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Top 10 Pathetic Celebrity Crybabies


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shake it off and suck it up welcome to watchmojo.com

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and suck it up welcome to watchmojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks

and today we’re counting down our picks

and today we’re counting down our picks for the top 10 celebrity crybabies for

for the top 10 celebrity crybabies for

for the top 10 celebrity crybabies for this list we’re focusing on celebrities

this list we’re focusing on celebrities

this list we’re focusing on celebrities who appear to consistently ball their

who appear to consistently ball their

who appear to consistently ball their eyes out in public whether it be out of

eyes out in public whether it be out of

eyes out in public whether it be out of genuine emotion or simply for the

genuine emotion or simply for the

genuine emotion or simply for the cameras who really knows with

cameras who really knows with

cameras who really knows with celebrities right

you already are number 10

you already are number 10 Paris Hilton I was born here yeah yeah

Paris Hilton I was born here yeah yeah

Paris Hilton I was born here yeah yeah good for you how’d you like being in

good for you how’d you like being in

good for you how’d you like being in jail as a beautiful heiress living in

jail as a beautiful heiress living in

jail as a beautiful heiress living in the 21st century one can’t blame Paris

the 21st century one can’t blame Paris

the 21st century one can’t blame Paris Hilton for taking advantage of the New

Hilton for taking advantage of the New

Hilton for taking advantage of the New York City and Hollywood nightlife scenes

York City and Hollywood nightlife scenes

York City and Hollywood nightlife scenes but unfortunately easy Fame came during

but unfortunately easy Fame came during

but unfortunately easy Fame came during the Age of TMZ sex tape jail

the Age of TMZ sex tape jail

the Age of TMZ sex tape jail reality TV Paris sought the limelight

reality TV Paris sought the limelight

reality TV Paris sought the limelight only to realize that it’s not all fun

only to realize that it’s not all fun

only to realize that it’s not all fun and games especially when everyone’s

and games especially when everyone’s

and games especially when everyone’s seen your bedroom techniques people

seen your bedroom techniques people

seen your bedroom techniques people assume oh she’s a slut just because of

assume oh she’s a slut just because of

assume oh she’s a slut just because of one thing that happened to me it’s it’s

one thing that happened to me it’s it’s

one thing that happened to me it’s it’s hard because I’ll never I’ll have to

hard because I’ll never I’ll have to

hard because I’ll never I’ll have to live with that for the rest of my life

live with that for the rest of my life

live with that for the rest of my life it never stops with this girl and just

it never stops with this girl and just

it never stops with this girl and just when Paris Hilton seemed to gain

when Paris Hilton seemed to gain

when Paris Hilton seemed to gain sympathy for that awful plane crash

sympathy for that awful plane crash

sympathy for that awful plane crash prank we found out that she was in on it

prank we found out that she was in on it

prank we found out that she was in on it all along

number 9 Heidi Montag you and me I was

number 9 Heidi Montag you and me I was in the same it’s the one vacant it’s

in the same it’s the one vacant it’s

in the same it’s the one vacant it’s never a pleasant experience to see

never a pleasant experience to see

never a pleasant experience to see anyone cry real tears of pain but it’s

anyone cry real tears of pain but it’s

anyone cry real tears of pain but it’s always a fascinating experience to

always a fascinating experience to

always a fascinating experience to witness a prolonged celebrity cry talk

witness a prolonged celebrity cry talk

witness a prolonged celebrity cry talk well now I really don’t want to stay

well now I really don’t want to stay

well now I really don’t want to stay because these people are so me Heidi

because these people are so me Heidi

because these people are so me Heidi Montag became a reality darling as a

Montag became a reality darling as a

Montag became a reality darling as a cast member of the hills here’s the

cast member of the hills here’s the

cast member of the hills here’s the thing you don’t know me

thing you don’t know me

thing you don’t know me Spencer didn’t changed me I changed

Spencer didn’t changed me I changed

Spencer didn’t changed me I changed myself and here’s a surprise

myself and here’s a surprise

myself and here’s a surprise young Hollywood women have been known to

young Hollywood women have been known to

young Hollywood women have been known to partake in the occasional catfight which

