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weirdest and coolest news stories we’ve got an emulation station here running
got an emulation station here running
got an emulation station here running with all your different emulators this
with all your different emulators this
with all your different emulators this week we’re looking at a major
week we’re looking at a major
week we’re looking at a major cliffhanger dating by scent and cyber
cliffhanger dating by scent and cyber
cliffhanger dating by scent and cyber immortality but only I can live forever
immortality but only I can live forever
immortality but only I can live forever number three cliff caper people living
number three cliff caper people living
number three cliff caper people living and working in LA no it has one of the
and working in LA no it has one of the
and working in LA no it has one of the most frustrating commutes in the US and
most frustrating commutes in the US and
most frustrating commutes in the US and a as a normal commute can take up to 81
a as a normal commute can take up to 81
a as a normal commute can take up to 81 percent longer during peak hours but the
percent longer during peak hours but the
percent longer during peak hours but the daily grind take on a whole other
daily grind take on a whole other
daily grind take on a whole other meaning this Monday for one motorists
meaning this Monday for one motorists
meaning this Monday for one motorists narrowly escapes driving his SUV off of
narrowly escapes driving his SUV off of
narrowly escapes driving his SUV off of a cliff
after losing control along Malibu Canyon
after losing control along Malibu Canyon Road the motorist was left dangling over
Road the motorist was left dangling over
Road the motorist was left dangling over a curb and just managed to climb out of
a curb and just managed to climb out of
a curb and just managed to climb out of the vehicle disoriented and in shock
the vehicle disoriented and in shock
the vehicle disoriented and in shock the motorist wandered into the road and
the motorist wandered into the road and
the motorist wandered into the road and was struck by a passing tour bus but
was struck by a passing tour bus but
was struck by a passing tour bus but somehow survived the ordeal you know
somehow survived the ordeal you know
somehow survived the ordeal you know what I’m talking about he was treated by
what I’m talking about he was treated by
what I’m talking about he was treated by the Los Angeles County Fire Department
the Los Angeles County Fire Department
the Los Angeles County Fire Department and is currently recovering in a local
and is currently recovering in a local
and is currently recovering in a local hospital glad he’s doing all right but
hospital glad he’s doing all right but
hospital glad he’s doing all right but unless this was just a major shout out
unless this was just a major shout out
unless this was just a major shout out to Steve Tyler and Aerosmith we are very
to Steve Tyler and Aerosmith we are very
to Steve Tyler and Aerosmith we are very concerned that the Terminator has once
concerned that the Terminator has once
concerned that the Terminator has once again returned
number two smell dating are you wearing
number two smell dating are you wearing jean-paul Gaultier’s or him it’s just my
jean-paul Gaultier’s or him it’s just my
jean-paul Gaultier’s or him it’s just my natural Musk mail-order brides
natural Musk mail-order brides
natural Musk mail-order brides how about male odor brides scent is the
how about male odor brides scent is the
how about male odor brides scent is the brainchild of two New York artists that
brainchild of two New York artists that
brainchild of two New York artists that seek to match up potential lovers based
seek to match up potential lovers based
seek to match up potential lovers based entirely on scent the service provides
entirely on scent the service provides
entirely on scent the service provides single people with a t-shirt in the mail
single people with a t-shirt in the mail
single people with a t-shirt in the mail which they are instructed to wear for
which they are instructed to wear for
which they are instructed to wear for three days while simultaneously avoiding
three days while simultaneously avoiding
three days while simultaneously avoiding deodorants and perfumes once three days
deodorants and perfumes once three days
deodorants and perfumes once three days have passed the participants send the
have passed the participants send the
have passed the participants send the t-shirt back and receives 10 t-shirts
t-shirt back and receives 10 t-shirts
t-shirt back and receives 10 t-shirts from other singles scientific research
from other singles scientific research
from other singles scientific research shows that you can tell things like
shows that you can tell things like
shows that you can tell things like compatibility predisposition to illness
compatibility predisposition to illness
compatibility predisposition to illness and so we’re really curious to see how
and so we’re really curious to see how
and so we’re really curious to see how people make those decisions if two
people make those decisions if two
people make those decisions if two participants determine one another’s
participants determine one another’s
participants determine one another’s odor to be satisfactory scent provides
odor to be satisfactory scent provides
odor to be satisfactory scent provides them with necessary contact information
them with necessary contact information
them with necessary contact information but that’s it oh that is nutty
no details on gender sexual orientation
no details on gender sexual orientation or age are provided an alternative to
or age are provided an alternative to
