequence well we think
the performance sequence well we think
the performance sequence well we think we pinpointed the low point of blue as
we pinpointed the low point of blue as
we pinpointed the low point of blue as the CGI of the fight sequence doesn’t
the CGI of the fight sequence doesn’t
the CGI of the fight sequence doesn’t come across as funny
come across as funny
come across as funny innovative unique or anything that might
innovative unique or anything that might
innovative unique or anything that might be considered not just completely
be considered not just completely
be considered not just completely terrible
so do you agree with our selections what
so do you agree with our selections what music video do you think has the most
music video do you think has the most
music video do you think has the most visually offensive CGI
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