partake in the occasional catfight which

partake in the occasional catfight which almost always result in a lot of tears

almost always result in a lot of tears

almost always result in a lot of tears what did you do what do you do you

what did you do what do you do you

what did you do what do you do you started a sick little rumor about me

started a sick little rumor about me

started a sick little rumor about me really we’ve seen Heidi Montag cry for a

really we’ve seen Heidi Montag cry for a

really we’ve seen Heidi Montag cry for a variety of reasons but it’s mostly

variety of reasons but it’s mostly

variety of reasons but it’s mostly because she couldn’t handle the backlash

because she couldn’t handle the backlash

because she couldn’t handle the backlash of easy fame and fast cash oh my gosh

of easy fame and fast cash oh my gosh

of easy fame and fast cash oh my gosh those are such grand plans what a

those are such grand plans what a

those are such grand plans what a nightmare

nightmare

nightmare number 8 Lindsay Lohan um and I respect

number 8 Lindsay Lohan um and I respect

number 8 Lindsay Lohan um and I respect for everything taking it seriously by

for everything taking it seriously by

for everything taking it seriously by now we’re all too familiar with the

now we’re all too familiar with the

now we’re all too familiar with the Lindsay Lohan trainwreck Express a

Lindsay Lohan trainwreck Express a

Lindsay Lohan trainwreck Express a roller coaster that ran 24/7 during the

roller coaster that ran 24/7 during the

roller coaster that ran 24/7 during the mid-to-late 2000s DUI case consecutive

mid-to-late 2000s DUI case consecutive

mid-to-late 2000s DUI case consecutive that’s 90 days in jail while tears were

that’s 90 days in jail while tears were

that’s 90 days in jail while tears were known to occasionally stream down her

known to occasionally stream down her

known to occasionally stream down her face in public during this time

face in public during this time

face in public during this time depending on the predicament she was in

depending on the predicament she was in

depending on the predicament she was in you damn well knew she was going to cry

you damn well knew she was going to cry

you damn well knew she was going to cry when big mama Oprah came knockin we’re

when big mama Oprah came knockin we’re

when big mama Oprah came knockin we’re really pleased that she’s making some

really pleased that she’s making some

really pleased that she’s making some progress

progress

progress Oprah I’ve spent 30 years trying to pull

Oprah I’ve spent 30 years trying to pull

Oprah I’ve spent 30 years trying to pull my life together where they haven’t been