or age are provided an alternative to the selfie saturated dating services
the selfie saturated dating services
the selfie saturated dating services available to the public the project
available to the public the project
available to the public the project points to study suggesting a link
points to study suggesting a link
points to study suggesting a link between human attraction and body odor
participants would do well to avoid
participants would do well to avoid their grandma’s basement any kind of
their grandma’s basement any kind of
their grandma’s basement any kind of swamp or bog and that co-worker that
swamp or bog and that co-worker that
swamp or bog and that co-worker that doesn’t know about the whole deodorant
doesn’t know about the whole deodorant
doesn’t know about the whole deodorant thing my god what is that now oh that’s
thing my god what is that now oh that’s
thing my god what is that now oh that’s a smell of desire milady god no it
a smell of desire milady god no it
a smell of desire milady god no it smells like like a used diaper filled
smells like like a used diaper filled
smells like like a used diaper filled with Indian food
with Indian food
with Indian food number one cyber immortality this will
number one cyber immortality this will
number one cyber immortality this will feel weird Fountain of Youth snake oil
feel weird Fountain of Youth snake oil
feel weird Fountain of Youth snake oil potions what do they have in common
potions what do they have in common
potions what do they have in common promises of agelessness what else
promises of agelessness what else
promises of agelessness what else they’re all phony baloney for church oh
they’re all phony baloney for church oh
they’re all phony baloney for church oh and yet we continue to try and find a
and yet we continue to try and find a
and yet we continue to try and find a way to make ourselves immortal well
way to make ourselves immortal well
way to make ourselves immortal well perhaps the answer is focusing less on
perhaps the answer is focusing less on
perhaps the answer is focusing less on preserving our temporary meatsac bodies
preserving our temporary meatsac bodies
preserving our temporary meatsac bodies and moving towards the preservation of
and moving towards the preservation of
and moving towards the preservation of our true being
our true being
our true being you know our brain mind consciousness
you know our brain mind consciousness
you know our brain mind consciousness etcetera etc the technology to replicate
etcetera etc the technology to replicate
etcetera etc the technology to replicate our brains on a computer will apparently
our brains on a computer will apparently
our brains on a computer will apparently be achievable by 2050 ish according to
be achievable by 2050 ish according to
be achievable by 2050 ish according to the likes of Stephen Hawking an inventor
the likes of Stephen Hawking an inventor
the likes of Stephen Hawking an inventor and futurist Ray Kurzweil how well our
and futurist Ray Kurzweil how well our
and futurist Ray Kurzweil how well our brain works like a computer program to
brain works like a computer program to
brain works like a computer program to begin with sending functions via
begin with sending functions via
begin with sending functions via electric signals when we can replicate
electric signals when we can replicate
electric signals when we can replicate this on a powerful computer successfully
this on a powerful computer successfully
this on a powerful computer successfully then we’ll have achieved cyber
then we’ll have achieved cyber
then we’ll have achieved cyber immortality but as many have speculated
immortality but as many have speculated
immortality but as many have speculated if we successfully upload a brain to a
if we successfully upload a brain to a
if we successfully upload a brain to a program how do we know if it’s the
program how do we know if it’s the
program how do we know if it’s the actual person’s brain or just a perfect
actual person’s brain or just a perfect
actual person’s brain or just a perfect copy who is talking to me right now is
copy who is talking to me right now is
copy who is talking to me right now is it you or is the sentient computer
it you or is the sentient computer
it you or is the sentient computer pretending to talk on your behalf yeah
pretending to talk on your behalf yeah
pretending to talk on your behalf yeah but how do I know that professor because
but how do I know that professor because
but how do I know that professor because if computers have become sentient what
if computers have become sentient what
if computers have become sentient what better way to convince people they
better way to convince people they
better way to convince people they hadn’t then by co-opting the voice of
hadn’t then by co-opting the voice of
hadn’t then by co-opting the voice of the most intelligent man on the planet
the most intelligent man on the planet
the most intelligent man on the planet yikes we’ll have a synth problem of our
yikes we’ll have a synth problem of our
yikes we’ll have a synth problem of our own soon
own soon
own soon he’s the synth and he wants to replace
he’s the synth and he wants to replace
he’s the synth and he wants to replace me please please you’ve got to believe
me please please you’ve got to believe
me please please you’ve got to believe me you can’t let that thing do this so
me you can’t let that thing do this so
me you can’t let that thing do this so would you want to be uploaded to a
would you want to be uploaded to a
would you want to be uploaded to a computer alright don’t have an answer
computer alright don’t have an answer
computer alright don’t have an answer for your weekly dispatch of offbeat news
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