my life together where they haven’t been

my life together where they haven’t been you can shed crocodile tears in court

you can shed crocodile tears in court

you can shed crocodile tears in court and you can cry on late-night TV to gain

and you can cry on late-night TV to gain

and you can cry on late-night TV to gain a little cred with the public but

a little cred with the public but

a little cred with the public but Lindsay gave us the real deal when Oprah

Lindsay gave us the real deal when Oprah

Lindsay gave us the real deal when Oprah laid down the law and it was emotional

laid down the law and it was emotional

laid down the law and it was emotional and have you been sober so yes I had

and have you been sober so yes I had

and have you been sober so yes I had yeah hello let’s celebrate that that’s

yeah hello let’s celebrate that that’s

yeah hello let’s celebrate that that’s where you are right now look at how

where you are right now look at how

where you are right now look at how great that is

great that is

great that is number seven Glenn Beck pray for you to

number seven Glenn Beck pray for you to

number seven Glenn Beck pray for you to be strong enough to stand just go home

be strong enough to stand just go home

be strong enough to stand just go home with honor just go home with honor

with honor just go home with honor

with honor just go home with honor patriotism it’s an ideal that people

patriotism it’s an ideal that people

patriotism it’s an ideal that people from all over the world can identify

from all over the world can identify

from all over the world can identify with in one way or another but nobody

with in one way or another but nobody

with in one way or another but nobody cares more about the concept then Glenn

cares more about the concept then Glenn

cares more about the concept then Glenn Beck who just happens to be an American

Beck who just happens to be an American

Beck who just happens to be an American conservative I still believe that when

conservative I still believe that when

conservative I still believe that when people see what’s going on their hearts

people see what’s going on their hearts

people see what’s going on their hearts will be softened and they were changes

will be softened and they were changes

will be softened and they were changes hey it’s all right that a man who makes

hey it’s all right that a man who makes

hey it’s all right that a man who makes his living by catering to the public

his living by catering to the public

his living by catering to the public tends to get all blubbery here and there

tends to get all blubbery here and there

tends to get all blubbery here and there but for crying out loud man just scale

but for crying out loud man just scale

but for crying out loud man just scale it back

it back

it back there’s no other political commentator

there’s no other political commentator

there’s no other political commentator that sobs nearly as much I am NOT a

that sobs nearly as much I am NOT a

that sobs nearly as much I am NOT a journalist I’m just a guy who cares I’m

journalist I’m just a guy who cares I’m

journalist I’m just a guy who cares I’m sorry I’m just a guy who cares an awful

sorry I’m just a guy who cares an awful

sorry I’m just a guy who cares an awful lot about my country

lot about my country

lot about my country this guy really likes to fearmonger his

this guy really likes to fearmonger his

this guy really likes to fearmonger his demographic which can work beautifully

demographic which can work beautifully

demographic which can work beautifully when you throw in a good cry to further

when you throw in a good cry to further

when you throw in a good cry to further tug at the heartstrings of unassuming

tug at the heartstrings of unassuming

tug at the heartstrings of unassuming viewers you ever see this guy Glenn Beck

viewers you ever see this guy Glenn Beck

viewers you ever see this guy Glenn Beck you ever see Glenn Beck I cried when I

you ever see Glenn Beck I cried when I

you ever see Glenn Beck I cried when I was 1 years old I was a baby

was 1 years old I was a baby

was 1 years old I was a baby number 6 Paula Abdul I don’t know you

number 6 Paula Abdul I don’t know you

number 6 Paula Abdul I don’t know you brought me to tears I don’t know what to

brought me to tears I don’t know what to

brought me to tears I don’t know what to say he just in have you ever been moved

say he just in have you ever been moved

say he just in have you ever been moved by the power of song if so welcome to

by the power of song if so welcome to

by the power of song if so welcome to the life of Paula Abdul a TV judge who

the life of Paula Abdul a TV judge who

the life of Paula Abdul a TV judge who battles year after year against her own

battles year after year against her own

battles year after year against her own tear ducts I’m sorry Simon

tear ducts I’m sorry Simon

tear ducts I’m sorry Simon I’m sorry I cannot I’m not gonna do this

I’m sorry I cannot I’m not gonna do this

I’m sorry I cannot I’m not gonna do this well I know it’s tough but I do this

well I know it’s tough but I do this

well I know it’s tough but I do this thing I’m too close to both ex and I

thing I’m too close to both ex and I

thing I’m too close to both ex and I love them both very much sometimes we

love them both very much sometimes we

love them both very much sometimes we can see it coming but every once in a

can see it coming but every once in a

can see it coming but every once in a while Paula surprises us with a random

while Paula surprises us with a random

while Paula surprises us with a random sob fest which surely comes in handy for

sob fest which surely comes in handy for

sob fest which surely comes in handy for network executives during

network executives during

network executives during post-production you’re just feeling so

post-production you’re just feeling so

post-production you’re just feeling so much joy and it’s exciting I feel I’m

much joy and it’s exciting I feel I’m

much joy and it’s exciting I feel I’m one victim Paula cares deeply about the

one victim Paula cares deeply about the

one victim Paula cares deeply about the act of random strangers singing mediocre

act of random strangers singing mediocre

act of random strangers singing mediocre songs of passion and hey it’s not easy

songs of passion and hey it’s not easy

songs of passion and hey it’s not easy to hold back tears when you’ve had a

to hold back tears when you’ve had a

to hold back tears when you’ve had a couple of adult beverages we’re just

couple of adult beverages we’re just

couple of adult beverages we’re just saying any publicity is good publicity

saying any publicity is good publicity

saying any publicity is good publicity you gotta learn to eat it up and embrace

you gotta learn to eat it up and embrace

you gotta learn to eat it up and embrace it number 5 Britney Spears

when you’re an internationally-renowned

when you’re an internationally-renowned superstar it’s only natural to whine

superstar it’s only natural to whine

superstar it’s only natural to whine about the daily grind of paparazzi in

about the daily grind of paparazzi in

about the daily grind of paparazzi in public scrutiny but here’s a piece of

public scrutiny but here’s a piece of

public scrutiny but here’s a piece of advice for those of you aspiring to the

advice for those of you aspiring to the

advice for those of you aspiring to the same level of Fame

same level of Fame

same level of Fame keep the crying indoors while you’re

keep the crying indoors while you’re

keep the crying indoors while you’re crying Brittany the media loves

crying Brittany the media loves

crying Brittany the media loves celebrity tears especially when

celebrity tears especially when

celebrity tears especially when Hollywood stars meltdown in public

Hollywood stars meltdown in public

Hollywood stars meltdown in public settings ooh can we of course TV hosts

settings ooh can we of course TV hosts

settings ooh can we of course TV hosts have been known to instigate a good

have been known to instigate a good

have been known to instigate a good celebrity cry and nothing makes for a

celebrity cry and nothing makes for a

celebrity cry and nothing makes for a better interview than a little discourse

better interview than a little discourse

better interview than a little discourse on one’s personal life complete with

on one’s personal life complete with

on one’s personal life complete with some poignant bawling

number four Kim Kardashian take a deep

number four Kim Kardashian take a deep breath camera no no no believe it or not

breath camera no no no believe it or not

breath camera no no no believe it or not Kim Kardashian’s reality does not

Kim Kardashian’s reality does not

Kim Kardashian’s reality does not reflect that of anybody else in the

reflect that of anybody else in the

reflect that of anybody else in the known world well at least outside our

known world well at least outside our

known world well at least outside our own family no funny get out if you’re

own family no funny get out if you’re

own family no funny get out if you’re gonna continue to laugh and make fun of

gonna continue to laugh and make fun of

gonna continue to laugh and make fun of me I’m tournament you’re sitting there

me I’m tournament you’re sitting there

me I’m tournament you’re sitting there laughing funny when you grow up a

laughing funny when you grow up a

laughing funny when you grow up a Kardashian life can hit you hard

Kardashian life can hit you hard

Kardashian life can hit you hard especially when things don’t go your way

especially when things don’t go your way

especially when things don’t go your way and you realize that perfection can be a

and you realize that perfection can be a

and you realize that perfection can be a difficult concept to achieve it’s not

difficult concept to achieve it’s not

difficult concept to achieve it’s not fair to blame the stress on husband

fair to blame the stress on husband

fair to blame the stress on husband Kanye’s unrealistic expectations as Kim

Kanye’s unrealistic expectations as Kim

Kanye’s unrealistic expectations as Kim had been spilling those tears as long as

had been spilling those tears as long as

had been spilling those tears as long as reality TV cameras have been rolling you

reality TV cameras have been rolling you

reality TV cameras have been rolling you know you just cannot act that way number

know you just cannot act that way number

know you just cannot act that way number three John Boehner

three John Boehner

three John Boehner chasing the American dream as the former

chasing the American dream as the former

chasing the American dream as the former United States Speaker of the House of

United States Speaker of the House of

United States Speaker of the House of Representatives this man left office

Representatives this man left office

Representatives this man left office with a lasting legacy on two important

with a lasting legacy on two important

with a lasting legacy on two important topics tans and awkward balling sit down

topics tans and awkward balling sit down

topics tans and awkward balling sit down and write a note to say thank you for

and write a note to say thank you for

and write a note to say thank you for those who got you here yes when you live

those who got you here yes when you live

those who got you here yes when you live the American dream after growing up with

the American dream after growing up with

the American dream after growing up with eleven siblings you’re naturally more

eleven siblings you’re naturally more

eleven siblings you’re naturally more inclined to sob than others it’s almost

inclined to sob than others it’s almost

inclined to sob than others it’s almost like clockwork with Boehner America plus

like clockwork with Boehner America plus

like clockwork with Boehner America plus important cultural moment equals tears

important cultural moment equals tears

important cultural moment equals tears but in his speech to Congress he brought

but in his speech to Congress he brought

but in his speech to Congress he brought a couple of members to tears to poi that

a couple of members to tears to poi that

a couple of members to tears to poi that hanky mr. speaker the Pope Kelly

hanky mr. speaker the Pope Kelly

hanky mr. speaker the Pope Kelly Clarkson it’s all in a day’s work

number two Oprah Winfrey it seems not

number two Oprah Winfrey it seems not even Oprah is safe from the ugly cry

even Oprah is safe from the ugly cry

even Oprah is safe from the ugly cry this happens when you talk with as many

this happens when you talk with as many

this happens when you talk with as many people as she does and you know what

people as she does and you know what

people as she does and you know what she’s not afraid to confront her resume

she’s not afraid to confront her resume

she’s not afraid to confront her resume of public blubbering tisha please a noun

of public blubbering tisha please a noun

of public blubbering tisha please a noun a tissue in the early Oprah days the

a tissue in the early Oprah days the

a tissue in the early Oprah days the concept of television was actually a

concept of television was actually a

concept of television was actually a relatively new thing for some viewers

relatively new thing for some viewers

relatively new thing for some viewers and when a powerful woman like this

and when a powerful woman like this

and when a powerful woman like this breaks down well it touches the heart

breaks down well it touches the heart

breaks down well it touches the heart that is until it happens over and over

that is until it happens over and over

that is until it happens over and over and over again it’s okay though because

and over again it’s okay though because

and over again it’s okay though because even billionaires need to cry it out

even billionaires need to cry it out

even billionaires need to cry it out sure I get it before we unveil our

sure I get it before we unveil our

sure I get it before we unveil our number one pick here are some honorable

number one pick here are some honorable

number one pick here are some honorable mentions

it’s my fourth back if you guys do that

it’s my fourth back if you guys do that rants aren’t fair we lost to the team

I’m exam number one any of the Real

I’m exam number one any of the Real Housewives sorry I was kidding it was a

Housewives sorry I was kidding it was a

Housewives sorry I was kidding it was a joke

joke

joke lights camera action time to cry

lights camera action time to cry

lights camera action time to cry sure there are moments in life that make

sure there are moments in life that make

sure there are moments in life that make us weep and feel all those feels but if

us weep and feel all those feels but if

us weep and feel all those feels but if you’re promoting yourself on a notable

you’re promoting yourself on a notable

you’re promoting yourself on a notable reality TV series one must come to the

reality TV series one must come to the

reality TV series one must come to the realization that forced tears are a must

realization that forced tears are a must

realization that forced tears are a must I feel like I’m almost alone like all my

I feel like I’m almost alone like all my

I feel like I’m almost alone like all my friends are married with little kids you

friends are married with little kids you

friends are married with little kids you can’t shy away from it you just have to

can’t shy away from it you just have to

can’t shy away from it you just have to make it happen it’s just fear that I

make it happen it’s just fear that I

make it happen it’s just fear that I have to deal with there’s possibly no

have to deal with there’s possibly no

have to deal with there’s possibly no other place on television to find a

other place on television to find a

other place on television to find a remarkable crying face than on the Real

remarkable crying face than on the Real

remarkable crying face than on the Real Housewives series as these women are

Housewives series as these women are

Housewives series as these women are built and groomed to give the people

built and groomed to give the people

built and groomed to give the people what they want which includes a hell of

what they want which includes a hell of

what they want which includes a hell of a lot of Tears mommy’s gotta pull it

a lot of Tears mommy’s gotta pull it

a lot of Tears mommy’s gotta pull it together do you agree with our list cuz

together do you agree with our list cuz

together do you agree with our list cuz they weren’t gonna show my ass crack or

they weren’t gonna show my ass crack or

they weren’t gonna show my ass crack or my nipple this is full bore

my nipple this is full bore

my nipple this is full bore who do you think is the biggest

who do you think is the biggest

who do you think is the biggest celebrity crybaby it’s my Congress and

celebrity crybaby it’s my Congress and

celebrity crybaby it’s my Congress and I’ll cry if I want to for more

I’ll cry if I want to for more

I’ll cry if I want to for more mind-blowing top 10s published every day

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no please don’t no be said are you

no please don’t no be said are you really said no are you feeling better

really said no are you feeling better

really said no are you feeling better now

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